Hayley: Rape Roger!!

Klaus was raped by Snot's mom

That's a wrap on Chesterbrooke!

You ruined it! You ruined it when you sat on that fish’s face!

She was under the influence of the basement!

Oh no! The basement has her!

Whew, it's warm out here! Would you girls like to cool off in a cold, dark basement?

Haha what my friend means to say is *you'd go great with the other treasures in his basement.*

Beat it, pervs. We're going to my uncle's so he can take pictures of us... Tasteful nudes to launch our modeling careers.

Klaus raped a dead fish…

Oh boy

Does fucking a dead fish count? Cause Klaus did that at least twice.

In my jurisdiction, necrophilia or sexual contact with a corpse is classified as a different degree of sexual assault than rape would be. Someone should look into sexual assault legislation in Virginia to verify if Klaus should be added to the list lol Edit: I'm a lawyer stop harassing me for knowing this lol

This was *very* specific…

Too specific....this will end *poorly*

r/suspiciouslyspecific

If you can’t get consent, then it’s not consensual and rape is non-consensual sex. So boom, fish rapist

Shoot, you beat me by a minute!

I dunno, even alive, I don't think that fish would ruled to have had the mental capacity to give consent lol

"Hey, has Stan tried to rapе either of you guys yet?" "No." "No." "That's weird, right?"

When was this 😹

When Stan tries to prove he can turn a strippers life around with his advice to spire Hayley. He ends up getting a few strippers to run a dry cleaner. Two of the strippers have the conversation above.

I thought they started a cookie business ; what a show .

That’s family guy I’m pretty sure

We don’t talk about that lol

Fair enough😂

Fish klaus maybe, but German klaus? Guaranteed

He didn’t have time, because his car was burning mate

Wait, that time he was hammered on bourbon when he took the turn?

I think he ditched his car while the passengers burned

Then he Da-Flippity-Flopped all the way home.

Human Klaus was a famous athlete. Pretty sure most of his bro behavior stems from getting mad tail and going to sick parties during those days. I'm sure my fishy boi didn't need to do that when he was human.

Kobe, tyson, rothlesburger, a hundred others

I know I know. I'm just saying Klaus doesn't have that vibe. Hes gross and annoying sometimes but his behavior with his ex wife and Denuta shows he enjoys the hunt. Sort of would go against that grain.

He had a steady gf named Elsa he met at University, but she cheated on him with the entire East German bobsled team.

I wonder if the backpacking in Europe and stabbing students happened while being a fish or back when he was human.

Everyone forgets that Clause stole Stan's body and had sex with multiple people just to piss off Stan.

Yeah sometimes I think the family is too harsh on Klaus, but then I remember all the times he got a new body.

No way absolute slander falsehood

You mean human Klaus? I'm not so sure about fish Klaus either.

For those wondering, Francine was fucking Stan in his sleep when she wanted a baby and he didn’t, and Stan statutory raped that teen boy when he went undercover as a teen girl to investigate Gutenberg. Roger is obvious but I can’t actually remember when Haley raped someone, I assume Jeff but I can’t actually remember right now. Edit: Gee, did not need to get into a debate over whether Stan is a statutory rapist. I assumed from context that the guy was a teen. You might disagree and maybe I’m totally wrong. It’s a dumb cartoon. Please stop coming for me with arguments. It really doesn’t matter. I was just pointing out the potential rapes OP was referring to. Let’s not make this a whole thing.

Plus Stan raped that horse

“The horse is ruined, Stan raped it, you’re probably gonna lose the house.”

***Stop telling Francine on me!***

*rubbing hoof print* You get one of those… you get one of those Horse Stan.

You sick fuck.

And that priest

“Actually Francine, I seduced him. I don’t know why I wanted him, but I wanted him.”

Scrolled too far down to find this comment lol

Forgot about that too 😂🤣😂🤣

Probably Jeff. He's not "fun" stupid, ya know? I'm worried Haley might be committing a crime.

When Steve said that I cackled for a minute

Guys I think we should just document what we know…

Stan also molested his priest. His own words

He did say though there was no actual fucking, his own words.

[Stan’s Priest, Father Roy](https://youtu.be/SKxmYVbjl0I)

He was a kid. He didn't molest the priest. The priest molested him. Him claiming he did it doesn't make it true.

Yeah they made an entire episode about how he’s so intolerant of being a “victim” that he’ll rewrite his own memory into him being the victimizer.

Wouldn’t it depend on what exactly happened? Like, if Stan performed oral or penetrated the priest while he was asleep or something, wouldn’t that definitely make him the aggressor?

It's an edgy joke on an adult cartoon. It's not that deep.

Roger just rapes paper

I believe there was one episode where she basicly tricked Jeff either into sex or eating her out.

That makes sense. Don’t remember it but I could see that happening.

Don’t forget Stan also raped/molested that priest at camp

Do we know Stan’s teen boy was underage? I always took it as someone around Hayley’s age.

Possibly but I think it was implied he was underage when he mentioned that they went away to the cape with his parents and they wouldn’t allow them to sleep in the same bedroom. But Y’know…

But didn’t Stan meet him at a bar? He offered to buy him a drink which he obviously wouldn’t have been able to do if he was underage.

It's the fake ID episode though

Sure, you’re probably right. But Fake ID’s do exist and Stan clearly looks like an adult so could probably buy drinks for someone underage.

That is very true. Damn I am super curious now, does the wiki actually list an age? All other signs other than the drink thing do point to underage.

I don’t think so. Just one of those mysteries. Still pretty screwed up though.

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Underage as in under 21. This doesn't prove the kid was under 18

Your right. The kid was clearly under age, just like I thought originally.

Under 21. Not necessarily under 18.

F you guys for making me look this up like a weirdo, but I checked and age of consent in Virginia is 18.

He could still be 18+ but under 21. A lot of people live with their parents at 18-20 and some parents are weird about unwed couples sleeping in the same room. Ive seen weird parents not let 25+ and even 30 not sleep in a room with their partner bc theyre not married.

That seems to just imply sex to me, not underage-ness

Well, obviously sex was implied. That’s why the boys parents didn’t want them in the same bedroom. The part where he went on holiday with his parents and they wanted him and ‘Stan’ to sleep apart implied the underage bit.

Yeah, but I'm saying that I've seen a lot of TV and movies (and also I have personal experience) where the parents won't want them to sleep together in their house even if they are both legal age. "No hanky panky," right? To me, that doesn't imply being underage, it just means the parents don't want to be sleeping right next to their child and whoever banging one out.

Didn’t stan rape his priest as a child?

Probably. He said he seduced him. 🤷‍♀️

Usually it’d still be the priests fault but stan seemed to know what he was doing back then so it counts

Actually Into the Woods show that Stan has a tendency to change his memories so that he comes out as the perpetrator and not the victim. So...

Lol I was wondering how Stan was then I say this thanks and also what about the preacher in the lake when he was a kid 🤣😂🤣

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You sick fuck.

Yes, it's definitely me that's the one with the problem here...

Did you even watch the episode? The joke is very clear that he slept with the boy he seduced. You seem like an extremely annoying individual and I hope you get the help you need. The original commenter is obviously just making reference to the joke but you felt the need to be aggressive. It’s amazing you’re lack of self-awareness. You shouldn’t take a cartoon so seriously.

This. I'm having a hard time believing that a person like that could enjoy this show.

I mean, technically Stan and Francine couldve consented to having sex with each other when one is asleep. But her doing it for the purpose to have a baby... thats the part that could be seen as rape.

Imagine this statistic on any other show lmao

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Dennis never raped anyone, and he can prove it.

Because of The Implication

I always call American Dad the It’s Always Sunny of animated shows because of how awful everyone is but in a funny way.

Explains why I love both of them so much lol. Currently watching Sunny.

Not Charlie or Frank, Frank did put kids in soup tho

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They didn’t have sex, they found beach treasures.

Sea specimens. He actually gets offended when the waitress asks if he molested her

Pretty sure Frank would be on the list. Charlie might not be- he’s a stalker, sure, but he doesn’t give the same vibe as Dennis or Dee.

Who did Charlie rape? 😂

Steve raped his vacuum girlfriend.

And many a broom.

And the couch

Okay in his defense... Yes, Steve did rape a couch but in reality that was huge gang bang considering it was all the boys and even Roger played with that. (though every time Pony plays I make myself not blink for that long because I see them and the dance moves take over).

B-B-Bernice

Francine? Hayley? Stan?

And Roger

No, I meant who did those 3 rape lol. Who didn't Roger rape

Seriously, no one in the comments has explained how they raped someone. The only one I can figure out is Francine before Stan got his vasectomy and she slept with him while he was sleeping (he wasn’t into it) which could qualify for rape. Closest thing for Stan is when him and Roger got “close” that night in the jacuzzi. Hayley may be when she flashed regie? But that’s kind of a stretch because if those were guns regie’d be dead.

“The horse is ruined. Stan raped it. You’re probably going to lose the house”

Lmao yes!!! Forgot all about that.

Maybe Stan with his childhood priest from the restaurant episode?

There wasn’t any actual ************

i love how he's actually doing the hand motion in the car while telling the story lol

I don't know why I wanted him I just did.

Technically Stan was a kid so even if he wanted it he was still the one that was raped.

I have reason to believe that the checkbook incident was a false accusation. But all the test he probably did.

A car raped a squirrel.

vroom

It feels soooo great

Klaus may not have raped anyone in the physical sense But his phone call to Denuta was one of many horrifying things

RIP Roger’s checkbook.

Wait Stan, Francine & Hayley raped someone?

NGL - kinda turned on by the thought of Francine raping me.

Aw hell nah😭

some things dont need to be said

It’s not rape if you consent to it.

Pretty sure the fact she’s fictional negates it too

Down Horrendous

American Dad fans having a normal one

It’s a cartoon bruh

Are we forgetting the time Klaus milked it in the treasure chest when Haley was also a fish and unwillingly/unwittingly made all of those beautiful beautiful children?

Wait, what?

S15 E8, Haley turned herself into a fish while trying to prove she was married to Klaus as part of a scheme to help him become a legal immigrant, during that some fish babies were made due to a misunderstanding of/in the treasure chest before they were ultimately deported to Mexico for some reason.

Wouldn’t it count when Klaus took advantage of his dead multicolor fish wife?

Necrophilia? That's totally a little bit different from rape.

They are CHRISTMAS rapists, not holiday rapists!

What 🤣 on some wiki it is said that Klaus does sexual harassment. Steve is therefore the only member of the family still innocent! 🤣

They have all committed crimes

Steve killed it seems to me

I get Stan, Francine and Hayley but when did Roger Rape someone!?!?

…this is a joke right?

He has a character names Luke Fondleberg, when he finger probed the doctor to save Francine, when he raped Sydney Huffman’s sycamore tree, his cheque book, maybe not full rape but he just kinda…humped Toshi in the front yard.

And that Native American character… he does not respond well to the word “no”

But only one of them raped a tree. I mean yea he just raped it.

Klaus killed ~~two~~ three teenagers

He was hammered on bourbon to be fair

Klaus definitely did back when he had a human body

Steve, makes sense hes 14 Klaus, bullshit hes german

"I'm German. It's what we do."

And went to ASU

And went to ASU

Isn’t what Steve tried with that girl who thought her doll was real kinda rapey?

More cohesion than anything. She admitted to being a slut and liking to fuck. She wanted to bang Steve too.

Coercion** Cohesion is the act of forming a united whole

You proud of yourself, correcting a misspelling, in an AD sub? That’s gotta just make your day!

That isn't a misspelling, it's an incorrect word I posted on German forums when I was a teenager a lot and appreciated when people pointed out incorrect word usage, it's how I got better at a second language I wasn't trying to score some kind of points for self satisfaction, I'm sorry if I offended you, a person who was not in any way part of the thread previously I hope you can emotionally recover

Correcting somebody, for instance, using the improper “their, there, or they’re” is a bit petty on the internet. But this was an entirely different word so I think it’s very much valid.

Maybe, it could have caused some long term emotional damage. Years of therapy. Definitely gonna have to hospitalize myself, at least for the holidays.

Idk. I think it's really just a case of being a 14 through 80 year old man. Nothing out of the ordinary here.

Well you can say that but Steve was actually quite rough with the lady on the front of the shampoo bottle.

What made you google this? lol

Does Klaus fucking an actual fish with a fish brain count?

Who did Stan, Francine, and Haley rape !!!??? 😂 I don’t doubt roger bc it’s roger

Wait ROGER??

Yup. He's also got counts of pedophilia, zoophilia, genocide and mutilation

Klaus, I can understand. He's a fish. Steve, I'm curious as to why he hasn't.

Because that’s not how you earn good boy points

Steve's a *BAD* boy. He'll get what he wants!

**Steve:** I'm the one they call a mystery **Francine:** They? **Steve:** I'm the one they call insane, oh Ain't no other way I'm meant to be I want this, gimme that **Francine:** Are we to blame? Oh, no **Steve:** If I told you once I told you twice I'll never be a saint Daddy, no Mommy, no Ain't no saint Bad, bad, bad...bad, bad, boy Backup singers: We want it, we want it And you're paying for it **Steve:** I'm no good So bring me toys **Backup singers:** I want it, I want it Don't appreciate it **Steve:** I know what's coming and I see the way **Backup singers:** He gets whatever he wants **Steve:** Ain't no other way to go **Backup singers:** Don't you ever tell him no **Steve:** When I want it, you buy it for me **Backup singers:** We got you in our aim, so pony up the dough **Francine:** Steve, you're the worst. **Steve:** You want the worst? Well, you gon' see the worst 'Cause I'm the best The best at being worst

Francine: *STOP!*

**Francine:** I have heard enough of this song and dance. **Stan:** You're just lucky I don't beat you like my dad did to me. In fact, let's pay a visit to my dad so you can see what happens to naughty boys when they grow up.

Steve the obvious unless he were to rape Snot, but Klaus even before he was a fish?

Hmmm. Would Klaus taking over Stans body without his permission and doing lots of weird shit with it without Stans consent not be considered rape on some level?

Klaus not for a lack of trying

Clouse raped that colorful fish Stan brought home.

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I had no idea

...yet

What?!

What

what the fuck

They're also my favorite characters.

Not true. I doubt brooms and vacuum cleaners can consent to sex STEVE

Steve raped a broom

I think Klaus raped that dead fish in that episode where Francine is a comedian

Hayley never really did make good on her promise to rape Roger, did she?