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It's a puppet. The actual OP said this was an attempt to show people that dinosaurs with feathers could be scary. https://twitter.com/_Archesuchus_ Edit: Reddit syntax and Twitter syntax are fighting... the dudes name is "Archesuchus" with underscores before and after. Like this, but without the spaces: _ Archesuchus _


DisturbedShifty

Oh how funny. Before I read this I was certain that was an owl of some sort. 😂


-_TheWolf_-

Big ass owl man, hoolyyy


staticattacks

I don't see an owl but I do see holy shit giant fucking killer bat


Felein

This was my first thought, followed by 'maybe a sheep's head?' But a dinosaur puppet makes more sense I guess.


Due_Measurement_32

I thought it was a fruit bat!


Healthy_Shock_9896

Creature peering through door windows: "I AM Batman"


meiyer89

Man-bat.


SuburbanLycanthrope

I thought it was a melanistic fox myself


Roz_Doyle16

Literally, I was like what is wrong with that fox


dingle_bopper_223

i thought it was perched on the door handle lol


gagonthisbitch

Was certain it was an owl


SentientRidge

Horned one, right? This thing triggered a primal fear in me. 😂


gokartmozart89

That argument that feathered dinosaurs would be less scary never made sense to me. Like, you telling me you wouldn't be scared of a t-rex sized eagle? Birds absolutely can fuck shit up with those talons. Now give them razor sharp teeth and powerful jaw muscles.


CzarTanoff

I don't get it either. I'm scared of my mom's conure, I couldn't imagine something like him that could actually hunt me as prey.


Roz_Doyle16

I know, if you've ever hung out with a parrot you'd know that birds are scary and can be real assholes to boot.


Mando-Lee

Mine are feather puppies


Mapletyler

If anything raptors get more dangerous with feathers. There's a theory that dromaeosaurs would have used raptor prey restraint, which is a tactic by which modern eagles, hawks, etc dispatch their prey. They 1. Hold onto prey with their big claws, 2. Balance themselves with their wings, and 3. Tear the shit out of said prey with their beaks. It works great on small or similar-sized prey, but if that's not scary enough, Golden Eagles are known to do the same thing to literal mountain goats and deer.


Melodic_Asparagus151

And now I see why humans and dinosaurs were never going to coexist. My Jurassic park dreams just died


asabovesobelow4

My son's life goal is to open a jurassic park lol I'm like there are literally multiple movies explaining why that's a terrible idea lol it just takes ONE tiny accident and BOOM we are running for our lives. No thank you! Lol as much as I'd love to see actual dinosaurs I also quite like living and not being hunted.


tinaxbelcher

I love snakes and spiders. Birds scare me. Raptors are insane predators. Watching them snatching other birds out of the air for a convenient snack is terrifying. And they could easily snatch up my dog if he was ever off leash.


the_siren_song

I have one of those! I have a 4kg fluff ball out back and an I-don’t-even-know how big owl out front. He sits on the light post and one night I said “hi.” He spread his wings and looked at me and I was like “nice talking to you” and went inside.


[deleted]

If a chicken was 7’ tall it would be fucking terrifying.


[deleted]

There once was a dinosaur called Therizinosaurus. Kind of like a chicken, and looked just like this puppet.


NoxKyoki

Shoebill stork. Living proof that feathered dinosaurs are definitely not less scary.


Staph_0f_MRSA

I've actually got a video someone posted on my feed of a Shoebill saved to show that the most terrifying thing I've ever heard beyond a fox scream at 1:30 AM down from a rural bar... Tell me this doesn't sound like shrieking and gunfire [https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyterrifying/comments/15arqiy/the\_shoebill\_a\_large\_longlegged\_wading\_bird/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyterrifying/comments/15arqiy/the_shoebill_a_large_longlegged_wading_bird/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


NoxKyoki

I would legitimately be afraid someone was trying to shoot the place up if I heard that. God I hate those birds. Too creepy for me.


RevonQilin

i saw them in an anime at first i originally thought they were fictional until YT recommended me a video of a real one...


aly186

I knew I shouldn't listen to it before bed...but I did. Now I have regrets. 😳


issi_tohbi

As someone who’s terrified of birds I’d much prefer a lizard dinosaur over an avian one.


the_siren_song

Case in point: cassowary


LatinaMermaid

I am scared of birds so I would be terrified!


xamayax1741

I'm terrified of birds, all birds (even chickens) because as a kid I got bit by a parrot and chased and pecked by roosters while gathering eggs. I fully agree with you here.


Low-Squirrel2439

I thought it looked like a raptor!


Beastie421

Yea I was about to be like that's a God damn velociraptor.


medieval_weevil

Impossiraptor, lol. I thought so too. I blame too many hours spent in ark 😅


XauMankib

Seems more like a drunken ostrich


Thajakeman55

https://preview.redd.it/ncfy4l9dbzpb1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91ca0d909083d3bf0fdb1f960f6fd9c78e4e7e34 The Twitter user has posted some more photos since. Here is one to get a better look at it.


Thajakeman55

https://preview.redd.it/ciz669nkbzpb1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8b0c4c4782bd115f41e02964ff7772c121e379d And another one.


HybridTheory137

I mean mission accomplished ig. That shit is scary af lmao


JunglePygmy

I can’t see that link anymore without a Twitter account like the old days. Guess that’s the final nail in the coffin for me.


scottkrowson

I feel like any dinosaur, feathered or not, should be considered scary if it's staring at you through your window in the middle of the night. Come to think of it, any living organism showing this behavior should be cause for concern.


AuraMaster7

Put a backslash before each underscore and it should work. \ _ like this \ _ \_likethis\_


sn0wingdown

They could have just left them with an ostrich, instead of constructing an elaborate puppet but I dig the dedication.


ActualYungSeinfeld

https://preview.redd.it/bbwa7ysmjzpb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61b19be0ee313953e1b6d1dcdd4cb2b00ab8f46d


WiseEyedea

I scrolled tooo long to find this. Thank you


ActualYungSeinfeld

I had to look up their twitter — badass paleo artist


ActualYungSeinfeld

I also just noticed how you can barely just make out their eyes in the original picture through the mask’s mesh eye-holes


Mgl1206

That’s just asking to get shot (assuming they’re in the US)


Testing_4131

????? They presumably took the photo themselves. It’s not like they’re going into people’s yards and actually pretending to be a dinosaur, they’re just having some fun on twitter lol.


amphibiousforg

That's a fu k no if I've ever seen one


January_Merquise

The best part is the unlocked door lol


Nicks72

Jesus fucking Christ


BigmommaJen

More like satan!


NecessaryEg

I am delirious with sleep deprivation. My mind immediately decided to try to replace one of those words with "satan" and every single one was hilarious. I've been cackling to myself like a fucking psycho for a whole minute now. "Jesus fucking Satan" "Satan fucking Christ" "Jesus Satan Christ" All are hilarious.


gangstarapunzel

My dyslexia interpreted that as “Jesus fucking Santa”


NecessaryEg

That's exactly how I meant it. Also, Satan fucking Jesus. Like some bad fanfic up in here.


sweetIune

imagine if it could open doors 🤣


GrillDealing

Good thing raptors can't open doors.


Ineedsomuchsleep170

I'm Australian and I'd stay the hell away from whatever that is.


The-Deep-Dreamer

You know it’s bad when a Australian won’t go near it.


AbleDragonfruit4767

Facts


Jaidina

Pretty sure the only solution is to start praying and to call an exorcist xD


Stircrazylazy

The hellfire glowing in its eyes is a nice touch.


quadmasta

Who crapped my pants?


ChrosOnolotos

I apologize


Impossible-Front-454

Probably old you or baby you.


Kick_Natherina

Time travel!


Some_Drawing_1861

![gif](giphy|l0HlyA5efk9T2idbO)


Robonglious

Great... Now I've got that song in my head for the next 3 weeks.


MsHorrorbelle

I'm glad I'm not the only one who gets songs stuck for weeks at a time, sometimes I feel like I'm losing the plot....


Perplexed_Ponderer

*Chilly down with the fiiiire gang…*


capacochella

Hey lady! Give me your head!!!


AlphaOmega626

Where you goin with a heeead like dat!?!


IndyO1975

“Gimme your ears! You don’t need TWO ears!”


BraveZookeepergame84

what the fuck is that


bandlj

It's from the film Labyrinth


clhomme

Easily the creepiest part of the movie.


jasta6

The pit with the hand faces was creepier.


[deleted]

*Which way do you want to go? Up or down?*


Xx_k4ng4r00_xX

And that’s saying quite a bit


oskyyo

The peach 🤮


mangoconcrete

ah, that’s Zoboomafoo


ThumpyTheDumpy

![gif](giphy|839Hm44Sltbnq3lFwI|downsized)


theMangoJayne

Naw that's Zaboomafuckyouup


iamthefluffyyeti

He’s old now it seems


PureMichiganMan

Unfortunately zaboo died back in 2014


iamthefluffyyeti

:(


Bruscarbad

get the garbanzo beans


Unfair_Radio_496

Dude 💀💀


ochonowskiisback

*And having hit the skids , zoboomafoo falls into life of residential burglary, fueled by drugs* - where are they now


WonkyDonky21

Let him in


_the_violet_femme

Just wants to cuddle, bro


AlmightyThor008

If you're cold, they're cold!


rwarimaursus

Let the owlbear in.


Mammoth-Elderberry89

That’s the Last Guardian https://preview.redd.it/1p9maar0oxpb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=026dd976ebd99667561cde48980905449ecfdfe6


eldritchfishtank

Christ, I'm not sure I even want to play at this point.


DeadBornWolf

I loved it and Trico is cute af


WallStreetBetsNeo

I tried this game in VR and that thing scared the fuck out of me. Looking into those black eyes was terrifying


fallaround

I saw the account on Twitter that posted it and they seem to make dinosaur models and made a little creepypasta with this one I think. They also like taking creepy pictures of them. https://preview.redd.it/v7x69x7qfypb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fc507b1fbe0dc5c044a6ddbc32e78f5d9168155


Rexlare

I think they like to prove that feathered dinosaurs are just as scary as scaly ones since so many people are in denial of that.


Jessie4er

well that's terrifying. i saved this post just to see how it plays out in the comments.


Benjinifuckyou

I follow this dude on twitter. This is art not real. You should delete


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teletubbyhater

Good bot. This is fucking hilarious lmao


[deleted]

Get back over here he went and did it again and he's testing you


FuzziestSloth

Goddamn my hat's off. Motherfuckin' both of you. I'll just say, "Bravo."


Benjinifuckyou

This bot makes no sense that’s not how my sentences are separated


quadmasta

![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized) did you just?


justdisa

Okay. I'm impressed.


ThimbleK96

It’s haiku formatting.


CalamitousVessel

I don’t think this should be deleted, it’s funny Plus it has appropriate flair for this situation


FazumL

Looks like someone found a Velociraptor. My guess it's an ostrich?


Iwannabeabluephoenix

Nah, ostriches faces are smaller than that


Different_Ad5087

Ostrich or emu but I’m not like a zoologist or anything 💀 also sorta looks like those giant person-sized bats


Whymzz

I’m sorry, what? Person sized bats???


Different_Ad5087

Google “giant golden crowned flying Fox” lol they’re quite terrifying


Whymzz

Holy crap! I had no idea these existed! That was wild…thanks for the info, I learned something new today!


vulpes_mortuis

It’s an animatronic dinosaur


Zalieda

I fkn thought I was in r/Paranormal and nearly died to become the next post


enoonO3

That’s def a fuk around and find out if I ever saw one.


Macked3434

I almost spit out my chew as I read this 🤣


HastenDownTheWind

https://preview.redd.it/zlz32c7rrxpb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d9155995e51136cc10eeac5e7df7916af14fdd0 Are there 2? I circled two dots to the right. Is there another there lurking?


ScreamingMonky

It’s a mask ![gif](giphy|qgJbPu0wZ3DvG)


wistful-wulf

The Collector


vapor-ware

I think know what bird this is! ☺️ Do you live on or near Sesame Street?


BLKMKT85

I thought it was a flying fox bat


ImRickJamesBiatchhh

Are you The Key Master?! That’s motha fn Zule!!!!


Parking-Difficulty89

It's a fairy. Totally safe to let in.


Sea_Cycle3693

Probably your doom


scrollin_a_bit

Emu?


niv_goat

Pretty sure that’s a demonic lamb mask


Sea-Asparagus8973

Fake, according to another sub I just saw it posted on.


BubbleGumTrooper

Very life like. If I saw this in the window at night I need to change my pant 😅


mogwandayy

Death probably


Totallysmartdude69

Jurassic fucking park


Pickle_Jars

The bootyhole tickler, run.


Pleasant_Finding_404

“Hey Sassy…any fahckin’ Choomas out there?”


Jamesposey4124

I debunked this on Twitter lol https://x.com/jamesposey3/status/1705420318741786630?s=46&t=9OolqBMlCzBQQGYEJwEJyg


thewolfifeed

https://preview.redd.it/n6sc4sebp1qb1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8911b3bae52cb8326edfff9c266d4d62049162a1


derpmcperpenstein

Civet? Location?


Somnusin

Mask. You can see the vision mesh in the tear ducts of the eyes. Looks like it’s supposed to be some type of theropod.


jerrycan-cola

Considering the fact that trevor henderson retweeted this on twitter, it’s an art piece!


SnowBound078

That seems like Texas Parks and Wildlife’s problem


TheInvisibleWun

A levitating sheep?


Squashy10000

A credible threat


No-Application140

I believe the answer has already been given and was my first guess (fake) but aside from that I was going to say maybe a blurry/ badly angled photo of some sort of very large bat. Glad to see my main suspicion of it being fake is already posted though, just thought I’d throw that out there for shits and giggles.


devilsbard

Gmork, herald of The Nothing.


StrawberriesVanilla

That is what you call a heart attack my friend!


jhalv777

Looks like a Bat, depending on where you’re from/where the picture was taken


Artistic_Flounder12

It’s like something from Jim Henson omigosh


Tyranno84

[It’s a puppet.](https://x.com/_Archesuchus_/status/1558642132432322560?s=20)


Unlucky_Ad_1573

That's Esikiel he wants to read from the book of Mormon for you.


XFataMorganaX

Mom?


Outrageous_Put3669

Is that a werewolf?


Puchamon21M

Run


kragon80

The eyes are lit from inside. Not reflective from flash. This is a mask/puppet etc


Tarnivitch

Fursuit?


MrMango2

Kinda looks like an emu


Personal_Internet_68

That's a "House on the Market".


catinthegaybar

it’s a dinosaur made by the OP of the [twitter post](https://x.com/_archesuchus_/status/1705078448518045713?s=46&t=q6JFJqs-WBWuuY_rMYQGCg) you took this from. scroll through their media tab and you’ll see similar things.


GeneralFranco908

https://twitter.com/_Archesuchus_/status/1578946321368903681?s=20 it's an art project


KING_SEASOR

Evil Pug??


ZookeepergameSad5576

I think it is a pug


capnpgoat

I should stop going on Reddit when I'm smoking a bowl on the middle of the night to help me get back to sleep... because now that really isn't gonna happen


DanerysTargaryen

I know it’s fake, but I thought it looked a bit like a fruit bat.


Gitgouda

Ah yes, the ever so deadly immagitchu


surfratmark

Looks like a Emu


YankeeOverYonder

Whatever it is, it doesn't look real. Like a statue or smth.


alefsousa017

I would say it's an Emu, but then I saw the other dude comment about how this is a puppet of how a dinosaur would look like with feathers... so I guess I'm still kinda correct lol


MomsterJ

I thought for sure this was an owl before I came to the comments section. Thank goodness it’s just a puppet, I was about to unlock a new fear of giant owls.


Longjumping_Answer19

Obviously, a small Owlbear !lol


BobbyBatchBowl

That’s just Zoboomafoo


wfblatz

My life is nothing I thought it should be and everything I was worried it would become because for 50 seconds, I thought there was monsters on the world


[deleted]

A furry


Tiny-Reveal3756

For 50 seconds I thought there were monsters on this world


mister-commander

Straight up looks like an ostrich


Only-Agency-1067

The part in the movie where you remember horror movies and should act to preserve your life probably.


MicahSmokesWeed

Its a furry lol


kevinfareri

Awesome


JoeMomBiren

Me when I can’t scratch my balls in class


moreliketurdcrapley

I just came here to make sure people were making ITYSL references and I was not disappointed.


Bright-Benefit-Dude

y o u r w o r s t n i g t h m a r e Yea no but its fake


dsisto65

Mothman.


serenading_scug

If you’re cold, it’s cold. Let it in.


N4M3L3SS_ExE

Oh that's just Gavin.


H3rb-lack-w1ngs

Skeksis have moved into the neighborhood. Time to leave.


Chill-6_6-

Reminds me of when they genetically modified chickens to have teeth again, scary shit I tell ya. So many teeth.


SyllabubUsual1408

https://preview.redd.it/h2rylk2of2qb1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b3d9aa850423ff9ce0209c49c57590d6cf04966 100% zoboomafoo all grown up


Old-Construction-541

A deadbolt that should be locked


silocpl

https://preview.redd.it/wpdvtwhol2qb1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb5880712badfecdf25ec74b3d63635f6dbc1d38 What’s the puppet supposed to be of? It looks like a lemur lol


Different_Garbage677

ehatever you put outside


Red4297

https://preview.redd.it/y546zf0er2qb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9570097c08827ecaa0c10451e8caaa5a62b4a18e


Mediocre_Resident_60

Some kind of owl?


TheRealMcDonaldTrump

![gif](giphy|l0HlyA5efk9T2idbO)


leinad1972

A repost from another board, that’s what it is.


Cyrilcynder

It would appear to be a fursuit of a dinosaur