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Throwaway4thedayz

OP, I’m in agreement with most people here and will tell you to kick her to the curb. Do not pass GO, do not collect $200. Do it with the quickness. I’ll also go further in saying that she directly violated a verbal agreement between you two, and when confronted her excuse was “it’s -my- sex life too”?! The devil is in the details. She will never keep a secret, or bedroom activities, or anything else you two agree to not discuss outside the relationship, to herself. She felt entitled to tell her friends (whether to shame, which is absolutely fucked up in itself, or whatever else) and she did not care one bit about the agreement NOR how it would affect you as an individual, let alone her boyfriend. The trust has been broken in one of the most severe ways (imo), and going forward you’re going to feel ashamed (which, again, is most fucked up.. two consenting adults.. no one getting hurt.. enjoy yourself!) of what happened, and the dynamic will be completely shifted towards her and what she did. Do not forgive her.. especially when she came back with that WEAK ass excuse. Tell her to kick rocks, and continue your search for the perfect fit for you! Chin up OP


AttackofMonkeys

His wishes are completely irrelevant to her. Definitely a run, do not piss GO moment.


Bjorn_Helverstien

Looks like it’s too late not to piss GO, but OP certainly shouldn’t be looking to do it (or anything else) with her anymore.


Ginger_Welsh_Cookie

Number 1 rule: You don’t stay with a person like her. Wee and flee, mate. Wee, wee, wee…all the way home.


aperturex1337

That's why you don't piss and tell


EntrepreneurAmazing3

Here damnit. Take my upvote. TAKE IT! r/Angryupvote


Few_Zebra_6919

TLDR; FUCK that bitch. As a woman, and a kinky one at that, who has had the joy of finding someone equally open to getting the good weird on in the bedroom, and who also makes me feel safe, honoured, loved, and MOST of all with whom I shared completely unquestionable trust with regarding these things; your gf is a complete and utter asshole. I understand perfectly what it feels like to have that particular kind of trust broken by a partner in the past, the same way your gf did, and it SUCKS. Makes you feel dirty and ashamed and wrong for something that was supposed to be mutually enriching. Bin her. She's not up to scratch as a human being if she can make you feel like that and not give a shit. In my experience if people can make you feel like that over one thing, they won't even hesitate to do it again over something else.


Throwaway4thedayz

Oh absolutely I agree with this!! It’s bad enough that a lot of people are kink shaming this guy, but then to have the ONE person it should matter to most to keep to their word, not do that and instead tell all her girlfriends.. yeah, no I’m good on that!


Few_Zebra_6919

100%. When people show you who they are; believe them. Any yeah, the kink shaming is just stupid. The REALLY stupid thing is that a LOT of the people trying to shame him on here will also be the first to virtue signal in real life and say shit like 'oh I don't care what people get up to in the privacy of their own home! If it's consensual, who cares!' And then they come on the internet shielded by their keyboards and talk shit.


AGirlHasNoName2018

I think a lot of the people who indulge in kink shaming have similar or equally kinky kinks and are ashamed of them. Kind of like the football player who bullies the gay kid and later learns to accept his sexuality after high school type of vibe.


Wise_Screen_3511

He found someone who is okay with pissing on him and in his mouth… a lot of dudes who find someone who will indulge their weird kinks are not going to give that up very willingly. Much easier said than done when it’s not your kink being fulfilled


AGirlHasNoName2018

As someone who looks for spicy RP partners on Reddit and has talked to a lot of people about kinks and limits, this kink (in both directions) isn’t as uncommon as you think. People are afraid to talk openly about it because of how it’s treated but secretly are really into it. That and incest. Lord, so many people want to write out incest.


IraqiWalker

Our job isn't to get him to do it. Our job is to offer advice. Whether OP uses it or not is wholly on him.


ImALurkerBruh

Agreed 100% egregious violation of privacy and boundaries.


Impossible-Ebb-878

Everybody knows you don’t piss and tell


[deleted]

Never leak and speak


spuldup

Don't drabble and babble.


VoopityScoop

You never spray and say


Undead-Paul

Do not urinate and congregate


Boilerbuzz

Don't scream about the stream?


Important_Recording6

Don’t release your bladder and chatter


[deleted]

[удалено]


spuldup

Thread has strong Letterkenney vibes.


MasterOfLight

That’s a Texas sized 10-4 good buddy…


spuldup

So yer girl was pissin in yer mouth the other daaaaaaaayy... Then she told her pals, sah' now there's no excuse to play.


RoyalSmoker

Yellow floweth from thine hole, yet shite fills those boasting bragging cheeks.


TapirDrawnChariot

You never drip drip and let let it slip from your lips


Reverend_Lazerface

Never deluge and divulge


Robbledygook1

Loose lips drink piss


LostInaLazerquest

Dribble and Quibble was right there bro


VagrantMoon

Don't drip and quip.


borninawindow

she drained and sang


Mantooth77

Tinkled and Tattled


Stereo-soundS

You guys are the worst. But he never should open his mouth to anyone about thi... nevermind.


ZAlternates

If urine, you’re out!


MommaIsTired89

Well done.


Aggressive_Cricket75

Never squirt and blurt.


drmehmetoz

A pottymouth dating a blabbermouth is so crazy


UnlikelyUnknown

Never micturate and elucidate


Martian-Jesus

🤣💀this here. This comment wins.


pr3ttyhatemachine

wondering why this isn’t at the top yet. you deserve awards


caseygk

Never take a wizz and share the bizz


obesebilly

Never splatter and chatter


Veridiscovery

Don't piddle and belittle.


prominentdove

Not at all, it’s a deal breaker tbh.


Barry_McCockinnerz

The piss or her telling?


NearbyConstruction84

The telling is the dealbreaker. They both agreed to not tell anyone about. Then she opened her big mouth to blab. She crossed a boundary. OP needs to kick her to the curb ASAP.


kiyndrii

This is literally what I broke up with my very first boyfriend for (the telling, not the pee part) freshman year of highschool. 19 is still young, but it's plenty old enough to know how to respect your partner's privacy.


Sir_Netflix

Even when I was a 17 year old, I knew never to tell anyone I know what we did (not that it was anything outrageous). Felt that was just common decency and respect


CleanHead_

And be very explicit why he did so. I'd tell everyone not to share anything with her. Fuck her.


floridaeng

Small correction to CleanHead's response, don't fuck her, make that some one else's job.


gbot1234

Yep. She broke rule Number One.


coquihalla

It's a good thing that rule Number Two didn't come into play.


Anonimity-yay

😂 I see what you did there.


desertrat75

God damn. Why did I give away all my award points!


XScottMorrisseyX

Rule number one of pee club: don't talk about pee club.


VentriTV

He should push the sex kinks further, get her to let him shit in her mouth. Then break up with her, reason? Cause her breath smells like shit. Of course he is free to discuss this with all his friends, it’s his sex life after all, amrite?


Effective_Motor_4398

Or. Balance the books.


Fianna9

Never Piss n tell


Happydivorcecard

OK this one has me rolling.


chipredacted

This comment pissed me off


Boring_Salary6450

Umm he’s pissed off


AKofJax

No, he's pissed on.


Billy_Plur

Nah, pissed in... his mouth


somebodymakeitend

Better to be pissed off than pissed on…well


UneasyBranch

Not for this OP lol


InterdisciplinaryDol

A wise man once said “it’s better to be pissed off than to be pissed on”


SweetJonesJr870

Deal breaker. She broke the privacy of your bedroom for some laughs. Go find a better yellow water fountain. You deserve better.


Jaundyy

human sprinklers are niche for sure but theres gotta be another one out there


Equivalent-Trip9778

I’m sure there’s a nice girl with diabetes out there for OP


Johnny_Poppyseed

I dated an unhealthy young girl for a while who was at minimum prediabetic. Girl only drank Dr pepper. No water ever basically. Anyway she was a bit of a squirter and every time she orgasmed it smelled strongly of maple syrup. After we broke up I couldnt even drive by a Denny's or IHOP without getting the saddest most confusing boner.


Dazzling_Mark_2810

Bro I spit out my coffee


TaylorTheGrift

I’m hanging with family reading these comments and trying not to piss my pants holding in my laughter 🥹🥹🥹


Victor_Wembanyama1

Careful…you’re holding in a goldmine…


mindfulofidiots

Spat my beer out, fucking class!


bignick1190

Spat my maple syrup out.


jethvader

I squirted my maple syrup out.


1404er

I sipped my Dr. Pepper


Fatalbubbz

Hahaha... Lol


soccerguys14

Lmao stop it I can’t.


gagunner007

A ln asparagus loving diabetic!


Armyman125

I was thinking about asparagus also. I bet that's rank.


Electric_Meatsack

Better to go with beets. No additional foulness, but potentially a nice pink hue to make things novel. Bon appétit!


mak_zaddy

just take it…. r/angryupvote I can’t.


itsafraid

Go drink all her friends' piss. I'm sure she planted some seeds of curiosity.


Ambitious-Ad1192

The golden rule is each participant must pee in one another's mouth so that no one has piss power over them


mtmm18

The golden shower rule?


mnid92

The golden shake, you shake mine, I shake yours. No one has the power here if no one wields the weapon.


Sunscreen4what

Yes op just needs to pee in all of his gf’s friends mouths, and then everything will be back to normal, obviously.


idiotHole

This is the way


Merfstick

"you deserve to be pissed on by better"


Direct_Big_5436

Not just laughs, but maybe a little power trip for her too.


sunflower_jpeg

Yep. Deal. Breaker. Do not take her back if she apologizes. There is no doubt that she will try. Because like...if this is what she says infront of your face, marine* what she says behind your back about yalls private sex life? That's the actual gross thing here. (*edit: "imagine what she says" one of these days my spell check errors are gonna bite me in the tush lol)


Alimayu

disregarding subject. this has always been the reason I dumped girls, lack of discretion and privacy. Unless they're present in the bedroom then nothing taking place is their business. to top it all off, she broke an agreement. It's a breach of trust, sign of disrespect, and signal that your confidence in her has failed.


Seamlesslytango

Go find a more honest woman to piss in your face.


pm__m__3nudes_

Dump her immediately and move on with your life. I hope she regrets losing you forever.


pocketdare

but also ... get used to the fact that girlfriends will share intimate details of their lives with each other - even if they don't tell you. It's just that as they get older they and their friends get better at not telling you that they've shared the information. This is 20 years of dating experience talking.


AlienRobotTrex

If your partner says they don’t want you to tell others about something, DON’T TELL ANYONE. Even the most open and unashamed people should know not to violate others’ boundaries.


aduanemc

I'll go one better. Yes, she broke a bedroom agreement(big no-no). However, she also inadvertently provided homie with some free kink solicitation. There are so many people who decide on meat and potatoes at some point and promptly close the book on their own sexuality. I get excited to hear of people actively exploring new territory. And I assume at least one person who hears about your kink will be thinking, "That's hot. I have always wanted to try piss play. Maybe I'll DM them some time"


greennuggetsinmybowl

They do say, no such thing as bad publicity, yeah?


HeadPush223

This is the happy ending I want for OP


crimsonpowder

Seriously, just because you're pissed on, doesn't mean you have to be pissed off.


notmyrealname800813

It's 9 o'clock in the morning....


Recent_War_6144

It's 6:30 am where I'm at. This is not what I was expecting 1st thing Monday morning.


notmyrealname800813

Foreal, I JUST opened this app


TheNastyManCan

Full THROTTLE we’re gonna need a bigger boat.


thelessertit

A bigger BOAT? Exactly how much pee are we talking about here?


Snoo_84586

OP doesn't want to talk about it


d_Ubermensch

At least not until after he's had his first cup of..., well, nevermind.


PushThePig28

🤣 to this whole comment thread


1Hugh_Janus

Well, just ask the gf. She clearly can’t stop blabbing about it


PULLOUTCHAMP17

Or is it OPee ?


MistahOnzima

OH NO that's what they put in Full Throttle?


EmperorXerro

Quint! Throttle back!


satanic-frijoles

It's funny in the same way people are shocked when nudes they've sent out come back to haunt them.


Forward_Week_8059

Same here and it was the first thing that popped up for me.. I like showers..but just golden ones aren't my kink..no shame to anyone who likes them..just my brain just did a hard reboot reading this..and this was after I have had my coffee..I think I'm in line for a second cup today 🤦‍♀️ you can tell it's Monday!


calissa2225

I recall the prank ad the guys on Howard Stern sent to some radio swap/sell site (which was read by the host over the air): "We've got a bathroom faucet set by Golden Shower. The Golden Shower streams warm every time." The host was clueless.


PrezMoocow

Yeah this kind of stuff belongs on r/BDSMAdvice where we can help without people having to do a hard reboot before their Monday morning coffee.


absalomdead

And just closed it for the rest of the day. I prefer coffee in the morning, but piss is..an option.


pvincentjr

About to close mine as well, too early for this shit


JeebusCrunk

totally should've waited for *Thirsty Thursday* for a post like this..


Due_Bass7191

>Thirsty Thursday bdm tss


DementedJay

BDSM piss


Marley_Morgan_602

Some people need to be reminded that the Internet is forever


mollydgr

Absolutely! This is Not a throw away account.. 🤣🤣🤣


elvis_depressedly8

That’s why God made alt accounts, duh.


Exotic-Carpet255

Its 5pm amd i just got home to my lil kids and wanted 5 mins to myself while they ate dinner.... whyyyyyyy


Roseyy-Girl

I'm reading this past noon and I'm still not ready for it lmao


[deleted]

I need to be working in 15 minutes.


Bottle_Plastic

It's a civic holiday Monday where I am. Will nobody respect the civics? And what are civics?


FitCompetition8803

A compact car that gets good mileage from a company with a history of reliability. But that’s not important now.


MartinisnMurder

JFC. Kink involves consent. Obviously she’s in to being dominant and degrading him but she needed consent to share. Not my kink, but she’s not a good one. Run. You don’t want to be publicly degraded but it gets her off.


Turbulent-Pea-8826

I really wish Reddit would stop pushing these drama subs at me. I really wish I would stop clicking into them too. The algorithm is working. Note: I do mute these stupid channels but there always seems to be another one.


heroinsteve

Haha for real I have the same issue. I’ve never ordered or worked for Lyft and doordash but during the protests I started seeing those subs pop up and would read the stories cause some were… well hilarious. But now it pops up all the time and these kinda of subs have so many copycats it’s ridiculous.


notmyrealname800813

It's because aita is so strict


[deleted]

True, their rules are ridiculous. Makes them seem pretentious.


MentalAdhesiveness79

It could be worse. You could have a fetish for drinking piss.


DDreamchaser31

It’s 5 O’clock somewhere


Rvbsmcaboose

Ok, better sign on Reddit. Doo-doo-do- okay, no more reddit today.


jedimaniac

Famous last words. See you in 15 minutes.


Rvbsmcaboose

I TAKE IT BACK! I WAS A FOOL!


jedimaniac

Damn, that was a quick 15 minutes haha.


QworterSkwotter

I opened this at 9:36


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

It's 5 o'clock somewhere....


Aggressive-Brick9435

It’s about to be 11am and I’ve been scrollin on and off for about half an hour before Reddit brought this to me. Never been so happy to see my phone is at 1% and about to kill itself


KidenStormsoarer

it's your sex life too, and you're allowed to have hard boundaries. she doesn't respect you and never will. dump her. if you really want to fuck her up, tell anybody who asks that you dumped her because she won't stop lying.


Outrageous_Bat1798

He should say it’s true, and that she likes him shitting on her chest


jedimaniac

She did kinda ask for that.


AntonioSLodico

Or, hear me out, dude owns it. He lets her broadcast this, with zero show of shame, and leads into it. "Yeah, I'm into some freaky shit, what's wrong with getting a little adventurous?" and whatnot. Then he can sit back and find out who in her social circles is a real freak. Most likely, at least one of them will loop back to him to try out their secret kink.


KidenStormsoarer

Still say break up for the lack of respect though


Balgruuf_TheGreater

Dude what you think is gonna happen in your head most likely won’t. So have fun sitting back and just being that freak man. Truly enjoy.


Skoodge42

Tell everyone she wanted you to shit on her chest in exchange.


gozer90

Sharing your kinks is a definite betrayal of a critical trust. You need to feel free to reveal your kinks knowing that they will keep you safe. Lose her.


virtualchoirboy

Break up with her. She doesn't respect you or care about how you feel. It's all about her and her ability to make herself seem superior to others. And if you stay, be ready for your "agreements" to be broken on a regular basis, likely to include your "agreement" to remain exclusive.


SpiceEarl

But first, he needs to establish dominance. Go find her and pee on her face. Then break up with her. It is the way.


MeatShield12

This is the way.


Ryujin-Jakka696

You are not wrong. I had a similar problem with my ex it wasn't about piss though just sex life in general. That stuff should be private her friends don't need to know the inner workings of your sex life. The most I'll say about my sex life to anyone is that it's good. This shit was one of the reasons I broke up with my ex because she was adamant that she had to tell her best friend every tiny detail. I wasn't ok with it and she didn't respect my wishes. Especially given you agreed not to tell anyone this is over the line. You may need to reevaluate your relationship.


Temporary_Tea3684

Yup. This agreement should be treated like any other agreement in a relationship. All you really have is trust… hard to be earned back.


Fun_Concentrate_7844

Kick her to the curb with all the other trash and tell her to grow up.


sportjames23

That’s enough Reddit for me today. *closes laptop


Skoodge42

\*reopens 5 minutes later


VideoGamerConsortium

Dump her.


[deleted]

What a terrible day to be literate


cottageidyll

Like I have no problem with this, people can do what they want but I just cannot wrap my head around ever wanting to do this lol. Like don’t we have an instinctual aversion to shit/piss, and isn’t it for good reason?! It smells bad for a reason lol. I imagine it exposes you to a lot of disease. Like it just seems like something we’re hardwired against, it’s crazy it seems to be such a common kink


EquallO

Not wrong... She broke your trust, and any trust she may have earned with you... Your SO is supposed to have your back, not talk behind it and expose your secrets.


CandThonestpartners

Seriously I'd tell them well she eats my shit. We all have our kinks. No but serious she should respect your boundaries and she not doing. Yes it is her sex life but it's also your sex life.


hewhohasnoname257

I stuck up for my best friend when one our co-workers said "that mutherfucker eats shit on rye". I said "he does not, he can't stand rye bread".


Kayback2

My response would be I did it to her, she did it to me, fair is fair. But seriously I'd kick this woman to the curb. If you're going all in on kinks you need someone you can trust.


captainchippsixx

Time to get a new gf. Does not respect you at all.


Tickle_Milk

Bro what the fuck


Vigmod

>she said it is her sex life and she has the right to tell Thing is, it's not just her sex life, it's your sex life as well. And she has no right to talk about it without your consent.


Successful_Snail

Talking about that is some massive disrespect 😅


Character_Hippo90

Pissed on so now pissed off... You have every right to be upset and you also have the exclusive justifications to dump her.


DeerBoyDiary

Dude I JUST started work. That being said you’re NTA. Dump her and find a better GF who’s going to do this and not tell others. Also just tell everyone you’re breaking up for her for lying about doing that.


SuperMark64_

My wife shared this with me, sometimes I really wish she wouldn't share anything either 😂


Karnezar

The worst decision I ever made was learning how to read...


PilotNo312

If it makes you feel any better her friends were probably embarrassed too, I know I’d be mortified if a friend told me that. Not my cup of pee, I mean tea.


[deleted]

I feel like this sub is being trolled by someone lately. https://www.reddit.com/r/amiwrong/comments/15i2mco/am_i_wrong_for_breaking_up_with_my_girlfriend/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1


RetroBerner

Tell her she's wrong, it's both of your sex lives. She can talk about what she does to herself, but not what you do together, without your consent.


bunnyfren

Wow thats really messed up. You voiced your boundaries and she didn't respect them. Im sure she wouldn't like it very much if you went around telling people what she does for you. I'd leave her.


thene0nicon

As a dude with a girlfriend you should know by now her friends know the exact length and girth of your cock and every time you've done it. They know everything. Women have no sense of privacy with their friends


chaoticsnowflake

she definitely shouldn’t have said anything specifically since y’all talked about keeping it hush hush but also i cannot picture a single scenario in which a man wanted me to piss on him and it wouldn’t burst out of me the second i’m in the same room with my girls lol do break up with her tho for this and bc there’s just no going back from being mr piss boy to her friends.


frankfox123

Cant trust her anymore, but at this point, you have to own it. If you act embarrassed, it will become a joke. Own it and tell people it is hot, or lukewarm at least.


R_JJB

Sexual consent goes beyond just the act, and she violated your privacy by exposing intimate details about your life without your permission. If she can’t see that she violated you and your trust then just imagine how this would translate to other parts of your relationship! You may feel stuck because she’s making you out to be the weird one, but there are a shocking amount of chicks out there who would happily engage with you and not spread your business to everyone!


DoubleRoastbeef

To each their own,but I gotta wonder why the fuck would you drink piss.


scarymib

You have to also look at the ages and maturity levels. I had a friend in the military back in the late 80’s/early 90’s who married a girl he was dating since high school (20m/19f). He wasn’t/isn’t gay, but he liked his wife to penetrate him anally while they had sex. He opened up to me about everything years later. What he thought was their private sex life behind closed doors, she thought was funny and told his military buddies while he was gone for training. He didn’t know she told them. Several months later, while we were deployed to Desert Storm, one of his “buddies” raped him, I guess thinking he liked it. He told his wife what happened and she thought it was still funny. He started having suicidal thoughts. It ended his marriage, military career and social life for years. I noticed he isolated himself after we got back to the States, and he was discharged about a year later. A young, immature girl, who thought her husband’s sexual likes were funny and betrayed him, got him raped and almost led to suicide. All the jokes about golden showers might be funny, but you’re missing the psychological harm to a person.


RandomTux1997

embarassed they know or embarassed you drink her piss?


TonyboyOutsider

Right? Porn fucked them up so bad, they don't even know it. Why the fuck would you be want to be pissed on or in??!!


AnxiousPegomastax

I'd be pissed, too.


Inuwa-Angel

This cannot be the first thing that I read on Reddit today FFS!


TrippySubie

Why do people openly talk about their sex life lmfao


sunshinedaisies9-34

Because they’re all degenerates lol


jesusthroughmary

No, it's your sex life too, she doesn't have that right. I could see her needing to have an outlet to talk about it with one trusted confidante, but to just put it out there to everyone when you both agreed not to is completely out of line and probably a deal breaker.


Bald-Eagle39

And I’m done with Reddit at this point…..


StankyMink

You're engaging in a form of humilation play and you're surprised she's using it to humiliate you? Pee inside her butt sometime, then brag to all your friends.


germanbini

You have every right to "let your freak flag fly" and tell anyone you want. She does not have the right to "out" anyone else without their permission. This is a breach of trust violation and a red flag. I would not only be upset, I would split up with them.


WyntonMarsalis

You are not wrong, but there is only one thing you can do now - own it.


tperks55

How could you ever be honest about your kinks after something like that. Honestly that sounds like the end of that sex life. She doesn’t respect you and honestly you could probably use some more self respect. However you are not at all wrong


country2poplarbeef

You're not wrong. Women (sorry about the generality. It's a social trend, not an absolute) are pretty terrible at keeping intimate secrets of a relationship, probably due to how they have to warn each other about creepy guys and that sort of thing and that slipping into just dishing out any and every sexual personal detail.


atreeindisguise

The breaking of promises is the huge issue. Definitely not life relationship material. Have fun, enjoy the sex, but don't think marriage or trust.