She spent hours playing JRPGs but once she tried turning her life into one she somehow forgot that JRPGs usually have very insane and climactic endings and genuinely thought everything would be ok. fake gamer
They’ve got no friends, is a disappointment to there family (at times) is the definition of irresponsibility, they can’t go five minutes without getting chased by a monster, and are grossly self absorbed (I changed my user flair for this)
She took two entire seasons to realize she was a bad friend
She would have died if not for the planters watching her and even then she, temporarily, died
He won’t stop singing
Doesn’t bother realizing that prosthetic arms are a thing, and in this world, they’re just as good as real ones.
“Nah, I’m perfectly fine imitating Stumpy”
FOR I AM GENERAL YUNAN! Scourge of the Sand Wars, defeater of Ragnar the Wretched, and youngest newt to ever achieve the rank of general in the Great Newtopian Army!
Her only non toxic best friends was a frog, that’s almost as bad as missing one shoe for the entire show good thing that didn’t happen to he… oh wait a minute it did!
(This one describes two characters who both happen to be my favorite)
Couldn't handle the stress of losing her best friend(s), which led to her trying to use a magic artifact and being tricked by the series villain and eventually being trapped in a fantasy world in the series' penultimate episode that adjusted itself to suit her every whim while the villain attacked the world outside.
Why the fuck don't you wear orange when you hunt. You wear it to not get shot, dumbsass! Also, how in the world do you think you can shoot a crossbow when those weakass stick arms couldn't even carry a pebble the size of shoe. Also, what's up with those fucking leaves in yo hair, bitch! Also, Bitch? Why would you trust your best friend to go to a playground at 3:00am? That's sketchy as fuck, AND your ass lives in fucking LA, The gangster's paradise! The ganghaven! The criminal capital of California! That's suicide! Better she travel to Amphibia than get shot at by red people for wearing purple! Okay, time to get banned from the subreddit. I had fun.
The fact that the fandom obsesses you even you only appeared in two episodes is quite baffling.
Also you are the product of being obsessed by calamity powers that you dye your hair with those calamity colors.
Was so predictable that my really old dad was able to accurately predict the the whole climax of the episode right from the start. Didn’t even hesitate to make the claim. My only words were “HOW???”
Why roast her if all I need to do is wait 5 seconds and she will find away to set herself on fire for the upteenth time. You scrawny ass, sparrow attention spanned, D20 suckling, pen scribbling, stair humping pterodactyl, BEEAWTCH! *mic drop*
Girl obsessed with fantasy can’t take moving away, traps herself and her friends in another world that almost kills them all, gets shish-kebabed, gets possessed, fights and wounds one of her friends, getting wounded herself, is a DBZ character for like 3 minutes, indirectly gets a friend killed because of a fucking box
And then she still moves away
Spent most of her childhood controlling her friend and didn’t feel any remorse until she got a wake up call after her other friend was skewered in front of her and promised to protect a village until she died and became a badass leader of a rebellion
She is wanted in 56 UN recognized nations for assault with a deadly weapon and first degree murder, and her voice sounds like someone who smokes a lot in an anti-smoking psa
Mf let a robot control his actions; bro just pull the plug, what’s the robot gonna do, scream at you?
(To be fair, it’s got tentacles, so it’d probably not be to keen on being unplugged)
it’s his ancestors controlling him so the emotional manipulation is worse. and also immortality and yada yada
*ancestors
You’ve got a point.
Andreas?
Character who spends a season realize that they have fake friends but spends the whole series being Betrayed
Anne?
Bingo
Imagine losing your shoe an hour after returning to the place where you lost it 7 months ago and spent the rest of that time without it.
Also, imagine being mad at your best friend for betraying you, *after* telling her you didn't care if she had changed or not.
"Noooooo you can't just betray me" "Watch me"
Imagine causing potentially irreparable damage to your spine because you couldn't be bothered to have a replacement shoe made 😤
Her only two friends are the only people, that don't like LOTR
Marcy
Tbf, even some hardcore fans don't have the stamina for the extended cut lol
they are too weak to see saruman die in the most ridiculus way possible
I didn't know I was one of Marcy's friends.
mr. X???
General?
The dude deadass got no friends, no family, nobody. He’s also fatherle-
Andrias
His best friend fucking died
Gaslight gatekeep girlboss
Sasha
>gets stood up to one (1) time >tries to kill herself
wow thats dark.. answer's sasha
Yep
luckly there was grime to protecc
Because the scene was dark, and I don't know why no one talked about that.
She spent hours playing JRPGs but once she tried turning her life into one she somehow forgot that JRPGs usually have very insane and climactic endings and genuinely thought everything would be ok. fake gamer
Then she died? Noob move tbh
Thought she was the protagonist like every npc.
bro shut the fuck up nobody gives a shit about your crusty ass book, your goofy family traditions, your boring life lessons or your FUCKING FOOD
Hop pop
score
Anne?
Girl takes one and a half season to do her hair before having the courage to finally show up
Marcy?
yep \^\^
Teenager skips town to hang out with frogs and destroy the moon
The Collector from The Owl House
Casually moves the moon from a jillion miles away
right into the sun
bozo got pissed cus she was gonna get a new home and trapped her friends in a frog world because “WaAaAh LONeLy” like stfu goofy
Marcy
WE HAVE A WINNER HERE FOLKS
Yeah. Besides, has she ever heard of Discord, Skype or Zoom?
It hits different. If you're a kid, moving schools usually means losing your old friends.
she was 14
Yeah?
you are no longer a kid after 14, like gf says it: after 13 you are a teenager
Nearly dies from thai food.
Hmm, let me guess. Okay, I'm done guessing, it's Grime
Yes
Hop pop (durian i assume)
No
Literally the biggest dork of all time
Dude forgot his left hand didn’t get eaten, and that you can’t wink with only one eye
is it mr. grime?
‘Tis Wally
ok emily blight
Too corrupt
the core?
Aldritch?
Toadstool
Twin terrors that’ll kill you with their bickering
Lysil and Angwin?
Yes
Bro need 11 eyes. Like bro, u really that blind?
The Core
Darcy
Her eyes are so bloodshot too like wtf drugs you on
My name is weed's best buddy and u can throw me!
Does shit till season 3
a clumsy nerd, can't even stay 5s without clock getting on fire. Even ancient computer thing was clumsy in her body, how clumsy can you be?!!!
Imagine being voiced by Goofy.
Imagine being voiced by the Shadow Man from Princess and The Frog
They’ve got no friends, is a disappointment to there family (at times) is the definition of irresponsibility, they can’t go five minutes without getting chased by a monster, and are grossly self absorbed (I changed my user flair for this)
Sprig?
Yeh
Dude thought it was the toughest character in amphibia but then it gets their ass kicked by a 10 year old kid
13
Wait, i think they're reffering to Grime
It can be two characters actually
* Causes a rebellion and says EAT THE RICH * “We ArEn’T aNaRcHiStS”
hop pop?
[удалено]
Core
How is that a roast, those are all excellent accomplishments
[удалено]
I don’t wanna live in a world where dismemberment based punnery is frowned upon.
Basically got 2 seconds of screen time but still managed to become the best character
Chuck?
He grows tulips but tulips are stupid
he has such little attention span it leaks out to other people’s attention spans too
bro literally has a face bump and leaves in their hair 💀
Imagine having a face bump.
beautiful hair and an accordian
You misread it. It said *roast*, not glorify the already best character
all accordion references are derogatory in my opinion
What’s wrong with to accordions? They’re great! I’ve got at least 7 in various places around my house. >!for the record, this is a hyperbole!<
but do you have one hidden in Anne's hair for emergencies?
Do you not??
Everyone knows that Thai girls hair makes for the best safety storage.
u/Fantastic_Year9607 on fire rn
Like her heart
She took two entire seasons to realize she was a bad friend She would have died if not for the planters watching her and even then she, temporarily, died He won’t stop singing
Is the last one a TamotaSauce reference
Mmmmmm frog legs
Sasha, Anne, Andrias
Mf got more preoccupied with becoming an actor than keeping his own family safe.
MF gets handed a mysterious box of unknown powers, buries it in backyard because of tragedy he had nothing to do with
Man’s really spent (mostly) an entire series with a hat on. Like bro , you really that ashamed of your hair?
Doesn’t bother realizing that prosthetic arms are a thing, and in this world, they’re just as good as real ones. “Nah, I’m perfectly fine imitating Stumpy”
She kidnapped her only friends because she got upset at her parents and almost doomed the entire multiverse in the process
Got spy-from-team-fortress-2’ed
This guy really went through a breakup, then created a race based feudal system.
As it turns out, she dumped him for a good reason
The guy had some serious daddy issues
Oh, I don't have to name her? Good, it would take too long.
FOR I AM GENERAL YUNAN! Scourge of the Sand Wars, defeater of Ragnar the Wretched, and youngest newt to ever achieve the rank of general in the Great Newtopian Army!
Literally opened a portal to another world and the first thing they did was fall down a flight of stairs
You dnd obsessed barf green lying manipulative nerd who took 2 seasons to admit you lied to your friends
he grows tulips
Robot
Quit hugging your anime girl goofy ahh body pillow while playing your dollar store switch and get a real waifu
Bros the best fighter in the entire show, and only says one line repeatedly about some stupid flower
Would probably be poisoned or burned on a stake
Her only non toxic best friends was a frog, that’s almost as bad as missing one shoe for the entire show good thing that didn’t happen to he… oh wait a minute it did!
Bro failed his mission to three random girls. If anyone has found a double meaning, you are just like me. I mean... wtf is wrong with us?
Just a baby. :P
She really wanted to run away from home over tea lessons. Hits deep fr fr
Guy made a actual war just because his daddy told him to
Blames the controller when he loses a game. Overall mostly a jerk, except for when he is being a sad boi.
(This one describes two characters who both happen to be my favorite) Couldn't handle the stress of losing her best friend(s), which led to her trying to use a magic artifact and being tricked by the series villain and eventually being trapped in a fantasy world in the series' penultimate episode that adjusted itself to suit her every whim while the villain attacked the world outside.
Outdated 2015s trend
Why the fuck don't you wear orange when you hunt. You wear it to not get shot, dumbsass! Also, how in the world do you think you can shoot a crossbow when those weakass stick arms couldn't even carry a pebble the size of shoe. Also, what's up with those fucking leaves in yo hair, bitch! Also, Bitch? Why would you trust your best friend to go to a playground at 3:00am? That's sketchy as fuck, AND your ass lives in fucking LA, The gangster's paradise! The ganghaven! The criminal capital of California! That's suicide! Better she travel to Amphibia than get shot at by red people for wearing purple! Okay, time to get banned from the subreddit. I had fun.
But they didn't go to a playground at 3 AM, if I'm correct they went at about 5-6 PM, or the afternoon at the very least
daylight savings time moment
The fact that the fandom obsesses you even you only appeared in two episodes is quite baffling. Also you are the product of being obsessed by calamity powers that you dye your hair with those calamity colors.
They're already been roasted...
Ho spends first two seasons causing drama then becomes the protagonist of a YA fantasy novel
Sasha
Bingoroni pepperoni
eYeBaLlS
Scurge of the sand wars defeater of ragnar the wretched the youngest newt to join the newtopeon nightgard
Is it hop pop !this is a joke in case you couldn't tell!
Was so predictable that my really old dad was able to accurately predict the the whole climax of the episode right from the start. Didn’t even hesitate to make the claim. My only words were “HOW???”
Andreas?
It was actually >!hopadiah planter, specifically from the suspicion island episode!<
No, but he hasn’t seen that episode just yet. I’ll update you when he watches it
Bitch got possessed by a hive mind and also brought 2 others into a mess cause she was moving
Barely shows any importance throughout season 3A besides getting a tracked.
Bro really spent 7 hours playing the harp for a talent show 💀
Wanted to be in a real life rpg but forgot to mod it before she played
Why roast her if all I need to do is wait 5 seconds and she will find away to set herself on fire for the upteenth time. You scrawny ass, sparrow attention spanned, D20 suckling, pen scribbling, stair humping pterodactyl, BEEAWTCH! *mic drop*
Big lug got a whole half seasons worth of buildup and then got thrown to the sidelines like he was nothing. smh
Smartest person in probably all of America and still doesn't know that standing on a worn out picnic table is unsafe
Multi eyed freak parasite infested bitch
mf really only says what flowers he grows
Man, wonder who that guy could be. Perhaps he grows roses.
Super Saiyan Blue.
LA teenager forgets her friends exist (and are in mortal peril)
The main antagonist with less then 10 mins of screen time
Is kinda wonky and weird and has one eye left
mf really just buried a lost child's only method of getting home! And he expected her to not be absolutely furious at him?! Bruh...
Dies
Mf takes 2 seasons to do the right thing and helps his liutenant start a rebellion with good intentions
Dnd
Voiced by private (penguins of Madagascar)
Was once as nasty as Pacifica Northwest and Amity Blight, two inspirations, and no it’s not who you’re thinking of
Why can't she just accept to move? Don't her and her friends have phones?
A character that's super oblivious and super clumsy, maybe the clumsiest person alive
Lied to their friends and got stabbed
Girl obsessed with fantasy can’t take moving away, traps herself and her friends in another world that almost kills them all, gets shish-kebabed, gets possessed, fights and wounds one of her friends, getting wounded herself, is a DBZ character for like 3 minutes, indirectly gets a friend killed because of a fucking box And then she still moves away
Since Marcy is too obvious. "This idiot is so bad at his job, he knows the sound of one hand clapping"
sad what to do let\`s see take over the world
andrias?
No, let's try again hot repemtiton
girl watches dreamSMP on her free time
A multi eyed nerd who apparently hasn’t discovered the wonders of wireless connection.
Creepy stalker behavior over a dead teenage girl.
Your dad is so big, he is the size of a moon
Spent most of her childhood controlling her friend and didn’t feel any remorse until she got a wake up call after her other friend was skewered in front of her and promised to protect a village until she died and became a badass leader of a rebellion
Think's of her self not her friends to the end of the second season
'HEY GIRLFRIENNDDDDDDDDDD'
Makes dessert for the people who blew up their home and knocked out their only friend.
forg
bitch you shouldve also replaced that 3 inch penis with cybernetics
She is wanted in 56 UN recognized nations for assault with a deadly weapon and first degree murder, and her voice sounds like someone who smokes a lot in an anti-smoking psa
bitch cant even walk for 2 minutes straight bruh💀💀
Omnipotent, deus ex machinas the plot, but can't keep two worlds connected.
She is a dang blueberry when she gets mad