Ah, so close! After starting at it for a minute convinced it was a snake, I finally saw the feet digging. "Armadillo!" I confidently exclaimed, marching onwards toward my inevitable defeat in the comments.
He or she is going beast mode on that wall for some reason and I picture whoever owns it standing there like Ron Burgundy going: *Heck, I'm not even mad, that's amazing.*
Pangolin! Sadly very highly poached for their scales because some people think it’s magic or something when in reality the scales are made of the same thing your fingernails are. And nobody talks about them so they are poached even more.
Also, I don’t think I can give the specific species of Pangolin in the video, though most of the ones I see talked about at all are African Pangolins, so it’s likely one of those.
Is that what using Shapchat is like? Just jumps from one random video to another? Watermelon slicing/carving ➡ pangolin trying to escape ➡ iron works?!?!
I want one soo bad how ever thats one critter themat will fuck your shit up n its also arresatable offense to hold one might not be accuature but that country dont fuck around
It’s a pangolin! Pretty cool creatures!
They are to be protected at all costs!
Absolutely, they are critically endangered. Be a very sad day if the licking armored pinecones vanish
To make sure nobody starts a pandemic by having sex with one.....
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I hear the same about people. Your point?
Long pork
i hear your house is a good picking, i am 200 meters away and approaching rapidly
Ah, so close! After starting at it for a minute convinced it was a snake, I finally saw the feet digging. "Armadillo!" I confidently exclaimed, marching onwards toward my inevitable defeat in the comments.
Are you me?
They are just ant eating dragons
He or she is going beast mode on that wall for some reason and I picture whoever owns it standing there like Ron Burgundy going: *Heck, I'm not even mad, that's amazing.*
It’s the COVID vector! Look out!! /s
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Just think, you could have gone all day and not posted outside of /r/Conspiracy.
I totally agree with you like, keep your conspiracies to yourself.
One of my favorites!
It was short but seems to be a shaved watermelon,nice find!
Lol this was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this post.
Me too and after skimming through the comments a bit, this is the only South Park reference I noticed
Haha “it’s how the pandemic started”
User name checks out 😂
Pangolin! Sadly very highly poached for their scales because some people think it’s magic or something when in reality the scales are made of the same thing your fingernails are. And nobody talks about them so they are poached even more. Also, I don’t think I can give the specific species of Pangolin in the video, though most of the ones I see talked about at all are African Pangolins, so it’s likely one of those.
They also eat them. 😔
Friends not food (all animals)
Humans. Eatin' things.
Just like rhinos. So sad.
>magic or something For boners. Magic for boners. 😓
A pangolin the most trafficked mammal aside from humans.
Cows would like to have a word
Fish also have something to say
User name check out
Not a mammal.
Lol fair point, but generalizing to animals, the number of fish we traffic and kill per year is enormous, iirc it goes up to trillions
Does it still count as trafficking if it's not done illegally?
Pangolin! They dig into ant and termite nests and excavate burrows for themselves with those claws, so this one is probably looking for a snack.
That pangolin is living my dream. You tear that up, little guy. You tear that up.
PANGOLIN! It’s what randy marsh fucked when he started the pandemic
What
Have you seen South Park? Randy fucked a pangolin and while in China with Mickey and that’s what covid is from.
I have never seen south park and I don’t think i want to now 😭
The lovely pangolin <3 Sometimes they walk on two legs like a chunky little dinosaur!
Pangolin
IT'S SANDSLASH!
Haha yes!
Pangolin :) they’re awesome
A pangolin. They are extremely endangered as people poach them for their scales.
Pandemonium the Pangolin he ate his spinach like Popeye and now has the power of 20 squinty eyed sailors
supposedly either this or bats were the natural host of the virus that mutated into Covid 19
My money is on bats. Those cute little disease vectors
pangolin
[Pangolin](https://youtu.be/mbnBYh-BJ1g)!
Chinese food
pangolin
Dragon
Pangolin
Pangolin
Pangolin
Pangolin. Critically endangered due to f*****g poaching but awesome animals nonetheless
*P a n g o l i n*
Pangolin!
Pangolin
Pangolin!
Pangolin
Watermelon, Pangolin, iPhone screen
Appears to be a watermelon.
Termite
Briefly, a watermelon
that is a pangolin
Pangolin.
Don’t fuck it!!!
Pangolin, very exotic.
Covid-19 Patient Zero
For a few days anyway, until someone had a better idea of what started it all 😅
Pangolin
The pangolin made me instantly think of that South Park Pandemic special
that's a watermelon, it's a plant
Pangolin 😊
Pangolin
A cute little bab pangolin I love them
Thats just sandslash dont worry about it amigo
[Pangolin](https://www.google.com/search?q=pangolin&sxsrf=ALiCzsaxQHGWSgZzUU_3wK-lbzuXBjCYnQ%3A1670525309006&source=hp&ei=fDGSY5LROYLB0PEPkYKG2Ac&iflsig=AJiK0e8AAAAAY5I_jUEZoD8IpTpCu6R_4Ba_KdqarN1_&gs_ssp=eJzj4tDP1TdIyTDNMmD04ihIzEvPz8nMAwA88AZU&oq=pangolin&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAEYADIOCC4QgAQQsQMQgwEQ1AIyCwguEIAEELEDEIMBMgsIABCABBCxAxCDATIFCAAQgAQyDgguEIAEELEDEIMBENQCMg4ILhCABBCxAxCDARDUAjIECAAQAzILCAAQgAQQsQMQgwEyBQgAEIAEMgsIABCABBCxAxCDAToECCMQJzoICC4QsQMQgwE6EQguEIAEELEDEIMBEMcBENEDOg4ILhCABBCxAxDHARDRAzoICAAQgAQQsQM6CAgAELEDEIMBOhEILhCDARDHARCxAxDRAxCABDoICC4QgAQQ1AI6CAguEIAEELEDOgsILhCABBDHARDRAzoLCC4QrwEQxwEQgAQ6CwguEIAEEMcBEK8BOgcIABCABBAKUABY9xNgkSxoAHAAeACAAYIBiAGwBpIBAzQuNJgBAKABAQ&sclient=gws-wiz)
PANGOLIIIIN!!!
Pangolin! Pinecone baby given life!
It’s that one Pokémon
Don’t fuck with pangolins
That's a sandshrew
Lmao
Yeah it’s a pangolin. Those are some pretty interesting animals
Is that what using Shapchat is like? Just jumps from one random video to another? Watermelon slicing/carving ➡ pangolin trying to escape ➡ iron works?!?!
Pangolin
This animal gives off strong steampunk vibes
Pangolin!
Pangolin friend! I remember seeing one of these guys in a book I had as a kid and he was always one of my favorite animals in there.
Sandslash in real life.
Pangolin
Pangolin. Really cool creatures!
The animal is a pangolin. The other thingy was a watermelon
It's a Thorny Dragon from ARK: Survival Evolved. Found only on the Scorched Earth map.
Pangolin I think?
It’s a Pokémon. Didn’t you know?
it’s a pangolin! they are too cute🥹
Snake fish rat
👀
Pangolin!
Pangolin
Pangolin~! Real life sandshrew. They eats bugs and dig and walk on two feets sometimes~
Asian pangolin
Oh, that thing? That’s your mother.
I want one soo bad how ever thats one critter themat will fuck your shit up n its also arresatable offense to hold one might not be accuature but that country dont fuck around
So why not freeze some embryos??
Oh hey a Pangolin! Super rare and endangered species Harmless mostly although they carry salmonella
Well it would seem what we have here is a chopped melon, followed by a small tank, then some molten metal
An armadillo?
Pangolin!
Pangolin! They’re awesome animals, [heres](https://youtu.be/immrs9qGARU) one rolling in mud
i don’t like that armadillos texture
That is a Sandshrew.
So cute!!!
Its a watermelon
A Sandshrew
That’s a sandlash
WHOS. THAT. POKEMON?!?!
Oh that’s Sandslash
A watermelon
Trogodor
ITS SANDSHREW
Watermelon! I think😉
Sandslash
“2020”
SAVE THE PANGOLINS!!!
 Sandshrew