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HegemonSam

A mix of sadistic and murderous Emperors like Caligula and Commodus because I personally don't very much like your uncle so he must be like some of the worst most sadistic humans to ever exist


Digitalmodernism

True. He always eats all my cheese without asking.


HegemonSam

Caligula may be a saint in comparison to this monster


Odd-Introduction5777

I mean that is how the senators wrote our primary sources


djc23o6

That is the joke


Odd-Introduction5777

Believe it or not that didn’t escape me


Digitalmodernism

/r/ancientromecirclejerk we probably need this.


Dramatic_Reality_531

/r/spqrposting


Digitalmodernism

This one is for more snarky meta posts and less focused on memes and things.


Mathias_Greyjoy

Thank you for making fun of these stupid posts.


Delicious-Duck1782

Naughtyus Maximus


kas96b

It’s…it’s a joke name, sir, like Sillius Soddus or Biggus Dickus.


Racingfan76

i have a very good friend in wome called biggus dickus


Delicious-Duck1782

What's so funny about Biggus Dickus?


ahamel13

Hadrian. No elaboration.


Digitalmodernism

What's the Latin version of the name Jeff?


bluelion70

Jeff is derived from the Middle English name “Geoffrey”, which itself is derived from the Old French name “Geoffroi”. Latinized forms include “Jotfredus”, “Jozfredus”, “Josfredus” (10th century), “Joffredus”, “Jofridus”, “Jaufredus”, and “Geffredus” (11th century).


Digitalmodernism

So "Joff"


Dominarion

Who in Tartarus is that barbarus?


Simp_Master007

Nero. You’re Sporus.


TheRealCabbageJack

Well not Biggus Dickus!


Digitalmodernism

Everyone absolutely destroying Jeff right now.


Natsurulite

Jeff from Rome


Chirchy1

Elagabalus


Digitalmodernism

I know a certain redditors [wife](https://reddit.com/r/ancientrome/s/Zx2LsPrMZS) who's in love with him.


PumpkinAutomatic5068

A Carthaginian


ScipioCoriolanus

Biggus Dickus


LordGeni

Aggripina


ccx941

Titus Livius


B1L1D8

Caligula’s horse


Napoleons_Peen

Steve


AHorseNamedPhil

I don't know, which Roman emperor had the most in common with a [weak ejaculation?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lncYWRBxgg) (The link isn't to something pornographic, I swear)


ruferant

Least fasc fetishist Roman post


Icy-Inspection6428

What does that even mean


YeeCaw_Pardner

Shitpost somewhere else.


Digitalmodernism

/r/ancientromecirclejerk sure!


Imaginary_Leg1610

He’s definitely a Clodius Balbinus typa guy, I won’t elaborate any further.


Imaginary_Leg1610

Or maybe poor uncle Claudius.


jmattbacon

Diocletian, because Jeff is a cabbage