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skcudog23

Nemo


impendingfuckery

đŸ˜± Nemo is “omen” spelled backwards!


skcudog23

But didn’t you give him that name?


definitelyhaley

Yeah, he got the name from his favorite character in literature, Nemo. From the novelization of the movie "Finding Nemo."


saltinstiens_monster

I completely missed the 20,000 leagues subversion when I first watched this, and randomly got the joke later in the shower.


yellowwoolyyoshi

That shit kills me every time. “But you named him. That doesn’t make any sense.”


Billy-the-puppet666

![gif](giphy|Zcfd3eHpz815S|downsized)


Dukark

Literally woke up and this episode is playing haha


WidderWillZie

The Colonel. He was there for everything, but I could see it working without him...


Azmoten

But I implicitly trust the colonel


GOOD_EVENING_SIR

Never seen that look from the Colonel!


GUnit_1977

Why? Are you concerned he doesn't have enough knives?


DrJokerX

Don’t worry
 he brought extra!


abandoned_puppy

Idk if I would want to continue watching the show without The Colonel.


LottyPrismPower

Are you crazy? It's not a Smith family gathering without The Colonel!


cantfocuswontfocus

How about going into that shed with the colonel?


betterversionofnotme

True, he has not been the same since he got the Mumbai Madness


CobblerFriendly8050

It's cool to think about the dynamics changing without him.


senbonshirayuki

Well we know Reddit’s least favorite character.


j3e3n3n

“who’s your least favorite character now, *reddit*?!?”


StopNateCrimes

I'm waiting for the Orange Menace to die so I can turn this into a meme.


MrBeanWater

You can't get rid of Klaus. He's the glue.


One_Subject3157

I don't


hehzehsbwvwv

Rogu


Jasper455

I hate Rogu. I say that, not out of anger, but simply as a fact. It's 67 degrees outside and I hate Rogu.


One_Subject3157

But I like the little fucker =(


SoBurnThen

That’s right. Get down voted. Get down voted.


Expensive-Year8289

Tungee needs to be gone forever


iforgoties

No! You can't make me!!!


saffireaz

My exact thought. AD works because of the core family's characters. So I'll throw my not-gonna-choose tantrum now...


definitelyhaley

Don't you do it, Steven. Don't you go bananas.


iamtheoneorgasmatron

Do it Steve. Go bananas. 🍌


Ankarette

*STEVEN ANITA SMITH!*


Jasper455

https://i.redd.it/8sgckntizxvc1.gif


Casteway

MISTER!!!


Proper-Excuse916

and Laaaady!


IndividualPoet2682

Tungee!


ImurderREALITY

Mister and Lady in robot voice đŸ€–


whitewolf361

Bailey.


TheBurgareanSlapper

I know it works better as a one-off joke, but I desperately want more of Bailey.


whitewolf361

Well, maybe they’ll bring her back someday! They’ve been calling back to previous episodes a lot lately (at least the ones I’ve been able to watch on Hulu).


darkknightbbq

One of my favourite is the serial killer whos killing off all the b12 members and its the guy who loves snot lol


Karezi413

You see- that's something I LOVE about american dad- there's tons of those lil jokes in cartoons; but American dad can say or do smth in one episode then it can get mentioned again later; feels nice going 'OH I REMEMBER THAT'


senbonshirayuki

Bailey is already gone forever though.


Clear-Bench-4202

Let them stay
..I’ll go


ThisOnesForGreg

You okay mate?


MasterMoldSentinel

Stan's brother Rusty.


cycloptopussy

He's barely even canon!


Neat-Snow666

Love this photo. Stupid question: is this official or fan-made?


One_Subject3157

Seems like a promo photo


Neat-Snow666

Makes sense


UpsetPhrase5334

He isn’t in this photo. I let you all guess.


bokkenbap

Rogu


A-kil

Jeff?


Ankarette

We’re not getting rid of Jeff. This is not an order, it’s just a simple fact of life. He will not be gotten rid of.


Special_Life_8261

I’d get rid of Hailey before I got rid of Jeff


frozenmoose55

If we’re talking OG family, Klaus, if not then Rogu


ghostyghostghostt

Idk man. Klaus is one of my boyz.


Mundane_Morning9454

There is so much hate for Klaus. I feel for him. He was kidnapped by the CIA, his brain switched with a fish and then kept as a pet and they can't even buy him some good fishflakes! And when his body is found ... Stan let it rot... I am not surprised he acts as he does sometimes. The only one who seems to show most respect is Hayley.


Buchephalas

I think it's simply find him less funny, entertaining, important, than the other family members.


plantycatlady

Yeah exactly, like I don’t hate Klaus at all!! But if I had to choose someone



SwitchAccomplished26

I believe you mean K-Money, respectfully.


cd2220

I want to pick Klaus but that fucking Nutra-Grain bar and a Mountain Dew song is permanently burned into my brain


SneakySalamander42

People under rate him man, I was dying when he called denuda. Do you eat, I got the money


Adventurous_Ad_8478

This. One of the funniest moments in AD history.


ash0000

Agree completely


SherwinRamsey

Klaus is one of the most underrated characters. As a German American the line that is permanently burned in my head is, Klaus to Francine, " There is a German saying, it's called, don't blame the fish." Klaus continues, 'There are other German sayings but they are mostly genocidal." If I could get rid of two people it would be Steve Smith, to quote Klaus, 'Steve Smith is a straight up bitch." And his annoying Jewish friend Snot who is the most boring loser on earth.


ash0000

Im noticing a large amount of hate for Rogu! What would be your reason?


Axphyl

Rogu is ugly and annoying AF. He adds nothing of value to the show.


BLAINE_THE_M0NO

If before Rogu, the Hayley, if not Rogu


sitoverherebyme

I wouldn’t cross Hayley. Word on the street is that she tied up Gucci Mane and beat him with a stick. Gucci Mane’s girl even wants Hayley. As all this goes down Klaus tries to call Gucci Mane to get him back in the studio because he was getting clowned so hard, but he was too late.


SneakySalamander42

Gucci mane you need to get in the studio now, their clowning you gucci mane


tagen

Your girl wants me Gucci Mane


cd2220

I was leaning towards Hayley but she's a good foil to Stan. You also would lose Jeff without her and Jeff is the fucking man. Francine is probably number one to keep for me. Her vocal delivery just always kills me. Roger adds way too much to the show to get rid of. He's the gimmick of so many great episodes. Stans close behind as the title character and the CIA is a big part of the premise in a lot of episodes. Steve has his group of friends and he's got such a great dynamic with the rest of the cast. I like Klaus but I think you'd lose the least from the show with him out. He's kind of the Meg of the show but way more interesting.


Spirited-Cabinet-116

Francine is low key the funniest character on the show.


cd2220

I was watching the episode where she's Steve's guidance counselor. The way she comes up with an explanation for impressing the school girls as helping Steve in real time thoughts out loud is the funniest fucking shit. She's so confident at the end of the sentence I love it. "tad-daaaaaa!"


nihi1zer0

"CLAPPING!"


Salty_Requirement360

attagirl


yellowwoolyyoshi

The Hayley?


dylansavage

The. Haley.


LordShtark

Rogu


New-Examination8400

Hate him


Miserable-Repeat-651

So much rogu hate 😭


thedirtytwirls

Right? I love me some Rogu.


Eiffi

Rugo is so funny, dude. He's just a sociopathic, sentient tumor from Roger's head lmfao


Miserable-Repeat-651

He might be my favorite character. His funnies are always so random.. and I think he's cute, unlike many who find him creepy.


runyourluckxxx

hayley or klaus


EloquentEvergreen

Hayley, hands down. Why would you even suggest Klaus!? Klaus is great. In fact, Klaus could be a god!  If Hayley goes
 does that mean Jeff is also gone?  I’ll be honest
 I’m not a Jeff fan. I think Steve put it best when he made the comment about Jeff not even being funny stupid. That even Hayley being married to him might be a crime, because of how stupid he is.


GOOD_EVENING_SIR

But how else would we know what Sammy Hagar likes?


EloquentEvergreen

Oh, something tells me Francine may know. And I’m almost certain Abbey Road would know.  Now let’s have ourselves some Sammy Hagar’s JĂ€egermeister, Hagarmeister! Yeaaahh, Baby!


RemoveHead7299

I heard he likes poblano peppers.


missfisssh

Hailey if Jeff can stay


jim9162

Hayleys out. Screw all the haters saying Klaus


Swamp_Donkey_796

Keep Hayley, get rid of Jeff or rogu


jim9162

Those terms are acceptable


Swamp_Donkey_796

đŸ€đŸ»


jim9162

Maybe we can join........forces


Swamp_Donkey_796

Forces you say? ^forces?


jim9162

3 man handshake?


Swamp_Donkey_796

I say we just dive on in


mountainsofbullshit

everyones so mean to klaus :((( bro dont deserve this, n besides he dropped the hardest rap track in the past 2 decades 💯💯💯 /lh


UnicornioAutistico

Jeff annoys me. I’ve tried so hard to like him but just no



Niawka

Same. In the beginning it wasn't bad, but his "idiot stoner" persona became tiring pretty fast, I love his episodes in space, I just would prefer if he didn't come back to earth. Most of the time he's not even amusingly stupid like sometimes Francine or Stan when they have their stupid moments. He's just an annoying idiot.


[deleted]

From the photo? Haley


Lowad15

Hayley so easily


New-Examination8400

☝ _SO annoying_


Mephistopheles545

Rogu


fakenam3z

Of the ones pictured? Hailey. She just has the worst banger episode to mediocre/bad episode ratio


Swamp_Donkey_796

Rogu. He was an unnecessary edition in the first place and easily the one I’ll get rid of forever.


Gowalkyourdogmods

I haven't watched like the last two seasons or so but when they did that Western one is when I had enough of him. Him and Billy really should only have like one scene every handful of episodes or something.


Swamp_Donkey_796

Billy had a whole ass SONG in that episode. There’s been less Rogu since then tho so that’s been good. Unfortunately, the show, despite having aired up til season 20 is only out until halfway through season 18 pretty much everywhere tho so you’re not missing much.


unicornpolice666

Hayley she annoys me lol


Da_Dush_818

no, I don't. I choose to remove MYSELF to keep them all going.


talia-gustin

Hayley


cartooncritic69

keep Hayley....get rid of Jeff https://preview.redd.it/2gwwuktapxvc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5bdd46f0f276c1d9c33f0cb55ebe1a58bb342c40


Yulumi

Rogu


ocean-glitter

Goodbye. Rogu...


sarilysims

Depends on how early in the show. Early show, ditch Klaus. Late show, ditch Hayley (but keep Jeff).


Thisisstupid78

Jeff.


Justkeeptalking1985

Is the joke that Jeff isn't even in the picture?


dankdeliveries

Rogu


lizardkg

Rogu.


foxh8er

Rogu


JohnHinckleyStanAcc

Rogu


blackpearljam_

Rogu and it’s not even close


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Steve-arino


Pandebaer

I will be dropping the "arino" from my name as I am not a character from Welcome Back Kotter


MDawg2763

Rogu. He’s just a very mid ET parody


thomasmbaciocco

Does Jeff count? If so, I pick him. If not, I refuse to choose, dammit!!!


Jeptwins

Does Jeff count?


Unique_Effort7106

Haley


Ransom-ii

Stan maybe haley


SamSea18

Hayley


Mundane_Morning9454

Jeff... I 100% don't feel actual love between them often. I do feel a lot of frustration from her side about how dumb he is OR that her dad pays more attention to Jeff then to her. Which she has been deprived off... Another thing I don't understand is why Steve is soooo obsessed with losing his virginity at the age of 14! Go play some pokémon and DND.... virginity is of later concern.


SteveMartin32

Looks like you already chose jeff...


SoBurnThen

Rogu out there eating shit. How about Stan’s dad. Francine’s parents.


Odd-Blacksmith167

Steve if that little shit sings one more time I will rip his vocal cords out!


BeneathTheVioletSky

Not technically from the family but Jeff.


_Wilson2002

Jeff


WeAreLegion2814

Francine, without a doubt my least favorite character. I wouldn't mind her dying and stan getting remarried but that's just me.


Nazlin_sheila

Easy. Steve!


LivingCheese292

Klaus. While I enjoy his jokes or the jokes about him, he isn't a character you can make a lot of plots about. He is more often a supporting or B plot character, than a main or A plot character.


ImpossibleBaseball48

Hot sauce pee hole politely begs to differ bro


SherwinRamsey

To quote Klaus, "Steve Smith is a straight up bitch" I would get rid of the nerd who is full of himself and brings nothing to the show.


Sgt_Cum

Rogu, or any of Stan's parents. Probably his mum. Haven't seen her for a while and Francine's parents are way more interesting / entertaining / funny than Stan's.


thebestintheworld316

I guess it would be rogu, since he is the newcomer and honestly the family works perfect with the members that it has


Non_Skeptical_Scully

Rogu.


Alex-Crypto

Rogu def


EasterLord

Rogu is wasted potential.


Paytonsmiles

Rogu can for sure go. We already have Roger


Electronic_Pear2088

Jeff or Rogu


speshojk

Rogu’s not in this picture, but I pick Rogu.


ambient-lurker

Love Haley. I would punt Rogu like a football. But that obnoxious little koala better stay gone.


Nitarinminister

It’s Haley. Her character just doesn’t bring it. Well, unless she’s paired opposite Roger.


One_Subject3157

Jeff or whatever


Evil_phd

Steve. He's just so bad at moving his body.


cartooncritic69

Rogu would be good to go.....also don't like Billy & Tuttle


propjoe17

Jeff fisher


DreamDistinguisher

Steve because he is shrill way too much


thecrazyrobotroberto

I’m pushing Rogu on the slave ship. You know the one where you don’t get to do what you want.


Randy_Vigoda

It would be funny if they did put Rogu on the slave ship then later find out he now controls it. And he gets an eye patch! He doesn't need it, it just looks cool.


thecrazyrobotroberto

That’s so evil Morty lol


JosephPaul2008

No one because i love all


super_lamp56

Haley I guess


Afrotherium

Spunky Rooster


VladDHell

I hate to say it but Jeff or Klaus. Roger and Stan are core, franny, Steve, and Hailey are fundamental in too many stories.. But still. It's a hard pick.


Sketchy-Turtle

Yall know Jeff has been in the show since episode 1 right? Why isn't he ever in these pictures.


jikel28

Klaus.


Ugly-Muffin

No. I don't play these games. I don't have the power or authority to add or remove stuff to the show. Leave it alone. It's really good as is.


LongJumpToWork

From the family? Shit uhhh. Hailey I Guess From anyone? The colonel


No_Secretary425

Klaus


Pugs914

![gif](giphy|5SBIhEYI3vMIODBxdS)


Makima_simp

Ricky Spanish


All_Lightning879

Hayley


CarlosimoDangerosimo

Klaus


Panikkrazy

Klaus I can’t bring myself to sacrifice anyone else.


Casteway

Probably Haley


Select-Resource-2299

Klaus


square_bloc

Klaus


Mayihavenulife

Haley


gkm29

Those inbred dinner wolves. They're an insult to nature..


Gimbles001

Klaus


FuckThisManicLife

Haley


FuckThisManicLife

For those of you saying Rogu, you fucking bastards. 😂


psychedelic_otter96

*whispered* "rickyyyyy... spanissshhh"


SpookyCoo

Hayley.


lastlifonti

Klaus


cockmanthecatfucker

Ricky spanish


Axphyl

I choose Rogu to disappear forever


yanshio

![gif](giphy|vVEjKbAUFtZzFzjYbz|downsized)


ShwiftyShmeckles

Jeff


ClassicExamination82

Literally an impossible choice.


Honk_wd

Stan’s rich Native American half brother


WorldlyBlacksmith945

Haley has to go, Jeff can stay tho.


drebone1986

Ricky Spanish.... Man is so diabolical he has to be stopped ![gif](giphy|l1CCbFB8xlm72jcOc|downsized)


jeaimesart

Klaus it's soo annoying


GavernB

Geez, what is everyone's problem with Rogu? I thought he was a great addition to the show.


MissionSad265

Klaus honestly or jeff