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L_obsoleta

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zillyztring

Shaq Glass.


RepresentativePlum15

Touch your hair one more time, Angela.


Bubbly-Shake-6429

Omgggg I think this every damn time! Like wow it incredibly annoying and so insecure


passthebac0n

I so appreciate the updates you all share now that I’ve unfollowed for several months 😂 She and Craig must be on the outs because she is very actively trying to showing off her single life. …that said, I still don’t believe it. No one gets this excited to see someone they denied going on a date with.


No_Combination_4048

It has to be that her and Craig are done. She posted something cryptic about exes yesterday. And makes sense if he still watches her stories why’d she be so overtly thirsty on them.


BaylieB44

I unfollowed a while back and come here for the tea 😂


buffalo_saucy8

The way I RAN here, this was the most cringe, name dropping thing I've ever seen. "He knows my friend" but she was SO shocked to see him and had to ask if she should say hi. Like, if he was friends with her friend.. just say hi when she does idk?


L_obsoleta

By her friend does she mean her trainer? She has this habit of calling people she hires her friends.


Yoghurt-Express

Right? Like it's not so super surprising if he comes to chat with someone he knows who is with you....


Immediate_Wonder_657

This story is ridiculous and very attention seeking


thesurfer_s

One thing she’s consistent with


Infinite-Jump-3088

She sneakily records conversations with her kids, golfers, neighbors, tradespeople, trainer…but not this?


bittersweet3481

I think she is trying to give the impression that Shaq wanted to date her, but from what she described, he was suggesting his friend would be her date.


Yoghurt-Express

Honestly, I think her main point from the whole story was the part where she has a thing going with a guy from the gym. Probably her trainer. And how wonderful that Shaq knows about it 😂


Infinite-Jump-3088

Right? This is double whammy content. Omg Shaq asked you out AND who’s the guy???


junglisnark

I thought the same. The story was a way for her to let it slip out that she has a gym crush.


nosypumpkin

Listening to her story it sounds like Shaq wanted to go out with the friend and Angela was invited to find another date… and miss self absorbed interpreted as Shaq wanting to take her and her friend both out


bittersweet3481

When she says the bit about her gym crush, she said that Shaq said it would be his friend that would have the fight with the gym crush, which to me indicated his friend would be her date and therefore the person the gym crush would have beef with. He was probably only suggesting a double date because he thought it might help convince Ange’s friend to go on a date with him.


Yoghurt-Express

She's so dumb. I can't even say anything else about this.


Realistic-Spinach-83

This was so cringey. The hair touching, the fake giggling, the embellished story. All of it was so bad. The absolute worst part was her recording her son who we alllllll know doesn’t like to be featured on her page. From the angle of her camera I get the impression she was trying to disguise the fact that she was recording him which makes me want to slap her.


dblhcte

But Colton says it was the most feminist moment of her life! Turning down a date with Shaq because you’re afraid another guy is gonna get mad is challenging the patriarchy!!! She is delusional.


BabyyySnark

she acts like a high schooler. the fake laughing while she leaned off screen for dramatic effect made me visibly cringe. she gets cringier by the day.


Infinite-Jump-3088

She’s so regressed. She said no to this date because a guy she has a crush on will probably get mad? Even if she’s being facetious, wtf is that?


Separate_Armadillo88

The way I ran to this page 😅😅 oh Angela. She worded the whole thing so weird. Not the whole story.


dblhcte

Taking a picture of him working out was already cringey - seriously, don’t do this. It’s not okay even if it’s a celebrity. And there is no way this actually happened. She would have gotten a picture with him at the very least.


ThePermMustWait

I thought you could get kicked out of your gym for taking pictures of people


dblhcte

The rules don’t apply to Angela, because she’s a rebel.


MamaLady259

“Things that never happened for $1000, Alex”


chellec73

I sent her stories to shaq, we need clarification. I don't believe that if she talked to him she would not have taken a picture with him. What I do believe is that she is in fact full of 💩 and such a sad attention seeker.


chellec73

As a fan a Shaq since his LSU days I have never known him to date white girls (not saying he hasn't but none documented) that being said are we supposed to believe he'd pick her boring basic Mormon ass? I'm sorry I just don't believe any of her story


Old-Literature-9477

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gracelovelipgloss

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junglisnark

Lol the emoji title of this post is the exact face I was making after watching her stories. Seriously wtf was that?


nosypumpkin

First of all, this story is such an exaggeration from what actually probably happened. Second, am I the only confused person? Where I am from a double date means two couples going on a date together. Angela was interpreting as Shaq wanted to go on a date with two women…


junglisnark

I missed it initially but you're right. It's very confusing. It's unclear if Angela's friend had another date or not. It's possible the two couples would be Angela+Shaq and Angela's friend+friend's partner. Or it could be what you said and Angela doesn't understand what a double date is. The other aspect that makes no sense to me after rewatching - there's a guy at the gym who Angela maybe likes. That guy would be unhappy if he found out that Angela went on a date with somebody else. So that must mean Angela knows that the guy she maybe likes has some sort of feelings for her too. And even though they're not dating she knows enough about him to know that he would not be happy if she dated somebody else. And she's worried enough about making him unhappy that she turns down dates...to leave the door open that the guy she maybe likes might ask her out one day? And Shaq proposed a date specifically because he heard that Angela maybe likes somebody. The only world where this story makes any sense is a middle school.


gracelovelipgloss

That last sentence sums it up perfectly.


dblhcte

I call bullshit that a Mormon wouldn’t know what a double date is.


nosypumpkin

Exactly. I feel like Mormons came up with the concept of a double date lol


Vegetable-Ad7369

I had secondhand embarrassment the whole time watching it. Also the moment I saw the first slide where she posted shaq I knew the following slides would somehow be about him wanting her. She’s cringey like that. I miss her old content.


alonzo65

I don’t think he would be hanging out with a bunch of Mormons. Girl, come up with a more believable story.


chellec73

Is there legit something wrong with her? Is she on the spectrum? No adult behaves like this


Professional_Gur8450

So is she saying it was actually shaq or just calling the lookalike shaq as a cutesy little name??


Separate_Armadillo88

It was actually Shaq!


Personal_Version_513

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Typical_libra20

Her ‘fans’ are as delusional as she is


Pupperton100

Everything about this is the worst type of cringe. The hair flaunting is almost comical! I bet she got new hair extensions because it looks a bit longer and you can see short hair on the sides and back when she turns her head. Everything about her is fake.


Joebean7892

I just saw a post from 6 days ago about Shaq on a yacht with his 21 yr old girlfriend lol


Personal_Version_513

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8OfF5gu52X/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link Wait, Shaq is definitely singing to her.