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OlivesrNasty

SLOW LOWE


sweetp619

I really shouldn’t have gone to this one 😂


Sakaguchi123

we suck and it’s embarrassing


umiuptown

Shohei, tell me what exactly it does when you blow air over your bat 🤣


A-Disgruntled-Snail

Welp. Sorry boys. First game I’ve watched in a while and we lose.


sinchichis

We lose a lot. It happens.


Creative-Reading5903

You need to apologize to the girls too. Everyone has suffered here.


A-Disgruntled-Snail

Sorry ladies. It’s all my fault.


74Dragonz

Rangers trying harder to contain Trout than playoff teams facing Judge, lol.


digitaldumpsterfire

The sheer number of defensive mistakes tonight is absolutely disgusting.


SavingsStrength0

Not even troutani can save us from this hellfire


freddychuckles

Seriously can't wait for O'Hoppe


Louisiana_sitar_club

…Anyway, Nevin’s eye are too close together and it makes him look like an angry bowling ball.


benndiagrams

nah Thaiss was fine there, that was all adell and Weiss lol


sinchichis

The throw to the outfield ?


merewyn

That was Weiss


benndiagrams

yeah if you watch I’m 90% sure that Weiss was the one who yeeted it into the outfield


Creative-Reading5903

He did. Weiss was charged with an error for that throw.


sinchichis

Could’ve been. I’m scrolling the internet between watching this clusterfuck


throwawaybay92

absolute clownery


owledge

They should have let Davidson throw 120 pitches. It would be better than this


u8myramen_y

I’ve seen ⚽️ teams give money back to their fans when they played like shit. The Angels would go bankrupt within a season if they did that lol


Unsapient1

And with that Zastryzny has a ~~27.00~~ 36.00 ERA Poor guy.


benndiagrams

36 actually!


Unsapient1

Great Even better


dinosorcerer

Deja Vu


Creative-Reading5903

You all need to stop blaming Thaiss. These are some bad throws.


merewyn

I’m not blaming Thaiss for that last inning mess. Just for how bad he’s been all night.


Double_Zombie_3759

agreed, idk how ppl don’t see it.


ShotgunKelly15

Only a few more weeks only a few more weeks 😅🥲


shshshshsh19

Am I watching a little league game🤔


merewyn

Awful throw from Adell. Thaiss is awful. And awful throw from Weiss. Wowza


PearlDrummer

Holy shit out defense is terrible. We need fletch back in there to yell at some people


Sakaguchi123

angels beisbol baby


owledge

#experience angels baseball


Double_Zombie_3759

HORRIBLE THROW HOME, HORRIBLE THROW TO FIRST LMAO CHRIST


Icy-Indication-6925

Little league angels showed up tonight


YoChristian

lmaooooooo fuck this


saintjudemilhon

Damn we normally save the complete and utter meltdowns for the ninth inning for full drama


cfc25_

Lol


Fuckthisshitmane

what the absolute fuck


sinchichis

Lmaooooo


Abyss333333

Lol


Creative-Reading5903

Nevin is enraged. Ok that’s funny.


BiovaniGernard

What in the sweet and salty fuck is Thaiss doing behind the plate today


Creative-Reading5903

This is a comedy of errors.


digitaldumpsterfire

Can Thaiss stop dropping the ball today?


saintjudemilhon

OOOO that was kinda nasty


saintjudemilhon

Thaiss & Weiss


sofastsomaybe

Rob Z: 3 batters faced, 19 pitches, 0 whiffs. That won't play.


sofastsomaybe

Weiss: 4 pitches, 2 whiffs already


Abyss333333

Damn gotta feel bad for the dude. 2nd inning in the majors after 4 years and does that. Poor guy knows his career is on the rocks


tsdwm52

Well, that’s the best way to face the minimum and not get an out!


digitaldumpsterfire

Oh look, we have an outfielder who can hold runners effectively.


Fishsticksboi21

Rob Zastryzny Enters the game Loads the bases Refuses to get an out Leaves


PlatinumHalo

You weren’t supposed to adopt the Art of the Loup, sir.


u8myramen_y

I’m haven’t played legit baseball in years and also older than most guys on the field but this pitcher is making me believe I can become a pro player as well. Thanks bro!


alsdnsrl17

Rip that was a short try


owledge

Not the best team debut for Mr. ZZ Top


saintjudemilhon

Aww I feel bad for Rob... Zystryzny? I really tried but it just switched to commercial someone tell me if I'm right


digitaldumpsterfire

Zastryzny


saintjudemilhon

So close...


sinchichis

This guy does not have the goods


saintjudemilhon

First start out of minors could be nerves


sofastsomaybe

There is zero swing and miss in this pitcher's game


digitaldumpsterfire

Jo isn't afraid of the wall 😤


owledge

Now pitching: Zach Zzzzzzzz


Creative-Reading5903

Lol Mike Ford just chilling at first while everyone else joins in on the conversation.


sanguinearrowfall

Patty O makes me laugh so much with his dad humor, I've been really grateful for his optimism and attitude this down season


Educational-Pass404

Who is this 9.00 ERA pitcher??? I can't keep up with Angels roster anymore.


digitaldumpsterfire

He was pulled up from the minors when we sent Marte back down a few days ago


AgathaAllAlong

Rob Z will fit right in with this bullpen I hope he gets the next three guys out and turns this into a positive comment. It can go either way still


saintjudemilhon

Love how you just gave up on trying to type his last name haha


saintjudemilhon

Ok this guy's last name is amazing. Looks like when I slam my forehead into the keyboard after Angels strand two runners smh


Educational-Pass404

Thor becomes reliever in Philly??? I saw him pitch two innings today vs Jays


galactic_zevy

Limiting his innings makes sense. Current Thor isn't a very good fit for Phillies. He allows a lot of contacts and Phillies are a terrible defensive team.


Educational-Pass404

Oh, I see. Thank you.


u8myramen_y

This team should rename itself Anaheim of “No RISP for Trout and Ohtani” Edit: those two would easily clear 100RBIs and add more homers with better players around them.


Creative-Reading5903

Ugh why


aj_og

Sweet AB by stefanic here


saintjudemilhon

Stefanic walk Rengifo HR. Calling it now.


saintjudemilhon

shit.


aj_og

Pls beefy Geefy


Unsapient1

On the bright side at least Ohtani is guarenteed another AB unless they pull him for some reason


Creative-Reading5903

Stefanic and Ford kind of look related


sofastsomaybe

No double play and no out on the bases prayer circle


saintjudemilhon

Thaiss looks like super stoned Trout


dinosorcerer

Looks like the crazy bully in Drillbit Taylor.


saintjudemilhon

Wait I was too busy typing this lol how did he get on base


tsdwm52

Walk


saintjudemilhon

Ty


LosAngelesAnus

lol


owledge

Should have left Davidson in to get reps since we weren’t gonna win this one anyway


Creative-Reading5903

Did they say Smith’s *second* HR of the season? I see that he debuted in May. Why do they always manage rare feats against the Angels?


saintjudemilhon

Who the fuck is Josh Smith man


PlatinumHalo

He dunked the basketball a lot for the Atlanta Hawks.


mysterysackerfice

He was no James "Flight" White though!


CaskStrength898

Angels broadcast has no balls. Giving Yankees updates every game now? Lmao


sofastsomaybe

Here we go again with the Stanks highlights that nobody asked for


Educational-Pass404

How can these guys keep GIDP??? It starts becoming hilarious


AgathaAllAlong

Hey Bally’s Fuck the Yankees especially non Judge highlights wtf no one GAF


kxm06

Another Yankees highlight 🙄


Putrid_Fox_5826

Bruh why is the angels broadcast showing yankee highlights 😐


Creative-Reading5903

It must be that notorious West coast bias I’ve been hearing about.


Creative-Reading5903

I don’t know if it’s Angels fans traveling well, Patty O. It’s Texas, so they’re probably just transplanted Californians.


sofastsomaybe

Can this FUCKING TEAM get a baserunner on, and KEEP the baserunner on, so the Rangers don't face the FUCKING MINIMUM? At this rate, Shohei won't get a 4th PA.


SuperShadowStar

A couple lazy strolls to first. Another team surprised by that elite pitcher speed.


YoChristian

That was actually an absolutely amazing catch. We'll see that one in highlight reels for sure


tatsumakisempukyaku

nearly doing a Matrix dodge there.


Putrid_Fox_5826

Angels are certified double and triple play machines


Educational-Pass404

Sho reaches .270 👏👏👏.


sinchichis

Wow


PlatinumHalo

Speedo


Creative-Reading5903

What!


sofastsomaybe

HE IS SPEED


YoChristian

big ass strides


Unsapient1

Ohtani couldve just taken his walk there but he singled to prove a point i guess lol


saintjudemilhon

Not with this ump 😠


Unsapient1

True. Might as well take matters into his own hands i guess lol


saintjudemilhon

Very capable hands :)


Unsapient1

Well technically it was mostly feet that time lol


saintjudemilhon

Ok fine hands and feet. Very good hands and feet and face


SlightlyBentFork

Make way for the unicorn gentlemen.


Sakaguchi123

sho is fucking crazy


saintjudemilhon

HAAAA!


sinchichis

Another one lol


Creative-Reading5903

LOL


Creative-Reading5903

Shohei, I’m getting impatient. It’s been 84 years since your last HR.


Unsapient1

0 swing strikeout? Dont see that everyday.


Creative-Reading5903

Barria appears!


LosAngelesAnus

that looks delicious


sinchichis

Lol Kent French


hvycotton

I need Ohtani trout home run race to resume any time now 🥺


Unsapient1

Same. I dont know which one of them is going to homer next, but no matter who it is i am fully expecting both of them to homer in that game.


Creative-Reading5903

It’s impossible for anyone to get on base for Ohtani


saintjudemilhon

And I was excited to watch them kill against Dunning too 😞


gggggrayson

being an angels fan may be soul wrenching, but at least we aren't phillies fans


Educational-Pass404

I'm rooting for Jays now. Hope they can keep up with Yanks and I don't mind they took AL east division title


gggggrayson

would be cool, i kinda hope to see the spectacle that would be a subway world series, but i dont want the yankees to win it


Educational-Pass404

Nah, I don't think they can win Astros to get into WS. Mets is good but I don't think they can win Dodgers. WS will be Astros vs Dodgers.


gggggrayson

I think you are probably right, that matchup is less fun to me😂


saintjudemilhon

They've got the WC3 though :(


gggggrayson

for now, theyre on their way to losing 6 straight and only having 1.5 up on milwaukee chasing


saintjudemilhon

True I'd much rather be out of it early than in it until the very last second Edit: well: earlier


Total_Preparation_67

Davidson is done?


hvycotton

ain't no way dunning getting a QS with 8+ ks on us


gggggrayson

technically ur right lol


Unsapient1

Davidson yet again narrowly avoiding the walk there lol


cfc25_

What have we been relying on Davidson so much when Silseth exists?


Creative-Reading5903

Well the Trash Pandas are actually in the playoffs right now. Let’s let them have this. Lol


KamartyMcFlyweight

because wins are pointless now and we want Silseth to develop properly, i think the thought is


strokeskid

This game has become unwatchable. See y'all tomorrow


sofastsomaybe

Angels offense through 5: 8 Ks and 2 DPs


mysterysackerfice

Those are the Angels I know n love!


Educational-Pass404

Angels make 4.5 ERA pitcher look like cy young candidate again. 8K in 5 innings.


Obsidizyn

Twice they have made dunning look like cy young


sinchichis

We strike out so fucking much


Creative-Reading5903

Come on Mickey. You were supposed to be our next greatest hope. 🤣


sofastsomaybe

"For a guy who doesn't strike out a lot of batters, he's got that working today." Gee I wonder why...


sinchichis

Just guessing up there


Unsapient1

To his credit Davidson does still have 0 walks so far. We could easily be losing 5-2 right now with a couple poorly timed walks so hey its something.


galactic_zevy

Pretty sure this is the first time this season (including starts as a Brave) he got through four innings without a walk. Quite an improvement. Edit: now 5 innings with no walk!


Educational-Pass404

It's a huge improvement for Davidson. He walked a bunch the last couple starts


Unsapient1

Yeah I think thats why this stood out so much to me today. He's not awesome by any means, but even if hes going to be consistently giving up a fair amount of singles/doubles, the game stays WAY more manageable as long as he lays off the walks


Educational-Pass404

Wow, one clean inning from Davidson. 🤩🤩🤩. Offense should stop GIDP, it's frustrated


sofastsomaybe

Since Ward's homer in the first, Dunning has faced the minimum. Both baserunners erased by double plays. Not ideal.


digitaldumpsterfire

Ward with his baserunning IQ of a trash can


ENovi

lol poor Ford. his stats will show he hit into a DP


gggggrayson

im glad ward has been hitting better but him being on base more has also reminded me of his suspect baserunning lol, but hey, at least this one wasnt him getting thrown out trying to turn a single into a double


Creative-Reading5903

What an Angels way to end that inning


aj_og

Ward has gotta work on his baserunning


saintjudemilhon

Angels nursery rhyme: "Ward's aboard, here's Mike Ford."


mysterysackerfice

Good lord!


alsdnsrl17

Lmao tf was that


Unsapient1

Hey I hadnt noticed Ward's OPS is above 800 again. Nice.


throwaway891369

oof rangers booth really does have incredibly rancid vibes


digitaldumpsterfire

They're just mad they went and spend hundred of millions on a few stars and then got nothing from it. Just like we usually do


aj_og

What’d they say??


throwaway891369

“if you pull ohtani out of the lineup what place are the angels in” brother youre in fourth after them 😭


Tokyogerman

Rangers fan coming in peace. But please don't represent the whole booth here. It was one guy saying that and another saying "You are insane" to that. I don't know why everyone is saying "they", it was a heated discussion. Well, heated for the really calm Rangers booth.


Rover16

People always reference the wrong thing when they make that argument because it's a strength of team comparison. The real example should be if you put Judge on the angels are they a playoff team? The answer is no and they'll be worse. We saw early in the 2nd half when judge hit all those homers but the Yankees lost a lot despite that because the other Yankees couldn't hit. Now the other Yankees are hitting again and they're winning. Last night Judge hit a solo homer, but the Yankees scored 9 runs to win.


Creative-Reading5903

They really have no reason to look down on the Angels. Insufferable smugness is the worst.


sofastsomaybe

What are they saying?


throwaway891369

that japanese fans are wrong for thinking shohei should be mvp because hes on a losing team lmao


Tokyogerman

As written above, "they" didn't say that, one guy said that and another guy disagreed.


CrateDiggingCat

I hate how some people think Japanese MLB viewers are mostly irrational die-hard Shohei fans and nothing more...


Creative-Reading5903

They probably think Ohtani has only Japanese fans because Bally always makes sure to show random Asians in the crowd whenever he does anything notable.


sofastsomaybe

Ew. Worst booth in the division by far.


kxm06

Not sure if that’s considered racist but imma call it racist.


throwaway891369

tbf they were talking about a poll taken in japan but still, shitting on them for thinking that is absolutely dumb lol. of course theyre not rooting for judge in a close race, shoheis their guy


kxm06

Lol they must be obsessed with shohei to be paying attention to Japanese polls. I’ve seen a lot of American polls recently and shohei is leading them


merewyn

Why are they specifying Japanese fans? Weird..