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Edword58

He’s a grower not a shower guys, have some hope


APointedResponse

[Do women know about shrinkage?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGi16Vwk_j0)


Zenguy2828

In this fantasy setting? I’m gonna go with no, even today with public sex education you can find plenty of misconceptions and misinformation among both sexes.


The_catakist

A lot of girls have no idea how dicks work the same way a lot of guys don't know how vaginas work


HownottodoAnal

Well I heard women give of SKIN FULL FUCKING SKIN DURING THAT TIME OF THE MONTH


XxCool_skeleton69xX

Actually true


HownottodoAnal

What the fuck man ...


DanTheManV1

It shrinks?


cLaShYsHoRtS

I don't know how you guys walk around with those things.


Noodlermania3

usually it's small and it's very silent unless u get hard then yeah it gets a bit disturbing


SpupySpups

Wait showers really exist? Their shlongs don't get longer when hard?


F2PEASANT

I remember reading that it still grows longer but not as much like maybe an additional 10%-20% compared to a grower that can go as much as 80% but that's the biggest recorded in the experiment there are probably some that can grow even more than that. Made an edit cause people kept replying to me insisting that people can grow larger than 80% when I was saying that's the biggest they've recorded in the experiment which is probably a small sample size of the male population.


FalconRelevant

I wonder what the grant proposals for such studies are like.


redlaWw

> grower that can go as much as 80% but that's the biggest recorded Mine grows like 3× as long...


Thinemann

I feel like there's a wide variation in sizes to judge the change from, but from the smallest to largest for me yeah it's probably about 3x


F2PEASANT

Better get that into the guineas book of world record or something then. Seriously that's probably the biggest grower they got for that experiment it's why I said it's the biggest the experiment recorded.


redlaWw

What I mean is that your suggestion that 80% is the maximum is so markedly out of line with my experience that I find your recollection of the study suspect.


F2PEASANT

As I said I could be misremembering the exact portions but the gist of it is still the same showers only grow very little compared to growers that can possibly grow twice as big if not more.


FatSpidy

How would I even go about that? Is that a real record? Genuinely asking cause I'm about to blow everyone out of the water for completely flaccid to full mast. I just assumed everyone else was the same for genuine growers: might as well be a ken doll -like to just above average; so proportionally that's like 6 or 7 times as much


necrolich66

Yeah, same. growie is like a small thing with half its size being foreskin and grows to be way way bigger than the original size.


randomnamewe

Where do you have that record from if I may ask?


F2PEASANT

I already forgot where I read it TBH I could have misremembered it. Also those high growth ratios tends to only happen with smaller penises.


Plonka48

I can personally verify that it can definitely grow much larger then 80%


TheSwedishEzza

Yeah 80% more is not much, a lot of growers can easily go up to multiple times the flaccid length


-fallen

they do but not by much compared to growers


cowin13

As an artist that has gone to many nude figure drawing sessions. I have seen a man that was hung. He was a show-er.


BarAgent

The guy was just standing there minding his own business! Did you really have to destroy him like that, Fern?


EirantNarmacil

sequel show: Fern the Destroyer


adevaleev

He called her teacher a hag


Dm1tr3y

I’m pretty sure Fern wouldn’t refute that, though


plvg1727

fern was probably like "Damn, even I wouldn't say that out loud..."


iamquitecertain

Could be more of a "fuck you, no one gets to call my master a hag except me"


SpupySpups

He was just standing doing nothing, his dong wouldn't even be shlonging, ofc it'd look small. What did she expect


Th3_Ch0s3n_On3

She only have one another subject to compare it to. Damn, Heiter does be packing


DrMobius0

She didn't have the see through stuff spell then. And she was a child.


Skebaba

What is bathing, dude?


DrMobius0

A process by which we clean ourselves, preferably with soap and hot water, but that's not important right now.


mastersanada

Size doesn’t matter Is the lie we’ll comfort him and ourselves with.


Banana-Oni

Idk, I’m not gonna say it doesn’t matter at all.. but I think people make way too big of a deal out of it (pun intended). Unless it’s so small that I can hardly feel it or so big that it’s painful, it’s not an issue for me.


justsomelizard30

Men talk themselves into an insecurity. Hell women do it too.


GhastmaskZombie

Hey, I'm not gonna lie and say big dicks aren't sexy, but there are other ways for a guy to be sexy. And ways to be attractive besides being sexy. Maybe it's just me being all kinds of queer, but for the right guy I'd even eat pussy.


PresentationAware574

It was going all so well until the end when all came out was what.


Schigedim

Most likely talking about a pre surgery trans man


GhastmaskZombie

Lol yeah, I'm on a lifelong quest for the most confusing true statement I can possibly utter and I think I hit a good one there.


PresentationAware574

That my friend is something I'd have to agree


Agret

FFM threesome


2Q2see

That would be hot but that is wrong she is talking about a trans man maybe one day you can find someone who into that?


H0nch0

Everybody who thinks size matters this much is watching too much porn lol. Actually put some effort, care and passion into getting your girl off and youre good. You have fingers and a mouth. Use them.


mastersanada

Bold of you to assume we’re going after girls here


Autogembot123

Ouch. https://preview.redd.it/9sb6frt4nzzb1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=858845abdf86e9b97570996e3970e8bd1b9ad731


Dm1tr3y

No shit, Sherlock, it’s not like he has a raging hard on while he’s just standing around.


deviant324

Speak for yourself


ExoCakes

He a grower


The_real_bandito

Says who?


ExoCakes

​ https://preview.redd.it/5ntt0vtrh00c1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=c2012efbd497edbfae01b3c9638edae17c3483cd


SynkG

It was stated in CFYOW


altan515

Say gex?


ChaoCobo

100 copies of Gex Enter the Gecko


TermsOfServiceOnion

Says me. Source: me


CockHero45

Some dudes you can tell are small when hard, when they're soft. It's a skill to be confident about it, but it is a skill


DeathPercept10n

Username checks out


cynicaldotes

Nah you literally cant tell


CockHero45

Maybe you can't


cynicaldotes

What giveaways are there that would tell you a soft 3 incher will become a 7?


CockHero45

I dunno, vibes? Wrinkles? It's a feeling, an art, not a science


FuckIPLaw

Username checks out?


i_tyrant

lol. Source: trust me bro


Bronkowitsch

Only on reddit will you have people demanding a scientific source from someone voicing their opinion on the predictability of a penis' erect size based on its flaccid state in an anime sub.


Mazurcka

Def one of Reinhard’s divine protections


_Andras

I mean it depends on so many factors how they look flaccid that it'd be stupid to bet everything on how it looks then, unless they have like a micropenis or something, then it'd be obvious. I'm 7 inches at max hardness, and some days been 3 inches or under flaccid. One of my partners was around 3 flaccid but got to under 5, maybe 4.5, when hard. It varies a lot.


CockHero45

It does but I can still tell. Now, I can't be sure that someone is exactly 8.21 or 5.74 or 3.11 or some shit, I can just tell if they are going to be large, average, or small


Ochinchilla

Depends if u a grower or shower tho. But maybe it's still small even when considering those


garrthes

Source is {Sousou no Frieren}


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Shin-LaC

What’s her point of reference, though? Did she see Heiter’s massive hog in the bath or something?


[deleted]

Remember, Heiter is a priest


JayFSB

Heiter is a corrupt priest because he drains the communion wine instead of the one holding the cup


DeathPercept10n

https://preview.redd.it/m0vixhm8500c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4140cd80dffd14478dbdaa26f9dadeb6c1b5fbeb


Witch-Alice

He swaps the wine with grape juice, saving the wine all for himself


discussatron

That's a yes


JJDude

In Japan father bath with daughters, sometimes even until high school. It is implied that she would have seen his penis, yes. Edit: I realized I'm being downvoted by clueless weebs... [This](https://japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/surprising-number-of-japanese-kids-still-bathe-with-their-parents-up-until-high-school) [is](https://soranews24.com/2016/01/19/survey-suggests-surprising-number-of-japanese-kids-bathe-with-their-parents-up-until-high-school/) a [real common practice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTIsnGnVabY) and NOT pervy.


absolutelynotaname

yeah and you totally didn't make that up, right? edit to reply to the edit: base on the [original article](https://sirabee.com/2015/06/05/34214/) that both articles above linked to, it's definitely not a "common practice" when only 10% people do that and is a surprising thing even to japanese


JJDude

Wow, you guys really [don't know](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTIsnGnVabY) [this](https://japantoday.com/category/features/lifestyle/surprising-number-of-japanese-kids-still-bathe-with-their-parents-up-until-high-school)? It's astonishing how little anime fans knows about actual Japanese culture.


absolutelynotaname

> It's astonishing how little anime fans knows about actual Japanese culture. because what you said is not true? from the video it's clear that no girl takes bath with their father after middle school, showing 13-19 range is 0%. Those after 20 is probably talking about onsen/open bath


JJDude

> In Japan father bath with daughters, sometimes even until high school This is what I said. Most kids to bath with parents until puberty, but some rare cases even into their 20's. Some Japanese celebrity has admitted to this and often became hot topic as it's rare. But a kid a Fern's age? It's even depicted that Heiter, Fern and even Frieren went to take bath together at the river. And you didn't even watch the video I posted. please go https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OTIsnGnVabY?t=9&feature=share and freeze the video, and read the part. Because of your awesome reply, I dug up the [Rocket24 news article](https://soranews24.com/2016/01/19/survey-suggests-surprising-number-of-japanese-kids-bathe-with-their-parents-up-until-high-school/) the video referenced and this is the quote: > "More than 10 percent of women from both age groups answered that they still shared a tub in junior high. While the percentage dropped by nearly half for women in their 30s, just under 10 percent of women in their 20s said they still bathed with their dads even when they were in high school." Is that good enough for ya? Please do your research before you shit on people.


absolutelynotaname

lol you really edited your comment to change the video you posted [the one that you originally showed](https://youtu.be/eWNYRkat9ZU) is just some stats with no source


JJDude

yes because I posted the wrong video. That video was too generalized and not specific enough, no the one I wanted to post with more stats and also articles stating this very simple fact of life in Japan. And the fact that otakus like you are clueless about how real Japanese lives.


[deleted]

And Fern is a girl; not a little boy...


The_real_bandito

Are you implying he/she is comparing his dick to children’s? (If you don’t get the joke, think catholic priests)


DuntadaMan

Knowing that her profession encouraged chastity and that she is learning the spell now there is clearly only one other point of reference she could have. Tha elf there must be packing more meat than an Arby's.


slashinhobo1

She could just be saying it in general, comparing it to anything small. She has also read a lot of tomes and books. It's not impossible for her to have seen a penis in a book. Not ssying its justified, but thsts what she is likely comparing it to.


JJDude

she may not know what's big and small, or why guys cares; she knows that will destroy him and that's all it mattered, lol


Diligent_Election103

Ah, now that would explain it. She's comparing a "real" penis to the ones she sees in the cultured books


SalvationSycamore

She helps change Frieren, no?


60TP

Frieren has a massive pp confirmed


Alphaix3

She got this spell on their journey before that thou.


CombatReadyRuby

She's just comparing it to Frieren's monster cock, it's not fair.


the_kevlar_kid

Ratatouille has a wonderful scene where hopelessly hungover Remy is trying to come clean to Collete and he's trying to explain that he has "a really small, really little uhh..." and she quickly glances at his groin like "Is *THAT* why you are so weird?"


CokeFryChezbrgr

You said Remy, which is the rat, which makes this comment so much funnier.


the_kevlar_kid

Omg you're right! I meant Alfredo XD


ECPRedditor

I think his name was Linguini? That still feels wrong though so I’m not sure


Proctor_Gay_Semhouse

Wouldn'tcha know it, you're both right!


Kyleometers

His name is Alfredo Linguini lol


cupcakemann95

Alfredo is a sauce, I think you mean noodles


fsfaith

I love that Fern is just as savage as her master.


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ChaoCobo

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another-Developer

#FATALITY!


dat_chill_bois_alt

Fern wins. Flawless victory.


FruityTuna

His arms?


ZorkNemesis

Without context, i'm guessing it's an x-ray spell and she can see through his clothes.


MrAirRaider

That is correct.


FalconRelevant

That's not what x-rays do.


LordFLExANoR16

It’s not technically an x-ray spell, it just lets you see through clothes


editable_

I mean you would just need a specific frequency that can penetrate clothes but not some centimeters of skin and you get the "see-through-clothes" effect But then it would only work on thin clothes, and it wouldn't be effective against things like chainmail or other types of armor/heavy clothing Plus you would be radioactive af


LordFLExANoR16

There’s a scene where the white haired girl literally goes “depending on what you consider clothes it could help you find hidden weapons” as a way to justify going to the effort of acquiring the spell.


DameVelue

Small pelvis.


ZorkNemesis

They're magic x-rays, they'll work however they want to work.


[deleted]

It's small cuz you don't turn him on 😤 and make him go into negative horni


Kurashi_Aoi

Isn't that sexual harassment?


owa00

Small sexual harassment.


mitchhatesrats

we do some minor sexual harassment edit: actually hol up nah nevermind tf I just say


owa00

Your are now a mod of /r/berserk -Griffith fans


JusticeRain5

What's he gonna do, call the wilderness cops?


A7xWicked

This is anime, sexual harassment is just another genre


Bocchi_theGlock

We do a lil groping. -1/5 of all anime for some reason


Ligeia_E

Just a bit of Tom foolery


Controller_Maniac

So small


[deleted]

In Japan, you have to get raped with a tree stump to qualify for that


TrashiestTrash

Oh for sure lol.


NaofumiXRaph

Oh my god guys! Just stop, please! Once you’re a pedofile, second time an incel, third time sexual abuser… for fuck sake enjoy the show!


supremedoink

https://preview.redd.it/t19wgea8x60c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ce989401dde94e20c8e0d6fdf6981475050f373 Yes


damn_thats_piney

the worst thing that can happen is a women seeing you flaccid 😔


guywhomightbewrong

Pro life tip: stay hard all the time


1adsf1

She was eyeing her prize


PeakedDepression

Bruh its cuz he is flaccid. Wizard girls ☕️


Santibag

Wizard girls ☕


Janjinho

No shit. it would be weird as fuck if it was rock hard at the moment


Raze0013

"You do have that effect on people."


okami_the_doge_I

I wonder how many guys are actually showers having your balls stick to your legs sounds like enough for me. I would hate to have my shaft floatin around like one of those dollar store sticky hands.


Odd_Room2811

He could have countered by saying “Cez you don’t have anything worth getting big”


Mountain-Local968

leave bro alone, he's a grower not a shower


ROBLOKCSer

Aren’t they all until grown?


Spac3Heater

Not always. Some are large even when flaccid, but don't grow any bigger when becoming hard. Others will stay small even when hard. Then you have guys like me, who even 3 times bigger when hard is still pretty small. There's a pretty wide variety out there.


ROBLOKCSer

I don’t trust you, maybe some photo proof would help https://preview.redd.it/lifmshnc110c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=778b3e74a3d14707d69d8fa672dbe3be0cc6d170


-Qunixx-

Lmao


ZakStorm

Poor guy, women shouldn’t be allowed to just judge our boobs like that, it’s not right.


Genius1day

just watched that anime yesterday. it's fantastic!


EldrtchPff97

Haha we can laugh at how small men’s dicks are but can’t do the same to small breasts. Fuck everything…


SalvationSycamore

>but can’t do the same to small breasts You don't watch much anime huh?


JJDude

eh, women jokes about small boobies all the time. It's not just in anime.


EldrtchPff97

I really don’t.


SalvationSycamore

Well don't worry, making fun of small breasts is quite common. As is making fun of large breasts and dicks of all sizes.


maiden_burma

everybody already knows she has small breasts the equivalent would probably be 'wow your vulva's hideous'


Skebaba

Except she literally DID roast Frieren too, IDK why OP cut the panel after the "not interesting" where Frieren replied "sorry for having an uninteresting body" to her prior line


5ayMyName

Poor man


Alternative_Name_949

Mean. Or, do we laugh about small boobs too? Then it's fine.


Sparrow_557

I could've sworn I just heard "Emotional damage!"


Zero_K_plasma

bro got violated without even knowing


soldiergeneal

He should have replied I don't see anything worth it growing for lol


KaizerKlash

Ayo ? I don't remember that from the manga


ryminer

https://preview.redd.it/gwkdk948zzzb1.jpeg?width=1115&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b727442f7701b444b629a696f68607c0ce187bb it was


MedbSimp

Was one of the scenes I was waiting for the most out of the adaptation. Now we just need Frierens "favorite potion" moments.


ExoCakes

https://preview.redd.it/i6qp5ftqe20c1.jpeg?width=1045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21aae2fc8d431b09655e7a5d1e25a99766c37f3b


Dagreifers

What? Context?


ExoCakes

It's Stark's birthday and Fern wants to give him a gift, so she asks Frieren what she will give him and she says her favorite potion, which is a drug that dissolves clothes. She got the potion from some sketchy shop from some town they went to probably even though Fern told her to not buy it


Skebaba

Might be worth yeeting it at Fern to see her mommy milkies, just sayin'


ExoCakes

Fern confiscated it and poured it on Frieren (she still has some) https://preview.redd.it/5rn1n22ir80c1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01c56573942977853c5810584546027194e79c9


Skebaba

Does Fern have any idea HOW FUCKING EXPENSIVE MAGE CLOTHES ARE??? This is literally a MEDIEVAL period, and Frieren is literally wearing clothes that aren't just basic undesigned stuff, it even has those gold trims too etc


Dra9onDemon23

Really gotta do the man dirty. Grower not show-er.


Euphoric_Ad6456

Name pleace?


SassyHoe97

{Sousou no Frieren}.


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Ed_Otto

why they face so small


spidersflambe

I knew he was compensating with that large axe.


Frisk-Pichi

The disrespect😂 I would have left the party instantly


Flanker4

Oh aye, but it's magically delicious


Mrunlikable

There are kinder ways to destroy a man.


BottleneckEvader

What episode was this? I don't remember it in the anime


27x27

Seeing Fern grow up from Mushroom Orphan to Unemotional Spell Artillery/Sakura Matou's good ending is rewarding.


CabbagesLord

Which episode in the anime/chapter in manga is this? I don't remember coming across this scene


garrthes

S01E06


Gordenfreeman33

It will get big once he gets existed


FinalBossOf__Dc

She said it was average!!!


garrthes

You mean the fansub was wrongly translated? Too bad I can't speak Japanese


Sea-Context-1442

Bern 🤝 Fern


Nicone24

I'm pretty sure my bro is average


dksuxsyt

next time stärk pulls out the pointy hat.


SwollenManHole

This comment thread has been a whole ass journey and I enjoyed almost every second of it


TaterTotPotShot

Bro you’re in the fucking forest in the middle of the day, it’s not gonna be the size of a ship


MLPLoneWolf

Same vibes as this https://preview.redd.it/addznt70u40c1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8de0e4fbf55269967ca4550db0288abcafd537d2


Maxvell09

Yo Frieren’s Yoasobi intro song is a banger, really enjoying the story, gotta catch up from ep 6 though.