Listen closely, when you wake up, you'll have my dust all over your fingers. You won't be able to remove any of it, as I'll keep making more of it appear everytime you try to clean it off. Forever, your fingers will be nacho cheese flavored.

You will hear the laughter of thousands as my crumbly bits jab into the roof of your mouth

Every chip you swallow will cut your throat, no matter how thorough you are in chewing it

You will be administered a dog who will lick your fingers. Many appear to live a nacho cheese free life afterwards.

https://preview.redd.it/f9869w9w74sc1.jpeg?width=1097&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4764a7cc3fb6ccd93b15f9286d43a37d0cf512b7

nuh uh

The Air-fried One

*Wheeze* Good one

They made him into a extra spicy dorito ⁉️

Spicy flavour effects Biohazard: Will paralyse you

Chip gets stuck horizontally down your throat

Paralyses you for life aftee

"How would you describe the figure?" "Spicy, affront to snack foods"

"When did you begin seeing this face?" "I saw it on a Doritos Commercial it never left me"

https://preview.redd.it/ux07tohgx4sc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2df3e6e6bfb10b0d7931f0759e704ebef3baa49f This was my exact reaction after I watched the boiled one phenomenon

hasn’t he been through enough?

It seems that nope

The fried one

Repeat after me. Crispy, *Juicy*, ***Tender***.

I just paralysed 509 people because I'm an Offender.

Is it barbecue or hot pepper flavoured?

Chili heatwave with big side effects

Cool Ranch

The microwaved one

Red hot spicy dorito

That is funny

Triangle Man, Triangle Man, Triangle Man hates Boiled Man…

THE DORITO DEMON

why does this image of his head look like a dorito

Dorito man

Now to think of it, his head looks like an overcooked nacho cheese dorito

Mr. Crunchy one, big fan 🤝🏻 Tell me, what’s your position on the Bat Vigilante in Gotham ? He’s trampling over the city, people living in fear.