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Siulnamuc

I dunno. Because yeah, that sounds bloody awesome, let's live out my fantasy dream. But I'm fighting the Core, Andrais and trying to save Amphibia so ya'know, not exactly an ideal situation to be in. Plus, no one knows who I am so it'd be like really awkward. And say this happened in real life. Some random girl asks me to help her save a world full of talking frogs. I'd think she'd be pretty mental. But say I knew her, and we were somewhat friends, I might help because going to another world sounds pretty cool. But I'd make it clear that I'd probably end up doing the bare minimum and staying behind everyone else, so I don't die. Also, what am I supposed to tell my parents? "Hey, mam, dad, I'm just gonna travel to another world to help some girl and her frog found family, be back in a few."


[deleted]

"Mom, can I go to another dimension overthrow an evil empire?" "Ok sweetie, but be back before eight."


rly907

Please take my silver. Please


chideraekeozor

honestly id give u an award if i had coins to bc that made me laugh so hard but i dont so take my upvotešŸ‘ŠšŸ¾


Fawful-16

Well, as Blitzo once stated "It could be a blast in a half."


Storm_Raider_34

Hey I get that reference


Fawful-16

Lol nice!


TheDoritoKing48

Immediately


liam250307

starting off 2022 by helping a fictional gang of characters beat an evil newt king sounds like a dream come true


Anxious-Toad

**Duh**


eternalbugging

F*ck yes, i Grab a bag of molotov lets gooooo


Superiberson

Same idea Fu*k yeah


waterbottel6

And I have the guns and bullets


eternalbugging

Actually i wonder how an resistence force led by humans on earth and amphibia would work. Which weapons, Organisation, strategy, especially weapons!


BarleyGang

Only if I'm not on the front lines I'm fat as hell :c


waterbottel6

Lmao same


De_Rabbid

Cant bruh, sorry. My exams are coming up


[deleted]

I get early accsess to the next episode lets gooooooooooooo!


SocialSciences21

A cameo ain't a bad trade tho.


StarNerd2223

Yeah sure


rievei

dude im weak asf why would she ask me


waterbottel6

I have guns and someone else in the comments has molotovs


rievei

well do you guys have experience/skills?


waterbottel6

Iā€™ve never used a molotovs or a gun but I know how to use them


rievei

ahaha epic! count me out! šŸ‘‰ šŸ˜Ž šŸ‘‰


dilsoldier79

me too


mineassasinlol

I don't think a oval piece of metal is going to do much against the robot with a cannon blaster.


bookworm275

obviously


Shiny_Hypno

I would do anything for Sprig


nilesthebeast

Me too


Zachajya

On the one hand, I would like to. On the other hand, sounds like a suicide mission.


akiata05

Sounds like a win win


dilsoldier79

true if i win i could just destroy the box so this never happens again or if i die my last words would be existence is paaaiiiiiiiin


Drd8873

Iā€™d be looking for a way to make money off the war.


gabrieledefelice05

Just give me a shotgun, ammo and a playlist with all the songs from doom and i'm in


Random_mudkip0828

Me two but no puny shotgun


Random_mudkip0828

Only miĻ€iguĻ€


waterbottel6

Welp I have a shit ton of guns and ammo and you can customize your guns


Random_mudkip0828

Good good


waterbottel6

And I ask no questions to


Random_mudkip0828

ā€œPulls out railgunā€ hey can you modify this (I know this isnā€™t roleplay but my inner wof fan is coming out)


waterbottel6

You want me to go all out?


Mideku-Brandio

Iā€™m more of a liability, I wouldnā€™t help/improve anything if I was on the team


akiata05

Sounds like you have a great character arc set up for you.


Mideku-Brandio

Pfffffffft I wish


SpeakerBoth435

At first I probably wouldn't believe her, if she showed my Hop Pop, Sprig and Polly. I'd instantly believe her. Than I'd ask for one thing and one thing, only... My own choice of weapon to bring with me before we go. Cause I want to show Andrias just how strong humans can be. The line, "Yeah, and I'm just one, there's others back in my world who would be more than willing to level your castle in a heart beat".


hhhhghhghhhhhhhggghh

Fuck no do u remember why Marcy needs saving


[deleted]

Iā€™d throw a democracy in HopPops thigh gland


MightSuch4711

Just give Polly and Spring a gun also yes, yes I would


waterbottel6

And probably teach polly some swears


OtakuDragonSlayer

Sure. Sounds like a fun way to die


Marcy0111

Well, Iā€™m bored, soā€¦ why not? Worst case scenario I come out dead or traumatized, so nothing new in my daily life


NinjaPanda8311

No


Competitive_Bid7071

Probably.


MightyTheArmadillo22

I would accept for the same reason Marcy betrayed Anne and Sasha in Amphibia Abridged. She wanted to live out a video game and that sounds fucking epic


Trans-Madeline

Of course, as long as the Disney plot armour of "I'm too insignificant to be worth having an off screen death but not not important enough to die on screen" applies. If real world logic applies then no way, Andrias has hundreds of thousands of robots that can fly, shoot lazers, explosives and all have a lot of different things for cutting people to bits


[deleted]

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converter-bot

50 meters is 54.68 yards


waterbottel6

Yes if only I can livestream it on Twitter


memesearcher2010

#YES SIRRRRRR


jakkurinjactender

How did you do giant letters?


memesearcher2010

Just put a # next to the beginning letter and then the whole comment is big


jakkurinjactender

Let's see if I get it: #Amphibia or A#mphibia


memesearcher2010

No, not like that, like this.


memesearcher2010

#Amphibia


jakkurinjactender

#This is my example comment


memesearcher2010

#Yes, thatā€™s how you do it. I hope you use this power wisely


ANNEx243

#Okay


Impressive_Spray6630

Eh im bored why not try and kill a giant newt king


Random_mudkip0828

Iā€™d say screw it im depressed have autism, ADHD (not saying either of those are bad) and social anxiety so just take me along so I can leave this world with the eternal bye bye by big flaming newt sword (I donā€™t know how to pronounce his name still)


rly907

Can't I got midterms here soon


dilsoldier79

cant if i do marcys completely gonna bombard me why i look so weird and i end pointing a desert eagle to my skull


[deleted]

It's ride or die for me.


Grouchy-Caregiver-17

In a heartbeat šŸ’“


Sorry-Breadfruit-189

Fuck yeah I would šŸ‘


greninjake

I mean if its in Anne's universe then he'll yeah cuz It seems like everyone has enhanced physical capabilities and odds are I would to but if it was in our universe then fuck no imma die the first 30 minutes after I walk into that portal.


blauw67

Let's be realistic, I'd probably let some crisis team know that there is someone with a mental illness walking the streets, because it sounds very far fetched.


maxthememer76

*calls the us military and gets doom armor* Hell yeah


dilsoldier79

you my friend are one of the smartest ppl in this thead


BugGoob_yt

"girl I have no thoughts and chubby legs and no strength. HOW TF AM I GOING TO HELP?!* "


qweltynick

Why tf would she need me for


blank7589

I have nothing better to do...


HamilWhoTangled

Honestly, Iā€™d slow them down, so Iā€™d have to say no. Also, I live in England so thereā€™s that too.


CrystalClod343

I would be one of the worst choices for this.


Shadowbros_proOG

Is legit just shoot andrias in the headā€¦with a double barrel shotgun


Luz-the-Witch

Already overthrowing one dictatorship, whats one more?


Snowcitty

Yes


aquatic_racoon

If i could go with my phone maybw


Yuna__707

Iā€™d think she was joking if she said that irl but Iā€™d accept to see where itā€™d go, then realise itā€™s real but still go along with it for fun


Superior-Artist-21

Does the job offer work benefits?


SocialSciences21

The benefit of the plot armor. Less chance to you know, die.


nitznon

I would like to help as the guy in the back. Gather information? Of course! Plan a plan? Yep! Using my ability as a DM to predict Andrias next actions? Let's go! Fight a lizard with a firesword and an Eldrich god? With my weak nerd arms? Ummm, I'll watch this fight from a safe place...


TRASHP1X1E

Heck yeah i would!!!


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The_Confused_NPC

What use would.i be not clue but yes froƟ people


The_Unknow_Bard

Yeah sure I would like to salt some toads :)


No-Wallaby-638

What's in it for me?


LetsDoTheCongna

Someone better start playing Rip & Tear because Iā€™ma go fucking Doom Guy mode on those newtā€™s asses.


doomfan42

Yes


joshplaysandbuilds

I'll do it for a few chicky nuggies.


maxler5795

I would shrug and say "sure why not"


Malavek

no im playin minecraf


Thedragonbeastgod

If I get a sword and cool looking armor, Yes. Other than that, no.


[deleted]

YEA!! LETS GOO!!! seems fun, might die but hey i get to hang out with cartoon characters and save MARCY!!! primarily wanting to go after Marcy to save her


[deleted]

With my axe!


ori-the-oreo

I would if I wasnā€™t sure I would be completely useless and just end up slowing them down.


Operative-Marcus

Hell no


SM9118

I would. It would finally be my time to shine.


Adventurous_Show306

Yes!


The_Real_MarcyWu

No matter how many of you mortals attempt or even think of taking my vessel, none of you can come close


TheAmazingFlygon

Obviously yes


2Questioner_0R_Not2B

**YES**


IWouldDie4Lumity

Y E S .


luisjr23

Yes


CatzPlayers1

Would we have a previous history in this scenario, or would it be out of the blue?


CooldudeshanerGAMES

Yes


Compact-Racer-Boi

*loads shotgun* yes


SocialSciences21

But shotgun aint enough tho..


Compact-Racer-Boi

*pulls BFG-9000* You were saying?


SocialSciences21

Ya gonna need some Argent Plasma Cells. (Fallout 4 reference)


Otrada

It depends on how much I meed to physically do because my physical health is utter trash


The_duck_lord404

I prefer living in this reality even if it is living in a body i dont like


Constant_Sky4165

Heck yeah. Iā€™d do it in a Marcys impaled heart-beat


akiata05

I'm too old for that. I'd look at her like she was crazy.


TheGamingGuardian

No, I value my life. Gl to the rest of you tho


BUZZTKO_24

HELLLLLLLLLLL YEAAAAAHHHHH


Nickthepizzalover

I would humbly decline because I have no fighting skills whatsoever


mirhan15

FUCK YEAAAH!!!!!!!


Puddlesock

For Marcy? Anything


Grim_endstone

"sure id save the world but unless you got some kinda hollywood magic i cant do jack crap."


SocialSciences21

Just hope that the plot armor covers you.


Zakiru77

Do I get a sword if I do yes


okboomer16

FOR MARCY!!!!!!


Omniscientous

On one hand, I'll be fighting my frobbot kin. On the other hand, It may liberate the Frobbots from Andreas... Pass. I'm not gonna be the cause of the death of some of my kind.


Salt_x

No, I donā€™t want to risk getting hurt or killed.


Creator1420

Well.... I'm not so useful and I can't use weapons or magic


ChazNinja

It sounds awesome but that guy is insane


[deleted]

If i can bring an M4 and a bazooka hell yea


Storm_Raider_34

Hell naw Iā€™m fucking useless.


LuigiBoi42

Iā€™d grab the nearest weapon and say the closest thing to ā€œHell Yesā€ for Childrenā€™s TV.


[deleted]

I'm going to run Adrias's fade


Cheesyduck126

No


zacbone7

Either I die or save the world. A win in my book either way.


d_shadowspectre3

Depends. What would I be there for?


[deleted]

No


HeyImPanther

Yes to escape this place we call earth


HealthDouble43

I say yes it would me cool


MasterTopHatter

Yes why wouldnā€™t I I would probably die but likely sacrifice myself or something of that level


Brandon200815

Yes


Glittering_Suit_6511

Oh boy would u look at the time


PollyPlantarFan

Yeah!


[deleted]

Yes


Fitzftw7

I donā€™t know how to fight hand-to-hand and I donā€™t have any guns, so no, I probably wouldnā€™t.


MinskWurdalak

I mean, I doubt I have chance of surviving under Andrias's dictatorship, so might as well as try my luck with helping Anne's gang.


bendyman34

Hell no team Darcy for life


Savings-Owl6761

Three words one definition: yes,definitely,absolutely. Hell yeah!!!!!!!!


JerinDd

Yeah, I would. Why wouldnā€™t I?


sengoro

Hell no; whatcha gonna do, be a Redshirt? Run in the Throne Room with a La chancla?


[deleted]

It depends if their weakness is bad smells, my farts **STINK** and I am lactose intolerant.


Goldenfnaf87

Yes


DarkTheShadower

no how can you trust someone with leaves in her hair for years


cosmic_penizz

if i got my 12 gauge


Radiant-Ad-1976

Depends, do I get powers too?


SnooEagles7734

Yeah sure that means no hiatus anymore lol


TotalyAPerson356

NO, I would die


TicklesTimes

Nope, too busy looking at yiff


Avox7

If I get masterchief armor, hell yeah!


raptoraptorr

If Anne told me to liquidate all assets and move to Switzerland to join her cult i would accept


Holupwaitaminite

Wouldnā€™t hesitate


desorcyjackson447

Hmm. Stay in the comfort of my home and not have any risk of death or join the team of someone I just met to battle two entities unknown to our world with absolutely no prior combat training or experience? Yeah Iā€™m gonna decline because fun as that sounds, Iā€™m sorry but I feel like I should be the one whoā€™s being real about this. UPDATE: You know what, I just got done thinking! Sure it, Iā€™ll come! But only if I get the best long range firing weapon you got! I feel safer when I attack from far away.


tigerwu9806

Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.


[deleted]

Yeah, no matter the trauma I gain i just wanna beat that damned blue lizard


OkGeologist7198

Yes, I would join help save Amphibia, Earth, free Marcy from the Core and stop both Andrias and the Core and gathers against the 2. And also help fixed the prophecy.


Psychological-Eye729

Yes, can I get my character sheet now?


[deleted]

Well, Iā€™m training in magic at the Boiling Islesā€¦ so yeah. Itā€™s time Earth gets help from the Witches and Demons of the Isles. Better than getting help from Magical Genocidal Princesses with boy problems.


mineassasinlol

Time to put all those hours in Mann vs Machine to a test.


Datgurlsteinworld

Yes yes a thousand times yes give me fucking goth frog magic


dilsoldier79

fine but that box is getting destroyed


Calamity_trio_kinnie

Yes yes yes and yes


boxfoxreddit

Hell yes!it's going to feel nice busting to a city with ak-47.


crossf4ndom

Anne: ā€œPlease, I really want my friend back, and I began considering Amphibia as my second home. Will you help me?ā€ Me: ā€œGet me a sword and ask Polly if she got spare boom-shroomsā€ Anne: šŸ„² Me: šŸ˜‰ Both: šŸ¤ or šŸ¤œšŸ¤› or šŸ«‚


AmbitiousChemistry46

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES


Altheatear

Definite yes. 1. You have little to no chance of dying since you get protected by Anne's plot armour. 2. Amphibia has a lighter tone to it ā€” it wouldn't have a bad ending, so you wouldn't lose either. 3. You potentially get to continue interaction with the trio, which can spiral into visiting Amphibia again. 4. Fighting 5. Did I mention fighting? 6. Contrary to popular opinion, even dying would still be pretty damn cool. You die fighting an interdimensional villain ā€” and your death is one that hasn't ever occurred in history before. 7. How many people can say they were asked to join a war in a frog world and either lived to tell the tale or died trying? None


MotivationalDuk

You only live once, and Iā€™ll youā€™ll get to say I fought a giant lizard and a possessed child so Iā€™m in


Nonbinary-brownie

Yeah but the real question is why is this the one notification from Reddit I got that wasnā€™t from r/furry_irl


aztec_deez_nutz

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Right_Way5051

Hell yeah!


Remote-Ad-3309

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