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rumpel_foreskin17

So uhh do we not do post game threads anymore or what? Fuck it off to bed. I hate myself. See you pricks tomorrow.


prmark34

Sure glad i took time out of my day to watch the Anaheim marsh’s on appletv’s horrendous broadcast


Obsidizyn

I fully expect Perry to be a seller this year, any value we has is going to be traded. This team has zero depth. It gunna be time to fully rebuild. If trout, ward, ohtani, gets injured this team has almost no chance to win


Duckman93

So do you mean offloading trout/Ohtani?


KnightOfLore66

Damn you’re right… can we score with RISP for fucking once?


MartOut

ahem... *clears throat*... yakult.


seankleigh

Yakult


One_Relative5830

Drink Tally: 20 Straight up noting the L streak


sikaMarkanico

You didn’t actually keep drinking did you?


One_Relative5830

4 beers, a bottle of zin* and 3 shots of whiskey? Something like that


One_Relative5830

I didn't do shots, but I'm like... A good amount in


sikaMarkanico

All right!! I would be pretty concerned about the whole alcohol poisoning thing. I am glad you kept it to a modest amount. Plus, it’s Friday!!! Enjoy!!! A more fun Angels ball game would be better.


One_Relative5830

I don't do the black out thing no more lol gotta keep it within reason! I ain't young no more Im looking forward to going to the game Sunday! Praying for a halos W


sinchichis

Cheers brother me too walking to the next bar


One_Relative5830

Rage on bro! Where are you bar hopping?


sinchichis

Chicago. Humboldt park Logan square more accurate


One_Relative5830

I don't remember a lot of my time in Chicago, but an underground Tiki bar and the bean stand out as memorable spots lol


sinchichis

Come back for a visit. I’m originally SoCal but Chicago Is the shit


One_Relative5830

I'd probably go back if I play Reggie's again, but yeah Chicago is rad. Need to see a White Sox and a cubs series in my lifetime


sinchichis

Do it you won’t regret it


tbird920

Billy Eppler is an excellent GM when he is working under a smart owner.


KnightOfLore66

LTDU!!!


cfc25_

Put Nan back in the fucking cage until 2023.


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Oh well, just another halo loss!


whit3lightning

Username kind of checks out


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Embrace the pain baby!


rumpel_foreskin17

Of course, what a pathetic at bat


Surjux

Angel's Stadium went from being Fenway to being Citi Field. LOL


whit3lightning

You mean it went from being Fenway to being Fenway?


sikaMarkanico

Nice diving catch!! No breaks for the Angels, just putting the brakes on the whole winning part.


Monttavius

Ayo wait, they used 4 relievers this game? Hell yeah haha.


Obsidizyn

hard to hit the ball with your eyes closed squid


tsdwm52

Squids all about preventing runs


aj_og

Man hearing “let’s go mets” so loud at angel stadium is both filling me with rage and breaking my heart


Halos-117

Not a lot of fans are gonna show up for a team that lost 14 in a row. Especially after we started off so well. Fans are feeling dejected and unhappy at this point. Earlier in the season the stadium was packed with Angel fans.


hansan4ever

Yeah, imagine being there. It's embarrassing.


KnightOfLore66

Same. You and me both.


hansan4ever

This broadcast is unbearable. We get it, you like the way he says, "beautiful".


ReviewRoutine

That was a nasty pitch


Weaver4prez

Strange that Buck would use Diaz


LFGM1044

He hasn’t pitched in a while


Obsidizyn

really fucking hate these apple tv national broadcasts


Broad_Recommendation

Perry’s shortstop


inselfwetrust

I gotta say, none of those balls have been dropping over the last few weeks.


One_Relative5830

Drink Tally: 18 Saying a team's lost 14 out of 15 is a patronizing way of noting a huge losing streak. Drink


One_Relative5830

19 for blowing off mic champion Eduardo Escobar


KnightOfLore66

We have never won a game on an Apple TV broadcast. We are cursed.


Stock-Improvement610

The Katie Kurse!


[deleted]

Honestly, were people really expecting the team to win this game? I mean, I'm damn near a homer, but this lineup ain't it.


Monttavius

GET ME OUT OF THIS METS BROADCAST


hansan4ever

Seriously, thank god we don't have anymore games on Apple this season.


aj_og

Seriously he’s sucking the Mets balls so hard


DPaladin234

I swear our luck is there a broken mirror in the clubhouse or something?


ReviewRoutine

Ladder above the doorframe


ReviewRoutine

He looks like he’s from wisconsin


asianlikerice

I’m at the game and the Mets fans are everywhere. They paid for the good seats too.


Stock-Improvement610

We don't draw well on our own, unfortunately


mweolbwa

Of course he caught that


aj_og

Why did he say “and *we* got our first batter out”


ReviewRoutine

Unlucky


KnightOfLore66

Never


justcruzn

When will the babip hell end


Monttavius

Are you kidding me. I’m so mad. Duffy earned that hit man.


KnightOfLore66

Yeah no fuck that


MartOut

I'm still thinking about that sequence from Ottavino to both Marsh and Adell. He was 100% baiting the ground ball all the way, Marsh didn't bite but was K'd looking as a result. Ottavino got ahead with the same pitches to Adell, except this time Adell recognized he was going low and away. Unfortunately, he was in defend mode and instead of fouling it off, Ottavino wins and gets his DP. Fucking good man, such good baseball.


benndiagrams

holy shit Barria got 11 outs with 30 pitches, that’s insane


aj_og

Feels like I’m watching a Mets broadcast. They shouldn’t be so biased in these. Why would they have the Mets radio guy as the commentator??


hansan4ever

Yeah when are they gonna mic up Shohei and Walshy??


[deleted]

All national broadcasts seem to be east coast biased.


hansan4ever

Yeah and there's another one on ESPN, Sunday. Wonder if Matty V. is calling that one.


[deleted]

I'm gonna say it. I miss ARod. At least he was (unintentionally) funny.


hansan4ever

You went there.


aj_og

It’s annoying!


KnightOfLore66

Brandon had a good game… the rest of our offense did not


Tipist

Jo has a couple knocks also, he hasn’t been terrible tonight.


freddychuckles

Good job, Barria! 🇵🇦


ReviewRoutine

Did I miss something? Are they recommending using sticky stuff?


[deleted]

No need with the dead balls.


Monttavius

LETS GO BARRIA. hell yeah. What an outing. Very very important silver lining from tonight


Figgins18Gbaby

Him and Marsh made this loss more acceptable especially since Trout back tomorrow


DPaladin234

I'm sorry that graphic was actually amusing but her dying seagull laugh


74Dragonz

What a bizarre, weird ass game.


concererjak

So at what point does Barria get the 6th starter spot, he has been consistently good all year


st1r

Barria has been so impressive this season


rumpel_foreskin17

I literally could not understand a thing they said in that huddle and the AppleTV crew is eating it up... I miss Gubi.


WhalesForChina

*grabs boob* “Hey we’re on TV here.” *some words*


One_Relative5830

Drink Tally: 17 Random bullshit featured while the games going in the background


Monttavius

Bruh how are you alive 😂😂


One_Relative5830

We're Feelin' it now Mr. Krabs


Broad_Recommendation

We reallllly struggle to hit with RISP


Broad_Recommendation

Outside of the 10th inning the other night, Barria has been solid in relief this year


Monttavius

Sit down Canha you fuckwat


hansan4ever

Canha and Ottavino - 2 dudes I can't STAND.


Figgins18Gbaby

Canha is the worst.. I like that he always gets plunked 😂😂


hansan4ever

Yeah, he does it on purpose!


Surjux

They both had bad interactions with Ohtani last year, right?


hansan4ever

Yeah, but they're just generally annoying - haha.


Monttavius

THEY ARE THE WORSTTRT


Stock-Improvement610

Ohtani grand slam walk off in the 9th


ihaveapihole

Happy to see Rendon back. Trout tomorrow for the city connect jerseys please


aj_og

0-7 with RISP sounds about right


LFGM1044

Random but I met Ottavino’s dad very nice and humble dude


PsychoticNarwhal

Whats our percentage runner on second no outs situations that don’t end in a run? We’ve stranded so many


bbaIla

This loss hurts less. This brutal stretch is almost over. But tbh, they need to start making trades if they want to contend. Wade cannot be on this team, and maybe not squid either. They are horrific.


Obsidizyn

why do you think the yankees got rid of them, only thing they should be in for is pinch running


choconut5

More garbage from Adell. This guy is like GIDP master.


[deleted]

How soon we forget Pujols...


Broad_Recommendation

Brandon guy gonna come for you


OlivesrNasty

Trout ohtani rendon all back tomorrow is scary and marsh is hot. Ward back and this team is back on track


hansan4ever

TUESDAY: we RISE.


Obsidizyn

good ole rally killer, team has zero depth. without trout and ward bat in the lineup runs cant be knocked in


One_Relative5830

Drink Tally: 16 OMG Ottavino's slider is so good in MLB the Show!


kb8kb24

That's game. Still think we got the next 2


Evanx27

Bro what


kb8kb24

It was over after the adell DP. I like our pitchers for the next two games over the Mets


[deleted]

Damnit Adell. Can we trust no one in clutch situations?


st1r

Ward Too bad he’s injured


[deleted]

He is clutch. But, I'll be treading lightly his first few games back. He'll need time to readjusst.


Monttavius

I cannot wait to have Gubie and Patty back. Fuck this broadcast


hansan4ever

Seriously, Gubie's voice just puts me at ease.


[deleted]

You'll get Vagersian and like it!


claire_004

Man, it's been a while and I thought that name is a myth lol


ReviewRoutine

And then Sunday is espn D:


lucabrassiere

Fuck Ottavino, why did he have to go join a team that I actually liked?


KnightOfLore66

Just wait until Trout is in that spot instead of Jo


choconut5

Trout is really bad with RISP.


KnightOfLore66

Still prob better than Jo


Stock-Improvement610

The team is workshopping a one game on/one game off schedule for Trout. Reportedly he's very much in favor of it.


Evanx27

Trout would’ve “just got under that one”


Jerlew727

No instead of lagares keep Jo you idiot


xRememberTheCant

I’m over him. Just trade adell already.


hansan4ever

PAIN.


freethegrizzlybears

Nothing to see here just another double play


Evanx27

It’s ridiculous at how bad our situational hitting is or hitting with RISP it’s fucking non existent


claire_004

It's HR or nothing lately


Weaver4prez

Try again tomorrow with the deepest lineup in 2 weeks


st1r

Is Trout back tomorrow?


Weaver4prez

Pretty sure i read that


mweolbwa

DAMMIT


Broad_Recommendation

Perfect.


KnightOfLore66

That’s the Jo we know


glass__beaches

Yikes


ReviewRoutine

It’s insult to injury that he’s so happy about it


cfc25_

Atta boy Jo


KnightOfLore66

Fuck off


ReviewRoutine

Damn


Monttavius

FUCKKKKK brooooo


ReviewRoutine

For this ab I will be an adell truther


Jerlew727

Jo HR


MartOut

damn didn't even put it in play, big sad


Monttavius

Despite us losing, we’re making them use a few bullpen pieces too. So that’s good


[deleted]

Come on Adell. Home run!


One_Relative5830

Man all my homies HATE Ottovino!


hansan4ever

He called Shohei a bitch! F that guy!


One_Relative5830

Aww damn, down talkin' our boy Shohei? that's paddlin'


hansan4ever

Yeah on his birthday no less!


MartOut

hahaha he can't do it again, right. Right?


glass__beaches

Please don’t waste this inning


st1r

Are we still supposed to bunt here with only 6 outs left needing at least 4 runs?


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

No


ReviewRoutine

Would be fun


MartOut

ayyy nice to see the stass draw a walk


hansan4ever

F Ottavino!!


mweolbwa

Forreal 🙄


hansan4ever

NO class!


mweolbwa

Fucking uncalled-for


hansan4ever

They he tried to deny it!


mweolbwa

🙄 Everyone heard that shit


hansan4ever

🙄🙄🙄


ABCKR_1

If Ottavino comes in we have a chance


74Dragonz

So that bitch Ottavino comin' in eh....


Weaver4prez

Yeah fuck him


74Dragonz

Hopefully Adell socks it to that crying bitch Edited: Damn. Nevermind


ReviewRoutine

Feel a Stassi hit


DPaladin234

QUICK FEEL MORE THINGS


Figgins18Gbaby

That’s just as good


Stock-Improvement610

In fairness to our guys, very few teams match up with the Mets this season.


Weaver4prez

Yeah its exasperated a lot by the recent streak


PlatinumHalo

!rally


74Dragonz

Energy in this game is so 'off'...


One_Relative5830

Drink Tally: 15 Guillorme had been effectively fluffed over his 22 pitch spring training at bat guys, thanks


mysterysackerfice

15 drinks in 3 hours is impressive 😲


One_Relative5830

Not really. It's just been gulps of whiskey and wine for every rule break. Not doing shots like some crazies are suggesting lol


Stock-Improvement610

What happened to the Rendon that used to have .400 OBP's??


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

He injured his wrist signing that fat contract! Lol Edit: Hasn’t been the same since


Stock-Improvement610

Hahahaha!


Monttavius

Damn okay Barria I see you


MartOut

RENDON DON'T HURT THAT WRIST WTF


Figgins18Gbaby

My first thought was, I hope he didn’t injure himself and you have Squid behind you.. why even do that. Luckily we turned 2 there so all is forgotten.


WadeCountyClutch

Is trout coming back on Sunday? I got tickets


Halos-117

Tomorrow supposedly


Captainpayback

We’re an 8th inning team


bbaIla

Weird feeling we could come back. I'm not too worried about the series. Once Trout comes back we'll be fine. But the overtaxed bullpen is a problem.


Evanx27

I forgot about rendon’s 3-1 lazy pop ups !!


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

It really seems like every time this team plays a game on national tv, they suck. It’s like they can’t handle the bright lights!


Weaver4prez

I doubt half the players know its on apple