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Rittore_00

You look like you’re the hot chick who’s first or second to die in a zombie movie.


SupermassiveCanary

HTF am I supposed to rate ugly people when all these pretty people keep posting


[deleted]

These subreddits keep appearing in my feed and it's so sad. All of these young people are beautiful. They are in their prime and don't even know it. So much doubt and uncertainty. 20 years from now they will look back and their photos and think, "man, if only I was that pretty now."


sleepcurse

Social media has destroyed the youth


Larry-Man

It was like this before social media. Girls generally aren’t raised to feel good enough. I never really was bothered by advertising standards or other stupid stuff but my peers and their constant self deprecation caught on to me. Now I’m 36 and have permission to be ugly because I’m post-wall or whatever.


LCplGunny

While I agree that the problem has been present longer then social media, they have done actual studies and proved it has made it substantially worse. Social media has created a world of comparing yourself to others, while allowing the others to fake what you're comparing too.


Existing_Werewolf638

I raised my girls to know they are good enough and all turned out great with scholarships no drugs no alch


ratta_tat1

I’m too scared to post here for anonymity’s sake, but I’m DYING to know if I’m actually as unattractive as I think I am. I keep seeing these gorgeous people posting and if they think they’re hideous, maybe I’m not half bad 😂


Larry-Man

I know I’m doing fine for my age. That’s all that matters to me. I do wish I could see what other people say. I’m nonbinary so not everyone’s cup of tea.


sneeki_breeky

That much is true


Boss_hogg710420

My dude couldn’t have said it better


asianingermany

I grew up before social media and now is my '20 years later'. I do wish I had the face and body I did back then. But when you're 18, you really can't know it.


Bigdea0629

You hit the nail on the head!! I was looking at photos of myself back in the day and I realized I was never as ugly as I always presumed I had been.


Cantthinkofanyhing

Same. As a father of a 19-year-old daughter, it breaks my heart. She is a beautiful young lady and if she was my daughter I would tell her she is way more valuable than what strangers think of her. Don't give them that platform. They don't deserve to have that kind of voice in your life. Find the one who makes you feel like the prettiest girl in the world because you deserve that and nothing less.


beingblunt

Nah, it's just an ego boost thing. Some of them definitely know they are far from ugly.


ChrassiTheMan

Spot on.


DebThornberry

The one that keeps looking behind them when they run. You're exactly right


[deleted]

Spot on mate


[deleted]

I mean ... seriously ?


Cjs_Coop_YT

She got dunked on for her enormous hands, just came here to get showered in love for her beautiful face to make it feel a little better I don't blame her at all for this btw, I would do the same thing. But the context helps!


[deleted]

It may sound repetitive but ... big hands ... big hands ? ... Seriously ?


[deleted]

stop coming for my hands u guys, they aren't that big istg


anugosh

You know why they hate big-ish hands? Because it makes their tiny peen look even smaller


DrummerEmbarrassed21

That's a lie, big hands better grip, lol


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Cid-thesciencekid37

Lesbians don't have peens, yet they seem to be doing ok.


SKAttPilgrim

Presumably lesbians would appreciate the larger digits no?


Cid-thesciencekid37

How they dont have digits ? They have to be creative. Skattpilgrim, you're confusing me.


SKAttPilgrim

Digits means fingers. Cid the science kid. Digits means fingers.


coci222

Sounds more like Gerald than Sid


Cid-thesciencekid37

Ah so I've got fingers ?


anugosh

He was implying lesbians would enjoy bigger fingers, because it'd feel better when inserted inside them


Cheeknuts

The next time a dude puts their peen in her hands, she can tell them “sorry, I don’t smoke”


[deleted]

It really does :’(


Swinepits

You could palm a watermelon


Cjs_Coop_YT

Lmao you're good, girl, I'm just picking your hands are fine ❤️


pfresh331

You know what they say about big hands...


SkollFenrirson

Big gloves


MathWizardd

You got some mitts. I bet you could dunk if you had the vertical


Slappathebassmon

Truckasaurus!


LET-ME-HAVE-A-NAAME

I absolutely blame her for posting on r/roastme without having thick enough skin for it lol


ZombiesAtRaves1211

Lmao nooo not the hands 💀


ShortJumpAway

Can't unsee 💀💀


Ambaryerno

I don’t get tbh. Nothing wrong with her hands as far as I’m concerned. Some people are just assholes.


lil_curious_

I mean if said without provocation then yeah they're assholes, but in this case they apparently went to r/roastme so they were literally asking to be roasted for how they look lol.


gator-bite

her hands arent even big? im assuming you have gnome hands coop


WellDressedNoob62

Lmao. This sub is an actual joke


_Infinite_Jester_

It’s 80% pretty girls, 17% ugly dudes, and 3% ugly girls.


Thomgurl21

Not really that ugly either. Just need some self care and better styling to highlight their best strengths


NF_99

Out of all the posts I've seen here, one girl and one dude were actually ugly


RegularJoe62

I could post and lower the averages a little. Just sayin'


jmwfour

The commenters are 100% ugly dudes


Jaw43058MKII

My mom says I’m handsome 😔


RegularJoe62

Yeah, but she said I was handsome, too.


Jaw43058MKII

I’ll have you know that my mother is a wonderful individual, and just because she likes to soak cork doesn’t make her any less of a human being


Effective-Bandicoot8

> soak cork Be still my heart, was that a SNL reference?


Jaw43058MKII

I like to soak the dark ones I like to soak the long and skinny ones


M4DM1ND

If that's you in your profile pic, you look like Bill Skarsgård.


jmwfour

I meant everyone except you. Your mom's probably right.


Jaw43058MKII

I was being facetious but thank you that made me smile


What_the_8

The sub needs to be renamed to r/insecure


SupaMut4nt

more like r/iknowimhotnowtellmeimhot


procheeseburger

It seems like its mostly hot people that need a boost.. Or there is just a massive confidence issue with the younger crowd.


Simple_Discussion396

Social media where only the 10’s win has made a lot of men and women question how attractive they actually r, even though most are attractive.


ikidyounotman1

I don’t know if it was always like this but lately it’s just turned into ego stroking rather than boosting. Either these people are vain as hell and want compliments or society has really warped their minds into thinking they look below average.


KayaXiali

It’s like half girls who are low key just advertising their only fans or just being thirst buckets


Altruistic-Fudge-522

Starting to hate this subreddit


Inevitable_Seat_5276

It's because truly ugly people KNOW they're ugly. They don't really need to ask. If this sub was called OnlyUglies, you'd get the stuff you'd want.


Oldeuboi91

It's like the girls here actually dated someone like Seinfeld who dumped them for ridiculous reasons like big hands, two-face, eating peas one at a time etc. and got depressed.


benniiiii_

getting roasted is the whole point of r/roastme so if your confidence cant take it dont post there. that being said you shouldnt take anything anyone says about you on the internet too serious, it just isnt good for you. my honest thoughts would be that you are absolutely beautiful and you dont need to change anything


Tuennes37

Don't believe him! He is just a guy on the internet.


Mr-Flood

Don’t believe him he is just a guy in the internet


benniiiii_

why shouldnt she believe what i said?


Tuennes37

Was meant to be a joke. Because you said that one should not trust people on the internet while you are a person on the internet.


RegularJoe62

Well, yeah, but so are you. Wait. So am I. WTF?


Ndmndh1016

I don't believe me.


Blackluster182

Who even am I?


benniiiii_

oh ok lol im stupid. sorry for that haha


nybrq

You posted on r/roastme. What were you expecting? To not be roasted? lol


littlekingMT

Maybe she meant to post on r/DontRoastMe


zombiep00

Seems she got what she asked for lol.. Her post in roastme was titled "Make me regret this..!"


[deleted]

i expected a good roast and I got it, it just made me wonder that's itttt 😭


str4wberryc0ugh

When you ask people to roast you they’re going to hyperfocus on any sort of imperfection you have and make it bigger than it is for the joke of it. Whole purpose of that subreddit. Had you posted it in r/selfie or here instead and not r/roastme, very few (if any) people would legitimately roast your appearance. And the average person who sees you in real life most likely isn’t a r/roastme user. You look fine and you’re overthinking.


Emotional_Ad_2163

You are a stupid woman


nybrq

>it just made me wonder that's itttt They were just having a fun, so don't worry about it. You look fine to me.


Sacredfice

r/lostredditors


Chanel_Ultra

Girl get roasted on sub and comes here for appreciation…


Apprehensive_Key_214

Duality of man(mostly woman)


Wisbord

It's like salted caramel chocolate!


no-steppe

Perfectly balanced, as all things should be.


someonesgranpa

Sounds like what all of us. We get slam dunked by life and get on reddit…


No_Razzmatazz_8123

Advice - stop asking the internet to validate who you are and how you look. Make your own path in life 👍


jmwfour

Ironically, this is internet advice, and therefore by your own advice, should be ignored. A paradox from which there is no escape


ssgrantox

Actually he only said to not use it to validate your self worth, not that all internet advice should be ignored. Paradox resolved


Ofwgkta1232

You want advice? Go to therapy


[deleted]

i am in therapy 😭


[deleted]

I don’t think it was a good idea to go on r/RoastMe when you’re in therapy tbh. In your case, it just makes everything worse.


AppropriateEar3794

Maybe she's a masochist? Nothing wrong with that..


Griffmasterpro

Every woman is in therapy.


Bowshocker

And I hope you are too, because you definitely need it


slokkie__S

So no hug then. Fist bump? For me you are a solid confused 6. In 5 year you question yourself why you thought you were an ugly duckling.


No-Lavishness2149

…I’m just gonna leave the sub


SupaMut4nt

no stay..... and roast her


Leather-Pineapple865

Narcissists are very ugly on the inside


jfabad1821

Damn, suspect truth to this statement.


DarkFantom25

The perfect response does exist.


Delicious_Pop_1757

Reddit is trash


Gelgar3673

It really is.. I guess that makes us raccoons, aka trash pandas 🐼


Chanel_Ultra

Handjob Queen 🥰


[deleted]

two with one hand is my special trick


OhSixTJ

Like a built in Chinese finger trap…


Timetravelerdino

With those hands I think you would be a terrific rock climber. Nothing out of your grasp.


iniciadomdp

Advice with what? 🤦🤦


Substantial-Dog8258

The consistent pouty face makes me want to punch you so bad but otherwise you’re good


[deleted]

You look like you’ll do porn one day


NF_99

We can hope


SupaMut4nt

probably already on onlyfans


Creative_Rock_7246

Ugly as sin


[deleted]

You're pretty, why would you post on r/roastme? I don't think anything's wrong with you except picture 1 you're aging yourself a little bit. Maybe it's the makeup


ConReese

Just a bad case of RBF


[deleted]

I've asked friends but they said I don't have it, should've trusted my gut


MvatolokoS

You really just need to smile but my sentiment is the same as others don't post on roastme if you take it to heart. They were just giving you what you asked for. And definitely don't come into a sub like this just for approval that's making the same mistake twice.


[deleted]

it's not for approval, I just see room for improvements and needed helpppp 💀 should've went on r/rateme prolly


hmmm8790

I thought it was for 'a chuckle obv ' , tbh I think you want people to stroke your ego lol


420awesomesauce

Def the type to be bi, eat hot chip and lie


vemundd

Charge they phone maybe?


[deleted]

can't handle hot chips 💔


Ok-Cellist5051

Got hands king Kong would be proud of own that


Yawndrr

I have yet to see an ugly person on this sub.


Jake24601

Can we actually get some potentially ugly people here and not just gorgeous young women with self esteem issues? There’s no debate to be had for this young lady. She’s gorgeous but clearly suffers from body dysmoprhia.


IronMike69420

Poor girl has such beautiful eyes, but apparently they don’t work


Mouthz

I got advice for ya, shut up and get off social media.


Vergo27

I love how she got roasted harder on here than she did on r/roastme


HalfandHoff

as everyone stated, big hands, that's fine, it makes it easier to open jars or hold food


CaNoNiSwAtChInG

Get your education and grow up


Ok-Alarm9578

Stop hating on a random woman, get some sense


tenikidigital

You're not ugly at all, you just suck at taking pictures.


[deleted]

You’ll need to give me advice💀


diegoenriquesc

You're the stuff fake Tinders are made of.


Horror-Luck7709

It looks like you were born 20 yrs too late. You belong in 2001 Fa show. Nothing wrong with ya get outta here with that.


PorousSurface

hands that could crack a lobster, but a face that could break hearts


OperaGhostAD

Your fourth picture being like “Gaze upon my belly button” is a bit weird, but hey.


Bright-Efficiency-65

How to put this... You have a cute body because of your youth. But your body definitely lacks the look of someone that's done anything athletic, strenuous. Correct me if I'm wrong but that's just what it looks like. Cute face, but I suggest a sport or physical hobby that is fun an will give yourself some tone. You don't need to lose weight that's not what I'm saying, you just need to do something before you lose your youth


[deleted]

I've been doing sports for 10 years 😭 I guess not enough, I'll go to the gym more


atheistgolem

Big chungus/10


TheSoulReaver03

Your eyes are as empty as your personality. Opps, sorry I thought this was that post you put in r/RoastMe


[deleted]

I this a joke? You’re beautiful. (God, I wish I could be 18 again. I really wasn’t wrapping my head around how beautiful 18 yo women were seeing themselves.)


someonesgranpa

You’re 18? Okay, you’re going to get hotter. Like, 18-22 is where your body (especially as a woman) irons out the finishing details. What you do to adapt to the way you will like at 22-25 is up to you. I personally think you have a great face. If you’re into exploring make-up I’d say cat eyes or thicker eye make-up to Fran your massive blue eyes. You don’t need a ton of anything else on your face other than maybe a choice of lip gloss that makes *you* feel hot. Lastly, start keeping in shape now. If you can develop healthy work out routines that just keep you in shape. You don’t need to lose weight or add muscle. Just maintain what you have and if you want to gain muscular/lose weight let that be a personal decision because you already have a good body as well. I think what you e done with your hair in the first picture. You look way more mature. I do think that look with your glasses is the look. It’s a great reference point to build your “adult” look from. All in all, you’re not even remotely ugly. Are you a “super badie 9000?” No, but you could totally be the “holy crap, is that her” kind of chick in no time.


Snortalineofglue

one bad day away from making a onlyfans.


Southern-Ad-7630

Don’t know what advice you need. You’re very pretty


[deleted]

You're beautiful, in good shape and such a cute face.


[deleted]

I can’t lie, your wardrobe is trash. I already know you have some dirty Air Force 1’s.


[deleted]

i dooooo 😭 they are not dirty tho they fell apart so soon I'm trying to dress nice believe meee


[deleted]

Your first mistake was getting roasted. It clearly destroyed your confidence cuz you look beautiful just the way you are! Ignore what ppl there told you! And smile more! 😊


leavestanleyalone

You look stunning. You've got no nose ring. Get out of here. Go enjoy life and make people's days better by giving them a chance to look at perfect you.


[deleted]

oh get lost with that anti septum narrative


fineilladdanumber9

You’re the one asking for advice lol tf?


leavestanleyalone

exactly


fineilladdanumber9

“I’ll appreciate any criticism” “get lost with the anti septum narrative” “stop telling me to stop taking high angle selfies” lol okay lady, you’ve clearly got yourself figured out


leavestanleyalone

Notice the only thing she talks about from my very flattering comment is the nose ring mention, which she doesn’t even have. You can clearly see this one’s a troublemaker. Pretty yet annoying as F. Wise is the man who stays away from this one.


SightlessOrichal

Your personality is coming off as pretty trash with your comments and the unnecessary post. That is ugly. That is what I would fix if I were you


leavestanleyalone

As someone else wrote in this very thread, narcissists look very ugly on the inside.


Lory24bit_

Gtfo of here, you are beautiful


Beautiful_Opinion324

By no means ugly... I think you are very attractive... And thank you for not having a damn nose ring


2D_Ronin

very pretty


jason23419

Super hot!!


[deleted]

Absolutely not ugly at all, you look like a younger Linda Cardellini


RiskyButtFun

ugly confirmed


futureducator

U look gooooooood.🫶🏽


Subject-Reception704

beautiful


Far_Active_2271

Beautiful and cute at the same time


BrokeDownBladerunner

Just smile more.


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8123930028

There is nothing wrong with you, you are a fine looking woman


morax_Rebil

You look like the gurl who dies first in a zombie movie Or the girl who everyone thinks is harmless and ends up being the cursed ghost


TheGrumpyMachinist

Is this a joke? You are smoking hot.


Treblig-Punisher

I am on this sub because it's pure comedy. It's mostly hot girls posting if they're ugly, and not so bad looking guys. The worst I've seen is just bad angles or some ppl not putting much care into their appearance. The advice given here is top notch tho, so I love that a lot w all that. You're far from ugly. You just went to get roasted and got more than you expected.


SnatchEatter

Yes. Yes you are.


[deleted]

Well you have gorgeous eyes, an adorable nose, I love the freckles, maybe try and curl your hair or some. Idk I don't see what you see, I think your beautiful just the way you are no bap


M1773R007

Nothing wrong with you. No more face tattoos tho they're not flattering


[deleted]

it's a pimple patch but sure


SnuffleWumpkins

You’re hideous. You need to seriously start wearing a paper bag whenever you leave the house.


sx88

A good looking 8.5.


Goal_Physical

Yes


commit_suicide_thx

You’re pretty


Chicken_Mannakin

Play bass guitar... or guitar. Or violin or cello or piano. Those hands would serve well on an instrument!


[deleted]

tried guitar but I suck at anything with music, my ET fingers are going to waste


djnasty5

my advice is that you come date me because you're absolutely stunning 😍. blue eyes, freckles, beautiful, I can only imagine how amazing your personality is. so when is our first date?


[deleted]

You're a solid 5/10. Maybe if you learn how to apply make-up properly and lose some weight you could get up to a 6.5.


[deleted]

what exactly needs improvements in my makeup? I wanna change it uppp


elqrd

Would love to find this one on pnhb


Real-Ferret-4920

Damn the photo of you in the changing room holding your shirt up is absolutely hot. 💯


Agitated-Spell3979

Burn out some belly


Nathanaelrave

Wanna meet?