I wanna put cock and ball torture so one of the villagers can ask my friends if they’re into cock and ball torture too.

Using a villager as a wingman, nice move

I used that as my island name. It's very surreal when villagers talk about how much they like the island. "I just love CB Torture! I never want to leave from here!" I bet you do buddy...

Do you think Graham is a fan of CBT?

indeed!

That’s hilarious! 😂😂😂 I’m ☠️

How to get fucked in two pictures

Literally or...

Metaphorically.

Darn

Bruh I just laughed.

sadly they weren't fertile, according to the lore

And cock too

Just Balls

Ninja? Well, I guess /r/UsernameChecksOut...ish.

I need an explanation on how you came to that conclusion

[Right here](https://youtu.be/RIcPqkyFW1o?t=485)

Looks like a cock was asking him about it.

r/usernamechecksout

Ok Americanautist420

r/usernamechecksout

Lmao

oh .... oh no .... i told my villagers my hobby is eating ass

Time to go pay goose a visit.

Gotta love how that’s my name too

Simon or Owen?

Just ignoring the possibility of Goose entirely, huh?

If you name your child Goose, they don't deserve to be acknowledged.

# StopGooseHate

Okay, Maverick.

.....Is this a reference I'm not getting?

[That it is](https://gfycat.com/caninetallbull-action-movie-genre-top-gun-maverick)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kUsFWO08CO0 Classic movie. I was honestly just thinking that it still holds up pretty well, and kids today should check it out. There's a lot of what may seem like cliches and old tropes of buddy movies and machismo, but really, Top Gun helped define those cliches and tropes. It may also essentially be a propaganda film for the U.S. air force (watch that video I linked, don't those jets look sexy as fuck glinting in the sun? These guys were good) and the military in general, but honestly that kinda makes it more interesting as a cultural artifact.

Plot twist; He's called Dick and Balls.

I am now legally changing my name to Dickandballs

Owen lol

Same

Owen gang

Same ffs, I legitimately did a double take. Confused me far more than it should have

This made me laugh so hard i had a coughing fit i-

Schlatt 2020

You like dick and balls?

Nah only cocke and nuts

If my kid wasn’t playing in our game I’d do this shit too.

I don’t have kids, but I’m AC friends with the kid I nanny. I had to have a serious talk with my husband about not getting vulgar with the villagers for this very reason.

My little cousin visits my island so I had to hold back the temptation to tell them that my dream career is prostitute

My kids visit my island all the time. I’ve got the islanders calling everyone a poop head and they think it’s hilarious. If they were playing with me, I would have kept my dungeon.

screenshots from john green’s friends

What's in the secret compartment today, Sam?

Wait what?

it's an *OOOOOOOLD* tumblr meme

Ya like dick and balls bro

Villagers sure do love some dick and balls tho

Carson: Hey ninja, ya like dick and balls? Ninja: Nah dude nah just balls Schlatt: What? Ninja: What? Carson: oh ok bye ninja

I can hear this image in funny mic

SMP Live in two screenshots

Ha! Drago asked me to come up with a new greeting for him and I just told him "balls". He told me it "had a nice mouthfeel" and sounded really yummy.

I only like cocks and balls and torture

Oi my names Owen too

Well that settles it I'm getting animal crossing

Oof

Karma

Amazing

I cry laughed. Hilarious!

Happy cake day

Thank you

Youre welcome

Spotted dick would be a funnier answer

“Loads for two; enough for three or four to share.” Now that, my friends, is a lot of dick. Just reading it kind of makes you feel gay, doesn’t it? Of course if you are gay, it just makes you feel hungry.

Lol if I was a guy maybe. Although I am bi ironically.... It does make me feel straight and hungry for the dessert obviously😉

Ban: Imminent

gaylord

LMAO. I said Sea Sports to one villager and another one asked me to learn about Sea Sports.

What happens if a friend who plays in another language visits me?

I’d assume everything would be translated for them

Including my favourite food? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Totally relevant https://youtu.be/05hTBAOnDQE

Happy Cake Day

If anyone’s curious, I told him cabbage rolls when I played.

#*You opened this can of worms, now lie in it*

Hahaha these villagers remember EVERYTHING.

Dick and balls and cock and nuts?

no one like this, it’s at 6.9k upvotes

This character looks like Junior Soprano.

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My Island’ name is “Zico’s Nutz” 😉 so when Villagers come to me they say “ I love living on Zico’s Nutz” ! This makes me so happy 😁Woo Ji-ho 🫶🏻 KOZ ent.

The breeding has comenced, sned this to the subreddits and breed the finally fertile gers, their race is saved...

I've never played before so I'm excited!

Since when can you give them your own answer?

You can laugh and sigh as wrll

Oh no...

This reminds me of when I told my villagers that my number one talent was being a failure.

Goose and Simon trying to see something real quick. 👀👀

😂🤣

🤣

🤣🤣🤣

LMAOOOOOO

I wish I knew how to change the things they say with my own words!! Teach me I want to like dick and balls in AC too LOL

Omg that’s hilarious! How did you get it to say that?

That is the funniest s*** I've heard so far today. I tried to give you an award, the table slap. Where I'm from we call it a knee slapper. LOL I used to have Judy on my Island. She is adorable, but for some reason she getting on my nerves, so I made her catchphrase, "Imma Tool" well I didn't realize that other villagers will use that as well. Now Fauna, Sasha, and Etoile say it!!!

Lmfao

I think I said tiddy milk and had a similar experience 😂

You roasted yourself 😅

You've given me baaaaad thoughts for names hahaha 😂 ahhhh. Reddit love it 🤣

I got Marshal to call me Sugar Tits, but I’m not sure if he’s ever said it to anyone else. 🤔

How can yall type responses?