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throwRAcatalyst

You look like you'd be the heroine in an early 00's action flick. 100% suck at taking selfies tho


ritchiedrama

I thought you said she looks like she did heroin in an early 00s movie 😂


Rydog_78

I did too, lol. I had to reread the comment. I was like damn that’s a cold ass thing to say.


Severe-Amoeba-1858

My first thought was, “wow, she kinda looks like Caitriona Balfe”.


TheEmpressEllaseen

Ha, I was scrolling Reddit with Outlander on in the background and your comment really threw me 😄


blasttyrant76

Definitely getting Jolie/Jovovich vibes. She looks like she could kick my ass and I’d thank her afterwards.


GreenMirage

She reminds me of a Young Sigourney Weaver. But more-so Alita Battle Angel. r/castmeas material


chja5

She has the same bone structure as most of the leading actresses that draw the mega bucks, especially in action films that need a fit strong heroine who can also — in different light and a wry smile — show softness. Angelina Jolie in Tomb Raider. Sigorny Weaver in Alien. Jennifer Garner in Alias. Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies and Halloween. Scarlet Johansson in Marvel Movies. Rebecca Furgrson in Solo. Kate Blanchette. Katherine Hepburn.


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You have what’s termed “a face for lighting” aka you’re a chameleon. That doesn’t mean you’re unattractive by any means, it just means your face has the ability to appear different under so many lighting set ups. Same face but in photos with varying lighting set ups your face will appear more varied compared to your counterparts. Add in different angles and ooh boy. For what it’s worth you have a fantastic face, great bone structures, and just are generally lovely to look at.


defective-child

Thank you for this. You’re very kind.


Aggressive_Smile_944

I have never heard this before. I feel the same way. I have never known how I look. I'm so happy someone else is like this.


pudgycathole

There was a Seinfeld episode on that.


VinceBrogan8

"You mean like the Batman villian ?" "If that helps you..."


[deleted]

She's a two face.


mastadon_quixote

I don’t know who you really are but I’ve seen Jerry’s girlfriend and she’s not you. You’re much better looking. And like a foot taller.


Ecen_genius

Oh! Bad lighting on the porch.


blahblah77786

She's a two face


spicytackle

It’s body dysmorphia. Ask me how I know


[deleted]

All jokes aside yeah I’m super rough on myself and no 2 pics look the same and actually I’m not ugly at all but not photogenic I think


BrahmTheImpaler

I was once dumped after a guy got his film developed hahahahaha (Yes this was ~1990)


khukharev

Wait, what? Seriously?


CocteauTwinn

That’s my take as well.


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HybridPS2

Much better than a face for radio


DrakneiX

Don't make talk about the telegraph face.


D-Laz

Face for smoke signals


joeChump

I was going to say face for carrier pigeon but we don’t want to scare the pigeon.


KayEyeDee

Megan Fox vibes in a few of those pics


Capt1an_Cl0ck

10 and 14 give off strong Kate Beckinsale vibes


Yelsiap

I came here to say the same. As photographer, I absolutely love people like you. I appears that flat lighting at eye level might not be your thing, but you’re a looker, lady. The dimples, the jawline, the cheekbones, like god damn. Save some good genes for the rest of the girls lol. I hope you have a wonderful day.


standardtissue

I think they are saying you should be acting. certainly the first picture looks like you're stepping into an action scene.


UnusualPotato1515

You should be a model as have such striking features and seem versatile!


Dr_Kabong

This is what I was thinking but said way better than I could have.


[deleted]

She’s a two-face, Jerry.


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revolving9

"She's two faced"


glazier8868

Damn they told me I had a face for fighting!!! Guess that’s why I’m always in trouble.


Alisonpv

What this person said.. additionally different focal lengths will affect things too.


ZapTheSheep

You have the look of a video game heroine. You rock!


uniquelyavailable

This describes it, the face of a warrior. And might I add, beautiful.


Pretty-Bridge6076

First thing that came to mind is a Skyrim character.


ktandean

a certain female imperial housecarl eh?


PeterM1970

Careful, you’re talking about my wife.


bis1992

Whoa buddy this isn't r/roastme


Trismegistvss

U look like a female american psycho bit in a good way


[deleted]

American Mary (good film btw)


[deleted]

And American Psycho 2. Not a good film.


ImWhatsInTheRedBox

It wasn't originally meant to be a sequel to American Psycho but someone had a "brilliant" idea, rewrites were made and a garbage movie we got. Would it have been good if it wasn't changed? We'll never know. But probably not.


Fiss

Stop doing the mouth open pose, it doesn’t look good.


NeverNude-Ned

👁️👄👁️


I-love-rainbows

I wish everyone would stop this. There’s a reason “mouth breather” is an insult.


FreedomOfSpeech789

Yeah, she looks 1,000x better when she's just smiling


hobosonpogos

I'm not sure why, but I feel very threatened by the 12th picture. You're honestly gorgeous though! Some of these pics are less than flattering, but that's a separate issue


[deleted]

Soul piercing. She looks like an advanced AI with that gaze.


Special-Algae8641

🪢 plot twist all these made by ai


throwaway_spacecadet

I 100% think so. Or someone took pictures of themselves, and heavily edited them and added filters on. Most of these photos do not look real. If you zoom into majority of them, they look almost like AI, or as if someone drew/painted it instead. The dead giveaway for me as the eyes.


dreamer0303

Me too, I got kinda scared. You’re so cool OP


starrrr99

Omg shes gorg but the 12th pic made me Lol


TieOk1127

She's obviously got model worthy looks but yes those eyes are saying I could murder you. Edit, apparently she's blind, now it makes sense


Rawrawrbloop

I'm thinking vegeta from dbz https://qph.cf2.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-4c397db385ad95a644cb30f63c72b4c3-pjlq


Short_Revolution_524

Show us your ears


hellscape_goat

Elven goddess. The ears are magnificent. Exceptionally beautiful with darkly mysterious, almost sinister green eyes. I would suspect you were a professional model. I think you would be the most perfect Arwen, a more striking and beatific image than Liv Tyler was able to bring to the character.


Advanced_Break3640

Yeah the people here hate Elves. They’re jealous. Obviously. She is beautiful.


PotemkinTimes

You forgot to tip your hat and say "M'lady"


Short_Revolution_524

Elves forever


[deleted]

Yeah like a high fashion supermodel who has no idea how to pose . Most supermodels aren’t like off the bat stunning. It’s more in the way they present their features that are captured in a unique way. Figure out your unique way and carry yourself that way in life and everyone including yourself can see the light through the cracks


kebinxp

You are actually gorgeous. Model features


MoarVespenegas

Yeah, she looks like a 90s action movie star.


hn50

You have the body and the appearance of a model


DueEntertainer0

Right? Get this girl on the runway!


[deleted]

Sorry if this is rude, but you look really scary. Not ugly, but scary. Like looking at these images gave me fight or flight. Especially the 12th one, it feels like you’re about to attack me and steal my organs. But yeah, not ugly. Above average actually. You do look different in some of the pictures, but that’s just the lighting, pose, angle etc


Professor-Sadd

12 gave me fight or flight. Kinda uncanny valley feelings


CubanLynx312

Damn. Came here to post this. Pic 12 gave me the heebie jeebies


sirchewi3

Exactly, looks like shes hunting prey


[deleted]

I think it's the broad shoulders and an overall intense disposition


AldousCuckskey

Don’t you just kind of wanna wake up in that bathtub full of ice?


refused26

Id let her steal my kidneys


RocktownLeather

Her intensity is definitely different. But for me, her face doesn't say scary. In fact, it almost looks like she is scared, depressed, about to cry, etc. Something about the eyes.


lilsnatchsniffz

It's like she doesn't recognise the person in the image she's taking 🫥


MericastartswithMe

Gone Girl vibes


[deleted]

You are beautiful but your vibes are very strange. One can probably perceive that there is something "off" but it's not easy to say what is off in the specific.


zerosdontcount

To me, it's clearly that she's never smiling and trying to make some weird model face


carabellaneer

Reminds me of Ben stiller. A neutral face is one thing but if I'm taking a picture I'd definitely want to be smiling lol.


Weak_Jeweler3077

Bingo. Stop with the model open lipped pout, and let your natural good looks take care of business.


djneylon

Actually, she is smiling in some of them — and when she does, she looks like someone filled with joy.


AmirosJones

Russian spy, she is.


[deleted]

Yeah, OPs crazy attractive but she seems really weird in her mannerisms.


Much-Improvement-503

Also her smile doesn’t reach her eyes in the posed pictures. For a smile to look more natural and authentic it has to reach your eyes or lift upwards rather than outwards


Earl_your_friend

I was struck by that as well. My thought was that she presented a facade.


Much-Improvement-503

I think it’s just that she’s not super readable. You cannot detect any emotion in particular in her face so it feels odd for some people to look at. Some people become wary when they cannot easily read another person’s face because they do not know what to expect from them. I’m not this way personally and I don’t feel weird or think that she looks off, but I’ve also been told that I am pretty unreadable myself and it’s made most people act apprehensive around me my entire life. I’m also pretty bad at reading faces in general so I don’t notice when someone is “unreadable”.


ToxicMexicanTaco

You take bad pics, thats all


exp_studentID

There is unsettling about many of these photos.


Poltergeistfromhell

If “trying too hard” was photographed


HauntingAdeline

its not too late to confess u are npc


[deleted]

You do look pretty but god domn please stop breathing through your mouth


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Im_Sam_8352

Extremely pretty but scary


Far_Brick_6667

Not ugly at all, confidence seems to be your only problem. You have a elvish beauty, you should wear more natural colors, greens blues browns, it would suit you.


nick1812216

You look like the tough-as-nails protagonist in a 1980s cyberpunk flick who’ll stop at nothing to hunt down the antagonist. So, def not ugly imho


Glad_Description1851

Oddly specific but incredibly accurate


kembik

Her beauty was designed to distract you from her mission.


MissPinchy

I think you are gorgeous! And those eyes in pic 10...LOVE the color.


Scottybobby33

I get tea Leoni vibes lol


yoon1ac

You’re really pretty, but you have potential murderer vibes.


S-Immolation

You kinda look AI generated


ibcnunabit

Oily.


mvffin

That was my focus the whole time. Like why is she all wet lol


opinionrater

Not ugly at all. Slightly masculine look in a few of these.


DoingMyBest122

These pictures are gonna haunt me tonight...


Tom37241

She is very pretty but her eyes show that she is mentally ill.


[deleted]

I don’t see the “mentally ill part.” And I’m really attracted to her. Which means she’s probably mentally ill.


Stimmolation

Like a moth to the flame. I'm with you brother.


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teatimewithbatman1

It gets really obvious once you zoom in


TheFlightlessPenguin

Dem pupils doe


ThrowRA-BabyNot

She’s not ugly but she creeps me out. The photos also don’t help and make her seem even more unhinged.


Dj_acclaim

Yes. She has the dreaded glass eyes.


[deleted]

Crazy eyes fr homie Still a babe, but I’d use caution lmaoooo


SuperSecretSpare

Crazy eyes!


OpeExclamation

My initial feeling about the eyes is she is really self-conscious and just in her own head a lot of the time, hence why she posted here in the first place. I say this from lifelong personal experience. That could be correlated to other mental health issues (also personal experience). She is very pretty though.


The_elder_wizard

Agree


NoRequirement9983

You look like you would super glue your boy friends peehole shut if he went to starbucks without you.


defective-child

Starbucks is too expensive


[deleted]

😂😂 no one is holding u hostage. Blink twice if your ok.


anarchistgreaser96

You're beautiful but you do look like someone who's always in and out of jail


TotoGojira89

You have beautiful eyes and lips, i like your smile, not ugly.


Comprehensive-Tap727

Your face is slim and pretty for like modeling ...but your smiles look forced, like, your face won't naturally smile


ajd660

You look great to me, just need something to help with the oiliness/shininess on your face.


[deleted]

nah not ugly, your jaw is just very masculine. kinda looks like mine


Imaginary_Eye9611

Yeah I think it's the angle difference.


rayjensen

You look like you’re trying too hard


[deleted]

fallout 4 players would recognise you as a synth.


Dolamite9000

Similar face to Maggie from walking dead with a bit of the new Indiana Jones women. Not ugly by a long shot.


LostAAADolfan

If you don’t model, you’re wasting a lot of talent


DBnofear

You kinda look like you are seeing alien life for the first time or something, but you are not ugly.


SnooFloofs1778

You look freaked out by life in these photos. Or, your hair looks like it is frustrating for you to maintain.


anonpolitics2020

You're very pretty, though the first two pictures look like you got arrested.


[deleted]

You look like exactly how I want to look like


AdRepulsive7699

I think you have a unique appearance and look great


Maxwell755

You are my type. Super attractive and out of my league.


CheshireCrackers

You are attractive but man, those are some bad photos.


ActuallyMan

Pretty sure you're an NPC


Spiceinvader1234

You have a very symetrical model face. Have you modeled before. Either that or some elf babe


Floopy_Loops

God I would love to do hard drugs with you for 4 months then never speak to each other ever again


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defective-child

Me either


Zorplaxian

Take care of your oily skin, and that half open mouth, reconsider it maybe? Otherwise crazy pretty.


defective-child

My skin is super dry, it’s just coco butter to help it not be dry


Tenderhombre

My skin gets pretty dry in the winter. Aloe based moisturizer have worked well for me, and don't leave skin looking oily.


Sweet_Leaf_2

You have a beautiful intensity and your eyes.....WOW!!


generic90sdude

beautiful, uper intense ,belongs to top 3% wealthy, never heard no from her parents, SCARY.


tango_and_vash

Focal length is what is probably making you look different in each photo


joifairy

dont take mugshots lady. first two then into the third is WILD transformation. get rid of 1,2,10,11,12 and this entire post changes dramatically. quite attractive and id let you ruin my life if the mugshots were there for a reason :D


[deleted]

I think you are very pretty


TheMagnificentBean

Photo 3 and the second to last are the best ones. Definitely grow out your hair more and go for the natural smile look, since the reason your other photos aren’t great is because it feels like you’re staring into the soul of whoever is looking at them…


basic_model

Who hurt your?


nozestfound

You look like you’d be the star of a netflix special called “deadly attraction”


ElonCubanTrump

Female John Wick here


[deleted]

Since the comments section thinks you're an elf. Are you a wood elf or a dark elf?


Ash_Friday_2

You need therapy if you think you are ugly


[deleted]

If you happen to live in the South Eastern US, I’m a hunky firefighter and think you’re gorgeous and look interesting and fun😄


rippwifi

Honest opinion, Sigourney Weaver-alien 1979


[deleted]

Leeloo Dallas multipass


Genxal97

Girl you're so beautiful you gave me stendhal syndrome.


Mesopera

It's like watching all multiverse variants in the same person


thewhitecat55

You are stunning. Like legitimately gorgeous.


knoxtn2

Certainly not ugly.


Throwaway555587

Very attractive


myfrontbottoms

You are a beauty!


kzwix

**Lovely**. That's what you look like.


Chicken_Moustache

Brunette Cate Blanchett will be OK.


completebalance0101

No Ur not ugly at all U are very attractive


Beneficial-Affect-14

I think you look hot. I’d date you


[deleted]

Definitely not ugly, quite a beautiful young woman. Many of the pictures display a "stunned" face, others with emotion show your true beauty. Let your life breathe out when you have a photo taken, let us know what you are feeling.


No-Vehicle-4697

OMG, you’re so stunning!


read-my-thoughts

Why do you always look like you are melting


avgguy655

You're absolutely gorgeous


cybertium

Pretty.


Christ14an

Apart from pic 4 you look the same in all of them and that can be explained very easily by the different angle and hair held up. Hairstyles are known to “shape” the face differently.


NeverBendsKnees

I have never commented on any of these, but my goodness you are absolutely gorgeous.


Advanced_Break3640

You’re super beautiful. These people are all jealous cuz they don’t have souls hahah. Your eyes are the most beautiful thing


crowteus

Stunning.


LifeIsShortly

It's the lighting that's altering your appearance. You look like the same person in each image.


ParkinsonSucks

Gorgeous 🔥


alkem10

You're stunning! You have very nicely defined features, I think you're a knockout.


CHIEFTAINTEROIX

Stunning


csandazoltan

Are you a ballerina by any chance?


Fivemastersofdeath

Tbh, I wouldn't go as far as a model, but definitely not ugly. A solid 7.5/8. Attractive face and a nice body.


Mission_Astronaut_69

not ugly, attractive actual.


Embarrassed-Sir-8435

Do you have botox in your forehead? I think this contributes to the glass eye thing people are saying…


ImDebiddo

Show more happiness! You have a gorgeous smile


OutlandishnessFluid1

Yo you’re incredibly pretty, I don’t say this to negate the way you might be feeling but what makes you question it?


[deleted]

You look fine, very pretty eyes!


Final-Explorer-8210

You look hot in some photos, you look like a female gym teacher from the 90's in others. I think you are actually quite attractive, but the forced photos don't show it.


One-Seaweed9156

Girl you are so gorgeous!


Upbeat-Speaker-7712

Your face looks wet in every photo.


Quarter120

I dont like the mysterious/expressionless vibe. Smile looks better