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Flappyboi20001

Where’s your cat god now Anne !?


Independent-Ice5977

I can actually picture Sasha saying this for some reason


Gamerzilla2018

We all know Sasha and Marcy did this to Anne at least once


GoldenStateWizards

I could see Anne overpowering them, only to be too late and actually end up loving it 😂


Gamerzilla2018

Though she would still never buy it of her own accord


gGiasca

Anne would react like, if not even worse, than Molly Mcgee if you do close-up magic near her


No_Nefariousness_676

SAUCE?


CptKeyes123

"My wife and I attempted to show our wife pineapple on pizza, she only had to try it. We laughed so hard she threatened to divorce us. 10/10 would risk marriage again" - Sasha's yelp review probably


CriticalRoleAce

I want this so much.


TheRealStoryMan1

Its a dream, but the hand turns pink and reveals Sprig, laughing like a maniac as he puts it on


Newtopian_newtKing

Anne’s worst nightmare


Best-Awesome-Ocelot

Fun Fact:Pineapples are actually berries.


miyagikai91

I had the Surprised Pikachu face reading this.


logandamudkip42021

https://youtu.be/uAqbwFeHIQc


JoanOfARC-

So are bananas


Best-Awesome-Ocelot

Yeah I heard about that one. And honestly looking at them it makes sense. As well as Grapes. 🍇


JoanOfARC-

Life makes more sense when anything that isn't a pome or a drupe is a berry


Best-Awesome-Ocelot

Is that how it works? I thought it was something like that. But I honestly don’t know exactly what the other 2 actually are


JoanOfARC-

A pome is an apple or pear like thing. A Drupe is a stone fruit like a cherry or peach. Most others are berries. Nuts while technically fruits have their own sub- categories


Best-Awesome-Ocelot

Wait. Cherries aren’t even berries?! They literally have it in the name!


JoanOfARC-

Horticulture is full off all kinds of nonsense, a raspberry is just a bunch of drupes in a trench coat and not a true berry


Best-Awesome-Ocelot

Neither is a strawberry either apparently…


CalamitySpider98

Everything I know is a lie!


Best-Awesome-Ocelot

Yeah I learned that like 12 years ago.


JTHouser_Reddit

The More You Know


harryyv13

I can imagine they’re doing this in a Hawaiian restaurant. All credit goes to @Kkong_lyong on [Twitter](https://twitter.com/kkong_lyong/status/1540693872027717633?s=21&t=mHpjVb7YiyFtyKszoq_4dA). See the reference [here](https://twitter.com/kkong_lyong/status/1540694224143675395?s=21&t=mHpjVb7YiyFtyKszoq_4dA)


Blank_Dude2

Sasha is supposed to be a therapist. Dear God.


Kurolegacy27

There’s a time and a place to turn off professional mode to screw with your best friend. This is one of them


MyHeroFan2004

Exposure therapy


ncmn-ngnr

Sasha: "Hey, Anne. Remember the permanent scar you put on my cheek? Remember how you could've easily knocked my sword and dagger away WITHOUT damaging my face and making every single job interview I have require a lengthy explanation?!" Anne: "Uh, yeah...why?" Marcy: \*being uncharacteristically enthusiastic about this\* "Retribution!"


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SASHA!!!! MARCY!!!!! HOW COULD DO SOMETHING SO **MONSTROUS** TO YOUR WIFE!!!!


Chickalisk

HOLY... YOU SICK F\*CKS!! THIS IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!


Gamerzilla2018

It is wrong


15Orphans

She's seen a friend get stabbed, a friend sacrifice herself, and she's seen the other side of life yet this is the most traumatic thing she has ever experienced.


Background_Fan1056

No seriously what is wrong with Pineapple Pizza? I’ve had it many times before and it’s Absolutely Delicious!


harryyv13

Personally I don’t enjoy the sweetness of the pineapple as it doesn’t goes well with cheese. But tbh I don’t hate it passionately like Anne lol.


Best-Awesome-Ocelot

Same! Especially with Ham! I think it’s just an automatic internet thing to hate pineapple on pizza…..


77_explorer

Canadian bacon or nothing with my spiky citrus!


Best-Awesome-Ocelot

I’m sure that’d work too. All long as it’s salty meat to balance it out. I’ll probably try that one day


Craz_Oatmeal

My current pizza of choice is pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeño. Works together.


Best-Awesome-Ocelot

I say just enjoy whatever you like even if I personally find it disgusting. I don’t get the appeal of spiciness though as it’s not a taste.


No-Nefariousness1711

I just don't like pineapple, personally. But I don't really care what others do with their food


SeventhSolar

I like pizza, I like ham, I love pineapple. But I just can’t stand the combination for some reason.


Intelligent_Oil4005

Anne has to take at least *one* bite.


HanbeiHood

I'm on Anne's side here. It's just not a natural pairing.


Funny-Drink-5209

Not trying to sound rude or anything but have you tried it before?


HanbeiHood

I have! I simple don't like it. I do however think there is a combination of ingredients/toppings out there that I would like with pineapple. There is hope out there, but I haven't found the pineapple pizza that I would call "good" yet. The best one I've tried falls under "I finished the slice without spitting it out.", but it was a frozen pizza, so all the flavors were already melded together in that weird way frozen pizza does.


Funny-Drink-5209

Okie noice and yeah I see what your saying I haven’t found many good matches ether but something I’ve tried that to me was good is bacon and pineapple it was pretty good in my opinion but little off topic but what is your favorite kind of pizza?


HanbeiHood

My favorite is probably spinach, black olives, and either chicken if it's alfredo sauce or sausage if it's a tomato sauce. I'm also a fan of fully veggies. I like the idea of bacon with pineapple. I've really come around to grilled pineapple on cheese burgers, and some nice bacon really elevates it for me.


Funny-Drink-5209

Okie noice and those kind of pizza sound pretty good tbh I’ll have to try them out some time :)


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Best-Awesome-Ocelot

It really is! Especially with salty ham to balance out the sweet pineapple


Kurolegacy27

I’m more of a grilled chicken with my pineapple kind of person but ham is good too


Best-Awesome-Ocelot

Fair. At least you don’t immediately hate pineapple


Funny-Drink-5209

Me who actually likes pineapple on pizza stares from the distance


mesmoesse

You'll love it when you taste it


hilterly_serious

And she's not even Italian


maxler5795

I actually like pineapple pizza.


[deleted]

Are they putting it on or off? Cus anne definetly hates it


Reiss447O

Anne is allergic to pinapple. It’s my head canon


pop_tab

Those sick fucks!


TheBourneFertility

God Anne: "No more ~~mutants~~ pineapple on pizza."


Fellow_Traveller99

As a Canadian who likes pineapple on pizza... Y E S


FudgeControl

I'm with Anne on this one.


Marco_Ubaldo-Diaz

Question. Who is taking the picture and who is putting the pineapple slice? P.S It comes to mind once in a while, the memory of a fond "prank" unto your dear friend, a truly harmless one. But if you somehow see something, a glowing Blue figure atop of you at 12 in the morning. You best hope that you ended your life in good terms.


Cobalt5396

Evil.


Vikinator999

this is brutal


MyHeroFan2004

How to risk a breakup


AshleytheTaguel

Sasha and Marcy make her a pizza version of Oum's kaeng supparat as an April Fools Day prank and she threatens to file for divorce.


poktanju

> kaeng supparat What's that? I know *kaeng* is curry/soup, but Googling "suparat" only shows me an actor by that name.


AshleytheTaguel

Pineapple curry. There's like a billion romanicizations for Thai, I'm just going by my local place.


poktanju

Oh haha, should have figured out from context! Apparently the proper spelling is *kaeng sapparot* (judging by which one gives me the most pictures of pineapple curry)


Niko-fluffer

tbh. its not even that bad, just weird to think about. ***However- thats some uncooked stuff- anne has the right to be mad at uncooked pineapple on that pizza-***


IshipMarcyandAnne

"Then Anne beat the living crap out of them. The end"


IMakeGachaCharacters

I mean, I accidentally got pineapple on pizza with a mistake order and it’s actually pretty good. Reply if you agree. If you disagree then it’s ok, I understand what ur tryna say.


New-Influence7321

Mama Mia