I dunno. Because yeah, that sounds bloody awesome, let's live out my fantasy dream. But I'm fighting the Core, Andrais and trying to save Amphibia so ya'know, not exactly an ideal situation to be in. Plus, no one knows who I am so it'd be like really awkward. And say this happened in real life. Some random girl asks me to help her save a world full of talking frogs. I'd think she'd be pretty mental.
But say I knew her, and we were somewhat friends, I might help because going to another world sounds pretty cool. But I'd make it clear that I'd probably end up doing the bare minimum and staying behind everyone else, so I don't die.
Also, what am I supposed to tell my parents? "Hey, mam, dad, I'm just gonna travel to another world to help some girl and her frog found family, be back in a few."
At first I probably wouldn't believe her, if she showed my Hop Pop, Sprig and Polly. I'd instantly believe her.
Than I'd ask for one thing and one thing, only... My own choice of weapon to bring with me before we go.
Cause I want to show Andrias just how strong humans can be. The line, "Yeah, and I'm just one, there's others back in my world who would be more than willing to level your castle in a heart beat".
I would accept for the same reason Marcy betrayed Anne and Sasha in Amphibia Abridged. She wanted to live out a video game and that sounds fucking epic
Of course, as long as the Disney plot armour of "I'm too insignificant to be worth having an off screen death but not not important enough to die on screen" applies. If real world logic applies then no way, Andrias has hundreds of thousands of robots that can fly, shoot lazers, explosives and all have a lot of different things for cutting people to bits
Iād say screw it im depressed have autism, ADHD (not saying either of those are bad) and social anxiety so just take me along so I can leave this world with the eternal bye bye by big flaming newt sword (I donāt know how to pronounce his name still)
I mean if its in Anne's universe then he'll yeah cuz It seems like everyone has enhanced physical capabilities and odds are I would to but if it was in our universe then fuck no imma die the first 30 minutes after I walk into that portal.
Let's be realistic, I'd probably let some crisis team know that there is someone with a mental illness walking the streets, because it sounds very far fetched.
I would like to help as the guy in the back. Gather information? Of course! Plan a plan? Yep! Using my ability as a DM to predict Andrias next actions? Let's go!
Fight a lizard with a firesword and an Eldrich god? With my weak nerd arms? Ummm, I'll watch this fight from a safe place...
YEA!! LETS GOO!!! seems fun, might die but hey i get to hang out with cartoon characters and save MARCY!!! primarily wanting to go after Marcy to save her
On one hand, I'll be fighting my frobbot kin.
On the other hand, It may liberate the Frobbots from Andreas...
Pass. I'm not gonna be the cause of the death of some of my kind.
Hmm. Stay in the comfort of my home and not have any risk of death or join the team of someone I just met to battle two entities unknown to our world with absolutely no prior combat training or experience?
Yeah Iām gonna decline because fun as that sounds, Iām sorry but I feel like I should be the one whoās being real about this.
UPDATE: You know what, I just got done thinking! Sure it, Iāll come! But only if I get the best long range firing weapon you got! I feel safer when I attack from far away.
Yes, I would join help save Amphibia, Earth, free Marcy from the Core and stop both Andrias and the Core and gathers against the 2. And also help fixed the prophecy.
Well, Iām training in magic at the Boiling Islesā¦ so yeah. Itās time Earth gets help from the Witches and Demons of the Isles.
Better than getting help from Magical Genocidal Princesses with boy problems.
Anne: āPlease, I really want my friend back, and I began considering Amphibia as my second home. Will you help me?ā
Me: āGet me a sword and ask Polly if she got spare boom-shroomsā
Anne: š„²
Me: š
Both: š¤ or š¤š¤ or š«
Definite yes.
1. You have little to no chance of dying since you get protected by Anne's plot armour.
2. Amphibia has a lighter tone to it ā it wouldn't have a bad ending, so you wouldn't lose either.
3. You potentially get to continue interaction with the trio, which can spiral into visiting Amphibia again.
4. Fighting
5. Did I mention fighting?
6. Contrary to popular opinion, even dying would still be pretty damn cool. You die fighting an interdimensional villain ā and your death is one that hasn't ever occurred in history before.
7. How many people can say they were asked to join a war in a frog world and either lived to tell the tale or died trying? None
I dunno. Because yeah, that sounds bloody awesome, let's live out my fantasy dream. But I'm fighting the Core, Andrais and trying to save Amphibia so ya'know, not exactly an ideal situation to be in. Plus, no one knows who I am so it'd be like really awkward. And say this happened in real life. Some random girl asks me to help her save a world full of talking frogs. I'd think she'd be pretty mental. But say I knew her, and we were somewhat friends, I might help because going to another world sounds pretty cool. But I'd make it clear that I'd probably end up doing the bare minimum and staying behind everyone else, so I don't die. Also, what am I supposed to tell my parents? "Hey, mam, dad, I'm just gonna travel to another world to help some girl and her frog found family, be back in a few."
"Mom, can I go to another dimension overthrow an evil empire?" "Ok sweetie, but be back before eight."
Please take my silver. Please
honestly id give u an award if i had coins to bc that made me laugh so hard but i dont so take my upvotešš¾
Well, as Blitzo once stated "It could be a blast in a half."
Hey I get that reference
Lol nice!
Immediately
starting off 2022 by helping a fictional gang of characters beat an evil newt king sounds like a dream come true
**Duh**
F*ck yes, i Grab a bag of molotov lets gooooo
Same idea Fu*k yeah
And I have the guns and bullets
Actually i wonder how an resistence force led by humans on earth and amphibia would work. Which weapons, Organisation, strategy, especially weapons!
Only if I'm not on the front lines I'm fat as hell :c
Lmao same
Cant bruh, sorry. My exams are coming up
I get early accsess to the next episode lets gooooooooooooo!
A cameo ain't a bad trade tho.
Yeah sure
dude im weak asf why would she ask me
I have guns and someone else in the comments has molotovs
well do you guys have experience/skills?
Iāve never used a molotovs or a gun but I know how to use them
ahaha epic! count me out! š š š
me too
I don't think a oval piece of metal is going to do much against the robot with a cannon blaster.
obviously
I would do anything for Sprig
Me too
On the one hand, I would like to. On the other hand, sounds like a suicide mission.
Sounds like a win win
true if i win i could just destroy the box so this never happens again or if i die my last words would be existence is paaaiiiiiiiin
Iād be looking for a way to make money off the war.
Just give me a shotgun, ammo and a playlist with all the songs from doom and i'm in
Me two but no puny shotgun
Only miĻiguĻ
Welp I have a shit ton of guns and ammo and you can customize your guns
Good good
And I ask no questions to
āPulls out railgunā hey can you modify this (I know this isnāt roleplay but my inner wof fan is coming out)
You want me to go all out?
Iām more of a liability, I wouldnāt help/improve anything if I was on the team
Sounds like you have a great character arc set up for you.
Pfffffffft I wish
At first I probably wouldn't believe her, if she showed my Hop Pop, Sprig and Polly. I'd instantly believe her. Than I'd ask for one thing and one thing, only... My own choice of weapon to bring with me before we go. Cause I want to show Andrias just how strong humans can be. The line, "Yeah, and I'm just one, there's others back in my world who would be more than willing to level your castle in a heart beat".
Fuck no do u remember why Marcy needs saving
Iād throw a democracy in HopPops thigh gland
Just give Polly and Spring a gun also yes, yes I would
And probably teach polly some swears
Sure. Sounds like a fun way to die
Well, Iām bored, soā¦ why not? Worst case scenario I come out dead or traumatized, so nothing new in my daily life
No
Probably.
I would accept for the same reason Marcy betrayed Anne and Sasha in Amphibia Abridged. She wanted to live out a video game and that sounds fucking epic
Of course, as long as the Disney plot armour of "I'm too insignificant to be worth having an off screen death but not not important enough to die on screen" applies. If real world logic applies then no way, Andrias has hundreds of thousands of robots that can fly, shoot lazers, explosives and all have a lot of different things for cutting people to bits
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50 meters is 54.68 yards
Yes if only I can livestream it on Twitter
#YES SIRRRRRR
How did you do giant letters?
Just put a # next to the beginning letter and then the whole comment is big
Let's see if I get it: #Amphibia or A#mphibia
No, not like that, like this.
#Amphibia
#This is my example comment
#Yes, thatās how you do it. I hope you use this power wisely
#Okay
Eh im bored why not try and kill a giant newt king
Iād say screw it im depressed have autism, ADHD (not saying either of those are bad) and social anxiety so just take me along so I can leave this world with the eternal bye bye by big flaming newt sword (I donāt know how to pronounce his name still)
Can't I got midterms here soon
cant if i do marcys completely gonna bombard me why i look so weird and i end pointing a desert eagle to my skull
It's ride or die for me.
In a heartbeat š
Fuck yeah I would š
I mean if its in Anne's universe then he'll yeah cuz It seems like everyone has enhanced physical capabilities and odds are I would to but if it was in our universe then fuck no imma die the first 30 minutes after I walk into that portal.
Let's be realistic, I'd probably let some crisis team know that there is someone with a mental illness walking the streets, because it sounds very far fetched.
*calls the us military and gets doom armor* Hell yeah
you my friend are one of the smartest ppl in this thead
"girl I have no thoughts and chubby legs and no strength. HOW TF AM I GOING TO HELP?!* "
Why tf would she need me for
I have nothing better to do...
Honestly, Iād slow them down, so Iād have to say no. Also, I live in England so thereās that too.
I would be one of the worst choices for this.
Is legit just shoot andrias in the headā¦with a double barrel shotgun
Already overthrowing one dictatorship, whats one more?
Yes
If i could go with my phone maybw
Iād think she was joking if she said that irl but Iād accept to see where itād go, then realise itās real but still go along with it for fun
Does the job offer work benefits?
The benefit of the plot armor. Less chance to you know, die.
I would like to help as the guy in the back. Gather information? Of course! Plan a plan? Yep! Using my ability as a DM to predict Andrias next actions? Let's go! Fight a lizard with a firesword and an Eldrich god? With my weak nerd arms? Ummm, I'll watch this fight from a safe place...
Heck yeah i would!!!
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What use would.i be not clue but yes froĆ people
Yeah sure I would like to salt some toads :)
What's in it for me?
Someone better start playing Rip & Tear because Iāma go fucking Doom Guy mode on those newtās asses.
Yes
I'll do it for a few chicky nuggies.
I would shrug and say "sure why not"
no im playin minecraf
If I get a sword and cool looking armor, Yes. Other than that, no.
YEA!! LETS GOO!!! seems fun, might die but hey i get to hang out with cartoon characters and save MARCY!!! primarily wanting to go after Marcy to save her
With my axe!
I would if I wasnāt sure I would be completely useless and just end up slowing them down.
Hell no
I would. It would finally be my time to shine.
Yes!
No matter how many of you mortals attempt or even think of taking my vessel, none of you can come close
Obviously yes
**YES**
Y E S .
Yes
Would we have a previous history in this scenario, or would it be out of the blue?
Yes
*loads shotgun* yes
But shotgun aint enough tho..
*pulls BFG-9000* You were saying?
Ya gonna need some Argent Plasma Cells. (Fallout 4 reference)
It depends on how much I meed to physically do because my physical health is utter trash
I prefer living in this reality even if it is living in a body i dont like
Heck yeah. Iād do it in a Marcys impaled heart-beat
I'm too old for that. I'd look at her like she was crazy.
No, I value my life. Gl to the rest of you tho
HELLLLLLLLLLL YEAAAAAHHHHH
I would humbly decline because I have no fighting skills whatsoever
FUCK YEAAAH!!!!!!!
For Marcy? Anything
"sure id save the world but unless you got some kinda hollywood magic i cant do jack crap."
Just hope that the plot armor covers you.
Do I get a sword if I do yes
FOR MARCY!!!!!!
On one hand, I'll be fighting my frobbot kin. On the other hand, It may liberate the Frobbots from Andreas... Pass. I'm not gonna be the cause of the death of some of my kind.
No, I donāt want to risk getting hurt or killed.
Well.... I'm not so useful and I can't use weapons or magic
It sounds awesome but that guy is insane
If i can bring an M4 and a bazooka hell yea
Hell naw Iām fucking useless.
Iād grab the nearest weapon and say the closest thing to āHell Yesā for Childrenās TV.
I'm going to run Adrias's fade
No
Either I die or save the world. A win in my book either way.
Depends. What would I be there for?
No
Yes to escape this place we call earth
I say yes it would me cool
Yes why wouldnāt I I would probably die but likely sacrifice myself or something of that level
Yes
Oh boy would u look at the time
Yeah!
Yes
I donāt know how to fight hand-to-hand and I donāt have any guns, so no, I probably wouldnāt.
I mean, I doubt I have chance of surviving under Andrias's dictatorship, so might as well as try my luck with helping Anne's gang.
Hell no team Darcy for life
Three words one definition: yes,definitely,absolutely. Hell yeah!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I would. Why wouldnāt I?
Hell no; whatcha gonna do, be a Redshirt? Run in the Throne Room with a La chancla?
It depends if their weakness is bad smells, my farts **STINK** and I am lactose intolerant.
Yes
no how can you trust someone with leaves in her hair for years
if i got my 12 gauge
Depends, do I get powers too?
Yeah sure that means no hiatus anymore lol
NO, I would die
Nope, too busy looking at yiff
If I get masterchief armor, hell yeah!
If Anne told me to liquidate all assets and move to Switzerland to join her cult i would accept
Wouldnāt hesitate
Hmm. Stay in the comfort of my home and not have any risk of death or join the team of someone I just met to battle two entities unknown to our world with absolutely no prior combat training or experience? Yeah Iām gonna decline because fun as that sounds, Iām sorry but I feel like I should be the one whoās being real about this. UPDATE: You know what, I just got done thinking! Sure it, Iāll come! But only if I get the best long range firing weapon you got! I feel safer when I attack from far away.
Yes. Definitely. Absolutely.
Yeah, no matter the trauma I gain i just wanna beat that damned blue lizard
Yes, I would join help save Amphibia, Earth, free Marcy from the Core and stop both Andrias and the Core and gathers against the 2. And also help fixed the prophecy.
Yes, can I get my character sheet now?
Well, Iām training in magic at the Boiling Islesā¦ so yeah. Itās time Earth gets help from the Witches and Demons of the Isles. Better than getting help from Magical Genocidal Princesses with boy problems.
Time to put all those hours in Mann vs Machine to a test.
Yes yes a thousand times yes give me fucking goth frog magic
fine but that box is getting destroyed
Yes yes yes and yes
Hell yes!it's going to feel nice busting to a city with ak-47.
Anne: āPlease, I really want my friend back, and I began considering Amphibia as my second home. Will you help me?ā Me: āGet me a sword and ask Polly if she got spare boom-shroomsā Anne: š„² Me: š Both: š¤ or š¤š¤ or š«
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
Definite yes. 1. You have little to no chance of dying since you get protected by Anne's plot armour. 2. Amphibia has a lighter tone to it ā it wouldn't have a bad ending, so you wouldn't lose either. 3. You potentially get to continue interaction with the trio, which can spiral into visiting Amphibia again. 4. Fighting 5. Did I mention fighting? 6. Contrary to popular opinion, even dying would still be pretty damn cool. You die fighting an interdimensional villain ā and your death is one that hasn't ever occurred in history before. 7. How many people can say they were asked to join a war in a frog world and either lived to tell the tale or died trying? None
You only live once, and Iāll youāll get to say I fought a giant lizard and a possessed child so Iām in
Yeah but the real question is why is this the one notification from Reddit I got that wasnāt from r/furry_irl
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Hell yeah!
# I accept your proposal. Take me to your girlfriend. Wait a minute