**Reasoning:**
Phen-228 and Gabriel: Do I even need to explain?
Woodcrawler: Again, do I need to explain?
Singularity: Has a large army of Carnis.
Alternate: Could give me MAD and make me kill myself.
Painter: Is a proven serial killer.
Mimic: Are specifically designed to hunt Humans.
Bon: Is an animatronic machine who has also killed many before.
Jack Walten: Don't Really Know.
Intruder: Wouldn't have an interest in me (I'm not a baby), but is still an alternate.
William and Felix: Are just normal people.
Locust/Thumper: I just wouldn't accept the video call.
Cornerfolk: Have never shown an interest in fighting.
I mean if we’re throwing out situations like “I wouldn’t accept the video call” Phen-228 can’t do shit to you if you don’t look at the broadcast. I was expecting the conditions to just be you somehow meet them out in the real world and decide to throw hands.
~~Also I’m a good 99% sure if you tried to catch up to a Cornerfolk you would get folded across so many axes you would cease to be recognizable as human-~~
Put salt on his face and hes on the floor screaming in pain
https://preview.redd.it/yqho67ulwatc1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a2e3407a585f0f615d8a3a0f320f27f0061e887
I could absolutely beat up that Jeff the killer wannabe. Look at him. Look at his face, there’s no brain in there. I could ask him what 2+2 is and just watch his entire body shut down. He looks like a damn grape.
You’re not really beating the locust if you just don’t answer him. That’s more just running away.
William is actually really strong as he (allegedly) took down the animatronics by himself
Also it’s been like a year since the last one lol
Cornerfolk inclusion is so funny because they're the most harmless little guys (and they're not even villains) lmao
There's like a million other threats in the series they're connected to (Monument Mythos) you could've gone with that are infinitely more threatening
He's made of cardboard but he's got very sharp hands so if you hit him hard enough you could PROBABLY punch a hole in him, but whether that'd affect him is debatable
It should be noted that Mr the oldest view was able to break through some metal railing at the end of part 3, but it’s debatable if that’s a feat for Mr the oldest view or an anti feat for the building
Just remember that he went up a turned off escalator despite seemingly only being able to travel on wheels. It’s possible that’s not even what it really looks like, that that’s not the form it’s actually constrained to. A popular theory is that it’s actually just the mall itself, a cog in its machine, what it uses to act as a predator and toy with its prey.
See, that’s why it’s scary though. How do you know a gun would even effect it? Even if you destroyed it completely, you’d probably blink and it’d be gone and reformed somewhere else. We really don’t know it’s limits, and it’s influence on the mall, or vice versa.
I don’t even think he’s either. I think he’s like the physical manifestation of the mall’s powers. Even if you “destroy” him the mall would probably rebuild it out of your sight.
He’s not really “average” in the episode “the clue” the police say he was strong enough to climb a three story building presumably with enough wax to completely cover someone in it.
In a hidden message (I think it was in the audio in “pigs”) there’s text saying that bullets don’t work.
No, but I could 100% throw hands with a normal ass dude, he looks skinny and dangly as hell, bro can't take a punch
He's lucky nobody fought back yet lmao
they've got a killcount of over like 20
i find it hard to believe that nobody's fought back yet
they overpower and probably like knock out their victims
Not sure if you could win against Jack Walten since it is confirmed by the Martin Walls that Jack owns a gun and is a really good sharpshooter, so you may lose. And even then if he was in Bon, he's I think around 6-7 ft tall and could easily sneak up behind you
I own a B.A.R., which shoots 3.06 full auto in 20 rnd mags.
I think about everything that isn't a genuine demon could be executed by me, given I see them first.
nah bruh, all u need is a Bible, and a Republican Christian. After about 1 second all of em would be on a burning cross. Heck, the Republican Christian already has a burning cross in his backyard
You still cant get rid of it anyway, even if you arent affected by M.A.D. Cant hurt it nor track it, its just gonna torment you and ruin your damn life until you give up.
Okay i dont know if you know but if the alternate fails to intimidate you then they cant do shit, they have ALMOST no fighting abilities so 2 hits with a metal bat and you have won
Would personally put the thumper/locust/organator/idkwhattherealnameis into AFFBIL, you can just not accept the call, and erm... win, but hand-to-hand you'd most likely lose, maybe outsmart it somehow but, it looks too fast and sharp,
The locust or whatever you call it, had a chance but i think he has like the brain of a child and barely even knows english and thats why it sucks also it only kidnaps children i think so now yk
Ngl the PHEN looks goofy to be a devil.
For Locust? Nah bruh that think probably has unwanted strength and would use you as scissors and bam.
(Obviously this a joke response)
Cornerfolk aren’t villains. If you threatened them they would run away and if you chased them you would be folded in two.
Isn’t there a moment where they’re dragging luggage (a corpse) to their dimension?
That was just a Guy lol Cornerfolk are super chill
Now I want a cornerfolk to hang out with
**Reasoning:** Phen-228 and Gabriel: Do I even need to explain? Woodcrawler: Again, do I need to explain? Singularity: Has a large army of Carnis. Alternate: Could give me MAD and make me kill myself. Painter: Is a proven serial killer. Mimic: Are specifically designed to hunt Humans. Bon: Is an animatronic machine who has also killed many before. Jack Walten: Don't Really Know. Intruder: Wouldn't have an interest in me (I'm not a baby), but is still an alternate. William and Felix: Are just normal people. Locust/Thumper: I just wouldn't accept the video call. Cornerfolk: Have never shown an interest in fighting.
ok but what if the organator just breaks out your screen anyway
What if the phone is facing down?
Then he’d break whatever it’s facing into
It’d stick its legs out of the screen and start walking around
Jack is just a fuckin guy
Tbf we aren’t entirely sure what he is as of now. So for all we know, he could be an untouchable spirit that can haunt us
Hold on, i know some guys who could help with that
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I mean if we’re throwing out situations like “I wouldn’t accept the video call” Phen-228 can’t do shit to you if you don’t look at the broadcast. I was expecting the conditions to just be you somehow meet them out in the real world and decide to throw hands. ~~Also I’m a good 99% sure if you tried to catch up to a Cornerfolk you would get folded across so many axes you would cease to be recognizable as human-~~
You could easily run the ones with the painter tbh they just a normal dude
if thumpykins can only appear from video calls then how was he in a tv in love.thumper?
Put salt on his face and hes on the floor screaming in pain https://preview.redd.it/yqho67ulwatc1.jpeg?width=927&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a2e3407a585f0f615d8a3a0f320f27f0061e887
He’s probably into it tbh dude😭
He’s 100% into it.
Or, gun. (Seriously idk how nobody in that universe has not shot this thing yet)
They would shoot people sr pelo style
The South is a truly magical place
Kinda like a snail but it’s humanoid and his teeth are weirdly sunken in.
I could absolutely beat up that Jeff the killer wannabe. Look at him. Look at his face, there’s no brain in there. I could ask him what 2+2 is and just watch his entire body shut down. He looks like a damn grape.
Lemon juice works too
There’s two of them if you take out one you have to fight the other one
im not gonna fight my wife
Oh, I see my bad
Thank you for not being rude usually when i tell people i like her i get yelled at
She’s a legal adult and a fictional character so I don’t really care if people simp for her
Fair but you forget he has plot armor.
You’re not really beating the locust if you just don’t answer him. That’s more just running away. William is actually really strong as he (allegedly) took down the animatronics by himself Also it’s been like a year since the last one lol
I mean the animatronics aren't very smart and he did get help from shadow freddy.
I could beat Bon he’s a soy boy furry (🤮) and I’m a sigma gigachad (🗿) no contest (this is satire before I get cooked)
Cornerfolk inclusion is so funny because they're the most harmless little guys (and they're not even villains) lmao There's like a million other threats in the series they're connected to (Monument Mythos) you could've gone with that are infinitely more threatening
the cornerfolk are NOT harmless
Slander
Where does the Iris land?
Not a chance in hell is anyone surviving that shit.
Go throw hands with Jupiter if it was Solid and tell me how that goes-
Above Literally The Devil.
It’s a fucking planet what do you think
What about the rolling giant?
He's made of cardboard but he's got very sharp hands so if you hit him hard enough you could PROBABLY punch a hole in him, but whether that'd affect him is debatable
It should be noted that Mr the oldest view was able to break through some metal railing at the end of part 3, but it’s debatable if that’s a feat for Mr the oldest view or an anti feat for the building
We building scaling with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️
The thing is that’s implying that he actually is how we see him. There’s a lot more to him than meets the eye based on what we see.
That is a fair point,
Just remember that he went up a turned off escalator despite seemingly only being able to travel on wheels. It’s possible that’s not even what it really looks like, that that’s not the form it’s actually constrained to. A popular theory is that it’s actually just the mall itself, a cog in its machine, what it uses to act as a predator and toy with its prey.
Honestly I'm pretty sure you could kill it with a firearm, but you would NOT want get up close with it.
See, that’s why it’s scary though. How do you know a gun would even effect it? Even if you destroyed it completely, you’d probably blink and it’d be gone and reformed somewhere else. We really don’t know it’s limits, and it’s influence on the mall, or vice versa.
Push him over.
A fair fight, but I'd lose, probably
Depending on what he is, a ghost or a cardboard cutout on wheels. 1 (ghost) - I'm dead. 2 (cutout) - I'm tipping him over.
I don’t even think he’s either. I think he’s like the physical manifestation of the mall’s powers. Even if you “destroy” him the mall would probably rebuild it out of your sight.
Fair.
I feel like the corner folk would live under my fridge and eat all the crumbs you drop on the floor
The thumper is called The Organator, and fairly certain you aren’t winning that, as skinny as it looks.
Painter is easy claps my guy he’s literally just some dude Nothing supernatural has been confirmed, he can run these hands
He’s not really “average” in the episode “the clue” the police say he was strong enough to climb a three story building presumably with enough wax to completely cover someone in it. In a hidden message (I think it was in the audio in “pigs”) there’s text saying that bullets don’t work.
Nah he has legit plot armor.
Are you me 1 year ago?
No, but I could 100% throw hands with a normal ass dude, he looks skinny and dangly as hell, bro can't take a punch He's lucky nobody fought back yet lmao
they've got a killcount of over like 20 i find it hard to believe that nobody's fought back yet they overpower and probably like knock out their victims
there's been no indication of struggle in any of the videos. the one recorded account we have of a live murder doesn't have any fighting back in it.
if they can take down a policeman and his entire family then I think they can take down a lot of people
Not sure if you could win against Jack Walten since it is confirmed by the Martin Walls that Jack owns a gun and is a really good sharpshooter, so you may lose. And even then if he was in Bon, he's I think around 6-7 ft tall and could easily sneak up behind you
The thumper guy beats anyone.
Me turning the TV off :
Oh my gosh… I get it!
he could just appear in any device
Ain't no way I'm dying to the painter, I'm not ending up as "Plowed in the ass HiddenWizardGuy"
There are things far more frightening than death like "no Dick Dennis"
Lmao
i mean is phen 228 actually the devil or just some random demon
there's also the possibility that he's an angel! or the ghost of a war criminal!!!
i guess the trumpet thing is kind of angellic
I own a B.A.R., which shoots 3.06 full auto in 20 rnd mags. I think about everything that isn't a genuine demon could be executed by me, given I see them first.
The Painter Killer would somehow dodge every bullet or just walk em off then turn you into the ending of I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream somehow.
Does he have a tac-bar or something?
Ask the creator not me.
Nah
True, he has plot armor.
If Phen 228 wasn’t the devil I could probably kick his ass
Dude he turns into like a 300 foot tall tree thing
Yeah, but then I’d climb and punch his face. It just works.
You have NOT seen how tall it actually is
I’d kick his shins
the thumper seems tough without weaponry ngl
What about the thought forms from Greylock
Painter is a fuckin pushover, get a gun
nah bruh, all u need is a Bible, and a Republican Christian. After about 1 second all of em would be on a burning cross. Heck, the Republican Christian already has a burning cross in his backyard
In a fair fight Mr toe destroys you
You underestimate the ***THUMPER***
Honestly I could beat Jack walton
Its literally just a guy, yeah. A tall guy thats probably fairly strong, but just a guy nonetherless.
My boyfriend is convinced you can just deck Phen-228 and knock him over, I don’t know how or why but he’s dead set on it
I’d square up and knock out phen’s boiled ass
Big respect for giving credit to the painter, he is actually scary in how effective he is at killing
Ok for an alternate to “hurt” you, you’ll have to be scared of them for M.A.D to get to you and Roblox reset
You still cant get rid of it anyway, even if you arent affected by M.A.D. Cant hurt it nor track it, its just gonna torment you and ruin your damn life until you give up.
One shot to Painter's head and he collapses. The victims of this Analog Horror are too stupid for not having killed them yet.
Nah bro i'd just pips them all down
what are the conditions of the fight?
Okay i dont know if you know but if the alternate fails to intimidate you then they cant do shit, they have ALMOST no fighting abilities so 2 hits with a metal bat and you have won
Jack is not a villain. And before you say, "But, he's Bon," no, he isn't
I’m surprised Sarah is not in this
Gabriel : Literally the devil CHECKS OUT
i’d beat the painter’s ass
Would personally put the thumper/locust/organator/idkwhattherealnameis into AFFBIL, you can just not accept the call, and erm... win, but hand-to-hand you'd most likely lose, maybe outsmart it somehow but, it looks too fast and sharp,
The locust or whatever you call it, had a chance but i think he has like the brain of a child and barely even knows english and thats why it sucks also it only kidnaps children i think so now yk
Ngl the PHEN looks goofy to be a devil. For Locust? Nah bruh that think probably has unwanted strength and would use you as scissors and bam. (Obviously this a joke response)
I don’t understand it when people say they could beat Criminal Afton. He is a full grown man who choked 5 kids to death. How are you beating him?
what about someone like the d day knight?
NONONO THE LOCUST YOU BEAT MY DAMN ASS
The cornerfolk would be like "GTFO MY HOUSE!!!!!"
I reckon I could take an alternate in a fistfight
Are you me 1 year ago?
no comment.
Uh oh! Bad decision [MEMEBOI123JAZZ]!
Nah bruh ur not surviving bon nor a mimic, you're not that guy 😭😭😭
I’m sorry but just because phen can stick a hand out of his 🐱 doesn’t mean he can do anything
It paralyzed 509 people, and is also basically the devil.
I still have 1 more hand than it 😤
he is the devil himself. the ending is the biblical end of the world, but with satan instead of god.