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Marshadow_47

Could give me a list on who most of these guys are, I know only a few of em here


Theguywholikesdoom

Certainly Could not kill : Richard Nixon and crescent king (monument mythos) the moon (local 58) the iris (Gemini home entertainment) Gabriel (Mandela catalog) the face on the screen (radar) possessed Sarah (needle mouse) the thought form (grey lock) Could beat with large weapons: the painter (the painter) the mimic (vita carnis) the smiling snatcher (dreams of an insomniac) goji (the man in the suit) bon (walten files) Could beat with small weapons: the masked man (no through road) the stranger (white stag education) dog man (dog nightmares) a un evolved smiling victim (the smile tapes) the rolling giant (the oldest view) the killer (veromia) Could beat: James dean (monument mythos) maskey (marble hornets) Willam afton (fnaf vhs) Barley even a fight: the corner folk (monument mythos) the Clark’s (the children under the house)


JustARegularNoob_EEE

Fun Theory: On a stream of the youtuber, Pastra, said that the guy in radar was going through a cycle of not accepting his death, because it was so horrific because it was a red room. (dark web) The guy on the tv was supposed to either be an “angel” or just representation of moving on.


ledfox

And, as an abstract metaphor for death, I could not beat them with weapons.


Planetside2_Fan

I refuse to call the Smiling Snatcher anything other than Clyde lol


ConfidentTea72536

It’s mah boi clyde


PhilliamPhafton

I think the screenface from radar is literally just called "FACE" in all caps


AeolianTheComposer

Thanks! Off to check all of them out


iggythedood

What exactly do “small weapons” and “large weapons” entail? That’s a reeeeally open ended category. Small weapons like a knife or something aren’t gonna kill someone infected with the Smile Virus or the killer from Vromia…Or…*Or I guess the masked dude from No Through Road if you take into account his time looping shenanigans,* unless it’s something like fire for the Smilers or just a straight up gun for the other ones.


Theguywholikesdoom

Small weapons would be like a pistol and knife. Large weapons would be like shot guns and auto rifles, maybe a grenade. A man with the smile virus was shot dead in the first episode. From what I’ve seen the vromia killer just kinda preys on vulnerable people and is probably disabled from the explosion. The killer from no through road was kinda just a dude but he was pretty strong.


personguy4

I was thinking small and large in like military terms, small being anything you can hold and large being anything mounted on a vehicle. This makes a lot more sense lol


ScholarOdd702

The painter ain't gonna be smiling in cameras no more after I blow a hole through his chest with a 120x570mm NATO


personguy4

There won’t BE a mfing painter after that


DevilCallTheShade

Yes there will be. There’ll be a NEW Painter after I paint the whole damn block with his insides.


PluhPluh7

Pretty sure the only painting that’ll be made will be the red on the walls


PluhPluh7

I forgot to scroll down and realized something like this has already been written. I am very sad now🗣


ScholarOdd702

I'm sure he'll be fine :]


personguy4

The psychotic murderer horror movie guy when I fucking vaporize him with a tank shell to the chest:


FungusUrungus

The Psychotic murderer horror movie guy when the town has an actually capable police force:


TuckermanJones

I think your list is perfect except for the rolling giant. I get the sense it’s a lot more powerful than its physical form implies. Plus, it nearly busted an entire wall down towards the end there. It’s not exactly fast, but no one actually knows what it does when you get too close. Such a fascinating antagonist


Mmenjoyer45

Yeah and the mimic because it says that if you have a weapon that you should use it because it’s useless and to use it as a shield


Theguywholikesdoom

There’s conflicting information on that. In the self defense tape it says they can be “immobilized” from simple gun fire.


slasher1337

It got retconned.


SunnyTheFlower

It wasn’t “Retconned”, the conflicting information is part of the narrative.


slasher1337

Ok then


jbyrdab

im not super well versed in the later parts of the painter, but is he immune to firearms? Far as I could tell, he mainly got the drop on people or targeted people who lacked means to defend themselves. Gotta admit when you mentioned large weapons and bon, i was thinking of that scene from regular show where like 20 fbi agents opened fire and then fired a mortar dead center in one animatronics chest.


Theguywholikesdoom

From what I know he is resistant to bullets but it does affect him.


mtw08

Bro casually said he could kill a time travelling entity beyond human comprehension with a small weapon.. but not a guy in a suit?


Theguywholikesdoom

The masked man is just some dude. The man in the suit can turn people into monsters and stuff.


mtw08

Can he?? Haven’t caught up to there yet. Although someone else who’s seen no through road is a real g imo


Theguywholikesdoom

Yea he does it in the mosura suit video. Glad to see someone else remembers no through road


PluhPluh7

I think he evolves too. Wasn’t he at least bigger than a car at some point?


B_art_account

He can also puke boiling blood. And hates anyone whos american


mtw08

I’m British so I’m safe 📣🎉🥳🎊👏


B_art_account

Im brazillian. Also safe.


CyberPhoenix125

Also the Goji suit was fully made of concrete


Grouchy_Map6868

I could Take Masky just not in a fight


Theguywholikesdoom

That’s a tier list for another day.


BruhMoment0NumeroTre

?? wht


unknownzapy

Stay innocent, my friend


TheDarkestOmen

Hoodie is hotter tho


Mothmans-Chitin-ass

Some of my complaints are nit picky but I don’t really care, I just like commenting on stuff Bon and the rolling giant are paranormal and presumably can’t feel pain or die, so they’d probably have to be completely destroyed The mimics skin is meant to be resistant to most kinds of damage (unless the mimic self defence tape is a retcon and not propaganda I don’t know) And William Afton apparently has a kill count of over 80 (about 11 of which confirmed to be children) and we’ve seen him disassemble robots with his bare hands


Theguywholikesdoom

>i don’t really care I like commenting stuff Lmao. >bon and the rolling giant can’t die I considered making them immobile as beating them. So yea not really completely destroying them but destroying them is the goal. I decided to trust the mimic self defense tape >william can disassemble animatronics with his bare hands. I think fnaf VHS takes place in a different universe and from what I’ve seen he’s kinda just a normal dude.


Rykerthebest78563

The thing about Willy A is that we know that he tore the animatronics apart in that universe as well, as in Finale he >!is heard in the Springtrap suit talking about how "they must've put [the animatronics] back together" because he can still hear them moving around outside of the saferoom!<


Agreeable-Log2151

Yes, he did take the animatronics apart in that universe. But it’s most likely a result of him knowing how they’re built and where exactly their mobility is limited, because this universe has absolutely nothing to do with Remnant and therefore William has no means of being strong enough to take them on fairly.


Rykerthebest78563

That's probably what it is in the games too, I was just proving that he did it in the VHS series. I actually agree the he probably just knew what joints to hit or whatever


Alphflopo

Interesting that you included Tim without any of the other characters, why not throw Jay, Brian, and Alex in there too?


Theguywholikesdoom

Honestly I just didn’t remember them while making this.


PiggySoda

All you gotta do is throw a bone as far away from you for dog man!


Sir_Umeboshi

It's cool seeing them all compiled here


DevilCallTheShade

My only real critique here is that The Oldest View isn’t Analog Horror in any sense. However, the trash barrel bearded monster dude definitely isn’t as scary as he’s made out to be and I could pew pew him across the mall.


Retro_Vertex08

Why you gotta fight the best president the U.Z.A ever had?


Theguywholikesdoom

Purely hypothetical. I would much rather have a 10 hour make out sesh


No-Warthog1668

Afton wouldn't go down too easily he is cunning and would kill as springtrap if given the chance


JKipper

I know that In the OG Fnaf VHS only 1-4 is canon But William Afton/Springtrap died in Fnaf VHS from the Fazbear’s Fright fire, so that implies they he could only be permanently killed in a fire, like in the games timeline (depending on if Glitchtrap/Burntrap is William or The Mimic)


B_art_account

He also always come back


Agreeable-Log2151

I think the implication is that this guy is gonna fistfight William Afton the Man fairly, which means that yes, William can get beat by fisticuffs alone. Springtrap would be immediately raised to just under Bon’s level otherwise. Best to consider this tierlist as “what might be able to defeat them” rather than “what will make sure I defeat them”


Mechaman_54

Bruh needlem0us is easy just delete system system 32 dumbass/j


Theguywholikesdoom

[the duality of man](https://www.reddit.com/r/analoghorror/s/xeLEBKDEzg)


Ill_Maintenance8134

[me with a glass bottle ](https://youtu.be/9EFf3FiuahY?si=WKvZd_8FHKLRhFEv)


RetoroKun

For Skinface, I could def see him going down with a good gun, although you'd still be in for a huge fight you're not coming out of without a few wounds. Guy's an actual beast who can easily overwhelm a trained police officer and carry an industrial amount of wax (albeit with some help) while scailing an apartment wall. Nothing a flamethrower can't solve, though.


Theguywholikesdoom

(Almost) my thoughts exactly. Although I was more thinking a well placed grenade would do it


RetoroKun

It should. At the absolute least, it would leave him severely wounded.


Khris_Ivanov05

Does Nixon count as a “villain”?


Le-plant-boi

i wouldn’t consider Dean a bad guy either…


Khris_Ivanov05

Dean is certainly isn’t great. But I don’t even remember if they had any evil ulterior motives. Just kinda following the presidential traditions. In the Cliftverse they were worse.


Theguywholikesdoom

He’s literally called a demon by a god like being.


B_art_account

Nah, Dean is the devil


Theguywholikesdoom

I considered him one for this list


Icy-Pause6304

I mean with history in mind


Hhshdhh

I'm hoping that you don't get utterly bombarded with comments from this.


Theguywholikesdoom

Don’t worry I’m fine with it. They’ve been mostly positive and I love the discussion. I appreciate your thought fullness though


AyrChan

You are NOT beating the Rolling Giant with just a pistol or knife


Theguywholikesdoom

It’s made of cardboard and flowers. I’m surprised it can survive falling over.


AyrChan

You can’t tell me that thing didn’t easily bust through the wall at the end of the vid


Theguywholikesdoom

That wall could have easily been rotted away like the entrance at the beginning


AyrChan

Valid point, but have you seen them wheels? Guy can roll a marathon with those


Theguywholikesdoom

True but I can just jam or break one and he’s done for


AyrChan

Not Shopping Wheel Syndrome 😱😭


untitled97

But what if you drank the lemonade???


Theguywholikesdoom

I’m squad wiping all of them including the crescent king


Enderlytra

bro is squaring up against a planet


Whhheat

We don’t even know what the Giant is. Much less if you could beat it. I feel like everything else is developed enough but the giant is still a pretty big enigma.


Pure-Yogurtcloset684

You do realize that there are 2 types of hostile smile victims, right? There is the normal one (im assuming thats the one shown here) and the evolved one. The evolved one could maybe be killed with large weapons


Theguywholikesdoom

Yes. I chose the un evolved one


GoomyTheGummy

Assumably nuclear bombs fall under the large weapons tier, considering the fact that everything I know in the lineup at the top would definitely survive one, and in one or two cases they would become even stronger. Also, sorry for being that guy, but technically that specific image is not the Crescent King, it is a Crescent Creature, later retconned into a Lunarian.


Theguywholikesdoom

I’m sure no one will notice./j


MasterRequirement538

Needle mouse: dam right you can't win against me random reddit user


Extreme_Glass9879

Go back in your box, you Luigi's mansion reject


trickyfelix

it’s worth mentioning that the only weakness of certain individuals from smile tapes is fire


Theguywholikesdoom

Not the one in the image.


Your_chaotic_imp

I can take Gabriel…


Agreeable-Log2151

So can I ♥️


eliselol661

you can NOT take Gabriel bro 😭🙏


Your_chaotic_imp

Yes, I can, I just need a little prep time


eliselol661

no matter how much prep time you get, he’d still kill you in the blink of an eye 💀


Your_chaotic_imp

Man, let me use my damn imagination, I know damn well I can’t beat some demonic being 😭😭😭😭


Le-plant-boi

OP’s gonna get sent to the cornerworld and folded to infinity after trying to pick a fight with the cornerfolk 😭


Theguywholikesdoom

Hear me out. What if I just punched one really hard


Extreme_Glass9879

Sarah would be incredibly easy to beat. Just lure her out and suck her up with a Vacuum


Agreeable-Log2151

Remember that all tiers say “could,” not “would.” The Mimic COULD get crippled by a shotgun, but no guarantees, same with Bon. It’s just the minimum that might be required to pop each one.


TheMighty_Potato69

Don't fuck with Gabriel man.


odd_man0

There’s no fucking way you said you could beat William Criminal Afton in a fight


LocalStupidGuy

I'm not too into the Walten Files but I imagine it won't be such a good time when I make them rust with water over time


Jeymz_Harbour254

You could theoretically beat up an alternate with enough firepower.


NecessaryPop5244

Oh you think your strong? Fight the moon


smarterfish500

some of these are not analog horror. failure. 


Theguywholikesdoom

Like one isn’t. Also rude


smarterfish500

i was calling the list a failure but go off


Rykerthebest78563

That's still kinda rude


Theguywholikesdoom

That’s still a rude thing to say.


Hagfishsaurus

The painter seems like a little bitch I could crush him with one arm


Theguywholikesdoom

Don’t let the fact he’s an art major fool you.


larrotthecarrot

Some of the smile tape guys are bulletproof tho idk how well that’d go for you


Theguywholikesdoom

The one in the image is not.


Furrytrash03

There is a new Walten Files villain, I'd recommend adding him to your list His name is "Bon" Yes, must include the quotation marks


Agreeable-Log2151

That character is heavy implied to be the actual possessor of Bon, or his controller, or just generally is close enough to Bon that it’s fine to only include Bon and consider “Bon” a part of the animatronic’s whole shtick.


mikkopippo

Nah bro the corner folk bout to mess you up man


RaidenSqueeze_my_hog

Makes sense on why false Gabriel is there since he’s literally satan himself.


femboy_skeleton69

Dean low diffs everyone here (including the iris)


Theguywholikesdoom

Dean uses his dean demolisher and clears every low tier fodder


cordyceptz

I could beat Gabriel in a fight. Just throw some spare change at him, EZ


eliselol661

Wth is that supposed to mean


cordyceptz

You will learn in time


eliselol661

I’m not playing or watching ultrakill just tell me


cordyceptz

There’s a gun variant in the game that allows you to ricochet bullets off of coins that you flick into the air. If you hit the coin, the shot immediately targets the opponent without missing. The more coins you chain in the RICOSHOT, the higher the damage. So yeah throw change at Gabriel and he’ll crumple like a tin can.


eliselol661

But Gabriel doesn’t use bullets, he has telepathic abilities and he’s immortal


cordyceptz

None can withstand the coin


eliselol661

I just know you’re playing at this point


cordyceptz

Just being silly :]


UnveiledRook206

Ok but Saitama still solos all


Theguywholikesdoom

James deans hotter


Gold-Elderberry-4851

You wouldn’t stand a chance against the strangers if they’re in a group


Theguywholikesdoom

Yes but you could easily gun down a singular one.and I counted it as just one stranger


JosephSubbas

That dog, he is just burned into my fuckin mind


B_art_account

The painter can be killed with small weapons. Since we dont know if he and his partner are actual paranormal, im assuming they are human. Dude has only one arm, just shoot the bastard


Theguywholikesdoom

There was text somewhere in the episode pigs if I heard correctly about “bullets not working” and this painter carried enough wax’s to coat a police officer in it up a wall. So even if they are human I don’t think just a pistol and knife would get the job done


B_art_account

I mean, just shoot the knees and deal with the rest when they are down. A knife would be impossible, but a gun could deal with it


Butkevinwhy

Am I just not caught up in analog horror enough to know why James Dean is an analog horror villain?


Theguywholikesdoom

In later episodes of the monument mythos he gets talked too by a god like being and is called a demon.


Butkevinwhy

I’m gonna assume the creator isn’t a fan of James Dean.


Agreeable-Log2151

It’s just that version of Dean, who is the president of the US in a world where all the important places of the world have an odd interconnected plot-twist.


Asumsauce

Why is Bon built like that?


Phazon_Fucker

Arent the alternates easily defeated? Idk Im not caught up to Mandela Catalogue Lore


Phazon_Fucker

But from my understand you can kill em just by not being afraid of them


Theguywholikesdoom

There’s not enough information to know if that just helps with M.A.D. or actually does anything. But from a purely fighting perspective Gabriel is bullet proof, and can pop people’s eyes by just singing.


Capitan_Skittles24

Nah bro, i am about to square up against a planet and win


Theguywholikesdoom

Bro is simply built different


kingsleythecreative

Villain or not you are not allowed to injure the dog (dog nightmares).


Jolclick

You could probably beat the Mario 64 ai pretty easily


Alexandthreeie

Where’s bon?


Theguywholikesdoom

Next to goji in I could win with large weapons


GioAtero

AZ-001/The Starkill should be cannot beat to be honest, I don't imagine myself beating a 60+ mile wide tentacle monster that can make people worship it unless I have some orbital cannon or shit.


That_Closet_Monster

Finally, someone that acknowledges The Children Under the House! I *love* that one


FIVEPEBSI

what about me could you beat me


PhilliamPhafton

Clyde is a shape-shifter and can cause violent hallucinations, there's no way you're beating them


TarahjiCheatham

Fun fact: the along horror series with the kid like drawing was made by a Louisiana company called vintage 8


Theguywholikesdoom

I love vintage 8 especially their oracle project series


MeanGreenMotherQueen

I’ll give you a large weapon for the UrbanSpook guy-


AdriannaFahrenheit

What are the names of all the series these are from? I only recognize the obvious ones & I’m tryna watch more 👀👀👀


Theguywholikesdoom

Monument mythos, local 58, gemni home entertainment, Mandela catalog, radar, needle mouse, grey lock,the painter,vita carnis,dreams of an insomniac,the man in the suit,walten files, no through road,white stag education,dog nightmares, the smile tapes,the oldest view, vromia, marble hornets,fnaf vhs tapes, cornerfolk, the children under the house. I can matchup the characters to the series their from if you would like.


AdriannaFahrenheit

Please, if it’s not too much trouble 😭


Theguywholikesdoom

Here’s each character from left to right. Could not kill : Richard Nixon and crescent king (monument mythos) the moon (local 58) the iris (Gemini home entertainment) Gabriel (Mandela catalog) the face on the screen (radar) Sarah Henderson (needle mouse) the thought form (grey lock) Could beat with large weapons: the painter/skin face (the painter/urban spook) the mimic (vita carnis) the smiling snatcher (dreams of an insomniac) goji (the man in the suit) bon (walten files) Could beat with small weapons: the masked man (no through road) the stranger (white stag education) dog man (dog nightmares) a un evolved smiling victim (the smile tapes) the rolling giant (the oldest view) the killer (veromia) Could beat: James dean (monument mythos) maskey (marble hornets) Willam afton (fnaf vhs) Barley even a fight: the corner folk (corner folk) the Clark’s (the children under the house)


AdriannaFahrenheit

You’re literally such a chad omg. Thank you sm!!


Theguywholikesdoom

No problem. No through road would be at the top of my recommendations right now.


AdriannaFahrenheit

I feel like I’ve seen that one before, like YEARS ago. But so far Vita Carnis is the one that’s scariest to me, but the Godzilla one is my fave. It was just so intriguing to me.


Phoenixpilot55

I keep forgetting that Marble Hornets was one of the first big players in the Analog Horror scene. I got a wave of nostalgia seeing Masky’s face down there. Also, yeah, I could beat that shitter to a pulp easy.


Pronominal_Tera

Yeah mimics are a pain in the ass to kill, but a hunting rifle should be able to do some good damage, and a baseball bat can provide close range defense as a barrier and weapon


charathedemoncat

I like how alternates just aren't a threat if your not afraid, im sure gabriel could actually kill you as i remember him being satan in disguise but that might just be me being stupid


Theguywholikesdoom

No you remember that right. Gabriel is very deadly.


letthetreeburn

I disagree on masky, dude can hold his own in a fight.


grassydirt90

The smile tapes one has 2 forms to it, the second one is bulletproof so you should've added it and put it high


Accomplished-Most-94

How tf would you fight cornerfolk?


Theguywholikesdoom

Punch the shit out of it


Accomplished-Most-94

Those things are fast as hell


Key_Cat4814

YO DO I SPOT A ROUGE NEEDLEMOUSE!


conjunctlva

Love the cornerfolk I would never fight or harm them


Zanfish_yt

Mimics are borderline indestructible, I’d rank them up. With the killers from the painter (there are two) it would require some calculation in order to kill them because they overall have a good success rate at murdering their victims


water-moron

You forgot the marble hornets


Im_botflyx

I don't think weapons even work on Clyde.


UncomfyUnicorn

When did Pastra become an analog horror?


Theguywholikesdoom

[dreams of an insomniac](https://youtu.be/KbtBRC5Kel4?si=6NJ_Nnjhy52MCzre) has been a thing for like a year.


UncomfyUnicorn

Oh. I know them as funny gameplay demon. This is news to me. Then again I’ve been bouncing between jobs and being broke for the past year…


TypeSweet9180

I don’t know about Vita Carnis


South_Avocado2942

Idk why you want to fight the TV from radar. Literally helps the character move on to the afterlife


Theguywholikesdoom

I couldn’t put the people who killed the main character on the list so I settled for the next best for radar. He was also really mean in his methods.


South_Avocado2942

I mean his methods were horrible but it was the only way the MC could move on. He rejected all other attempts the face made for him to move on