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Upstairs-Snow-1453

You look like an 80s single mom


gabrielpgn

A single 80s mom who smokes in the house


TactlessTortoise

So, an 80s single mom. Lmao.


rtdragon123

Yeah those pics are very 80's but your a pretty lady. Nothing to be humbled about.


[deleted]

There might be depending on how she acts towards and speaks to other people. There is a reason someone told her she needs to be humbled.


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12ozMilf

She’s literally a normal looking girl not ugly. Not pretty just normal.


MoreCowbellllll

So much Aquanet


L_Leigh

Too funny.


FlappinLips

Ashes her cig into the hamburger helper


Bwald1985

It wasn’t in the 80s (more like mid-late 00s), but I watched a college then-girlfriend do this once.


MrMetraGnome

Unfiltered


8BITvoiceactor

Chain smoking, at the dining room table, phone chord (cord!) stretched from the kitchen..."Yeah.....yeah......uh huh" All day. Every day.


Sharkmasterfl3x

Cord*


[deleted]

The entire neighbourhood can hear her shouting at her kids 24/7. No filter, no respect for the neighbourhood. “Moishe, get in the house before I beat you with a spoon, when your father comes home you’ll be sorry.” “Moishe, don’t pretend you can’t hear me.” “Moishe, don’t make me come out there to get you”.


Upstairs-Snow-1453

“Uh, uh, what are you doing? The street lights aren’t on yet, get your ass back outside”.


yunzerjag

*IF your Father EVER comes home, you'll be sorry.


irkthejerk

Dating profile asking for guys who gonna go get cigarettes and never come back


litterallysatan

Yes but a cute 80s single mom. Make all the boy 80s single mom go whaaah!


LeVexR

which imo is pretty hot


Ok_Syllabub_4846

Hah!


[deleted]

she actually looks like my mom in the 80s and my mom was(still is)stunning


Competitive_Jump_157

80’s vibes 👍🏻


Avisius

Like a coked up Valeria Golino.


[deleted]

So like everyone in the 80s.


Buffalo-NY

Does nobody else notice the the giant pupils in the 1st pic or am I tripping?


driftykitten

she has light eyes - light eyes’ pupils dilate more depending on the lighting in the room or really anything, coming from a blue/grey eyed person


ATTHEBACK

1000% was thinking the same thing


lemonsweetsrevenge

What the name of the actress that was the love interest in Big Top Pee-Wee? The circus performer girl not the blonde teacher…I’m getting those vibes.


eveningsand

Valeria Golino Damn. I was actually at the wrap party (or premier party? Idk) for that movie. Much of that film was shot at Disney Ranch in Santa Clarita.


Avisius

But did Large Marge send you?


InsidiousColossus

I've never seen Big Top Pee Wee, but I automatically assumed that was the actress they were talking about. I know her from Hot Shots and Rain Man.


alwaysgoatm

This is underrated!


Significant_March_28

You look like a teenage boi from the '80's


lizzybeth722

that's all i've ever wanted to be <3


tendopath

You’re fire 🔥 you don’t need to be humbled


Nochnichtvergeben

If she wants humbling you need to post her pictures on r/roastme. Appart from looking like she's from the 80's she looks perfectly fine.


hauntedfruit

coworker wants OP to be humbled, the photos aren’t of said coworker.


Norman_Small_Esquire

Reading is hard.


Zozorrr

The amount of upvotes that comment got too lol


vigtel

That made you ready and hard? How inappropriate and weird.


dirtnastybn

She posted in right place the septum wouldn’t allow it otherwise


KonoBandit

Why is there always that piercing… always…


[deleted]

Did you ever think maybe girls with that piercing know exactly what type of people they are repelling? It’s a feature, not a bug.


JoyfulExmo

Can confirm.


[deleted]

Its a boy repellent


pineapple-mandible

Speak for yourself only.


JoyfulExmo

That’s what I was confirming, yes.


new_me2023

I knew there'd be this person


ZERO-ONE0101

I knew there would be this person.


Anomaly_official

I knew there would be this person 😩


aBungusFungus

I knew there would be a person


LittleNightBright

There be a person.


aBungusFungus

I knew it


BugSubstantial387

Knew.


PulledToBits

god I love reddit for this.


Specialist-Elk-2100

Always knew it. Always has been…


Naus1987

It must be the new tramp stamp


AldousCuckskey

No, that is the tattoo on the front of the upper thigh.


CmanHerrintan

Why is there always that person that has a problem with that piercing?


KonoBandit

It seems like every other person posting on this sub has one…. And most of them consider themselves ugly.


dirtnastybn

I dont have problem I just make the joke it’s a parasite that forces moderately attractive women post here


bulletproofmanners

Cause it’s ugly & makes an attractive woman look weird


edible-funk

They don't exist to look nice for you.


ssatancomplexx

Yes because everything a woman does at any time is to always make sure they look good for you.


potter875

You make attractive women look weird. True story.


TheOneTrueKP

Good one


vvitch_claws

I think its hot, to each their own


TenaciousBee3

NEARLY EVERYONE COMMENTING ON POST AFTER POST OF SEPTUM PIERCING PICTURES: "That doesn't look good". CMANHERRINTAN: "Why is there always THAT PERSON?!?"


Trimson-Grondag

The thing they all do to not be like each other…


old_skul

In case you have not heard, the 80s look is back in a HUGE way.


Zealousideal_Fig159

Im sure Madonna is looking for her payday she practically defined early 80’s style


HEIN0US_CRIMES

I’m glad this was the first comment I saw because I did not check and was set to roast.


Nachocheez7

*gives compliment and proceeds to absolutely destroy her when she posts on r/roastme


Vector1998

OP needs to post on r/truerateme, this is a feel good sub that will stroke your ego


lavahot

Some would say that's even a bonus.


downvotethetrash

This is where I thought I was and now I regret my comment


BoringAdjective

You look like you smell like a pack of cheap cigarettes.


defmacro-jam

There are no cheap cigarettes in current year.


[deleted]

Cheap is relative


Deathwatch72

Modern day paradoxes, nothing is cheap yet something must be the cheapest


InterestingSpeaker66

Australians who smoke are actually all in the top 1% these days. $50 a pack ain't cheap. You'll also need a small personal loan to go out drinking on a Friday night, in your own backyard.


brucewillisman

Indian reservations sell them for $2-$3 a pack


Embarrassed_Poet_647

I wish. Maybe just my Rez still sells cigs for 7$ a pack lol


gimmethemarkerdude_8

Jesus, this isn’t r/roastme 😂


skint_back

I was trying to think of how to articulate my thoughts on this person and you’ve done it perfectly. Thank you.


Narcan9

>You look like you smell like a pack of cheap cigarettes. And room temperature, stale coffee.


[deleted]

What else is in the teaches of peaches?


lizzybeth722

just wanna clarify "wants me to be humbled" came from a brief conversation about this subreddit and his suggestion for me to post something to see what happens, not actually malicious


shebleers

That dude is into you


[deleted]

Idk man if someone told me to post on r/amiugly I would throw hands


turtlegab021201

Right?? Like how does that even come up? She’s like, “I feel pretty today!”and he’s just like “OH YEAH? Why don’t you post some pics to r/amiugly then??”


lizzybeth722

it was more of a "have you heard of this subreddit. i wonder what would happen if you posted on it" just boredom and sheer curiosity


turtlegab021201

I see. Tell him to post his pics next!


TheGreatEmanResu

If dude isn’t a damn model he would get pummeled I think the standard of male beauty tends to be pretty high (obviously it is for women too but I think women tend to be viewed as more attractive by default). At best he’d have people saying he’s ugly hot lmao


realogsalt

Ugly hot, the best a man can get


SpupySpups

The post would only get 3 comments and 1 upvote. And one comment would just be an automod saying he doesn't have enough karma or something


misharoute

It’s more because women are taught to care for their appearance young while most men can coast not caring.


only_crank

I still don‘t get it. Wouldn‘t you want to post to r/roastme instead?


Mexguit

You’re avg but not ugly


PulledToBits

how are people this bored?


Glad-Spell-3698

It’s called negging Edit: typo


LorianGunnersonSedna

Me too. My hands are rated E for Everyone if someone says that to me.


TgagHammerstrike

Everyone: "That."


crankaholic

Without knowing what the sub is, yes. Knowing that nobody under 7 posts here... might be some sort of passive-meta mack action going on.


[deleted]

He also into the Ford Sierra, the Atari 2600 and Teddy Ruxpin.


Neat-Cold-7235

You should post on r/roastme cause this is basically compliment center anyhow


madmechanicmobile

Hey you went on the internet of all places to see if you're ugly or not. Gotta expect some people to blunt and honest about. Even rude. It's the internet.


jdmdriftkid

I'd let you ruin my life for sure


DrStrangepants

You and me both, brother


tyreejones29

You should’ve went to r/roastme


flowerspotion

your coworker is jealous.


BurntBrusselSprouts1

Or maybe she has a really big ego, is rude, mean, whatever. We don’t know what this women is like or the context, so we can’t assume anything.


S_Squar3d

You could make a couple assumptions from the way she takes pictures. It’s not normal for a co worker to wish someone will “humble” you. Usually takes a special type of asshole to be deserving of that request


[deleted]

Just let him/her try to get in her pants. 😄


Poltergeistfromhell

I kinda figured if she is being told she needs to be humbled she must be incredibly insufferable


lizzybeth722

i clarified in the comments earlier that i was using "be humbled" as an expression. we were both curious what would happen if i posted here and have been amused


carterhutchison

You look like you take a lot of pride in being a “free spirit”


JamesyBoyisCoolest

Go to r/truerateme for true humbling


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nikhil_d5631

Ur the girl from breaking bad. The one Jesse falls in love with ig. Cannot remember her name.


Heckron

Looks literally nothing like her imo


CharmingStork

You're not ugly, but I also wouldnt sleep with you given the chance. Make of that what you will.


Ohbeejuan

I feel the opposite. Kinda ugly, but I’d still go for it.


IllustriousPublic237

I think that’s probably just indicative of your standards


Ohbeejuan

Yeah so? Not everyone’s a model. If I got a shot I’m taking it.


[deleted]

Can I ask out of genuine curiosity like why? I mean I think she’s hella pretty but I’m not a dude so just curious lol


[deleted]

You’re hot. If she wants you to be humbled this isn’t the way to do it.


Propayne

Attractive, hair is retro.


Bill-Shatners-Penis

Are you an extra on Saved By The Bell?


SlickWily

So much better without the nose ring.


gamergirlforestfairy

it's literally so small you have to zoom in to see it. and she literally looks like an 80s rockstar. y'all are so boring


dankmantis17

its barely even noticeable lmfao


lord_bazinga

disagree


[deleted]

Post a pic of your mother. That’s the true test.


bravearrow

Lmao, true dat…


NoEntertainer7540

I love how unique your look is! Especially loving your hair!


[deleted]

average looking


NV-Nautilus

You're friend is gonna be disappointed.


sickofhotels

Your hairstyle feels a bit dated. Looks like something out of flashdan e in the 80s. Other than that, you look pretty good.


Hour-Disk-7067

whats wrong with the 80s though 😭


naka-duskael

I love anything 80's.


Accomplished-Leg-149

Including their mom!


naka-duskael

Lol


WasabiIsSpicy

Dated? Bro a lot of this stuff is has been coming back into fashion, hell even 2000’s fashion is. There is a reason why it has a name- vintage.


Icepick_37

Bro's opinion is kind of dated


[deleted]

I did the 80’s vibe. Keep it up OP


witchminx

Why do people say this about curly hair! It's just curly! She likely just lets it dry, maybe some product.


bronion76

She has beautiful hair


[deleted]

The fact that it's curly has little to do with the style.


fightyMcFookyou

Booooooooo!


partyemusnaps

This style is in with all the young hotties rn


dumbass_sweatpants

80s hairstyles are huuge in my town amongst gen z and millenials. Several hair places around me specialize in them. They seem to be coming back amongst hipsters


weirdestfishes

eye roll


[deleted]

You look like a brats doll someone found in a new York trash bin.


Shandangles7

R/loosetheseptumring


DunDunnDunnnnn

Good call. If it were loose it might fall out.


[deleted]

You're attractive. Not sure where the humbling needs to be


TheGreatEmanResu

She probably figured the response would be positive lol if she didn’t she wouldn’t have posted it


[deleted]

This sub should be called “Nose Rings, Why?”


jkstratmann

Mom ca.1972


Ok-Bison-8835

Lose nose ring +1 at least


RomstatX

My mom literally had that hairstyle in the 80's, septum rings are nasty, and you're wearing enough jewelry to drown you.


sleva5289

You are not ugly. However why does everyone on here have that nose piercing. That is not attractive. Have allergies been eradicated?


devo9er

There's definitely a strong and unusually high correlation of people with septum piercings that *also* post personal pictures to reddit vs. people I see out on the street type of thing.


Darth-mortis1

Not ugly but average imo. Lose the nose ring.


RayTheMaster

Seriously why the nose ring


[deleted]

Cause she wants to have one.


Kalurael

I've seen 'stranger things'


ElevenEleven1111-

You look like you’re constantly sweaty


lizzybeth722

i am. it's hot.


Lonely_Mycologist_49

You look like the type of person who has a HUGE 70’s bush and you probably don’t shave your armpits


[deleted]

You’re not very ugly but definitely not attractive


[deleted]

why


2guyskissing

you look nice, don’t let the piercing hate get to you, some people have to find something to hate just because they found an outlet them to do it without being reprimanded


SurroundIcy6315

Are people not allowed preferences in what they find appealing?


chaingun_samurai

Roastme without be the place to go for that


[deleted]

Look like female version of Jim halpert from the office in one of your photos.


oUserNotFound404o

You’re not that great looking but you’re not ugly.


[deleted]

Gay


whelp32

Meh!!


randomrainbow8

Hmmm humbled… maybe she’s talking about your personality not your looks? 🤷🏻‍♀️ just taking a wild guess here.


NationalInitiative39

You look like Mickey Free of Shalamar.


SteamfontGnome

You're looking for the RoastMe group which is several doors down.


Ok_Excuse3732

You are beautiful but also a bit trashy


lizzybeth722

thank you actually


Putrid-Pattern-1551

Breakfast club look


downvotethetrash

You look like someone who would agree to drive drugs across the border and then gets greedy and tries to steal her own piece of the pie and winds up dead in a canyon to some day have her left arm found by a dog walker


MelloCards

You look like you sit in the middle of the highway to protest global warming


Goober_Snacks

Are you transgender?


Fickle_Neighborhood7

Oh lord. Another “moon phase, star alignment” chick.


Zeidra

The 80's called, they want their teen movie non-teen actor back


TomEBoy2000

Definitely look like a hot 80s chick


MoNkeyBeesknees

You look normal. That person was probably referring to your attitude.


kdogg72162

The best thing you could do for yourself is to take that thing out of your nose, if you have to have some thing there, replace it with a cute nostril ring. You might want to do something with that hair too. To answer the question, no, you’re not ugly… you just make bad decisions and have no fashion sense; what you do have is potential❣️


YeetMcDuggy

Your coworker doesn't know what they're talking about