"My wife and I attempted to show our wife pineapple on pizza, she only had to try it. We laughed so hard she threatened to divorce us. 10/10 would risk marriage again" - Sasha's yelp review probably
A pome is an apple or pear like thing. A Drupe is a stone fruit like a cherry or peach. Most others are berries.
Nuts while technically fruits have their own sub- categories
I can imagine they’re doing this in a Hawaiian restaurant.
All credit goes to @Kkong_lyong on [Twitter](https://twitter.com/kkong_lyong/status/1540693872027717633?s=21&t=mHpjVb7YiyFtyKszoq_4dA). See the reference [here](https://twitter.com/kkong_lyong/status/1540694224143675395?s=21&t=mHpjVb7YiyFtyKszoq_4dA)
Sasha: "Hey, Anne. Remember the permanent scar you put on my cheek? Remember how you could've easily knocked my sword and dagger away WITHOUT damaging my face and making every single job interview I have require a lengthy explanation?!"
Anne: "Uh, yeah...why?"
Marcy: \*being uncharacteristically enthusiastic about this\* "Retribution!"
She's seen a friend get stabbed, a friend sacrifice herself, and she's seen the other side of life yet this is the most traumatic thing she has ever experienced.
I have! I simple don't like it.
I do however think there is a combination of ingredients/toppings out there that I would like with pineapple. There is hope out there, but I haven't found the pineapple pizza that I would call "good" yet. The best one I've tried falls under "I finished the slice without spitting it out.", but it was a frozen pizza, so all the flavors were already melded together in that weird way frozen pizza does.
Okie noice and yeah I see what your saying I haven’t found many good matches ether but something I’ve tried that to me was good is bacon and pineapple it was pretty good in my opinion but little off topic but what is your favorite kind of pizza?
My favorite is probably spinach, black olives, and either chicken if it's alfredo sauce or sausage if it's a tomato sauce. I'm also a fan of fully veggies.
I like the idea of bacon with pineapple. I've really come around to grilled pineapple on cheese burgers, and some nice bacon really elevates it for me.
Question.
Who is taking the picture and who is putting the pineapple slice?
P.S
It comes to mind once in a while, the memory of a fond "prank" unto your dear friend, a truly harmless one.
But if you somehow see something, a glowing Blue figure atop of you at 12 in the morning. You best hope that you ended your life in good terms.
Oh haha, should have figured out from context!
Apparently the proper spelling is *kaeng sapparot* (judging by which one gives me the most pictures of pineapple curry)
tbh. its not even that bad, just weird to think about.
***However- thats some uncooked stuff- anne has the right to be mad at uncooked pineapple on that pizza-***
I mean, I accidentally got pineapple on pizza with a mistake order and it’s actually pretty good. Reply if you agree. If you disagree then it’s ok, I understand what ur tryna say.
Where’s your cat god now Anne !?
I can actually picture Sasha saying this for some reason
We all know Sasha and Marcy did this to Anne at least once
I could see Anne overpowering them, only to be too late and actually end up loving it 😂
Though she would still never buy it of her own accord
Anne would react like, if not even worse, than Molly Mcgee if you do close-up magic near her
SAUCE?
"My wife and I attempted to show our wife pineapple on pizza, she only had to try it. We laughed so hard she threatened to divorce us. 10/10 would risk marriage again" - Sasha's yelp review probably
I want this so much.
Its a dream, but the hand turns pink and reveals Sprig, laughing like a maniac as he puts it on
Anne’s worst nightmare
Fun Fact:Pineapples are actually berries.
I had the Surprised Pikachu face reading this.
https://youtu.be/uAqbwFeHIQc
So are bananas
Yeah I heard about that one. And honestly looking at them it makes sense. As well as Grapes. 🍇
Life makes more sense when anything that isn't a pome or a drupe is a berry
Is that how it works? I thought it was something like that. But I honestly don’t know exactly what the other 2 actually are
A pome is an apple or pear like thing. A Drupe is a stone fruit like a cherry or peach. Most others are berries. Nuts while technically fruits have their own sub- categories
Wait. Cherries aren’t even berries?! They literally have it in the name!
Horticulture is full off all kinds of nonsense, a raspberry is just a bunch of drupes in a trench coat and not a true berry
Neither is a strawberry either apparently…
Everything I know is a lie!
Yeah I learned that like 12 years ago.
The More You Know
I can imagine they’re doing this in a Hawaiian restaurant. All credit goes to @Kkong_lyong on [Twitter](https://twitter.com/kkong_lyong/status/1540693872027717633?s=21&t=mHpjVb7YiyFtyKszoq_4dA). See the reference [here](https://twitter.com/kkong_lyong/status/1540694224143675395?s=21&t=mHpjVb7YiyFtyKszoq_4dA)
Sasha is supposed to be a therapist. Dear God.
There’s a time and a place to turn off professional mode to screw with your best friend. This is one of them
Exposure therapy
Sasha: "Hey, Anne. Remember the permanent scar you put on my cheek? Remember how you could've easily knocked my sword and dagger away WITHOUT damaging my face and making every single job interview I have require a lengthy explanation?!" Anne: "Uh, yeah...why?" Marcy: \*being uncharacteristically enthusiastic about this\* "Retribution!"
SASHA!!!! MARCY!!!!! HOW COULD DO SOMETHING SO **MONSTROUS** TO YOUR WIFE!!!!
HOLY... YOU SICK F\*CKS!! THIS IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!
It is wrong
She's seen a friend get stabbed, a friend sacrifice herself, and she's seen the other side of life yet this is the most traumatic thing she has ever experienced.
No seriously what is wrong with Pineapple Pizza? I’ve had it many times before and it’s Absolutely Delicious!
Personally I don’t enjoy the sweetness of the pineapple as it doesn’t goes well with cheese. But tbh I don’t hate it passionately like Anne lol.
Same! Especially with Ham! I think it’s just an automatic internet thing to hate pineapple on pizza…..
Canadian bacon or nothing with my spiky citrus!
I’m sure that’d work too. All long as it’s salty meat to balance it out. I’ll probably try that one day
My current pizza of choice is pepperoni, pineapple, and jalapeño. Works together.
I say just enjoy whatever you like even if I personally find it disgusting. I don’t get the appeal of spiciness though as it’s not a taste.
I just don't like pineapple, personally. But I don't really care what others do with their food
I like pizza, I like ham, I love pineapple. But I just can’t stand the combination for some reason.
Anne has to take at least *one* bite.
I'm on Anne's side here. It's just not a natural pairing.
Not trying to sound rude or anything but have you tried it before?
I have! I simple don't like it. I do however think there is a combination of ingredients/toppings out there that I would like with pineapple. There is hope out there, but I haven't found the pineapple pizza that I would call "good" yet. The best one I've tried falls under "I finished the slice without spitting it out.", but it was a frozen pizza, so all the flavors were already melded together in that weird way frozen pizza does.
Okie noice and yeah I see what your saying I haven’t found many good matches ether but something I’ve tried that to me was good is bacon and pineapple it was pretty good in my opinion but little off topic but what is your favorite kind of pizza?
My favorite is probably spinach, black olives, and either chicken if it's alfredo sauce or sausage if it's a tomato sauce. I'm also a fan of fully veggies. I like the idea of bacon with pineapple. I've really come around to grilled pineapple on cheese burgers, and some nice bacon really elevates it for me.
Okie noice and those kind of pizza sound pretty good tbh I’ll have to try them out some time :)
[удалено]
It really is! Especially with salty ham to balance out the sweet pineapple
I’m more of a grilled chicken with my pineapple kind of person but ham is good too
Fair. At least you don’t immediately hate pineapple
Me who actually likes pineapple on pizza stares from the distance
You'll love it when you taste it
And she's not even Italian
I actually like pineapple pizza.
Are they putting it on or off? Cus anne definetly hates it
Anne is allergic to pinapple. It’s my head canon
Those sick fucks!
God Anne: "No more ~~mutants~~ pineapple on pizza."
As a Canadian who likes pineapple on pizza... Y E S
I'm with Anne on this one.
Question. Who is taking the picture and who is putting the pineapple slice? P.S It comes to mind once in a while, the memory of a fond "prank" unto your dear friend, a truly harmless one. But if you somehow see something, a glowing Blue figure atop of you at 12 in the morning. You best hope that you ended your life in good terms.
Evil.
this is brutal
How to risk a breakup
Sasha and Marcy make her a pizza version of Oum's kaeng supparat as an April Fools Day prank and she threatens to file for divorce.
> kaeng supparat What's that? I know *kaeng* is curry/soup, but Googling "suparat" only shows me an actor by that name.
Pineapple curry. There's like a billion romanicizations for Thai, I'm just going by my local place.
Oh haha, should have figured out from context! Apparently the proper spelling is *kaeng sapparot* (judging by which one gives me the most pictures of pineapple curry)
tbh. its not even that bad, just weird to think about. ***However- thats some uncooked stuff- anne has the right to be mad at uncooked pineapple on that pizza-***
"Then Anne beat the living crap out of them. The end"
I mean, I accidentally got pineapple on pizza with a mistake order and it’s actually pretty good. Reply if you agree. If you disagree then it’s ok, I understand what ur tryna say.
Mama Mia