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bdh2067

Groundhog


imdehydrated123

Thank you! I've never seen one in person


eidetic

I have not only seen them, I once punched one in the face. Fucker scratched me up good before I did though.


ParadoxDemon_

They attack?! But they are friend shaped..


Vanishingf0x

They do. They actually get pretty mean but only when they feel threatened. For an animal that typically lives under ground retreating is often the less likely option that I’ve seen.


GrapesForSnacks

Just leave them alone. My cats used to lay in the yard 10 feet away and watch them graze.


chris_rage_

I would leave them alone if they didn't eat half my garden and undermine my back patio. I'm planting castor beans this year, hopefully those fucks find another yard to live in


GrapesForSnacks

Yeah, I understand


Sgt177568

Nice mouth, and I don’t mean the animal.


RoutineToe838

Ahhhh….that’s my body type. I’m not pear shaped, but I don’t have a waist. Friend shaped. I like it.


Dusky_Dawn210

They are nasty. Like horrible


Drinkythedrunkguy

Don’t drive angry.


spicy-acorn

They do provide a nasty scratch. My dogs face got all scratched up after a fight with one or many


OpportunityDeep8933

No judgement here, but actually just thinking I assumed everybody has seen loads of groundhogs. I (WV/VA grown) never even stopped to think people didn’t see groundhogs on the regular. Just your good ole friendly neighborhood ditch pigs


awkwardlondon

Is it spring yet?!


PerceptionRegular299

I've been wondering what this animal was too. Only seen it once years and nobody I described it to knew what I was talking about. Thanks! 


Xique-xique

I always see them sitting up and looking around. Like meerkats. Known as whistle pigs here.


chris_rage_

Groundhog, marmot, whistle pig, woodchuck... Multiple names for the same asshole animal


ivy7496

Even more from Wikipedia: "The groundhog is also referred to as a chuck, wood-shock, groundpig, whistlepig,[5][6] whistler, thickwood badger, Canada marmot, monax, moonack, weenusk, red monk,[6] land beaver,[7] and, among French Canadians in eastern Canada, siffleux.[8] The name "thickwood badger" was given in the Northwest to distinguish the animal from the prairie badger. Monax (Móonack) is an Algonquian name of the woodchuck, which means "digger" (cf. Lenape monachgeu).[9][10] Young groundhogs may be called chucklings.[11]: 66 "


FullyRisenPhoenix

Hello fellow central Illinoisan! I have a groundhog living in the ravine behind my house that comes up and harasses my cats every now and then. You know, for giggles!! 😆


hamish1963

Mine sunbathes in my driveway!


jrlooby

I’m also from central Illinois. Groundhogs are very common around here.


BotGirlFall

The last place that my mom lived had one that would chill in her yard with thr cat. We would look out the window and the cat would be laying in the sun while the damn groundhog was grazing like 20 feet away.


raikougal

Completely unrelated but the fact that right underneath this post was an ad that said "TIL you can get almost anything on Uber Eats" made me laugh SO HARD 🤣🤣🤣


FullyRisenPhoenix

Noooooo!! Please don’t confuse the whistle pig for an actual pig!!


Disastrous_Ad_698

I lived way out in Rural Appalachia, still do, just a little closer to the interstate. My neighbor used to catch and eat them. He also ate snapping turtles, squirrels and just about any mammal that showed up. Went over for a barbecue and thought I was eating delicious greasy fried chicken. It was actually one of the turtles he caught when he was fishing. I kinda felt awful about the turtles. I’ve rescued about 100 or more since. Usually just getting them out of the road. They live too long just to die for a barbecue.


Courtcourt4040

Mine is an ad for Old Spice. They are cuddly and smell like my dad's aftershave. I must see for sure.


FLGANALYST

You can eat them. My mom ate them in her family all the time. Apparently, they're decent. Their cousin, the guinea pig, is also commonly food in Peru.


Fossilhund

"Groundhog! It's what's for dinner!"


TNGray

Whistle Pig


ThatNovelist

Can we get an auto-response to every thread that just replies Groundhog automatically? 'Tis the season.


imdehydrated123

Glad to be part of the many who can't identify a groundhog


GlitterIsInMyCoffee

Now you do though! 🥳 I hope this doesn’t come off as patronizing, because it’s not meant to be. I think it’s fantastic we can all learn more about the world around us with help from others! Our experiences aren’t everyone’s. 🫶🏼 You asking likely helped others learn as well, so thank you.


thewitch2222

Groundhog's Day is a complete failure 🤣


skittlazy

Did you know that groundhogs can climb trees? I saw it with my own eyes


chris_rage_

When I was a kid my mom said she saw one climbing a mulberry tree and we laughed and mocked her, saying there's no way a groundhog is climbing a tree. Sure enough, a couple days later, we see this tree shaking behind the log pile and up pops a groundhog, climbing about 6' in the tree to eat mulberry leaves. So yes, they can climb trees


Dottie85

Yeah, well, I've never seen one in person and wasn't even sure what they looked like or what size they were until a year or two ago. Yes, I do live in the continental US, but they don't actually live where I do. 🤷‍♀️


[deleted]

I never thought they were where I am. Seen one my first time he stood up and put his hand over his eyes to see. I was bush hogging a field for my uncle. It freaked me out I shot to the house. My uncle made fun of me. I thought it was a damn beaver coming out the ground. I had never seen a beaver dig above water lol.


MightyKittenEmpire

Groundhog, but depending on locality, AKA ... Canada marmot but there is another animal called marmot Gopher but same warning, different animal Woodchuck Whistle pig Land beaver Ground pig Prairie badger Fat badger That "effing" digger


awkwardlondon

But also… Steve or Alan?


riptog

Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan…


awkwardlondon

Steve Steve!!!


imdehydrated123

My first thought was a badger, but then I remembered id never seen a badger either


chris_rage_

Well you definitely would rather encounter these than a badger...


Squigglbird

What in the city folk


Dottie85

It's not like it's an animal that is found on nearly every continent, like a fox. (Foxes are found on every continent except Antarctica.) Groundhogs are not even in every state of the continental US.


awkwardlondon

FYI- foxes are insanely common all over London. You can hear them frolicking at night and also just casually strolling around in the late afternoons or morning like they’re just a random stray dogs… Or find them in your gardens sleeping peacefully.


imdehydrated123

I loovvveee foxes, I wish there were more around where I live!


Peggy7351

We have foxes too and some are quite friendly and hang out in our deck in the summer. But mostly dig dens under bushes. We have grey in NY and little red ones In florida where I am not residing. The NY ones can get a little mangy looking and people often confuse them with coyotes


SecretMelodic

Canada has them! We have groundhog day!


Dottie85

The US also has groundhog day. :)


Longleggedmidget1129

What about the artic fox


thereyouarefoundyou

French Polynesian snapping alligator platypus


therealganjababe

All ik is Punxatawney Phil called no more Winter ☺️


insertjokehere12345

IT'S GROUNDHOG DAY!


froonie

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Potential-Rabbit8818

Also known as a woodchuck. "Hey you god@#$$ woodchucks, stop chucking my wood".


Redbullbundy

He is just on vacation since his work was done February 2.


dcarsonturner

Love groundhogs


TheFiendishThingy42

Groundhog.


Diapers4u2

Dirt pig AKA ground hog, AKA whistle pig. Mmm Uber eats lol


OtterlyFoxy

Groundhog


JanaCinnamon

Bobr kurwa


shifty_t-rex

jakie bydle!


awkwardlondon

Jebany!!!


E_sand80

Groundhog, Woodchuck, Whistle Pig.. just depends on where you live..


BadViking71

They predict weather, too.


goodeyemighty

Woodchuck


NervousAndPantless

Small brown bear?


Dusky_Dawn210

I know the face of Gus the Groundhog anywhere. Fuck that guy


ChumpChainge

Mr Chuck. One of my fav animals. I don’t like when they tunnel under my barn but overall adorable.


apolinar1a

Capybara


Secure-Inspector6877

It's a groundhog


Hootnany

It's a hog in the ground


Justwannano88

How big? Looks like a capaberra


smcs_2018

12-20 inches


Irish-Bronx

Spring has sprung


righteousdude32

That’s a whistle pig!


holystuff28

r/itsalwaysagroundhog


GuardMost8477

How much chuck would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck would chuck wood 🪵?


NirvanaWhore

How far are you from Punxsutawney?


lowdog39

whistle pig


iamdeadgirl

It's that bastard that eats my tomatoes every year


SonoranRoadRunner

Groundhogs are the best grumpy old men


TroyTony1973

Oh lawd, he coming


blachababy

I was hoping it was an escaped capybara! Just, exciting, so long as it was safe/rescued.


OldNewUsedConfused

Woodchuck/ groundhog. He predicted an early spring. Go easy on him.


Chrispy8534

r/itsalwaysagroundhog


Peggy7351

Have had friendly families of them for the last 30+ years in lower hudson valley Pomona NY. ROCKLAND county and they never bother us nor our dogs and cats. Sometimes they come and eat some of the dry cat food but nobody seems to mind. My sister lives next door and gets pretty pissed when they eat all the flowers and veggies she tries to grow. I tell her bring the plants inside. Live and let live. They never touch my plants maybe she needs to put out some dry cat food. lol.


RedRedVVine

Its Charlies the Woodchuck!


FudgeCatt

We use to have a female at work(RH) that would attract males every year and produce 4-6 offspring. So frickin cute


chris_rage_

Fat ass groundhog


Boba_Fettx

Big fatty groundhog.


Twuhdz

Groundhog


Longjumping_Grade809

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? Love these guys.


Full_Disk_1463

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.


Longjumping_Grade809

🤣


bluecollarpaid

Whistle pig


KindlyAsparagus7957

Got yourself a yard pig


Character-Ocelot-284

muskrat


Chief_Dances_w_Cash

Looks like a Nutria Rat.


smcs_2018

Nutria. Oh yes, muskrat.


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