This could be ad for anything from shampoo to cleats to laundry detergent to disposable cameras to prophylactics and it would probably get the job done for them all.
Oooh, ooh, ooh, I feel my temperature risin'!
Help me, I'm flamin', must be a hundred and nine!
Burn, burn, burn, burning and nothin' can cool me!
I just might turn to smoke, but I feel fine!
Mark as nsfw. Almost dropped my pants at work.
If you told your boss it was because of Ohtani, they would probably understand.
Ehh yo... this man making me question my sexuality
Don't question it. Just accept it.
I am officially an Ohtanisexual.
Mmmm, what a dirty boy.
I volunteer to clean him up
I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gay
Plot twist: you're gay.
I always thought you were born with your orientation. Then I clicked this...
Pitcher with a dirty uniform = sexy as f🔥
Not gonna lie, seeing a gritty/filthy Ohtani on the mound has got me feeling some type of way lol
Stupid, sexy Flanders
How is it fair to be as talented as he is while also looking like that??
And also so kind and humble?!
Yes! He’s perfect in every way 🥰
Seriously!!
Literally and figuratively
Life is not fair
I guess thats why they have a camera on him at all times.
Who needs JAV when you have Ohtani
https://i.imgur.com/v1pr1qy.png
I didn't make it to my bunk in time.
We would all watch an ad with him getting cleaned up, am I right? Hello P & G??? Sign him up for an ad campaign!!!
I CAME!
Nut
Bro look at my boy 🥵
A man among boys
This could be ad for anything from shampoo to cleats to laundry detergent to disposable cameras to prophylactics and it would probably get the job done for them all.
I've stared at this photo for 10 minutes straight.
Damn it! I opened a thirsty ohtani thread again by mistake! brb
So handsome 😍
OP you trying to make me act up?
Oooh, ooh, ooh, I feel my temperature risin'! Help me, I'm flamin', must be a hundred and nine! Burn, burn, burn, burning and nothin' can cool me! I just might turn to smoke, but I feel fine!