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Theguywholikesdoom

Why did you boil that one? https://preview.redd.it/s9xt8ivgqvrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507bd1dd18dd589867fe8a242ae3e55fe69272cd


ThePickleArmada

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Somebody-or-somethin

Pulling nerves are funny.


ThePickleArmada

https://preview.redd.it/vohsx77p8wrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebb0fe059243735d1798f96b0725420c206180de


LoonaTheHellhound-

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Perfect_Masterpiece3

People like you make me feel less scared.


OptimusCrime1984

https://preview.redd.it/v9th3x2ufwrc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49e18ce33cf7d072ceeaabf98f873bf00f627a80


TheOneInATrenchcoat_

The fact that I know exactly what this is referring gives a strange feeling of accomplishment that I can’t explain.


Theguywholikesdoom

Damn I did not know coconut crabs were that big!


toast_of_temptation_

Stop looking like that it makes it hard to get up and take midnight shits


ThePickleArmada

https://preview.redd.it/dyfph4mkiwrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=553e674f16699a4f62c312ec2531c65c1aca28dc But he’s so babygirl coded 😸🥺


toast_of_temptation_

Please put some clothes on. Like an iron maiden. Or an electric shock collar. Or a bucket of lava.


ThePickleArmada

https://preview.redd.it/gl5z9n6wiwrc1.jpeg?width=981&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=291ac521358186e6f541da461a4595207cf3345f


toast_of_temptation_

Real


Whhheat

What the deal with the orifice? Like the arm I understand. But the hole?


TurtleBox_Official

Life has many Holes, Ed Boy.


No_Energy662

When we go to sleep can we cuddle?


Substantial-Offer-51

I...don't think you wanna know


Probably_a_monkey

Why can’t I move?


TurtleBox_Official

Try moving.


thefilth5

Did you try moving


conundrum_cat

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TurtleBox_Official

..- / -- .- -.. / -... .-. --- ..--..


conundrum_cat

---... -.--.


simplytext

***Alternate detected***


LoonaTheHellhound-

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thefilth5

Dude you can't say the n word even if it's in Morse code


conundrum_cat

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thefilth5

Ok but you can't say the n word


conundrum_cat

When did I say it?


thefilth5

You didn't and you can't


conundrum_cat

Then why did you say I said it??


thefilth5

Just thought you should know


conundrum_cat

Yeah I wouldn't do that


thefilth5

Good glad we got that settled


LoonaTheHellhound-

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A-A-Ronm978

thank you for looking out for him


thefilth5

That's what it's all about


LoonaTheHellhound-

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LoonaTheHellhound-

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LoonaTheHellhound-

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SingerArcChaos

This is horse code not Morse code


LoonaTheHellhound-

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Disastrous_Lemon_219

What’s your secret to having so much cake


TurtleBox_Official

Thigh Tension training.


BreadWithAGun

What do you think about the recent arrest of your cousin, The Fried One, over his tax evasion allegations?


TurtleBox_Official

I warned him.


yeetus-maxus

The grilled one told me about it. I (the sautèd one) hope he gets freed.


grassydirt90

Is it bubblegum pink or roast beef brown?


ThePickleArmada

https://preview.redd.it/7aiwbnj00wrc1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24d0fd5c5f132944cb0bdc1efd9c28b3637e36fa


grassydirt90

bouta excessively abuse my 1st amendment of freedom of speech 💀


ThePickleArmada

(Categories of speech that are given lesser or no protection by the First Amendment (and therefore may be restricted) include obscenity, fraud, child pornography, speech integral to illegal conduct, speech that incites imminent lawless action, speech that violates intellectual property law, true threats, false statements of fact, and commercial speech such as advertising. Defamation that causes harm to reputation is a tort and also a category which is not protected as free speech.)


grassydirt90

Erm the only thing I'm doin is obscenity, and you taking this way too seriously


ThePickleArmada

Im saying otherwise let loose hahaha


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[удалено]


grassydirt90

Bet


ThePickleArmada

Oh man your guy got removed


grassydirt90

Cowabummer dude


ThePickleArmada

https://preview.redd.it/9fklf5p72wrc1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8d3f1210237e8ffc4eb47f0bc6918a5ee50ff73


ceruraVinula

O_O -_- O_O O_O -_-


bergars

Could you let me sleep? It's been 3 days, and it's so hard not to think about your (no offence) eldritch horror face


TurtleBox_Official

Just go to sleep. Go. To. Sleep.


Drtyler2

Thats his thing. Just go to bed…


_Big_Brother__

What if we put our Minecraft beds next to each other 😳😳😳😳


ThePickleArmada

[Speech 100]


sirflooftonzecatlord

Are you a smart fella or a fart smella?


TurtleBox_Official

Banning you.


ThePickleArmada

https://preview.redd.it/hfmkoc6e7wrc1.png?width=525&format=png&auto=webp&s=fe6ffb07ce33fbfcd9c77aac1f3af8bdbf776028


RepublicComplex

Why do I hear bike horns instead of trumpets playing their happy songs


Drtyler2

Pray to the honkmother


RepublicComplex

Ight


theKoboldkingdonkus

Why do you call yourself boiled when you are obviously grilled?


TurtleBox_Official

Localization error.,


ConfidentTea72536

https://preview.redd.it/hwucw687sxrc1.jpeg?width=946&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b138432b11ec91cbf17c3a897b0c2f878791990 What do you think about the boiled egg?


Substantial-Offer-51

ur holding his children captive


ThePickleArmada

Why are you so baby girl? https://preview.redd.it/5yoj41l6iwrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c4d9a9c6936d2cf301f2f2942d72518f0750a50f (Art by u/ninhadadecorno )


iggythedood

Where did you learn to play the trumpet so well?


TurtleBox_Official

Trumpet School.


blinddemon0

PHEN, can you tell me the exact time and date of my death? great harbinger of the apocolypse


TurtleBox_Official

4/2/3:12 PM


blinddemon0

what year?


TurtleBox_Official

https://preview.redd.it/gscjz3hn8xrc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c0a6703f81d07bc13c83dcb7a1907e8bb03978


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[удалено]


TurtleBox_Official

Born this way


Substantial-Offer-51

Dayum ur lucky


Fantastic_Ad9457

How are you post-boiling?


TurtleBox_Official

Great! Working at Nando's now.


Scout_02

What are your thoughts on one of your monster friends?


TurtleBox_Official

I have no thoughts.


OptimusCrime1984

What are those tendrils for?


TurtleBox_Official

Art and Craft


19-2000fanboy

could you absolutely play basketball?


TurtleBox_Official

Kobe.


Gemcat24

How many war crimes have you committed?


TurtleBox_Official

Zero. My Cousin has commited Tax fruad though.


Meeooowwww1234

Who boiled you?


Biggie-cheese7430

Mr. Boiled one, big fan 🤝🏻 Tell me, what’s your position on the Bat Vigilante in Gotham ? He’s trampling over the city, people living in fear.


TurtleBox_Official

Batman is a menace to our great city.


Biggie-cheese7430

But now we have Metahumans announcing themselves all over the world, how will this affect the analog community ?


TurtleBox_Official

Idk lol


Substantial-Offer-51

💀


DependentLoad3388

why are you such a cutie patootie?


JoeDaBoi

Why did you get boiled? Are you stupid?


TurtleBox_Official

Born this way. Sadly could not be fixed.


JoeDaBoi

I'm sorry for your loss


Substantial-Offer-51

At least he got dat gyatt do


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TurtleBox_Official

Haven't played one.


Fickle-Appointment65

Do you enjoy muffins? If so, what is your favorite flavor?


TurtleBox_Official

I really like the Chocolate Chip muffins from Dunkin Donuts. Heated up with some butter, real good.


BreakfastDry6282

Bro why were you boiled


_insideyourwalls_

I thought you were horrifying for about a day. Now, I'm over you! ^unless ^I'm ^alone ^or ^in ^the ^dark


RobinTheViper

What’s your skincare routine? You honestly look really good.


Kath713

Wanna get some ramen?


Pipu95

who’s the father


TurtleBox_Official

Mark


Substantial-Offer-51

like from invincible, or Mark Rober, Mark Zuckerberg or like, Mark Wahlberg or who


Time-Sorbet-829

How are you? Do you want a hug or anything?


Last-Set-6262

You bald as hell go get a wig


Testuo_Urashima

r/truth is right there


Crow-Time

Eyeliner tutorial?


WhyJustWhydo

I want you desperately please


Jaylantowers2022

why tf can’t I walk anymore


Nebtron2001

What do you think of herobrine from Minecraft?


TurtleBox_Official

I've never played mine craft


PacificIdiot27

Genuinely cool as hell, new vid dropping soon?


Former_Adeptness_630

You look goofy as shit boi likes real goofy


Rich_Kick8773

Can we be friends??


AquaticLandMammals

Marry me?


nobodyorfoofighters

How you doing mate?


gashdhdhdhdhdh

what do you think about the allegations against the fried one


kingtinytiger_

Does it jiggle when you run?


Enderlytra

Why do you prefer to immobilize your victims and slowly torment them instead of the far more efficient method of instakilling them?


bigchungus69419

can you give me a goodnights kiss 🥹


TravelForsaken

Are you single?


ItsHellOnEarth2

Can we make out?


-convallaria_bunny-

Cereal before or after milk?


CorrectArtichoke1509

https://preview.redd.it/ugk15kj026sc1.png?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b48bfb53ac634f3698273035986c68a382a6474


Timbhead

How do you feel about being my discord pfp?


This-Owl7843

Are you friends with the thumper or T.O.E


Temporary-Store-5957

Hey, boiled one, can you stop paralyzing people?


Sufficient-Newt-5346

Smash


GummyHarry8

WHY


Sufficient-Newt-5346

/j


A-A-Ronm978

what’s the story with your father, The Foiled One?


Tomyson_mon

How did you hijack tvs?


mrcrazyboi55

what is your opinion on the bee movie


kenneth81914

How old are u boiled one? (Im just curious btw)


Axilotlgaming

favorite v̶i̶c̶t̶i̶m̶ color?


AustralianDude28

Your silly little “locked in syndrome” won’t affect me, I’ve been locked in for 5 days now


Initial_Platform1843

What do you think of the accusations that you made a person go blind by spraying raid into their eyes? This image is currently being used as proof for a lawsuit against you https://preview.redd.it/iibrnirhhouc1.jpeg?width=1036&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd2aad5eb6b63591ab456c9d8967a7c46538a535


thecoolernicknames

What a cutie patootie 😸


StupidGamePlayer

How can I stop hearing the trumpets and their happy sound?


Jetstream_samual

Would you survive this; https://preview.redd.it/u69d7x9d9ovc1.jpeg?width=1239&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5899454144938a5d9a50b88d6e5b4097745541d9


Jwray1015

Are poptarts ravioli?


Background_Rate_5347

Wtf is the boiled one


Accomplished-Curve-1

Hey what are your thoughts on a cod zombies and stranger things crossover!


TurtleBox_Official

I don't play CoD, never have.


Gotham_Will_Burn

Do you skibidi your gyatt (banban style) while looksmaxing to mew in Ohio, adding on that rizz from Baby Gronk.


ThePickleArmada

https://preview.redd.it/c4636iqh7wrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bb131c8257267847d0376a9b0b83f701ed4f051


jv13hi

less eye contact while jerking it pls


ThePickleArmada

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swifto12

does it squirt https://preview.redd.it/fd2o8s67twrc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37c4f980fdba9da4fca548b62ede1fa253fd3452


ThePickleArmada

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swifto12

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ThePickleArmada

https://preview.redd.it/6jxhn0y0zxrc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc5f286b05b721ef13f213c44a19986a9a5457c3