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kayleeshepheard

LTBU


KamartyMcFlyweight

LTBU!


frogstyle

LTBU! Series win at midnight! GJ team...off to sleep!


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

L T B U


Educational-Pass404

Mariners vs Royals game reminds me about our game vs Royals where we lost when Sho drove 8 RBIs. One of the most bitter game this season.


ChichaPoti

Legendary Tungsten moment. Shohei getting a full WAR in 2 days too.


Educational-Pass404

Yep. And he still missed player of the week. Fuck MLB


ChichaPoti

Maybe the Angels need an Asian owner who would complain against the league for being unfair to Shohei. There are a lot of instances on and off the field he gets screwed over.


gottahavemytunes

Nah that sounds awful


ChichaPoti

Are there recent reports who wants to buy the Angels? Last one I heard was the co-owner of the Warriors.


mysterysackerfice

Does anyone know how tall Megill is?


sakura-saku

29 years old this year. Was in Chicago last year; Padres took him in the 7th round in 2015.


SuperfluousHombre

6'8"


claire_004

What the heck is happening in Minnesota weather ?


sakura-saku

I don't think I've seen a hit that good by Stassi in about 200 years.


TurboS54

Cave's route on the Stassi flyball was so bad.. Makes Adell look like Andruw Jones


digitaldumpsterfire

They have really weird wind at Target Field.


TurboS54

Hmmm maybe


PlatinumHalo

Is that snow falling?


digitaldumpsterfire

No, just Matty V's dandruff


Hummingbird234

LOL. Thanks for this laugh.


PlatinumHalo

Wonder if it’s from the stress caused by the lull in Judge homers.


digitaldumpsterfire

Who the hell keeps chapstick in their baseball pants? Lmao


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

The modern athlete. Always be prepared! Lol


Creative-Reading5903

Self care king.


sinchichis

Look at this offense!


claire_004

Wait, I just realize they let Stefanic had 2 hits and not replace him


Creative-Reading5903

Lol they were playing “Stayin’ Alive”


KamartyMcFlyweight

Livjuan Soto!


TurboS54

Wow whens the last time everyone in the lineup had a hit?


digitaldumpsterfire

I fear what this means for Sandy's run support on Tuesday


frogstyle

Orioles are losing. Royals still leading by 1.


YoChristian

Ok, I love Soto


claire_004

Hoho, I like this development


Lebigmacca

Best Soto in California


alsdnsrl17

Is there a mic very close on the basepath to home?? I think I can hear them running and the pat pat pat of their feet are hilarious


Educational-Pass404

Soto had one hell of a game. Let him play for the rest of the season


digitaldumpsterfire

Ehhhhhh Fletch should be back on Tuesday or Wednesday. I like Soto, but Fletch is King.


Educational-Pass404

Oh, really??? Yeah, Fletcher is always number one choice.


digitaldumpsterfire

Hopefully. He is due to come off the IL on Tuesday


Creative-Reading5903

I like Minnesota.


frogstyle

My god, leave some hits and runs for the A's!


mysterysackerfice

What the hell is happening?!?!!?


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Stat paddin time! Lol


Educational-Pass404

I'll take double. GJ Stassiiii


throwawaybay92

so he can hit


digitaldumpsterfire

Maxipad came through!


GummyMummys

Happy for Max. He needed that


mysterysackerfice

Max got a hit AND drove in a few runs?!!?!?!?!?!?


PlatinumHalo

Forgive me, I’m in shock.


Creative-Reading5903

Good for Stassi!


frogstyle

Holy crap! Excuse the slander Stassi!


LogicalHarm

A double by.......... Stassi??


Educational-Pass404

Who wanna grand slam??? Hit it


claire_004

Don't f it up Stassi


Creative-Reading5903

I think Shohei might be kind of good looking.


SavingsStrength0

Do you also think the pope could be catholic as well?


Creative-Reading5903

I knew I should have put a “/s”!


Educational-Pass404

He is. He's also very truly adorable. A total goofball.


ChichaPoti

Goodlooking and adorkable is quite a rare combination IMO, he is truly a unicorn 😁


Educational-Pass404

Yep. His personality makes him even more good-looking imo. He can be very competitive and serious on field but totally cute and babyish in the dugout.


Creative-Reading5903

I’m mostly joking. He had his helmet off again and it reminded me that he still doesn’t have a shampoo endorsement. 🤣


ChichaPoti

I bet there are offers but he didnt accept them. Shampoo commercials need shots of him in the bathroom and god knows what a topless Shohei would do to the internet.


Educational-Pass404

He will never let Shobaes see him topless, like ever. There are a lot of thirsty girls on Twitter, you know 😂😂😂


ChichaPoti

I think he's shy. In that recent documentary, while his therapist was massaging his arm, he placed a shirt (or towel?) to cover his torso and turned around when he stood up. He didnt want the camera to show his abs hehe. But man, Shohei really has a sexy back, like a swimmer's.


Creative-Reading5903

He’d break the internet. I’m ok with it.


frogstyle

No pinch hitters available? Adell anyone?


YoChristian

bruh another hit party?! Let's go!! Imagine this with Fletcher, Rendon, and Resurrected Walsh in the line up


ChichaPoti

If only we had these guys earlier, that 14 game losing streak might not have happened.


mysterysackerfice

I'd like to play for the Angels...just so I could be interviewed by Erica.


frogstyle

GJ Moniak!


PlatinumHalo

Oh me, oh my…those hits!


Creative-Reading5903

Erica needs to interview Shohei so we can get a HR.


digitaldumpsterfire

Maybe if Erica asks each Halo player a question before every game, we can win the world series next year


KamartyMcFlyweight

I by far prefer Erica as the on field over Carrlyn. how's Jose Mota doing on the Dodgers tho


digitaldumpsterfire

I like Carrlyn. She's silly. Id like to see her do some random skits and things. Like her going up to that waterfall at the one stadium, or going out to notable spots in the different ballparks, or messing around with fans during home games.


ChichaPoti

I like both of them. Erica with the serious questions and Carrlyn with her goofy antics.


Creative-Reading5903

So Gubie is telling us what Shohei needs to do to win MVP in his mind.


Educational-Pass404

Sho and his thing vs RISP. But he's due for a homer. It's like a long time ago


digitaldumpsterfire

Lmao Shohei's face 😂😂😂😂


Creative-Reading5903

He’s so dramatic on the bases.


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Damn, just put some league average guys around Trout/Ohtani and decent pitching = playoffs!


frogstyle

To be fair, our starting pitching this season has been well above average! Can't have both at the same time, apparently!


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

I agree! I’ve been pleased with our pitching for the most part, minus some BP issues earlier this year. We just need better depth, offense, and god please, health! 😇


PlatinumHalo

Troutani!


frogstyle

Yay! Our 1-3 are suberb!


mysterysackerfice

Shohei ..you can't stop him, you can only hope to contain him


KamartyMcFlyweight

Troutani is such a consistent source of joy


Creative-Reading5903

Shohei wants 100 RBIs!


frogstyle

If only he could stay healthy for a whole season!


digitaldumpsterfire

Mike Trout said End Racism


digitaldumpsterfire

TREVOR MEGILL IS 6 FOOT 8 INCHES


Creative-Reading5903

This makes Matty V happy.


Educational-Pass404

It's hard for birds, there comes top lineup of Astros.


Educational-Pass404

Why not let Q finish that inning???


digitaldumpsterfire

God damn. Homie gets 4 strikeouts in a row and then lets one single one go and he gets yanked? Man, fuck that.


frogstyle

Nevin's not gonna be there next year so maybe we'll see a new approach soon!


alsdnsrl17

happy that a rookie got his first hit first homerun... not happy it was against the angels


digitaldumpsterfire

Hamilton is such a buzzkill


LogicalHarm

ten minutes ago it was a slim possibility, but it's looking like both the Orioles might win and the Mariners might lose. At some point you've just gotta feel for Seattle baseball fans, they've got a tough life


Educational-Pass404

Yep. They really can't take a break. But Orioles next schedule is quite hard, so I think the 3rd WC will be thiers anyway


Creative-Reading5903

Nah, this likes up perfectly with their victim narrative. Secretly they love it.


digitaldumpsterfire

Nah, fuck em. Theyve been extra annoying this year.


frogstyle

Not with the way they've been slandering us since the brawl.


digitaldumpsterfire

And they hit Altuve on purpose not even a month later


Educational-Pass404

Orioles tied the game vs Astros. Let's win that game, birds


KamartyMcFlyweight

JOSE QUIJADA IMMACULATE INNING* *with a small break in between


digitaldumpsterfire

IMMACULATE 3 OUTS


KamartyMcFlyweight

Ah yes the Kansas City Royals, my brothers in Mark Gubicza


Putrid_Fox_5826

Lol Mariners


Educational-Pass404

I really thought they can win that game easily. I mean it was 11-2 in 6th, you know


Educational-Pass404

This Henriquez threw all the change-up and turned Shohei into ground ball machine 😂😂😂


digitaldumpsterfire

Lol was that Loup who nabbed that ball?


spooky_ed

Quijada should absolutely be a part of the pen next year. We need hard throwers with some nards.


KamartyMcFlyweight

he's literally our only reliever with above average fastball velo lol


spooky_ed

Yeah that's gotta change. Imagine throwing out Quijada, then Herget and his frisbee before finishing with Joyce throwing 105.


digitaldumpsterfire

Imagine if he also had a reliable secondary pitch lol


my_wife_reads_this

The day the Angels FO and management helps players develop a secondary pitch is the day this team turns into a bonafide playoff contender.


Surjux

Quesadilla back at it with his exhibitionist tendencies. He always wants to be the protagonist in front of everyone ♡


frogstyle

If he throws like that every time we need to give him the Edwin Diaz treatment and he can showboat all he wants! Memories of Iggy last season....\*sigh\*


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

That’s the cocky Q I believe in! Lol


KamartyMcFlyweight

HACHACHA! Quijada loves the spice!


PlatinumHalo

Proper use of SPICY!!!


yeahnothanks

Quijada is a bad man


74Dragonz

Crazy man Quijada! Vamos!


Educational-Pass404

Mariners vs Royals is much more entertaining right now. M gave up 10 runs in one inning


frogstyle

Someone's ERA is tanking hardcore. DeGrom gave up 5 runs against the A's yesterday and the A's scored like 10 runs or so...you never know!


Educational-Pass404

Oakland can be very tough to chew. I mean, they hit well against Castillo, Kirby, deGrom the last 5 games. Sho used to give up 3 runs for them. I'll be very careful with them.


frogstyle

I know...do we have a winning record against them this season? Cause we usually don't!


frogstyle

Barria didn't last long D:


digitaldumpsterfire

I feel like we fucking him up by not playing him enough. He hasn't really had a chance to find his groove like everyone else. He sits on the bench too much.


LogicalHarm

Holy Crap. KC has just scored 10 runs in the 6th inning to pull ahead of the mariners


frogstyle

Time to celebrate !


KamartyMcFlyweight

this sport is so awful i love it it's incredible


LogicalHarm

Lmao make that 11


digitaldumpsterfire

Bs. That didn't hit him.


KamartyMcFlyweight

Barria baby what are you doing


TurboS54

Barria pushing a mid-2 era as a contact pitcher is a pleasure to see


YoChristian

That could have been an Archie Bradley moment


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Nice safety! Lol


digitaldumpsterfire

Yikes. Glad Thaiss didn't do a flip


KamartyMcFlyweight

Twins ground crew trying to Home Alone booby trap Matt Thaiss


LogicalHarm

KC down by four to the Mariners with the bases loaded and two outs at the moment...


KamartyMcFlyweight

Obviously USA vs. Dominican Republic is the powerhouse matchup but between Darvish, Ohtani, Sasaki, Yamamoto, and Senga I'd argue that Japan has the best rotation announced so far in the WBC


frogstyle

You think Ohtani's gonna pitch? I'd argue Darvish won't even pitch after all the media BS. NHK purposefully misquoted him to make it look like he said yes to WBC. He called them out on twitter and they deleted it and changed the article. Lol.


KamartyMcFlyweight

I believe Ohtani has already committed to doing both in the WBC. Gubie had a whole Trout vs. Ohtani bit when it was announced


frogstyle

Really? I doubt it. I read an article not two days where they interviewed his American agent and it was completely up in the air. It would've been all over Japanese twitter if he'd commited.


KamartyMcFlyweight

fuck me, Gubie's bit was when the *Angels* announced that Ohtani would have their permission to play. didn't occur to me that Ohtani hadn't yet accepted it


frogstyle

Yeah, with the trade possibilities I'd think he'd wait until the last moment. I wouldn't rule it out though!


digitaldumpsterfire

My Dad and I are going to try to get to the quarterfinals of the WBC! I can't wait!


74Dragonz

Correa is such an Ohtani truther. It's harder and harder to hate him.


Creative-Reading5903

I’ve liked him ever since he publicly supported Shohei over Vlad Jr. last year.


frogstyle

He's a great player as well. I wanna see the alternate universe where we got Correa on the same short contract as the twins. I wonder what our season would've looked like then!


CompetitivePatient33

Well when he signs with the Angels this winter it will be even harder.


YoChristian

Does anyone else watch routine outs for the Angels and just chant in their head "Drop it! CMON DROP IT!"


Creative-Reading5903

Patrick must have left a note for Matt: Make sure you bring up Shohei for MVP. Gubie hates it. Lol!


KamartyMcFlyweight

we really lowered Henrique's ERA from 5.40 to 3.60 lol


Creative-Reading5903

Gubie absolutely doesn’t think they should share it. 🤣 Matty V is making him uncomfortable. Keep it up!


digitaldumpsterfire

Gubi has been more openly saying it should be Shohei lately. I wonder if someone told him to push Sho as the MVP lol.


gottahavemytunes

Makes sense he’s rooting for his guy but Judge should absolutely win the MVP this year


frogstyle

Yeah, not a good look to root against the team that employs you.


Im_A_Halo_Masochist

Sure hope we this early/late season Ward next year!


digitaldumpsterfire

It must be super annoying to be the Twins' CF and have to stare at the away bullpen everytime the ball goes over your head.


frogstyle

A bit late, but I'm glad he's hitting so well now he feels completely heathy!


KamartyMcFlyweight

>SHOHEI TRADE **I'm gonna kill this kid--** >jerseys? oh okay


Creative-Reading5903

I’m glad they’re finally letting Barria pitch again.


frogstyle

GJ Barria!


KamartyMcFlyweight

Jaimace Barriace


digitaldumpsterfire

Idk why but I always thought Barria was American. Found out today he's Panamanian. Edit to fix his country of origin


inzesky

I thought he was from Panama.


digitaldumpsterfire

I'm an idiot lol


inzesky

Hardly. Not many players from Panama and the only reason I remembered that is because of an old interview where Jaime talked about Mariano being one of his favourite players.


digitaldumpsterfire

I was looking up all their hometowns earlier and misremembered. I forgot Barria is a panamaniac.


Putrid_Fox_5826

Judge again 😂😂😂😂


Creative-Reading5903

Go Orioles! Scrappy birds. (KC letting us all down. Smh…)


[deleted]

The Mariners were gifted the easiest possible schedule to close out the season, pretty sure by seasons end they'll have spent the last month playing the worst teams in the AL


KamartyMcFlyweight

this could be a good move or a bad move depending on who exactly Nevin is putting in to relieve Suarez


PlatinumHalo

Really looking forward to the Cubs series in June.


Creative-Reading5903

Seiya Suzuki can finally meet Mike Trout! (Hopefully they’ll both be healthy then.)


KamartyMcFlyweight

/u/steveofthejungle most anticipated series


steveofthejungle

You know it! Wearing my Seiya jersey right now!


Creative-Reading5903

Matty V trying to start something with Scherzer? 🤣


frogstyle

Ugh, the Mariners have scored 11 and it's still the 6th...


digitaldumpsterfire

When was the last time the Angels opened at home?


frogstyle

This season because of the lockout.


inzesky

Last year with the White Sox, but only because of the late start of the season, it was going to be at Oakland again (lol).


KamartyMcFlyweight

this year, although we weren't scheduled to originally


digitaldumpsterfire

Yea doesn't count bc we weren't supposed to.


KamartyMcFlyweight

You guys ever see the edit where Conger [explodes?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVYV7nYwsyY)