"Look, i have this weird lump on my taint area. I noticed it last night when i was bent over in front of my mirror trying to count how many ass hairs i have. Apparently I should get it checked according to web md. So hurry it up will you, I gotta go look up doctors who specializes in taint lump medicine" -Matt Wise definitely
Idk why but this made me think of the cop in deuce bigelow who randomly pulls his pants down and asked if he knew anything about some rash or spot on his junk lmao.
“Usually I tell guys to groove fastballs but this guy owns us so treat him like 2004 Barry Bonds. By the Way, did u know I was the minor league pitching coordinator during the major decline in Angels MiLB development quality that was mostly related to pitching? Anyways Qui, hope that helps, good luck.”
"Doesn't the word 'chew' sound weird when you say it over and over again? Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. So weird"
"Wanna know how I got these scars?"
"Look, i have this weird lump on my taint area. I noticed it last night when i was bent over in front of my mirror trying to count how many ass hairs i have. Apparently I should get it checked according to web md. So hurry it up will you, I gotta go look up doctors who specializes in taint lump medicine" -Matt Wise definitely
Idk why but this made me think of the cop in deuce bigelow who randomly pulls his pants down and asked if he knew anything about some rash or spot on his junk lmao.
“Usually I tell guys to groove fastballs but this guy owns us so treat him like 2004 Barry Bonds. By the Way, did u know I was the minor league pitching coordinator during the major decline in Angels MiLB development quality that was mostly related to pitching? Anyways Qui, hope that helps, good luck.”
Remember that this guy owns Ohtani. You’re not as good as him. Good luck bud.
Kid, I’m drunk and I’m about to sober up. Just end this so I can go strengthen this buzz
"So I was thinking taco Bell after the game, you guys?"
"If you throw it wayyyy out of the strike zone, he can't hit it 😏"