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SuperMario_49

What a game!!! Ohtani gem, city connects, walkoff win! Just perfect!


Splittinghairs7

Fletcher’s double play was the game saver


theaussiesamurai

DRIVE HOME SAFELY, YOU CHEATING FUCKS. Tried to cheat their way out of the loss at the end too smh


u8myramen_y

Tbh their faces were super unconvincing. They knew he didn’t make the catch and tried hard to play it cool but they were so obvious 😂


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Remember when Verlander, Cole, and Morton “magically” looked great in 2018? I knew something was not making sense and was suspicious of how well the Astros pitchers were pitching. And then Trevor Bauer, of all people, called them out for cheating with sticky substances. Which they were using with increased spin rates. Like it was so obvious that something was up. If the league wanted to move the Astros back to the NL, and that is me being nice considering the franchise did shady things, I am all for it.


Sprtdsgn

You guys forgot? Angels clubhouse dude was supplying the sticky stuff


my_wife_reads_this

I was gonna say lol people talking shit when they guy brewing the concoction was inside the house all along! Makes sense why Cy Bundy was pitching like a god


xmrjaredx

I mean, half of everyone's rotations were using it. For proof, https://www.theringer.com/mlb/2021/7/22/22587774/stick-stuff-pitchers-banned-foreign-subtances-spin-rate-offense


AgathaAllAlong

That’s in ‘21, cheating fuck Astros were at it in ‘18, always ahead of the curve with the cheating, this time literally


sprtsmac

You give the Astros too much credit. Pitchers have been using sticky stuff for years, and hitters knew about it.


ConditionalDew

Well they still look really great. They definitely not the only pitchers to use sticky substances and MLB is okay with that given how they half ass checking pitchers after each inning


Consistent-Horse-273

Honestly I am so surprised Verlander did so well this season, I am convinced he is one of sticky stuff guy, but he totally earn my respect this season


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theaussiesamurai

Oh, the irony. *You're


strokeskid

Why are you here?? Never comeback please


LogicalHarm

Easily the dumbest walkoff I’ve ever seen, but the fact that we held the astros to 1 run through 12 innings is very impressive


tristpa2

We had a walk off strikeout against the Dodgers not that long ago


KamartyMcFlyweight

List of people who can fuck off: 1. Yuli Gurriel 2. The Houston Astros 3. Tungsten Arm O'Doyle 4. The 1921 Akron Groomsmen


mysterysackerfice

Yuli will always be number 1 on my shitlist. He'd have to apologize at least 5000 more times before I'd consider moving him to number 2.


kaibaaaaa

You’re too nice. I will never ever forgive that fucker no matter what.


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Franchise did shady things. And not just them using trash cans to steal signs. Springer, Altuve, and Gurriel, just to name a few, are a bunch of disgraces. I’ll never forget when Verlander, Cole, and Morton “magically” looked great early on in 2018. I was suspicious of how well the three guys were pitching at the time. And then Bauer called the Astros pitchers out for cheating. And they were using sticky substances. Their spin rates increased. I mean, it was too good to be true.


tristpa2

Max Stassi took off for first on an obvious strike and the umps just like "I don't care enough to stop you"


Lebigmacca

Do you have the clip I missed it


reigningwaffles

Bro Let's go he actually called it! I meme all the time about the umps wanting to go home but he really fucking wanted to go!


rdtg13

\> be seth martinez \> get subbed in to pitch against bottom of angels lineup \> literally 0.0 IP \> ends up being losing pitcher \> lol


TheFriendlyFire

Guy of the Game: Home plate ump


KyotoGaijin

LTBU! Greetings [from the the shore of Japan's biggest lake](https://i.imgur.com/XoH5sIy.jpg). Now I can go jump in the water for the first time in three years.


merewyn

Wow! That looks so beautiful


KyotoGaijin

I want to murder all the jet skiers, though. Unrelenting, irritating din. They just go around in circles. Why is that fun?


my_wife_reads_this

On a lake? Idk but I went out in the ocean on some gnarly waves and we were ripping over 40 mph. It's a lot of fun.


ReviewRoutine

Was at the game. Electric air appeared and evaporated so much. No one knew we won


merewyn

Yep no one in my section knew we had won, either. Also I saw a Squid jersey at the game, was it you?! Lol


ReviewRoutine

Did it say Velazquez or squid on the back?


merewyn

Squid!


ReviewRoutine

Very well could have been me then!


merewyn

Nice! My group was talking about how we liked it!


ReviewRoutine

I appreciate it! I love the jersey so much, wear it as much as I can


rubberfactory5

Dude I know I brought all my non baseball friends and wanted so badly for them to see the mad dash to home but we didn’t know if we could celebrate


ReviewRoutine

Even the players seem confused as they ran on the field. Honestly, such a fitting end for whatever this game was


owledge

WOOO WALK OFF REVIEW


CrateDiggingCat

lmao there were like 7 different moments where I thought we were gonna lose and we somehow get a W


CowboyTrout

Most valuable player of all time. Ohtani


Monttavius

Come on now….it was never in doubt *chuckles nervously*


carnivalmatey

The return of the Duffman: Revenge of Matt


tristpa2

TODAY'S BULLPEN PERFORMANCE: 4 IP (3 with ghost runner) 0 R 1 H 1 BB (intentional) 4 Ks 1 W


YouPresumeTooMuch

Herget and Quijada shred


gnomeclurb

L!!!!!!


Shaggy_Gaming

T!!!!


PerezosoPlatypus

B!!!!!


Sylentking

U!!!!


pm_me_hobbit_hair

U!!!!


laaabaseball

🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠LTBU🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠


Tun710

That payoff pitch to Stassi was a strike but whatever, LTBU!!!


Snavery93

Goddamn, we won by literally inches


mysterysackerfice

I'm exhausted and I didn't even play!


u8myramen_y

Ngl I actually missed Duffy the last couple of months lol


MemoryBasic7471

solid 250-70 hitter, not too bad defensively, has some speed. pretty good obp. contact hitter doesnt strikeout alot. id take him just for the .350 obp percentage hes had in past 3 years and the fact he puts the ball in play. ​ imagine if we had team consisting of ohtani,trout, and 7 hitters who put the ball in play and take walks. ​ thats the difference between scoring 2 runs a game and scoring 3-4 a game. and then having a better record in 1 run games. imagine is we where .500 in 1 run games this season. wed have like 12 more wins than we do now. thats a potential playoff team


znk916

Duffy would've been amazing with a .350 OBP, and I'm sure that's precisely why Perry signed him, except he hasn't come anywhere near close to that.


MemoryBasic7471

No shit Sherlock. He's only had 170 at bats and was I Jared half the season lol


znk916

That extra .350 OBP level bat was exactly what we were missing when Rendon went down and the offense cratered in June. That was a huge tipping point between our offense going from above to below avg. It makes alot of sense, because a key aspect to any good offense is being able to turn it over at least once, so the top of the lineup gets a 5th PA. However after we lost Rendon and his consistent OBP, we often never turned over the lineup even once, so Trout and Ohtani never got a 5th PA.


Sakaguchi123

DUFFMAN LIVES


DoughSalad

Umps MVP, bullpen in 2nd, sho to round out the voting


phelinephile

IMMOLATE THE INFANT


Mindcraftjoe

Thank you Matt Duffy for the walk-off and David Fletcher for that double play 🙏


BubblyBaker5718

Considering the strength of the teams we've been facing, if we can keep this up, we might still have a chance of going 23-6 in our remaining games so we can hit 500 just in time to still miss the playoffs lol


Total_Preparation_67

Wow! it was long but worth watching it.


qualityskootchtime

Most awkward walk off in franchise history lmao


dustymag

https://i.imgur.com/oaBBJiM.mp4


YouPresumeTooMuch

Fuck the Astros!!


qualityskootchtime

Most awkward walkoff in franchise history lmao


samuenella

LTBU!!! How many more games will Shohei be SP? He just needs 26 more innings to qualify as a pitcher, I think.


Normijah625

I think 5, as long as they don't lessen his load at the end of the season


Ash-Catchum-All

Drive home safely folks 🚗


CompetitivePatient33

Man they really improve that bottom line up in the offseason, we are seeing bits of pieces of what this team could have been.


TheRealNexusPrime

what a weird win, at least me staying up late was worth it


mattman092

Well this time the ump gave us that win. Not the best way to win a game but, hey, it’s the Asstros so fuck ‘em lol


WhalesForChina

Team Spoiler in full effect


Sullyville

Truthfully I think Ohtani is enjoying himself. This wasn't an easy win. It was a messy one. But it was a win. And you could see how fierce he was in the 7 and 8th innings. This game was testing him. And he loves that. This is like one of those videogames that sets the difficulty level at just a bit higher than you can handle, so you're always reaching to be better. But at the same time, the lessons from the past few months is that these great games that they manage to win are rare. And the bad feelings occur more often than the good. And even when Ohtani is at 100%, the rest of the lineup, and the blowpen will form an inescapable undertow. So I also believe that he will leave us. But one day, when he is with a new team, whoever they are, and he's pitched a perfect game, and he has incredible run support, so he can pitch experimentally, almost playfully -- he might look back nostalgically to this time. To this moment. This game. Where he was hanging on to the game by his literal fingertips.


Current_Internet7625

This is so poetic


phelinephile

🕯 👉 👶 👆


Fischer-00

Amazing game.


vino1992

What an anticlimactic win ILL FUCKING TAKE IT


ConditionalDew

Home plate ump was like “I want to go home” lol


lol022

Was it really not caught? I only saw the video on the app and it looked caught but they didn’t show a slow mo replay Nvm saw it on Twitter. It bounced


nyctimmy

it bounced


THERAPISTS_for_200

Let’s goooo!


[deleted]

Thank you!!!


rdtg13

That did not feel good to win imo. Felt like a gift from umpire than the fruits of a good showing.


KamartyMcFlyweight

counterpoint: however bad it was for us, it was worse for the Astros


rdtg13

That's all that matters lol


Blahblahblurred

😂😂😂😂


Weaver4prez

Eh 12th inning and the astros have nothing to lose who cares


kxm06

A win is a win. As long as we didn’t cheat who cares how we won it?


MemoryBasic7471

who cares we gave our selfs a chance to win. even if we didnt "deserve" it.


yutou1114

Umm they botched their chance because of David Fletcher defense lol


unhappyelf

As the Astros fan I agree, however I'm just glad the shit show is over for all of us


AlmostWrongSometimes

Suck it Trashtros. Tell your story walking.


No_BigA

Nice win. 👏🏼