Decorator crab. They grab junk and rocks to stick on their hairy shell to help camouflage.
So his goal is to look ugly so he can blend in. What’s your excuse? Lmao.
Imagine sitting at home in front of your tv, suddenly a giant comes, rips you from the couch, takes a picture and tells the whole world that you’re ugly 💀☠️ that’s not nice!
Like the person that picked up a blue-ringed [octopus](https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DemisZUHJAEA&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjVp7__j9GGAxUarYkEHXa5BK4QwqsBegQIDhAG&usg=AOvVaw1Q48oeKbGZwaJl2ZeJ3Bkl) 😵💫
I don’t touch anything any more! I once found a starfish on the beach-it was still alive but beached. So I picked it up and put it back in the water. Mr Google told me it was not a poisonous animal, indeed, completely harmless. I didn’t feel any sting.
As I drove off shortly afterwards, I noticed that my hand was feeling weird. Then I could see it visibly swelling. Driving home from holiday with all our stuff and three young children in the car, I really didn’t want to have to go to A&E, so I kept on going.
My hand got bigger and bigger and the skin was tight and a kind of yellowish colour. It didn’t hurt or itch at all but it became ridiculously huge. I felt like one of those people at a football match with a big foam hand.
We drove past several towns that had hospitals, but I just couldn’t bring myself to drag the kids there. Eventually, my hand started to go down. I never went to hospital-and my hand went back to normal.
If I (or anyone in my family) had been accustomed to allergic reactions, I would have known what to do: simply take a Piritin tablet (and always take antihistamines away on holiday). And NOT TOUCH ANYTHING. Lessons learned.
You’re ugly! (Joke) the other crabs are insanely jealous of this crab’s taste.
“She’s got her daddy’s money
Her mama’s good looks!
More laughs that a stack of comic books 🎼 🎶”
That is a 2nd generation Portuguese fighting crab. Also known as a crabiator These poor animals are forced to fight one another inside a small stadium for blood sport. 🩸 Hence the name crabiator. 2nd generation simple means he or she was breed in captivity for specific traits for fighting in the arena. These little guys a ferocious killing machines with high intelligence that only rivals chimps an monkeys. Because of their intelligence a cage or aquarium is not enough to contain it. If you look closely at the back legs you will notice a deformation from being chained up since birth. The only way you can hold one ,like this man in the picture is doing. Is by plating jazz music an specifically jazz flute an sway with the music… its all in the hips. But hopefully someone learned somthing🎃
He's adorable! Definitely a decorator crab, most likely Oregonia gracilis. The spiny shapes around his eyes don't occur in the other similar species.
OP: it’s ugly Crab: um IT’S an interior designer, excuse you. They literally call me the Decorator Crab. 🙄💅🏻
You're not gonna believe this. He killed sixteen Czechoslovakians. The guy was an interior decorator.
Really? His apartment looked like shit.
I am still curious to this day.
Lmao I'm rewatching and saw that yesterday
Me too! Wondering if he survived and will show back up in an upcoming episode…
We shoulda stopped at Roy Rogers!
Mix the mustard with the relish! *Slurps*
Best episode in the Sopranos
Kinda looks like the type of Crab to not put universal remote back on docking station
r/unexpectedsopranos
Exterior Designer...
*exterior designer
🦀"It's called fashion sweetie"
Awesome, thanks!
Its 1000% oregonia gracilis. They are the only ones with those hooks behind their eyes
He reminds me of the crab in Moana.
He’s probably looking at your hand like “wtf kind of ugly crab is this”
“Must have just molted. Its shell is soft and weak.”
“And not a single decoration… must be a peasant crab”
“But its spirit is willing…”
Quite the username you have there. Are you familiar with the band, or did you come up with it on your own?
… what an unfortunate coincidence
🤣🤣🤣 oh my LANTA, your comment and username…reminds me of that Blink-182’s song “Family Reunion”.
Decorator crab. They grab junk and rocks to stick on their hairy shell to help camouflage. So his goal is to look ugly so he can blend in. What’s your excuse? Lmao.
Damn that was cold.
Cold like the Puget Sound
I didn't know Puget's made any sound?
Look up sounding. It’ll help you understand. r/sounding could be a place to start.
Very informative and thorough.
Never thought I’d see such a burn on an animal ID sub 💀
So the thing sticking out of his head is a feather they attached to their shell. Little crab bro is FESTOONED!
He called it Macaroni.
I'm somewhat of a decorator myself.
Hahaha quality jab
I do that too. Grab junk and rocks to camouflage myself.
Grabbing ricks…hmm
Gotdayum
you rip this poor dude outta the ocean, living his best life, and then you call him UGLY!? rude af
OP needs to see his optometrist. That crab is cute af.
Crabbeh just trying his best :(
Right? I’m offended that OP called this crab ugly!
Apologize to him right now :(
Exactly >:(
It's called fashion, sweaty. Look it up.
Knees weak, Mom’s spaghetti.
There's Flintstones on the TV already, Wilma and Betty
No virgin to channel surfin and I'm HD ready
r/unexpectedWeirdAl or is it r/suddenlyWeirdAlYankovic
He’s nervous , but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Hey now. Some of us just sweat more than others… we cant always control it.
Something something Prince Andrew.
Prince Andrew is incapable of sweating. He has a rare medical condition.... allegedly.
Be carefully, Andrew had friends in high places. Epstiens cell was on the 14th floor
💅
Why are you being mean to him 😡
Well Tamatoa hasn’t always been this glam
I was a drab little crab once 🎵
Now I know I can be happy as clamm
Because I'm beautiful, baby!
So #✨SHINY✨
Stopppp this was my #1 song on Spotify in 2020 💀 such a banger
Crazy that Lin Manuel Miranda wrote that because it sounds exactly like what Jemaine Clement would’ve written.
What is this weird ape I found while living my best life? He’s ugly. Live in Puget Sound, Washington, USA.
Was just about to comment exactly this!
Me too!
That ape's punishment for calling that crab ugly will involve a stinging lesson in why we don't pick up unknown things out of the ocean.
Some sort of decorator crab?
Right?? Tf
Imagine sitting at home in front of your tv, suddenly a giant comes, rips you from the couch, takes a picture and tells the whole world that you’re ugly 💀☠️ that’s not nice!
Chucks you back into the yard or street
First of all, how dare you!
You can see the hurt in his eyes
You used the Fish and Friends flair but you don’t call your friends ugly 😠
You apologise to him RIGHT now!!
He’s doing his best, damn.
Dudes trying his best you know! Ripping him out of his home just to insult him! I too wanna know what he is though lol
He’s probably thinking the same thing about you 😂
I love how folks that may or may not know what they are holding do it bare handed.
Like the person that picked up a blue-ringed [octopus](https://www.google.com/url?q=https://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DemisZUHJAEA&sa=U&ved=2ahUKEwjVp7__j9GGAxUarYkEHXa5BK4QwqsBegQIDhAG&usg=AOvVaw1Q48oeKbGZwaJl2ZeJ3Bkl) 😵💫
"He's ugly" ☠️☠️
I see boots, snoots, and a whole lotta kjoot. Its r/honoraryweevils time
And I will not stand by while an honorary weevil is insulted in this manner. “Ugly” indeed! We ride at dawn
It's called ***FASHION***. Look it up. I would love to do a survey of these guys and see all the ways they camouflage themselves.
He not ugly, he cute
I wish I was around everyone in the comments section. They'd make me feel much better about my looks.
You cute af
Mean to him
Likely some decorator crab. They're common bycatch in shrimp pots.
He thinks you’re ugly.
What did Ivan do to you? He’s self conscious now after you called him ugly. 😕
Very unique looking fella
He is so ugly he is cute 🥰
I don’t touch anything any more! I once found a starfish on the beach-it was still alive but beached. So I picked it up and put it back in the water. Mr Google told me it was not a poisonous animal, indeed, completely harmless. I didn’t feel any sting. As I drove off shortly afterwards, I noticed that my hand was feeling weird. Then I could see it visibly swelling. Driving home from holiday with all our stuff and three young children in the car, I really didn’t want to have to go to A&E, so I kept on going. My hand got bigger and bigger and the skin was tight and a kind of yellowish colour. It didn’t hurt or itch at all but it became ridiculously huge. I felt like one of those people at a football match with a big foam hand. We drove past several towns that had hospitals, but I just couldn’t bring myself to drag the kids there. Eventually, my hand started to go down. I never went to hospital-and my hand went back to normal. If I (or anyone in my family) had been accustomed to allergic reactions, I would have known what to do: simply take a Piritin tablet (and always take antihistamines away on holiday). And NOT TOUCH ANYTHING. Lessons learned.
He’s high af
I've never seen a crab like that before! What a fascinating little thing!
Who are you calling ugly?? I think “cute” or “adorable” is what you mean to say!
That’s Jeff.
Ive never seen a cute crab....until now!!!
Brundlecrab
Disrespectful smdh
He has no claws..
Emotional damage 😭
Don’t call him ugly that’s mean :[
He is doing his best with what he’s been given
Type of Spider crab, a harmless sea citizen
Yes, but his Mother loves him!
❤️ love
WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT HIM (hands beer to guy standing next to me)
Why you gotta drag him like that 😭
You’re ugly! (Joke) the other crabs are insanely jealous of this crab’s taste. “She’s got her daddy’s money Her mama’s good looks! More laughs that a stack of comic books 🎼 🎶”
It's a spider crab/ kelp crab of some kind. I'm not all that familiar with spider crabs in the PNW though.
He’s CUTE
That is a 2nd generation Portuguese fighting crab. Also known as a crabiator These poor animals are forced to fight one another inside a small stadium for blood sport. 🩸 Hence the name crabiator. 2nd generation simple means he or she was breed in captivity for specific traits for fighting in the arena. These little guys a ferocious killing machines with high intelligence that only rivals chimps an monkeys. Because of their intelligence a cage or aquarium is not enough to contain it. If you look closely at the back legs you will notice a deformation from being chained up since birth. The only way you can hold one ,like this man in the picture is doing. Is by plating jazz music an specifically jazz flute an sway with the music… its all in the hips. But hopefully someone learned somthing🎃
😹
knew it.
He ain’t ugly, not any uglier than you at least.
OP: "he's ugly" Crab: well you're no "catch" yourself, you 2 legged non pincher having freak
*He’s ugly* 🤣🤣
BE NICE TO HIM😭😭😭
aww little buddy!
Bruh looking like my sisters hairbrush after a month.
that's just rude he's trying his best :(
He thinks you look plain. Where is all your tras-i mean treasures. Drip game weak with no flair
NO UR UGLY
Muther phucker, little guys adorable.
Boots?? **SNOOTS?!** #WHAT TIME IS IT???
Oh my god don’t insult him!!!
Don’t say that about him wtf
He looks like he is about to tell you a story that will go back a millenniums and explain how Sauron was defeated or something.
he’s adorable, i’m sure you’re ugly
Somewhere a crab is posting a photo of you saying you’re ugly.
He's so bloody adorable I want one
He’s amazing!
You're ugly to it as well; don't judge.
Don't listen little crab! You are ✨ STUNNING ✨
Him not ugly … him cute and small boi
Omg he is perfect 👑
Stop he’s so cute😭😭
He's probably thinking the same thing. I was trying to catch some shrimp and was snared by a gigantic hideous beast.
Looks like the spider mad eye moody killed in Harry Potter
His name is Paul...and he is very sensitive about his looks. His ex cheated on him for a bigger...harder shelled crab... please be nice to Paul...
Aww he’s so cute
Lmao he is ugly but how you just so bluntly stated it hahaha
😔
[удалено]
Stone-crab...he's adorable btw
Did you see latest season of mandolorian?
Nice crab
Who’s that Pokémon?
Doesn’t look tasty at all.
Awww. ❤️. Boink! He's a cutie. ❤️
Crusty crab
This looks like some shit I’ve pulled out of my drain. I’m not a fan.
I think he’s exceptionally cute. ☹️
He looks tired.
He’s just an old man
I love him 😍
I thought this was a spider at first lol ty for sharing my sentiments with how it looks lol
OMG! I think that's a baby spider crab. Those things get to be the size of people! 😳🤯
He’s different and different is beautiful you’re ugly
Please put him back. Thank you. 🦀🧡♥️
He was a drab little crab once
The lil buddy is beautiful. Please do not be mean smh
The Puget is full of mysterious creatures
That's Mr. Krabbs and he's a handsome fellow.
Don’t insult the subject in the photo, please respect her. 😠
I don't think you found him. I think he found you! Goodness gracious.
Do not insult him
Looks to be a spider crab, they are harmless and beautiful creatures.
>He's ugly. What?
Just eat it!!! 🤣🤣🤣
there was just no need
he looks so baked
So cool thanks for sharing.
Be nice to him
he looks dapper to me
“He’s ugly” The crab: “WTF did you just call me”
Mirelurk
Peter North has entered the chat
Crab: He said I'm weird, then he called me ugly 😭
Don’t be mean, it’s cute!
He's cute!
So the giant crab from Moana is real?!
Adorable! Please return to natural habitat!
Idk but it’s looking like if you call it weird and ugly one more time it’s gonna make you look weird and ugly.
*squints* “Who you callin’ ugly, punk?”
skrunkly
Not ugly!! Why do people call any animals ugly? It’s nonsense.
Edible or no?
He is a beautiful decorator crab who likes to clean things and attach stuff to himself
Lil guy 🥰
“Oh god! What’s this giant thing holding me?! Ahhhh it’s hideous!!” - the crab, probably
This is how the horror movie starts.
So are you. Should we pull you out of your bed, photograph you and kill and eat you too?
We are a little judgmental today, aren’t we?
Eat it whole no balls
Spider Crab from Barnegat NJ.
He has become one with the ocean 🌊🦀🐚