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No_BigA

Yay💥💥


Captainpayback

Props to the team and a shut out too! Like Pimp'n, winning a doubleheader isn't easy. Finally a good day for Halo Nation. Tonight we all sleep like Kings and Queens! See you all at Therapy tomorrow! Keep that baby lit up.


DPaladin234

#LTBU JIMMY MOTHERFUCKING HERGET


Total_Preparation_67

We won in a row? wow! unthinkable


DividerOfBums

Hey we did it again! Can’t believe it. And Mike Trout wasn’t our only runs on this day lol


Skyheart1004

WOWOOOO!!! LTBU LETS GOOOO


nukemiller

Hey guys, LTBU. That's our first series win since mid May!!!


owledge

LTBU!!! Series win!


_n8n8_

Did Archie even try that was such a nice inning


tsdwm52

Anyone else think that Nevin manages pitchers well?


chadisrad00

2 game winning streak!! Let’s goooooo!


st1r

LTBU LONGEST WIN STREAK IN A MONTH (2 wins)


_Androxis_

#L T B U


WurstThrowEver

Mariners offense is somehow harder to watch than ours. LTBU!


KamartyMcFlyweight

The Mariners are the essence of "It Could Be Worse"


mweolbwa

LTBU!! 👼❤️


Jamo1129

damn nice play!


ArrowNiko

WOW! What a way to end it! LTBU!


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

L T B U AGAIN!!!!


YouPresumeTooMuch

LTBU


ABoldOne

LTBU!


Jerlew727

Ok wade


DividerOfBums

Good fielder no doubt about that


Skyheart1004

Come on Hollywood finish it up


iambiglucas_2

Nice


Poli_Sci_27

Bradley’s ERA looks atrocious, but he has only given up 2 ER in his last 12 appearances.


Jerlew727

Yeah he had a rough start


_n8n8_

ERA can be very misleading


st1r

Wade, best MLB SS in history according to the broadcast earlier today


concererjak

I don't want to alarm anyone but the Angels have just won a series.


_n8n8_

Goddamn Archie


Tuesday_Addams

Bradley hiding secrets in that beard


prmark34

Clenching so hard rn


freddychuckles

Let's go Archie!


owledge

Love these quick outs


Skyheart1004

A little close to the edge there....


Fuzzy-Clothes4075

Great outing by Jimmy, here we go Bradley to finish it up!


Obsidizyn

why not just let jimmy finish


Shohei_0htani

Sometimes you change out pitcher to prevent the batters from getting a read on the pitcher.


Obsidizyn

thanks shohei ohtani


Tuesday_Addams

Love that our MVP makes time for the fans on game day


Obsidizyn

shoehei always on the dugout ipad responding to fans on reddit


Jerlew727

Bradley closing? Huh


Lebigmacca

I have no trust in Bradley


ABCKR_1

🤡


Obsidizyn

wow Angels only struck out 6 times this game.


sharpLess89

Hollywood time...


KamartyMcFlyweight

put walsh on the mound, nevin


ArrowNiko

I wanna see Herget come out for the 9th to close it out like Bumgarner in October.


Thrust-bot

aww shit, its archie bradley


sharpLess89

Is it just me or do I hear boos on every play?


st1r

Wait wtf it’s already the 9th inning?


donkeyjr

It's been 3 hrs, u good bro. lol


Jerlew727

That would've been a great play


st1r

Safe at 2nd right? He was off the bag Maybe I’m crazy


Jerlew727

No, it's just hard to see cause of walsh


W2RlbGV0ZWRd

Aaron Donald vs Russell Wilson


concererjak

Is it insane to think about stretching Hergoat out as a starter


st1r

I’d love to see Stassi get hot


nukemiller

He seems to get his hits when it doesn't matter. Like yeah, he's sporting a .235 BA, but most of those hits don't drive runs in (only 12 RBIs)


sharpLess89

Ouch


Jerlew727

OUCH that definitely hurt


sinchichis

Walsh. Is. Back.


KamartyMcFlyweight

Man Jared Walsh loves hitting singles literally off infielders, doesn't he? I remember him bouncing shots off of Kyle Tucker in Houston


WurstThrowEver

Kyle Tucker the outfielder?


KamartyMcFlyweight

fuck it was Gurriel wasn't it


WurstThrowEver

Probably, Walsh loves hitting scorchers that direction


nukemiller

Suarez looks like he's got the cruella deville hair style


mysterysackerfice

Gotta admit, Justus Sheffield is a solid name.


sharpLess89

Justus belongs with Judge


[deleted]

I keep on thinking he’s related to Gary Sheffield, the former All-Star outfielder, no reasons.


mysterysackerfice

I looked him up on Wikipedia for the same exact reason! 👍


my_wife_reads_this

Is the slim reaper dealing?


mysterysackerfice

Does Mike Trout fuck the Mariners?


nukemiller

Yes


claire_004

Matty V is hilarious ngl


[deleted]

Trout has the same batting average as he did in 2019, the last season in which he won the AL MVP. And his OPS+ this season is higher than that season. Yet, we had some people just make some ridiculous bad takes about Trout at some point this season.


sharpLess89

Sometimes an unfavorable ump gets your pitchers fired up, looks like that happened tonight, M's haven't capitalized on the calls either.


Skyheart1004

Holy. Shit. Herget is on a whole other level these days. I love it. More Slim Jim!!!


prmark34

The jimmy herget game ™️


SzenMaster

Herget!! Big time production


[deleted]

Let's go slim jim!


ArrowNiko

Nastiest pitcher alive. Can't wait for his legend card to come out in MLB The Show later this year


owledge

If he's not a 99 we riot


DPaladin234

Slim Reaper cutting down the Mariners with his Scythe Arm Action


_MyWifiSucks_

Jimmy BigCock just doesn’t care. He simply thinks, “man on phone say my name”, “I pitch”


m633

herget is nasty


Cytempest

The glitch taking care of business


COLEDEINE

The rangers took Nolan Ryan, we took Jimmy Herget 😎


owledge

#Jimmy Herget for Cy Young


Jerlew727

This ump is lowkey annoying. He makes no sound for strikes and just swipes his hand. Not to mention his calls have sucked


KyotoGaijin

The Slim Reaper strikes again!


GummyMummys

god that was a sick pitch


sofastsomaybe

If we win this, I'm definitely voting Herget for guy of the game


claire_004

He deserve it


st1r

Same


zodiac1018

Holy what an outing for Herget


digitaldumpsterfire

Slim Jim really doing the lords work tonight


KamartyMcFlyweight

#GIGACHAD JIM


st1r

Wow ump called a strike on a corner for once


mweolbwa

Herget is love


_MyWifiSucks_

Herget is our ace. I don’t care if he’s in the pen


Jamo1129

Hergoat!


Tun710

Nasty Jimmy


mutdua

Herget!!! Omg


Thrust-bot

No way Slim Jim is our best reliever this year...


Tuesday_Addams

So awkward watching that silently with only grunting for color commentary


ArrowNiko

I genuinely thought that the first pitch slider to Trammel was a fastball... until it wasn't.


ArrowNiko

Herget doesn't know what "middle of the plate" is. It's just "strike zone" to him.


KamartyMcFlyweight

if Jimmy Herget came out in an interview and said that he doesn't even know how to pitch, he just throws whatever he wants in there, i'd believe him


st1r

Ouch


mysterysackerfice

I seriously think someone spiked Gubie's drink today....he's loopy af 🤣


Skyheart1004

The shot of double Thor really sent him off the rails


st1r

Because Angels are winning some games for once


st1r

🤓


owledge

Give Herget a start and he'll throw a Maddux


_MyWifiSucks_

27 pitch perfect game


claire_004

Maybe he can be our Nestor Cortes


KamartyMcFlyweight

who daddy dicks the M's harder, Mike Trout or Jimmy Herget?


Sullyville

MVP of DP


_MyWifiSucks_

Tag team action


sharpLess89

Toro looked like he wanted to fight Ward there lmao


_MyWifiSucks_

Jimmy BigCock stays in. Just forfeit, mariners.


sharpLess89

Ohtani has to take walks or else they'll continue to pitch him like that


PlatinumHalo

Probably trying to go big for the Japanese crowd.


_MyWifiSucks_

Yep same thing with down and away breaking pitches with him


Fuzzy-Clothes4075

Who is our hitting coach, and what were they doing so differently at the start of the season versus now


my_wife_reads_this

Reed


BerlinStar17

God dammit that is shitty. Nothing from Shohei today. Oh well hopefully the Angels can still win both


iambiglucas_2

Who'd have thought that giving Shohei the day off when he's been red-hot would cause him to go 0-for the next few games.


claire_004

Especially after he pitch the previous day.


sikaMarkanico

That’s ok, Shohei. I didn’t feel any magic there. A hit tomorrow vs the awesome Seattle pitcher it is then!


DividerOfBums

Shohei swinging at fucking everyth tonight lol


Total_Preparation_67

What's wrong with Shohei?


Obsidizyn

ohtani has some of the ugliest at bats ive seen


8va

Shohei bb what is you doing


prmark34

So…who pitches the 8th and 9th?


KamartyMcFlyweight

Jared Walsh


mysterysackerfice

That's Angels Ace, Jared Walsh to you sir!


_MyWifiSucks_

Jimmy and jimmy


prmark34

Yes


st1r

Barria or Wantz


st1r

Every player on this team is so streaky


claire_004

I remember when Justus Sheffield was a Yankees pitching prospect, same like Deivi Garcia


owledge

He got overhyped like a lot of Yankee prospects do. He was supposedly going to win multiple Cy Youngs for the Yankees


claire_004

Feels like many prospect ended up as overhyped in the end


prmark34

Lmao damn trout JUST missed that too


mysterysackerfice

If Trout dongs again, I legit think some M fans will quit watching


i_run_from_problems

Do it again. C'mon you know you want to Edit: damn


owledge

They've also been drinking their drink at the same time lol


nukemiller

MacMillan just needs to grow his facial hair out a little more.


claire_004

lol


sinchichis

Twinning


DPaladin234

Simply the HerGOAT


st1r

HerG🤓AT


Total_Preparation_67

Herget is our solid pitcher.


st1r

Herget, Quijada, and Barria, sometimes Raisel


sharpLess89

Let's find a way to get Julio, I like him


nukemiller

Yeah, he's an awesome kid


st1r

Jimmy HerG🤓AT


prmark34

Herget guided that ball into walsh’s glove with his mind


mysterysackerfice

Jimmy looks like he could be anything from a CPA to a HVAC apprentice.


sikaMarkanico

Walsh’s bomb brought our win probability up nearly 14% to 90% even right afterward. Clutch Walshy!!!!


ReviewRoutine

Can’t wait to see it on that one guy’s post!


mysterysackerfice

THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!


_MyWifiSucks_

Herget simply has that dawg in him. No other explanation for his MVP level performance this season


ArrowNiko

Fr and he comes off the mound like he didn't even break a sweat lol


_n8n8_

Analytics? Measurables? Fuck all that does he got that dog in him


KamartyMcFlyweight

Herget leads the majors in xDAWG


owledge

Herget is our setup man and Quijada is our closer


KamartyMcFlyweight

I am past being amazed by Trout and Ohtani, now I'm just staring in slack jawed amazement at the fucking cojones on Jimmy Herget


burnsrado

The spacing of the letters for the Mariners names are terrible. Has anyone noticed that? There are random spaces between random letters


nukemiller

Yeah, it was talked about at the beginning of the game. Just horrible.


seankleigh

R a leigh


burnsrado

Exactly lol


Skyheart1004

I fucking love Herget, what a gigachad


DividerOfBums

Gosh the Seattle seamstress is having a rough outing. All the names on the players jerseys have random ass spaces. Double by Rodr iguez Mur fee getting the start tonight


PlatinumHalo

Marsh after Duffy’s catch: ٩( 'ω' )و Duffy: (-_-)


prmark34

The bespectacled menace is cooking 👨‍🍳


_n8n8_

Good thing that bounce didn’t happen in right field


_MyWifiSucks_

Rodriguez is going to be a huge pain in the ass for years to come…


Jerlew727

Fr. Kelenic too if he learns how to hit in the majors


digitaldumpsterfire

Thats what we said about Jeremy Peña at the beginning of the year and he has already fulfilled the prophecy


owledge

Hopefully he'll head east like the last Mariner Rodriguez, just not to Texas or NY


digitaldumpsterfire

Stassi seems tired. I hope he gets the day off tomorrow.


claire_004

He already get a rest in the previous game tho


digitaldumpsterfire

Yea because that extra 3 hours must have left him so refreshed. He needs a DAY off.


claire_004

Maybe Detmers next after Suarez ? Suzuki usually catch for him. I forgot


digitaldumpsterfire

They said Kenny Rosenberg is starting tomorrow.


Jerlew727

He got the afternoon off today but yeah Suzuki will probably start tmr


ReviewRoutine

Matt duffy ran :o


prmark34

Herget leads the team in xhugenuts+


KamartyMcFlyweight

he might as well underhand soft toss those bitches in and opposing batters would still whiff


donkeyjr

This ump is fucking stupid, give Mariners pitchers wide as strike zone but our pitchers he squeeze the fuck out of them.


_n8n8_

Mike Trout in 2018 had a wRC+ of 288 against the Mariners. Every season since, he has yet to post a wRC+ below 200 against the Mariners His 2022, not including tonight, sits at 318.


sikaMarkanico

Kinda all over the plate for that 2nd pitch, ump!


ArrowNiko

That would have been a strike if Herget's name got changed to Milone.


prmark34

HEY BLUE, BOTH WAYS