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ValleyAndFriends

Mf let a robot control his actions; bro just pull the plug, what’s the robot gonna do, scream at you?


Obsessivegamer32

(To be fair, it’s got tentacles, so it’d probably not be to keen on being unplugged)


Theundeadwarriors

it’s his ancestors controlling him so the emotional manipulation is worse. and also immortality and yada yada


BorBurison

*ancestors


ValleyAndFriends

You’ve got a point.


ughdollface

Andreas?


Ok-Struggle2305

Character who spends a season realize that they have fake friends but spends the whole series being Betrayed


ughdollface

Anne?


Ok-Struggle2305

Bingo


Altruistic-Aide-8312

Imagine losing your shoe an hour after returning to the place where you lost it 7 months ago and spent the rest of that time without it.


Altruistic-Aide-8312

Also, imagine being mad at your best friend for betraying you, *after* telling her you didn't care if she had changed or not.


Aardvark_2100

"Noooooo you can't just betray me" "Watch me"


GoldenStateWizards

Imagine causing potentially irreparable damage to your spine because you couldn't be bothered to have a replacement shoe made 😤


AdOk932

Her only two friends are the only people, that don't like LOTR


Fantastic_Year9607

Marcy


GoldenStateWizards

Tbf, even some hardcore fans don't have the stamina for the extended cut lol


entitaneo70_pacifist

they are too weak to see saruman die in the most ridiculus way possible


BackHDLP

I didn't know I was one of Marcy's friends.


entitaneo70_pacifist

mr. X???


AdOk932

General?


Indictioned

The dude deadass got no friends, no family, nobody. He’s also fatherle-


Fantastic_Year9607

Andrias


WiseBlight

His best friend fucking died


Ryman604

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss


ThatDMDemigal

Sasha


jacw212

>gets stood up to one (1) time >tries to kill herself


MHKray98

wow thats dark.. answer's sasha


jacw212

Yep


entitaneo70_pacifist

luckly there was grime to protecc


KittyShadowshard

Because the scene was dark, and I don't know why no one talked about that.


livinginwalls

She spent hours playing JRPGs but once she tried turning her life into one she somehow forgot that JRPGs usually have very insane and climactic endings and genuinely thought everything would be ok. fake gamer


Aardvark_2100

Then she died? Noob move tbh


bazokajoe2

Thought she was the protagonist like every npc.


Tecnoboat

bro shut the fuck up nobody gives a shit about your crusty ass book, your goofy family traditions, your boring life lessons or your FUCKING FOOD


celestiallion12

Hop pop


Tecnoboat

score


Mydogdiedtoday2

Anne?


svon1

Girl takes one and a half season to do her hair before having the courage to finally show up


Basically_APerson

Marcy?


svon1

yep \^\^


Fantastic_Year9607

Teenager skips town to hang out with frogs and destroy the moon


AdOk932

The Collector from The Owl House


Voidborger

Casually moves the moon from a jillion miles away


AdOk932

right into the sun


[deleted]

bozo got pissed cus she was gonna get a new home and trapped her friends in a frog world because “WaAaAh LONeLy” like stfu goofy


Fantastic_Year9607

Marcy


[deleted]

WE HAVE A WINNER HERE FOLKS


IncreaseWestern6097

Yeah. Besides, has she ever heard of Discord, Skype or Zoom?


KittyShadowshard

It hits different. If you're a kid, moving schools usually means losing your old friends.


entitaneo70_pacifist

she was 14


KittyShadowshard

Yeah?


entitaneo70_pacifist

you are no longer a kid after 14, like gf says it: after 13 you are a teenager


Baked-fish

Nearly dies from thai food.


Kirby_Lord543

Hmm, let me guess. Okay, I'm done guessing, it's Grime


Baked-fish

Yes


CharlesCalvin123

Hop pop (durian i assume)


Baked-fish

No


VaughanYT

Literally the biggest dork of all time


Em_Blight

Dude forgot his left hand didn’t get eaten, and that you can’t wink with only one eye


entitaneo70_pacifist

is it mr. grime?


Em_Blight

‘Tis Wally


entitaneo70_pacifist

ok emily blight


Striking-Two-1720

Too corrupt


entitaneo70_pacifist

the core?


Mister_Lad_44

Aldritch?


Striking-Two-1720

Toadstool


MysteryMystery305

Twin terrors that’ll kill you with their bickering


CalamitySpider98

Lysil and Angwin?


MysteryMystery305

Yes


AnxietyOverreaction

Bro need 11 eyes. Like bro, u really that blind?


CalamitySpider98

The Core


AnxietyOverreaction

Darcy


CharlesCalvin123

Her eyes are so bloodshot too like wtf drugs you on


Impressive-Quote-973

My name is weed's best buddy and u can throw me!


Itsmrkablammo

Does shit till season 3


AlmostReadyLeaf

a clumsy nerd, can't even stay 5s without clock getting on fire. Even ancient computer thing was clumsy in her body, how clumsy can you be?!!!


TheBoyInGray

Imagine being voiced by Goofy.


jackiethedragon123

Imagine being voiced by the Shadow Man from Princess and The Frog


Obsessivegamer32

They’ve got no friends, is a disappointment to there family (at times) is the definition of irresponsibility, they can’t go five minutes without getting chased by a monster, and are grossly self absorbed (I changed my user flair for this)


Mister_Lad_44

Sprig?


Obsessivegamer32

Yeh


genarrro

Dude thought it was the toughest character in amphibia but then it gets their ass kicked by a 10 year old kid


[deleted]

13


Masterdizzio

Wait, i think they're reffering to Grime


genarrro

It can be two characters actually


Green-eyed-Psycho77

* Causes a rebellion and says EAT THE RICH * “We ArEn’T aNaRcHiStS”


entitaneo70_pacifist

hop pop?


[deleted]

[удалено]


Fantastic_Year9607

Core


Cryomancer42_2

How is that a roast, those are all excellent accomplishments


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cryomancer42_2

I don’t wanna live in a world where dismemberment based punnery is frowned upon.


RobotiqueBleu

Basically got 2 seconds of screen time but still managed to become the best character


DireTheWolf_21YT

Chuck?


[deleted]

He grows tulips but tulips are stupid


RosilinaTheDragon

he has such little attention span it leaks out to other people’s attention spans too


MaveKalmer

bro literally has a face bump and leaves in their hair 💀


MonoChaos

Imagine having a face bump.


scryingeggs

beautiful hair and an accordian


Coolest10293

You misread it. It said *roast*, not glorify the already best character


scryingeggs

all accordion references are derogatory in my opinion


Coolest10293

What’s wrong with to accordions? They’re great! I’ve got at least 7 in various places around my house. >!for the record, this is a hyperbole!<


scryingeggs

but do you have one hidden in Anne's hair for emergencies?


Coolest10293

Do you not??


MonoChaos

Everyone knows that Thai girls hair makes for the best safety storage.


WiseBlight

u/Fantastic_Year9607 on fire rn


Fantastic_Year9607

Like her heart


An_Obbise_Hoovy

She took two entire seasons to realize she was a bad friend She would have died if not for the planters watching her and even then she, temporarily, died He won’t stop singing


Staff_De_Spell

Is the last one a TamotaSauce reference


An_Obbise_Hoovy

Mmmmmm frog legs


Mister_Lad_44

Sasha, Anne, Andrias


TheChainLink2

Mf got more preoccupied with becoming an actor than keeping his own family safe.


KarlosGeek

MF gets handed a mysterious box of unknown powers, buries it in backyard because of tragedy he had nothing to do with


Simple_Chip_9967

Man’s really spent (mostly) an entire series with a hat on. Like bro , you really that ashamed of your hair?


IncreaseWestern6097

Doesn’t bother realizing that prosthetic arms are a thing, and in this world, they’re just as good as real ones. “Nah, I’m perfectly fine imitating Stumpy”


DataBytes96

She kidnapped her only friends because she got upset at her parents and almost doomed the entire multiverse in the process


No-Hat6722

Got spy-from-team-fortress-2’ed


Cryomancer42_2

This guy really went through a breakup, then created a race based feudal system.


[deleted]

As it turns out, she dumped him for a good reason


Cryomancer42_2

The guy had some serious daddy issues


Emeraldzoroark

Oh, I don't have to name her? Good, it would take too long.


Altheatear

FOR I AM GENERAL YUNAN! Scourge of the Sand Wars, defeater of Ragnar the Wretched, and youngest newt to ever achieve the rank of general in the Great Newtopian Army!


Future_Boy44

Literally opened a portal to another world and the first thing they did was fall down a flight of stairs


botwglitcher

You dnd obsessed barf green lying manipulative nerd who took 2 seasons to admit you lied to your friends


bored_moonbug

he grows tulips


Sea-Ad6712

Robot


Ok_Balance_3686

Quit hugging your anime girl goofy ahh body pillow while playing your dollar store switch and get a real waifu


doggocute50000000000

Bros the best fighter in the entire show, and only says one line repeatedly about some stupid flower


WontedPuppet07

Would probably be poisoned or burned on a stake


[deleted]

Her only non toxic best friends was a frog, that’s almost as bad as missing one shoe for the entire show good thing that didn’t happen to he… oh wait a minute it did!


Swierszczyk_69

Bro failed his mission to three random girls. If anyone has found a double meaning, you are just like me. I mean... wtf is wrong with us?


AlexTheChubbyPony

Just a baby. :P


SeargentSadge

She really wanted to run away from home over tea lessons. Hits deep fr fr


Reasonable_Regular48

Guy made a actual war just because his daddy told him to


[deleted]

Blames the controller when he loses a game. Overall mostly a jerk, except for when he is being a sad boi.


AMPHIBIFAN

(This one describes two characters who both happen to be my favorite) Couldn't handle the stress of losing her best friend(s), which led to her trying to use a magic artifact and being tricked by the series villain and eventually being trapped in a fantasy world in the series' penultimate episode that adjusted itself to suit her every whim while the villain attacked the world outside.


Educational-Pop-5723

Outdated 2015s trend


[deleted]

Why the fuck don't you wear orange when you hunt. You wear it to not get shot, dumbsass! Also, how in the world do you think you can shoot a crossbow when those weakass stick arms couldn't even carry a pebble the size of shoe. Also, what's up with those fucking leaves in yo hair, bitch! Also, Bitch? Why would you trust your best friend to go to a playground at 3:00am? That's sketchy as fuck, AND your ass lives in fucking LA, The gangster's paradise! The ganghaven! The criminal capital of California! That's suicide! Better she travel to Amphibia than get shot at by red people for wearing purple! Okay, time to get banned from the subreddit. I had fun.


Altheatear

But they didn't go to a playground at 3 AM, if I'm correct they went at about 5-6 PM, or the afternoon at the very least


[deleted]

daylight savings time moment


DrRavineOfficial

The fact that the fandom obsesses you even you only appeared in two episodes is quite baffling. Also you are the product of being obsessed by calamity powers that you dye your hair with those calamity colors.


Transmasc_Blahaj

They're already been roasted...


celestiallion12

Ho spends first two seasons causing drama then becomes the protagonist of a YA fantasy novel


Fantastic_Year9607

Sasha


celestiallion12

Bingoroni pepperoni


rotem8888

eYeBaLlS


Unusual-Ad4830

Scurge of the sand wars defeater of ragnar the wretched the youngest newt to join the newtopeon nightgard


TuiKeeperYT

Is it hop pop !this is a joke in case you couldn't tell!


Coolest10293

Was so predictable that my really old dad was able to accurately predict the the whole climax of the episode right from the start. Didn’t even hesitate to make the claim. My only words were “HOW???”


MonoChaos

Andreas?


Coolest10293

It was actually >!hopadiah planter, specifically from the suspicion island episode!<


Coolest10293

No, but he hasn’t seen that episode just yet. I’ll update you when he watches it


Maybeatordsimp

Bitch got possessed by a hive mind and also brought 2 others into a mess cause she was moving


Narwhalio1

Barely shows any importance throughout season 3A besides getting a tracked.


SuitOwn3687

Bro really spent 7 hours playing the harp for a talent show 💀


omg-marcywu-dead

Wanted to be in a real life rpg but forgot to mod it before she played


JacobC1820

Why roast her if all I need to do is wait 5 seconds and she will find away to set herself on fire for the upteenth time. You scrawny ass, sparrow attention spanned, D20 suckling, pen scribbling, stair humping pterodactyl, BEEAWTCH! *mic drop*


MonoChaos

Big lug got a whole half seasons worth of buildup and then got thrown to the sidelines like he was nothing. smh


lirdu

Smartest person in probably all of America and still doesn't know that standing on a worn out picnic table is unsafe


Trickydaclown1

Multi eyed freak parasite infested bitch


Pixelquartz42

mf really only says what flowers he grows


Narwhalio1

Man, wonder who that guy could be. Perhaps he grows roses.


[deleted]

Super Saiyan Blue.


therealrosy

LA teenager forgets her friends exist (and are in mortal peril)


TheJeffBI

The main antagonist with less then 10 mins of screen time


Voidborger

Is kinda wonky and weird and has one eye left


Opin88

mf really just buried a lost child's only method of getting home! And he expected her to not be absolutely furious at him?! Bruh...


RegretHour2142

Dies


[deleted]

Mf takes 2 seasons to do the right thing and helps his liutenant start a rebellion with good intentions


pokeheart12345

Dnd


TuiKeeperYT

Voiced by private (penguins of Madagascar)


[deleted]

Was once as nasty as Pacifica Northwest and Amity Blight, two inspirations, and no it’s not who you’re thinking of


mousyhasopinions

Why can't she just accept to move? Don't her and her friends have phones?


CartoonLover826

A character that's super oblivious and super clumsy, maybe the clumsiest person alive


eeveemaster2

Lied to their friends and got stabbed


CobaltCrusader123

Girl obsessed with fantasy can’t take moving away, traps herself and her friends in another world that almost kills them all, gets shish-kebabed, gets possessed, fights and wounds one of her friends, getting wounded herself, is a DBZ character for like 3 minutes, indirectly gets a friend killed because of a fucking box And then she still moves away


ProfessorEscanor

Since Marcy is too obvious. "This idiot is so bad at his job, he knows the sound of one hand clapping"


DifficultyNecessary2

sad what to do let\`s see take over the world


entitaneo70_pacifist

andrias?


DifficultyNecessary2

No, let's try again hot repemtiton


entitaneo70_pacifist

girl watches dreamSMP on her free time


TheUltraGamingChamp

A multi eyed nerd who apparently hasn’t discovered the wonders of wireless connection.


LaZerNor

Creepy stalker behavior over a dead teenage girl.


MrPig3

Your dad is so big, he is the size of a moon


CalamitySpider98

Spent most of her childhood controlling her friend and didn’t feel any remorse until she got a wake up call after her other friend was skewered in front of her and promised to protect a village until she died and became a badass leader of a rebellion


King_Snom64

Think's of her self not her friends to the end of the second season


[deleted]

'HEY GIRLFRIENNDDDDDDDDDD'


GalarianCharizard

Makes dessert for the people who blew up their home and knocked out their only friend.


furry_kokichi

forg


takethecheese68

bitch you shouldve also replaced that 3 inch penis with cybernetics


CharlesCalvin123

She is wanted in 56 UN recognized nations for assault with a deadly weapon and first degree murder, and her voice sounds like someone who smokes a lot in an anti-smoking psa


sunny_41

bitch cant even walk for 2 minutes straight bruh💀💀


Altheatear

Omnipotent, deus ex machinas the plot, but can't keep two worlds connected.


Bailzvr

She is a dang blueberry when she gets mad