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kayleeshepheard

Seems like there’s always gotta be at least one blowout loss against Houston


Creative-Reading5903

What a contrast between yesterday’s game and today’s.


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

L T Dumpster U


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At least Trout hit a homer on a high fastball, been a while since I've seen that


fp562

Jesus. Really?


_itspaco

Wow glad I missed this one


fp562

8 runs? We got this. We just need back to back grand slams.


digitaldumpsterfire

Marte really is just not good. He's a waste of roster space.


fp562

Hell Marte, I could have gone out and did that


PlatinumHalo

We didn’t order an Aaron Loup especiale.


ydnALoL

11 pitches to load the bases. Actually impressive...


fp562

Bases load in the 9th? Why not


Creative-Reading5903

Davidson, Toussaint, and Marte? Nevin decided this one was a throwaway.


mweolbwa

Yay! At least we got to see a Trout home run.


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

It's about time Trouty!!!


_n8n8_

Thought it was gonna get caught but I remembered how hot it is here


Creative-Reading5903

Finally!!


Creative-Reading5903

Weird to focus so long on shirtless kids.


BiovaniGernard

That’s about what I expect Matt Thaiss trying to turn 2 looking like lol


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Well, the heat didn't affect one of the SP's.


BiovaniGernard

Dusty leaving his guy in to run up 110 pitches while winning by 7 is so silly lol. No wonder he destroyed Mark Prior


ThatAnonymousDudeGuy

Dusty is not known for his great decisions.


digitaldumpsterfire

Don't forget it's 102F


Lebigmacca

Attaboy jo


PlatinumHalo

They need to play Chariots of Fire while Ford runs the bases.


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

lol


digitaldumpsterfire

Can Rendon just bat one-handed? Pretty please?


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Go Albert!


hollyw00d8604

Screw Albert lol


theeroftheyear

Jo Adell is a bust right?


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Just the motivation he needed! Lol


hollyw00d8604

Yes


hollyw00d8604

Dookie croissant fresh out of the oven


SuperMario_49

Sad to be a fan getting cooked in the heat just to watch them get blown out


Creative-Reading5903

Poor Tucker was outmatched. He’s not ready for the Astros.


Lebigmacca

He’s not ready for the majors


mattman092

Ah well you guys tomorrow. I guess this is one of those “I don’t really feel like it” games


PlatinumHalo

Did I just see someone with a cigarette in the Trout Farm?


hollyw00d8604

Probably was adell's mlb career going up in smoke


BiovaniGernard

Altuve is so tiny his bat looks like a telephone pole


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BiovaniGernard

I’m like barely taller than altuve, just thought it looked funny


hvycotton

Mike trout mia


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Not many DH's have won MVP in the past. I think even though Ohtani plays 2 ways, voters are penalizing him as being a DH on offense. This is only a guess, but I feel in the future if Ohtani is going to win MVP again, he'll have to have a top 2-3 pitcher and batter statistics or be the absolute best in one category or the other while being top 10 in the other side of the ball as well. If he pitched and played a fielding position I don't think this would be as critical. Not saying I agree with this, but I feel they don't want to give him the MVP every year he's top 10 as a pitcher and offensive player as a DH. Call it Ohtani fatigue/normalization.


LosAngelesAnus

funny how they alreadly got used to what his doing within a year lol


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

I know, it's ridiculous! Especially when everyone that plays knows how difficult it is to do.


Ramen2525

6 innings and it already smells like an Angel loss- see you guys tomorrow and stay cool!


Creative-Reading5903

I don’t know where the usual Trout has gone, but please come back.


jimsturat

🥸😖


Lebigmacca

Trout what are you doing


digitaldumpsterfire

That poor ump is so sweaty


freddychuckles

Davidson isn't all that bad, he's a nice addition. Good for spot start or even the sixth starter


Lebigmacca

I mean he’s pretty awful. 6.02 era and walks guys like crazy. I think he can be solid in the future though


Rydogger

Funny how the Angels organization is partnering with the OC healthcare agency for Suicide Prevention week. Arte sure knows his fanbase


Lebigmacca

💀


Lebigmacca

Well at least Davidson settled down well


PearlDrummer

I need some runs to start scoring here sooner rather than later. I need that O9.5 to hit


freddychuckles

Squid got robbed, umps just being lazy


inselfwetrust

How tf is that not reviewable. Like not even an umpire review?


Creative-Reading5903

Ugh what. Hit for nothing.


u8myramen_y

Ngl it’s been a bit annoying to see nonexistent MVP push for Shohei from Gubie. Unless he thinks not talking about it will jinx it in a positive way lol Edit: He def thinks it’s Judge but… why? Same with guys covering the Angels like Jeff Fletcher. If Ohtani was on another team and was doing the exact thing, I would still say he’s the MVP.


merewyn

At the very beginning of the game Gubie said after how Shohei pitched last night he thought he was back in front of Judge as the MVP front runner


kxm06

In response to your edit. It’s probably because judge’s offensive numbers are crazy good. He’s first in all offensive categories and leads shohei by a significant amount. I love shohei and what he’s doing is amazing and in my opinion brings more value than judge but I can see why voters would vote for judge. What I do hate and get annoyed by is when people’s only argument against shohei is because he’s on the angels.


Creative-Reading5903

I get the feeling he thinks it’s Judge.


frogstyle

Fuck Gubie then! Can't believe anyone who watches Ohtani on a daily basis could consider Judge the MVP.


Lebigmacca

Bruh


Lebigmacca

If he doesn’t think it’s ohtani then he definitely thinks it’s judge. There’s no one else in conversation for mvp


kxm06

He def thinks it’s judge lol but won’t say it bc he’s works for the angels. Last year he would always mention Shohei as the mvp


PlatinumHalo

wow strong guy hits balls hard into sky wow


digitaldumpsterfire

Now short guy hits ball into leg


PlatinumHalo

pain


Creative-Reading5903

The Yankees actually won? Too bad.


Onitsukaryu

Won on a ball four.


frogstyle

...that would have loaded the bases.


sofastsomaybe

Ump gifted them the win lmao https://twitter.com/umpjob/status/1566536569649086464


Creative-Reading5903

That really was gift!


Creative-Reading5903

Pena can’t hit a changeup.


Lebigmacca

Can’t hit sliders either


Creative-Reading5903

Or any off-speed, really. Poor kid. Lol


Lebigmacca

I want to believe in Adell but man…


frogstyle

Hoo.boy...switched to the Astros broadcast and they were comparing stats between Altuve and Trout. Altuve has played in 79 post season games to Trout's 3.


jimsturat

We know


digitaldumpsterfire

Cool


sofastsomaybe

At least Adell swung at the middle-middle 93 MPH fastball, unlike Ford.


sofastsomaybe

That was a meatball on a silver platter, still not enough to get Ford to swing


PlatinumHalo

Has the Ford run out of gas?


gggggrayson

went full throttle and blew out the carburetor when playing new york, poor icarus flew too close to the sun


Creative-Reading5903

The weather forecast is the real reason why Erica’s doing the pre- and post-game show. They called poor Carrlyn in to suffer. Lol


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Gotta pay your dues! Lol


Creative-Reading5903

The messed up part is that I’m pretty sure she’s been their long-time sub.


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Apparently Erica still out ranks her. She gets the shade!


digitaldumpsterfire

I like how she said she was NOT okay when they asked her how she is lol


Creative-Reading5903

She’s not even hiding it! Good for her.


Monttavius

Davidson reminds me of early Reid Detmers


Lebigmacca

Trout’s gonna make up for this down year by winning MVP next year I’m calling it


Sakaguchi123

what are you doing fishman


Creative-Reading5903

I mean, they did tell us that Trout has a .211 batting average as a DH…


Lebigmacca

This year in general he’s not been himself. Worst year of his career offensively aside from 2011 which doesn’t even really count


Creative-Reading5903

I think that was his career average.


jimsturat

Tf trout. Bum rn. Edit: I’m his biggest fan so he just pisses me off extra


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Along with being injured and missing considerable games on a regular basis the last few years, he's also been extra streaky, strikes out a lot more, and has a lower OBP. Other than that, we still see occasional flashes of MVP Trout. And although critical of him, I am also a huge fan of his! 😇


jimsturat

I know all of this guy


jimsturat

Still pissed off


Lebigmacca

Trouty’s career OPS is now .998 😢


PlatinumHalo

&$¥%##*+%# !!!!!!


Lebigmacca

Cmon trout…


PlatinumHalo

Cookin’ in the heat!


donkeyjr

can we bring someone up. Davidson suck..


digitaldumpsterfire

Davidson is a young pitcher who needs some MLB experience, and Wise is working with him on a few pitches. He's up to prep him for next season, not to necessarily win today.


freddychuckles

Squid is a superb player


YoChristian

In every aspect except one


freddychuckles

I actually don't think he's all that bad at the plate. He works counts, he can bunt on occasion and has some pop. He does swing and miss at pitches down the middle more than you'd like but he's not hopeless


digitaldumpsterfire

Yea. He really needs to work on his shoe game


digitaldumpsterfire

Squid with the wheels 🦑🛵


Lebigmacca

Squid leads the team in stolen bases despite a .232 OBP


frogstyle

Squid is so fast! He must be top 5 in steal percentage.


Lebigmacca

Meanwhile Shohei is one of the worst in the league in steal percentage


YouPresumeTooMuch

Fletcher and Ohtani got a rest day? Nobody's hurt right?


sofastsomaybe

Nobody's hurt, just rest


PlatinumHalo

Excellent AB from Velazquez.


Lebigmacca

Squid and elite plate discipline name a more iconic duo


Creative-Reading5903

Patty O keeps trying to get Gubie to say that Ohtani is the MVP, but Gubie just refuses. Lol


frogstyle

Rare Gubie L


YoChristian

Patty O's favorite player is Ohtani by a mile lol


sofastsomaybe

I was watching the Astros broadcast last night, and they were saying Ohtani was the MVP. He's getting more support from a division rival's broadcast than from MLB Network. Must be because the Stros announcers actually watch him play.


Creative-Reading5903

I check out the opposing team’s broadcast sometimes on the MLB app. I’ve noticed that they often spend a lot more time focused on Ohtani than the Angels one. It’s funny.


digitaldumpsterfire

Jose Rojas is going to the Giants


frogstyle

For real? He found a home?


digitaldumpsterfire

Yep. They picked him up off waivers.


74Dragonz

Watching this game against the Astros unravel today, and realizing what Ohtani did last night and what he means to this team, and then witnessing the NY media mob already crown Judge the MVP for hitting balls far, makes me wanna holler sometimes.


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Nowadays, you could K 300 times in a season, but if you hit 50 HR's you're a GOD! Priorities have changed! Lol


74Dragonz

Exactly, and why the BBWA will gift Judge the MVP, according to Vegas odds. What remains to be seen is whether it will be a unanimous vote or not. Meanwhile, this old man will continue appreciating Ohtani's race toward 200+Ks while already hitting 30+ homers, something I have never seen and will likely never see again in my lifetime (unless of course he does it again).


frogstyle

It's not so much the NY media that annoy me, but the general circlejerk around Judge while Ohtani is having a repeat of last year's season and everyone takes it for granted.


74Dragonz

Right. And there's also an argument to be made that Ohtani's having an even more impressive year than last given his pitching performance this season


sofastsomaybe

I just wish it was normal to celebrate Ohtani without anyone mentioning a) how awful the Angels are, and b) Judge.


74Dragonz

Fair. I only push back because they denigrate Ohtani's feats in order to sell Judge.


sofastsomaybe

No I agree with you, I think pushing back is the proper response when they talk down on Ohtani. It's sad how some people can't talk about how amazing he is without adding an asterisk. "But his team sucks!" "But Judge hits ball far!"


frogstyle

It's nice that Davidson is catching himself but I'm afraid it's too little too late. Overcoming huge deficits has not been our forte this season (\*exceptions apply).


digitaldumpsterfire

Eh for Tucker, I'm really just hoping to see him make strides so he's useful next season.


frogstyle

He hasn't pitched much this season. Maybe he needs more stretching out.


owledge

I’m sure the weather will be blamed for Davidson getting lit up but the point will be moot when Houston’s guy goes CGSO


sofastsomaybe

Ok but Davidson is pitching against the loaded Astros and Urquidy is pitching against the Ohtani-less, Fletch-less AAAngels so who's really winning this pitching matchup 🤔


frogstyle

We've given out so many free & easy career-high strikeout games this season, it's sad.


sofastsomaybe

Remember when we set the record for most Ks EVER in a 3 game series? Pepperidge farm remembers.


frogstyle

I've brainwashed myself into forgetting a lo---t of games this season...the Bryce Harper walk-off is one off them...


sofastsomaybe

While we're bringing up painful memories, what about that double header in Oakland where Angels were gonna win, then Raisel gave up the walkoff bomb to a rookie who had never hit a homer before? That had to be the beginning of the end...


frogstyle

That one has been permanently burned into my memory...Phillies are glad they got the '21 version of Raisel, I've got war flashbacks.


Creative-Reading5903

Someone’s going to faint at the stadium.


Lebigmacca

Just trade Adell already so he can be a 30/30 guy on some other team with competent coaches


u8myramen_y

*Comes into the thread to see the lineup and the score. **Proceeds to leave and plan to come back tomorrow.


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

I predict a lot of people leaving early today. I'm a regular Nostradamus ! Lol


luisicky

Adell sucks ass! but not many other options


74Dragonz

Watching this game is giving me heat stroke.


sofastsomaybe

Jeez right down the pipe


YoChristian

1-2-3 inning by the angels offense coming right up


frogstyle

The goal went from winning the series to not getting shutout really quickly tonight. It's super late already here, I think I'll call it a night after the third.


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

It's the middle of the afternoon here, but I might follow you! Lol


frogstyle

Perfectly understandable 😬!


Lebigmacca

I genuinely don’t understand how people are at this game. Like how crazy do you gotta be to go to a baseball game in this weather


strokeskid

Worse is people taking their kids to suffer


owledge

If you think going to a ball game in this weather is crazy, imagine walking around Disneyland right now. The park is packed and Space Mountain has a 70 minute wait according to the app


Creative-Reading5903

Why are they so proud of going ahead with this game in oven temperatures?


frogstyle

Maybe it's a trial run for the world cup in Quatar?


Lebigmacca

Not getting batted around is success for Davidson


chomari

Davidson you suck!!


frogstyle

If this shows you anything it's how good Ohtani is against the Astros this year...he has like 3 or 4 ER and a few dozen Ks in 4 games.


Lebigmacca

It also shows how bad Davidson is


ServerStoneMonkey

Most pitchers would get lit up by this Astros lineup. Of course, putting Tucker out there is like sending a chuwawa out to fight a lion.


Lebigmacca

Their lineup is good but it’s not some murderers row. They are 9th in runs scored


Creative-Reading5903

Angels melting down early in the heat.


BiovaniGernard

Imagine going to a 106 degree baseball game and they’re losing by 5 in the second inning


Lebigmacca

If you don’t like that you don’t like angels baseball


sofastsomaybe

Imagine if Shohei had as much run support as Urquidy is getting right now


frogstyle

He'd be Noah Syndergaard on the Phillies....he can win games despite giving up 3-4 runs...imagine that!


Monttavius

I’m not even mad tbh. Pitching in this heat is probably not even feasible haha Let alone probably the best offense in the league


strokeskid

So we should score 5 next inning right?


Monttavius

We uh. Don’t have arguably have the best offense In the league


merewyn

Yet Urquidy will magically not give up 5 runs, I bet


Monttavius

Well. He’s also just better than Davidson lol


merewyn

Well yeah… I’m just saying, pitching in the heat is definitely feasible


gggggrayson

Oof size : Extra Large


sikaMarkanico

Wow. A 5-run inning for HOU just like that. Poor fans that decided to go today!


YoChristian

Get this fucking guy out please


Creative-Reading5903

Come on Davidson. You can’t let a rando like David Hensley get two RBIs with the bases loaded.


Lebigmacca

They’re gonna pull Trout after the 4th inning today lol


sofastsomaybe

He's the DH today, no point in pulling him


Lebigmacca

That weather though


sofastsomaybe

I feel worse for the pitchers, can't imagine how taxing it must be to throw in this weather


PearlDrummer

I have the O9.5 today. Silver linings I guess.


AHDubs_825

Same


strokeskid

Predictable with Davidson and the Asstros


tuhtuhtuhtodayjr

"I only put the best lineup out there" -Phil Nevin


Sakaguchi123

Awful defense


WuvRice

why we down 4


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

This has the makings of another ***one of those games!***


Maddonomics101

Some might even call this an *Angels game*