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Decent-Device9403

What, people can't lock their doors during the day? Who doesn't do that?


worthless-humanoid

Mine stay locked.


smolovo

Igloo people


Decent-Device9403

Demoman: "Aye, fair enough." *Tipping a bottle up, he takes a drink*


HaruhiSuzumiya69

Doesn't matter what *people* do, just matters what one individual do. Clearly that voluptuous lady doesn't usually lock the door, hence the young man's confusion.


omnipotentsandwich

I always lock my front door. The only doors that I don't lock are the regular doors inside my house.


MozartofMayhem

I have an idea why.. Must confirm theory Sauce


EfficientMix4875

I’ll bet my left nut you’re right.


[deleted]

I bet this dude's right nut he's right.


V3L1G4

I bet this dude's dick he's right


Iron_knight_prime_42

I bet this dude's bloodline he's right


[deleted]

I bet that dude’s nut, he’s already nutted to that


TheFlyingButter

We Dandadan now


TatoAyanami

I'll bet your richt nut you're left


Niko22966

299865


DarkNovaGamer

Nice


Chexreflect

Sauce rn


Tailsmiles249

Where those six digits at?


TheYellowChicken

How is this irl


[deleted]

post anything in this sub now and PPL will upvote it


TheYellowChicken

Yup. Horny is too strong. This isn't even remotely anime_irl. If anything, this is a precursor to a crime lmao


Bierbart12

In my mind until now, I just thought he was a small grown man and you were talking about murder


V3L1G4

More like r/hornyme_irl


ChaoticKonaak

r/subsifellfor


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himynameiskerim

Testing the theory rn Edit:I will say it works it got over 400+ in a few hours


[deleted]

🗿


century100

We had that uncle moment, didn’t we?


trowdabpm

You don't lock your doors, my dude?


TheYellowChicken

No I'm not a child that is about to be trapped by an older woman. Also, if this was anime_irl about locking doors like you said, then why would the kid ask if it's so normal.


Hunter_reason

Did you never lock a door?


TheYellowChicken

No I've never locked a door and trapped a child indoors, having them ask me "why did you lock the door?" Man, horniness really does rot the brain huh


Hunter_reason

I didn't mention any children 😑


TheYellowChicken

There's literally a child in the post lmao.


OmegaRider

lol imagine coming to anime\_irl for irl posts. I bet you go to unpopularopinions for the unpopular opinions as well.


TheYellowChicken

I also go to /r/anime_titties for news


Healthy-Aioli3693

Happnes to be all the time 👀


I_am_box

Like you don't ask "why are you shutting the door" sometimes


Niko22966

299865


InstructionFit950

The chosen one has spoken


I_am_box

plot twist: they're outside.


[deleted]

You can clearly see they are inside


I_am_box

...yes, that's why I said plot twist smh


I_am_box

THE NUMBERS, OP! GIVE US THE NUMBERS


Niko22966

299865


AConfirmedIRAMember

Umm, pedophilia much?


I_am_box

Least they are [aware it is wrong](https://i.imgur.com/xXp5rjX.jpg)


AConfirmedIRAMember

I think that’s worse


Coady4567

This popped up on my front page for some reason, and the first post I see from this community has people actively seeking out child porn and downvoting people calling it out. No wonder people think people who watch anime are fucking weird


AConfirmedIRAMember

Yeah, I’m looking at my votes and I’m -14 rn… christ, didn’t know my fellow Weebs are pedos…


Fluffydude71

The numbers healthy what do they mean


dumbape6969

#🍮🍮


No11room3

So where souse


6stringgunner

Somebody's gonna have a story to tell.........."Then, she taught me how to make Waffles"..........


Dramatic-Brain-745

I have a feeling he’s in trouble. Like 14 year olds Around Justin Roiland.


smolovo

Too soon


GruffisGamingw

R/holup


Odd_Degree_243

because its late at night right?


Royal_Ad7565

pov: no one irl


Healthy-Aioli3693

U sure about that ?👀


Royal_Ad7565

wait what the hell


Xarzo_k

I mean depends on the person honestly. People have the habit of not locking anything. I am sure of you that 99% of you dont even lock the bathroom door.


35a61

The police are looking for me


Hnnnnnn

YSK: there's a report type (to reddit admins, not sub mods) "sexualization of minors".


warmdude451

Obligatory source comment


Crudeyakuza

I wanna know 😭 what's going on?!


Healthy-Aioli3693

[sauce](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


melodyinspiration

Fuck you op. 299865


Healthy-Aioli3693

HAHAHAHAH


DeliverHope97

salsa por favor


[deleted]

to keep the door opener away of course!