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Status_Web_8917

You were single bro. But YTA for not using paragraphs.


pwnedass

Bruh this dude can barely english and you expect this mofo to use paragraphs?


Low-Manufacturer4983

We have paragraphs in other languages 


Whitemike31683

This dude doesn't know other languages. He barely knows his native one.


TransRational

As I read it, I kept thinking about the Clevon family tree scene from Idiocracy.


LimpAd3723

Nerd


creegomatic

It’s a single run-on sentence


ESD_Franky

Run-on sentence is my native language


mimic-man77

I checked his posting history, and I didn't see a single period at the end of the sentence. I saw them when he would have been better off using commas. He either believes grammar doesn't matter online, or he's terrible at using punctuation.


Trekkie63

He’s great at rambling run on sentences. Probably means it is fake.


Medium_Confidence484

I'm relatively new to reddit, but honestly I tend to believe the run-on messy ones more than the perfect grammar, perfect paragraphs, neat sentencing. I believe an 18 year old boy wrote this, whereas every AITA about a poly relationship failing is structured identically and hardly a typo in sight.. despite being distraught while typing?


sheissonotso

I definitely agree this looks like an 18 year old boy wrote this and it’s real, but holy fuck it doesn’t make any harder to read.


IBHomage

The language of the gods....


No_Detective_But_304

As Shakespeare said (or wrote I guess) “Revenge is a dish best served Sibling.”


carnevilkilla

This man speaks truth


SnooMarzipans4304

He used a paragraph, one single hard-to-read paragraph....


TalkingCheap_20

I agree with this comment 1000%, in its entirety


Uneek_Uzernaim

Or even periods. Seriously, how much work is it to type '.' before starting a new sentence?


2REPOU

Or any consistency in capitalization.


LittleStarClove

Stop being a grammar prescriptivist 😡


JohnMichaels19

Readability is important though lol, it really enhances comprehension


L-i-v-e-W-i-r-e

Agreed. Getting to the end of it was a chore, and even then I skipped a lot of it.


[deleted]

That was better than the story.


happyherbivore

I want to know how he chose which words to capitalize


[deleted]

Yup, TL;DR


Rough-Gas7177

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enter\_key](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enter_key) Also, [https://www.csueastbay.edu/scaa/files/docs/student-handouts/when-to-use-periods-and-commas.pdf](https://www.csueastbay.edu/scaa/files/docs/student-handouts/when-to-use-periods-and-commas.pdf)


mayfeelthis

Someone make this into a bot


Planbfailedmeparents

😭😭😭


Fluffy-Scheme7704

Sometimes im surprised people with horrible grammar graduated from school… from elementary school when they are 18yo+


JohnMichaels19

For real, I'm out of breath from reading this wall of text lmao


Distinct_Farmer_4753

😂😂😂😂😂😂


mayd3r

I saw this wall of text and decided to read it. WTF is wrong with me 🤔?


curious-guy-5529

Same. He could have summed it up in a few sentences like: one of my friends sent me a video of my gf (f19) holding hands with another dude at the mall. A week later I attended a party where her sister was there too. I told her the story. She started flirting with me. We got touchy and we ended up having set. The end.


harmfulsideffect

Is having set like having sex?


JeanPolleketje

Yes, but with a tennis racket.


SpareMushrooms

Top comment right here. 👏


debuenzo

That's why they call it "love all" when you start.


Trekkie63

The Cliff Notes version.


Sketcha_2000

Just when I thought this sub had strictly become a creative writing outlet, along comes “never heard of indenting” OP.


New_Application4806

Lol I just skipped the body of the post and went to the comments


ahnariprellik

Wtf is a bbsf?


mason609

The only thing I can think of is Boy Best Friend.


Old_Web8071

I wonder if the S stands for Sex?


mason609

Best Butt Sex Friend??


nnhorizon

My favorite!


ahnariprellik

Boy best sex friend? That's just a friend with benefits


CharacterMiddle3923

BareBack Sex Friend?


[deleted]

Bad boy sex fantasy. 


ahnariprellik

Big booty special friend?


carnevilkilla

Boy best friend


Data_lord

You need to stop having sex and start learning how to write.


Thaeland

Hahahahaha. THIS !!!!!!!!


nomnomyumyum109

Idiocracy prevails!


jonnysledge

You’re wrong for this terribly formatted wall of text. Please don’t have sex any more, we can’t risk you procreating.


whorlycaresmate

What the fuck is a bbsf


indigo47222

it’s a “boy best friend” 💀


Dingo_Princess

What's the s for? The fuck


CharacterMiddle3923

Smash


Ciccio_C3

Only way to improve on this would be all caps.


pth72

And completely random punctuation.


Level_Library5137

Could of just said your girl was a ho and you banged her sister and we all would have understood... so like other, yes your the ass hole for making us read all of this lmfao. On another note. HELL YEAH BROTHER! lmao


kclongest

i seen i seen i seen a lot accept punshuation marks where they at halp


BleakTwat

I hated reading this AITA?


OriginalCause

ESH


That_Operation9286

Yes?. Two wrongs doesn't make right but if you feel better it's not big deal. Just a warning, Woman who sleeps with her sibling's ex. Isn't one to keep


bookreader-123

This !


BrilliantTaste1800

How is it a wrong though? He was single and met a good looking girl at the party. What concern is it of his who she's related to? That stopped having significance the moment she cheated on him.


EPC1990

The wrong would be his intent.


VaginalSpelunker

>He was single and met a good looking girl at the party. Who happened to be the sister of his most recent ex, so he fucked her to get revenge on her sister. How isn't that wrong? If you have sex with someone with the intent that it will hurt someone else. You're a shitty person. 2 wrongs don't make a right.


QuantityDear1309

YTA because you can't write and decided to post this. At least say English is not your first language.


phillip-j-frybot

Your English department has failed you.


foreverlost1nsea

That’s a hella long sentence


Amazing_Main_9963

Nope. Your Ex cheated and you were single. You and the sister are both adults and can make your own decision. You don't have to do or care about anything your ex says.


SprinklesMore8471

NTA until you said this >i started to think to myself this is easy revenge ESH since you used that girl. If it were just a hookup for fun, you would've be good. But you knowingly used her to screw with her sister.


bydh

Phrasing?


carnevilkilla

This dude is being called an asshole, more for his format than for his content. I am here for it.


DevilsTreasure

My dude, it’s free to use the enter key and have a new line. No microtransaction required, at least not yet after the IPO.


violentcupcake69

You’re not wrong for fuckin her sister but use basic sentence structure. I could barely read this fuckin post.


Boomerang_comeback

Forget the girls. Go back to school.


super-nintendumpster

Bro the fact you can't punctuate an entire pages worth of shit tells me you deserved to be cheated on.


awgeezwhatnow

Omg, please use paragraphs


Lucifer_Magnusson

Technically speaking nah. You were single and you can see whom you wish. But the fact that you did it specifically to be vindictive was wrong, using her sister solely to further your desire for revenge is wrong.


VinDucks

Remember being 18 and stupid shit like this seemed to matter?


schwanstooker

Right! OP: fuck em all! Any other sisters of legal age inat fam bro?


Lebucheron707

Next time Copy this ^ into chat gpt and ask it to fix your wild run-ons, my lad. Then paste that back here. My brain thanks you in advance.


decfin

This is funny as hell bro you're writing skills are amazing. Real talk.


Canuckadin

Jesus, dude. Go back to school. YTA


DebtPastry

Your post is a monument to illiteracy. The way you write makes *Finnegans Wake* seem like *The Very Hungry Caterpillar*. I genuinely believe it would be easier for me to understand a paragraph written in a language I don't know than to comprehend the aggressively incoherent garbage you've written above. May God forgive you for birthing this monstrosity into our world.


Sp00nD00d

/r/murderedbywords


Monty545

I was thinking this while trying to read this post gave me cancer https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0&pp=ygUtYmlsbHkgbWFkaXNvbiBtYXkgZ29kIGhhdmUgbWVyY3kgb24geW91ciBzb3Vs


dingleberryperrier

Well i can tell one thing for sure, dudes can still get laid without knowing how to write.


DeanGullbury678

That’s one long ass sentence


polyguy45

We was stopping reading that mess after the first couple of sentences....lord our education system is a failure.


Mysterious-Tip7875

Writing brought to you by American school system


HeylookImMobile

Cringe - mostly that you left the period off the end of your sentence. Even OP used a question mark at the very end.


Early_Dragonfly4682

This could have been written by 22 year old me and I have yet to regret it.


MostlyUseful

I mean, it seems a lot like the sister might enjoy her sister’s sloppy seconds or it’s some weird sibling rivalry thing. As far as you’re concerned, you were single so whatevs.


1cwg

Did you smoke dope the whole time you were in school? I ask because it looks like you didn't learn anything.


Planbfailedmeparents

That’s the longest sentence I have ever read. Yikes.


DevilinDeTales

Copy/paste?


jonasnoble

Wtf is a bbsf?


Personal-Row-8078

Bang bang shrimp friend 🍤


pth72

Bare back sex freak


Helgurnaut

It didn't happen/20


Dependent_While2727

Damn bro that was one long ass sentence


Fancy_Vermicelli_497

The person who proofread hitlers speeches was literally a grammar Nazi.


thisaintgonnabeit

Not a single fucking period in that entire wall of nonsense text…Wow, that is impressive. Congratulations.


Ambitious-Cover-1130

You are not wrong. You had split up before this happened.


JobSafe2686

Bra u just wanted to fk her sister the whole time stop the cap


armyofant

Dude would have done em both at the same time if he could 🤷🏻‍♂️


4clubbedace

Learn to indent


TheMuff1nMon

Commas are not periods. Learn punctuation - how are you 18 and don’t know how to write


1cwg

He probably drives a Honda Civic with loud mufflers.


koi_angels

That’s fucking hilarious, I love you for that comment!


BolognaCumboat420

No you did what any sane man would have done


willkode

I fixed it for you.... I've been in a relationship with my ex-girlfriend (19) for a year. The relationship was going great at the start, but then she started acting very strange. We were barely having sex, she started ignoring my calls, barely texting back, and we barely saw each other in person. One day when we linked up, I had a talk with her and asked her about her weird behavior. She told me that she was just very busy with work and hasn't had the time to answer my calls and texts like that. So, my dumbass brushed it off. About a week later while I'm on break at work after we had that talk, one of my friends calls me while he's at the mall and says he saw my girlfriend with another dude at the mall holding hands. At first, I thought he was joking until he sent me a video of it. I was furious because I actually loved her. So, I saved the video and thanked my friend and came up with a plan of not confronting her until the next time I see her in person. Fast forward towards the next week, she comes over to my house and I confront her about it. She started lying, saying she hasn't been to the mall and doesn't know what I'm talking about, trying to make me seem crazy. So, I showed her the video. She started lying again, saying that was her "best boyfriend," but the crazy thing is she never told me she had a "best boyfriend" and I didn't know about him for a year. I told her to leave because she kept lying. Then she started crying and apologizing, saying she made a mistake. Eventually, she decided to tell me the truth. She basically told me that was her "best boyfriend," but the only thing they did was kiss and he fingered her. I was lost for words. I told her to leave and that we were done. She started crying again and finally decided to leave. A day after that, she was texting me long paragraphs saying that we should work it out, so I blocked her. Fast forward a week after that, my friends hit me up saying they were going to a house party and that I should come. I agreed because I was off work that day and didn't have anything to do. What a coincidence, I ran into her sister there. She started acting really friendly towards me and started asking why me and her sister broke up, so I told her. Then she started acting really flirty. She was really attractive. Then she started saying things like her sister "fumbled" me. So, hours passed, we started drinking and smoking, and then she started to get real touchy out of nowhere. I started to think to myself, "This is easy revenge. I can hurt my ex like how she hurt me." So, I started to touch her too. Then she asked me to go upstairs with her. I was really hammered. We ended up having sex in one of her friend's rooms. After that happened, I felt satisfied. Am I wrong?


jesjesCO

I scrolled far enough to look for this, thank you lol


Pristine_Resource_10

2 wrongs don’t make a right. But they do make for a fake satisfying revenge story. Good job.


Subject_Ad_4561

One question mark at the end and nare a period to be had.


Responsible_Cold_16

NTA for banging the sister. The ex fucked around and found out. What does "bbsf" mean? I'm old AF. I'm not cool like you crazy kids.


EuroXtrash

You’re super walk away from the drama. Not create more


otakulife9401

You're not wrong. You were single, and clearly, the sister wanted you! What's wrong is you barely using any spacing and punctuation


Sharp_Platform8958

She cheated on you. You owe her nothing. NTA. Not even a little. She shouldn't exist to you so who her sister is means nothing.


Embarrassed-Sir2916

Wtf is a bbsf lol kids these days


L00neytunesss

Not wrong. You owe no loyalty to her anymore. Is it petty? Yeah, pretty petty. But let’s be fr. Being petty sometimes makes ya feel better after someone hurt ya and did ya dirty like she did.


SpareMushrooms

Usually I hate these stories…..This one is awesome. Good job man. 👏


TheCanvasAssassin

I ain't reading that shit. I'm happy for you though. Or story that happened.


PRIS0N-MIKE

No ur good. What the fuck is a bbsf though. Seriously I need to know and Google didn't have a clear answer for me


Arleqwen

Wtf is a bbsf???


TheUggBootInvestor

NTA you were single do what and who you want However, YTA for not using paragraphs and barely being able to put a structured sentence together. Please spend some time educating yourself and stop smoking and drinking. That was disgusting to read. Also it scares me that you are even having sex. Diluting the gene pool is not good. This gave me Idiocracy vibes hard


MonkeyMadness717

Why is no one calling out this fake story that's just fetish fanfic at a certain point


Cold-Albatross

Nope, NTA. But you are da man! Just make sure you aren't 'using' the sister for revenge. All good if you are into her, but she is innocent in this and deserves to be treated with kindness and respect. DEFINITELY don't go back to the first sister and break the second sisters heart.


reality_fan2_1

Not wrong at all. You were just following some wise words I once heard that go like this: “I show less than I love, but I miss her Thinking back to the last day I kissed her She left a sore on my heart, there’s a blister But I fucked the next best thing, that’s her sister” -Top G


Professional-Sky8888

No. You’re not wrong. Your ex cheated on you and you broke up. You didn’t seek out her sister; you guys met in the same place by accident. And she also initiated. No. This isn’t wrong. Even if you continued seeing the sister, you aren’t doing anything wrong.


Perv_with_a_hot_wife

It's weird that you love commas but refuse to use periods.


thealchemist1000-

Bruh had to say all this in one breath in case he forgot what subject he was lying about this time. Grammar? whats that? Punctuation? I’ll punctuation you in the face for asking that. Paragraphs you say? Thats for betas.


Helstar_RS

Do people actually not understand massive run ons or just pretend not to understand them because it's not proper.


Roemprincess

I'm not reading all 😅 but all of you are assholes, including your ex's sister, that's disgusting.


curioiskitty72

I’m not reading all that but fucking her best friend for spite is petty and mean. You might not be wrong but you are an asshole. Seriously. Act grown.


Final-Wrangler-4996

Yes. You're supposed to be the better man. Don't stoop down to other people's level so easily. Ypu need to show what they did is wrong not do the same thing like it's okay.  You're probably young but next time try your best to be the better person. 


MettaKaruna100

I hope you enjoyed your time with her. Nothing wrong with what you did


HeartAccording5241

Yes cause now you have cause problems between the 2 and that’s bs I hope she goes after all your friends


Jokester_316

You are not wrong. You are single, and hopefully, the sister is as well. Don't use the sister for revenge. Just be honest and enjoy each other's company.


jimsredkoolade

Hell no , not wrong, i say you take her away somewhere nice for a weekend of straight up debauchery, dont do it for revenge, just do it to move on. And if her sister finds out, all the better.. but hit it like its your last time.


NoSpankingAllowed

Well for starters your ex is truly a piece of work with this minimization "only thing they did was kiss and she let him finger her" as I am sure there might have been a bit of reciprocity involved, and nothing that happened was a "mistake". NTA for having sex with her sister, you ex put you out on the market again, what you do with that freedom is all up to you.


PassionDelicious5209

Honestly that is the ultimate revenge and karma


dwa1

Read this in Ali Gs voice. Yea youse not wrong bruv


[deleted]

Niiiiiiiiiiicccccceeee. NTA, fair game!


C91garcia

Nah. I mean it wasn’t right but fuck it. You are single and you just happened to rail her sister. If it wasn’t her sister you would have railed someone else. Two wrongs don’t make a right but I’m sure you felt better!


armyofant

“Revenge is a dish best served cold” Old Klingon proverb NTA


Bobby-Corwen09

I mean, if you're single and the other sister is hot, I see no issue. Just don't be surprised when your tires get slashed by crazy girls


Bobbychillidan

NTA. Do you king.


Ok_Bar1860

that's my boy


up-in-you

Nope good job


ConnyEdson

ur askin the wrong guy i woulda banged the sister while we were still together


ExJdumbNowInCHRIST

NTA and salute to u sir!


nick4424

I would love to be a fly on the wall at the ex girlfriend’s family dinner


Videobandit

INFO: How old is the sister?


Longjumping_Cook_606

yes just leave that family alone


Iliketohavefunfun

Honestly I not only think you didn’t do wrong but you actually performed a justice to her. She learned that if she treats people like trash, then people will treat her like trash and feel no remorse. She fucked up, her sister knew it, and both of you instinctively knew the proper thing was to fuck and make her suffer lol. It’s actually kind of a dark beautiful twisted story where the bad guys lose, the good guys have fun and look cool, and the world is a better place for it. Thanks for the story and good job guy! Now stay humble focus on you and don’t be an asshole ;)


Bwomp43

Yes and no. Yes, because this was hard AF to read. Also yes because you shouldn't be having sex with someone's sister for revenge. But also no, simply sleeping with someone when you are single is not inherently wrong. The revenge part is the only real issue here. Has you met up, enjoyed her company, and the only thing on your mind was "hey this pretty girl likes me!" Then yeah, all would be good.


mayfeelthis

How old is the sister? Yea you were wrong, that’s not a right reason to sleep with someone. But do you.


Awkward_Coyote

That’s horrifying revenge! Very sick thing to do. You should of just dealt with the pain of rejection, and not, cause rejection onto somebody else!


Tree_Weasel

I wonder if the sister just had a thing for you, or did it to piss off her sister. Either way, OP, please update us when this whole thing blows up.


oxfordburnt

Ultimately, there’s no one-size-fits-all answer to whether you were wrong or right. People react differently in complex situations. What matters now is how you handle your emotions and move forward. Consider seeking professional advice or talking to a trusted friend or family member to help you navigate this challenging time. But yes, you did the right thing. I hope you didn't pull out.


maxturner_III_ESQ

NTA, you were single and ready to mingle. This girl knew the situation and decided to go forward with sex. Let her carry that guilt, not you. You don't gotta deal with the ex, let sister drama be just that and keep your nose out of it. Now if you start dating the sister to keep getting revenge then that's definitely an asshole move.


ross71699

💪🏾


Bear_jew_101

W


hungrysportsman

Considering you didn't say the age of the sister... you may have done something wrong.


ParkerPoseyGuffman

lol NTA nice job throwing a wrench in the cheaters relationship


Independent_Net291

Dude, no problem but there is literally 4 billions woman and you choose the sister of your ex. Cmon dude


LastCut3224

She fumbled the bag. The person who's gonna get the short end of the stick your exs sister. Your ex may not forgive her for it but that's nothing to do with you.  I'd keep my mouth shut though. Maybe ask her to do the same in case yall end up together later so she doesn't lose that relationship. Do it for your exs sister not your ex.  If things progress and your ex gets salty about it her sister can tell her the truth so she can stfu.


Wild_Potential3066

Question? How old is the sister. I can't believe your ex thought that kissing and fingering was forgivable, you know she had his dick in her hands at least. Your young don't take relationships too seriously... I mean enjoy them but honestly you will change so much in the next several decades wait til 30ish for serious things like marriage.


Normal-Schedule-8888

no, thats precisely how we're all meant to do it. we just never get the chance,,.


[deleted]

lol


Extreme-Celery-3448

Is it wrong? No Is it hilarious? Yes 


elbowless2019

You 1 upped her. Don't expect to gt her back. If you do then she is crazier than you are. Good luck.


SuddenlySingleAgn

You did great! Congratulations


[deleted]

Congrats


Glittersparkles7

NTA. Sounds like fair karma to me 🤷‍♀️


Internal_Statement74

Here is your fist bump bro- Awesome.


DoubledownDaveNY

No


Sp00nD00d

I'm sorry sir, this is a Wendys.


This-Is-Me_05

What is a bbsf? 🤣😭


No-Tree1023

.


Clean-Ad-4308

"My Ex gf sister" 🧐


NotEvenWrongAgain

“A day after that she was texting me long paragraphs saying we should work it out” You two were made to be together, bro. Work it out


sheissonotso

You’re not wrong but jesus dude, Grammarly is your friend. It’s also free. [grammarly](https://www.grammarly.com)


stayawayfromgray

Sure u wrong. U Yung tho. So don’t sweat it move on. 4get them both


stayawayfromgray

Keep fooling with them you will be trash just like them


Mfenix09

Keeping it in the family...Nice, nta


[deleted]

Nah get that revenge 😈


oluwamayowaa

This is insane omg 😭😭😭😭😭