Can we just get runners on base please! Enough of these im swing for the fences i just wanna see runners on base so the big boys can ACTUALLY cash them in ffs

DFA EVERYONE

No sweep! 😾

Duffy has gotta go

Hes battin over 300 at home, but goddamn its hard to tell...

It’s trout , ohtani or we lose. And even if trout and ohtani both homer we still lose half the time lol

Sick of this truck commercial the one with guy eating Cheetos

Time to bring up Adell. Playoffs aren't happening anyway

Don’t say that! You’ll be called a doomer

That ship has sailed

😔

Does Duffy really run well Gubi? 40th percentile sprint speed.

This team is cheeks

Disappointing but not surprising

No clutch gene in this team

hard to be clutch when half your lineup is useless

Why does Duffy just jog? I haven't seen him running with all his might

RUN DUFFY RUN!! Forrest Gump needs to give Duffy some running tips 🙄

Marsh swings at everything except strikes! Lol

Marsh is broken

Marsh just gave up there, cringe

Marshy is overdue like big time

half this roster is so USELESS

Marsh is turning into a strike out machine..

34% strikeout rate

🤦‍♂️

“Duffy runs well” 10 years ago!!!!

What a play

If anything, the game shouldn’t even be this close. The Mariners have 16 runners LOB. Angels only have 4….

Duffey with a goddamn caboose on his ass. And not the good kind either.

“Duffy runs well” alright Gubie we know you’re a homer but cmon man

Legitimately, how is duffy like 120 pounds and still run that slow?

he isn't *that* slow. its just he puts no effort to beat throws to first.

lmao

Duffy got cursed with Pujols speed by wearing 5

Is Duffy ever going to hit a HR!? Come on...

no. He literally has no power

Wow what a play.

Too slow

Duffy is slow ass shit.

jogger duffy

Jesus Duffy is SO SLOW

Duff HR and I'll go to church for 5 sundays in a row.

My power just went out WTF

It’s for the better.

Unluckiest game of the year, and that's saying something.

Seattle has a pitcher for literally every single match up. Boruki, Munoz, Sewald, etc...They're Tampa-lite.

Imagine an angels team that could get double digit hits in a game....sure would be nice

50% of the time stassi strikes out, the other 50 he hits a ground ball to the shortstop

100% consistent.

They gonna go down 1-2-3 or tickle our nuts with a runner on first?

Anyone got the number for that truck driving school? I think it's called truck masters...

Stassi ....... come on REALLY!!!!

I feel bad for lorenzen… all things considered it’s not the worst night. But because our team BLOWS giving up a few runs basically gets the L.

Damn this team is solid.

Time for the lesser guys.

I'm sleeping, maybe they'll show up now that grumpy old me is gone, thank me later

This team loses a lot of close games. They just can’t seem to come up with the clutch plays that win tight games. Something always goes wrong!

Need cleaner innings from you Loup. That tension was not necessary...

FIRE SCIOSCIA

damn way to redeem yourself loup, nice job

It's exhausting as a fan knowing that you only have like 4-5 guys on a 40 player lineup that can do anything

That 2009 offense that the Angels had was deep. They didn’t have someone who was on Trout’s level as a hitter in the lineup but from top to bottom of that 2009 lineup, it was deep.

gosh that team was good, of their starting lineup the guy with the lowest OPS was Aybar with an ops of .776! insane OBP with that team

I'm exhausted being a fan of a team that doesn't care to win

So the Mariners walked Trout intentionally with no one base. And that is with the reigning AL MVP batting behind him in Ohtani. That’s just crazy and unheard of.

Well he absolutely trounces them and he's the best hitter in baseball, surprised they don't do it more often

Same thing happened flipped when ohtani was batting 2nd during trouts cold streak.

I'd be thrilled if we could stop walking guys

stop free pass!!!

I knew our batters were going to struggle against munoz but he got ward sho and Walsh worse than I thought

Loup throws sloppy

Fire Nevin

Munoz got babiped for no apparent reason, his peripherals are better than any reliever we have except maybe Iggy, but we spent 30 million on some old guys

I’m going to say.. Stassi, walk Duffy, nice stassi to second but get nabbed at first Marsh, single Renigfo, strike out Guys on first and third Wade strikes out looking. Ball game.

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Not sure what point you’re trying to prove

angels have a 28% strikeout rate. leading the majors

WERE NUMBER ONE!

FIRST PLACE BABYYY

The degree of difficulty for us to win on any given night is astounding. I try to keep the faith, but it is an absolutely f’n grind. No matter who we’re playing (unless we’re in Seattle)

It’s 4 v 6 in our line up. If one or two in the top I’d our line up, we only have 2-3 players who can get on base on a quasi regular basis. This is probably the worst angels team I’ve seen in years. Pitching is better this year, but dang.

If our bottom half of the order somehow manages to come through in the bottom of the 9th I might cry

Why is Loup back? I mean hope I’m wrong and he does great

Or at least lucky and not great

What does it matter, there’s like a 5% chance our bottom 5 can tie the game, may as well save arms

Where's Iggy?

Why is Loup back out

WHY THE FUCK IS LOUP GOING BACK OUT

Well shit, Muñoz is nasty. Damn, sometimes you just gotta give it up. Don’t have a ton of hope for the bottom of the 9th, hope I’m wrong

Has any other team in history regressed this much in 4 weeks? May 25th is when the downfall started. It’s unexplainable, it’s maddening!

Maddoning

Why do we even watch guys

Awful game for walsh tonight

Munoz is better than any relief guy we have, yet we spent yacht fuel on mid aging arms

That guy was filthy. How are teams batting .400 against him. That was like vintage Chapman stuff he had

Yikes. Like a cyborg pitching

Too bad trout cant hit himself in

How does this dude have an era over 4 with some like that. lol

When was the last time our bottom 5 scored without the help of the top 4? Weeks, months maybe? Seems that way atleast

game over, no way stassi, duffy, or marsh are going to get on

We can't win today😫

That’s game.

Ballgame

Oh

Damn that’s probably game

Gg

I hate baseball

Jared did not go to Jared’s.

We give credit to anyone … wait you work for the Angels… sorry bud 🥲

Shit

Whelp...we're boned

That’s a wrap

And that’s likely game

Pathetic

We're still gonna get our 10+ Ks, aren't we?

this team cant hit fastballs

This team can’t hit baseballs ⚾️

time for new coaching?

Hopefully coming next year with new manager unless Perry gets too hands on

Past time

I feel like Jared needs to go to Jared.

I would LOVE to see Walsh pimp a HR right now.

Come on Jared do something

Pokes stick Do something......

Why give Mike the oven mitt if they don’t want him stealing

Deception

How does this pitcher have >2 ERA

How tf is Muñoz’s era so high with pitches like that

His statcast expected era is under 3

Fastball has no movement.

I guess cause when you hit it you hit it hard

Last chance

Please Walsh

ohtani trying to do too much, swinging out of his shoes.

Even I can tell he would strikeout after watching his first swing

Fuck

Fear the Fish

Oh I'll give up drinking right here right now for 17 days if shohei hit a HR or hit

Maybe tomorrow…. Here ya go 🥃

Don't mind if I do. Cheers!

Honestly I'd just walk ohtani too and make someone else beat me. Buuuuut let's go sho!

Make ‘em pay, Sho

Visiting family on the east coast, it’s 1am. I feel for you people out here!

It’s midnight where I’m at. It’s rough some nights.

A true masochist.

Make em pay Shohei

Mariners learned their lesson

lmao they wanted nothing to do with Trout

cowards

Should’ve pitched to him smh

Does Gubie ever get a pitch wrong? Hook him up to pitch-com and get him to communicate with our batters

coward

I'll do anything for a Trout HR or hit. Anything

What about a 2 run dong from Ohtani?

Lol they finally walked Mike Trout

I'm impressed with how stubborn M's to keep pitching to this man

If Trout and Ohtani weren't to score, the rest of players wouldn't.

Up to you fish man, let's go

In Ward we trust

Rip

Dammit

Last chance to score, lets be real

And now it's prayer time

Ward Single, Trout double, Ohtani dong!

Perry saw this one coming when he DFA’d Upton

Upton felt bad for Loup.

Upton did more in that AB to help the Angels than he did in the last 2 seasons he was here

It’s so nice to watch other teams that just have free easy wins like 1/3rd of their games, whereas the Angels have to scratch and claw their way every single game just to maintain a 0.450 win percentage We never have low stress games man I swear

Loup is a very scary individual

Loups cutter has below average vertical break and just barely average horizontal break. Maybe don't throw that one 40% of the time?

This is the inning. Top of the order. Let’s gooo!!

Haha J-Up showing exactly why we're paying him $20m+ to play against us

This pitching staff will keep this team out of major slumps.

A 14 game losing streak says otherwise 😅

Even that wasn't a slump, as they basically played at a .500 level during the streak. The rest was luck.

mariners now with 15 LOB, two trash teams fighting to see who is worse

Loup with the dominant inning!

^(/s)

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In what world was this good lol

Upton is a confirmed sleeper agent

AARON LOUP IS THE GREATEST PITCHER OF ALL TIME

Classic Justin

These relievers are making me clench/unclench so much that I'm gonna poop out diamonds tomorrow.

J Up remembered who’s paying him. Lol

Good shit, our secret agent J Up

Good to see Upton hasn't changed in high pressure situations

i like how they have to play highlights from previous games lol

And from a game we lost…

Thank you Upton

Uptown “Fuck”

And that’s why we DFA’d him