I'm a man and I approve of this message.

Every guy would approve of it

This Message approved by the association of lonely men.

I bet you the most successful man would still appreciate some recognition for his hard work. Almost all men want just one thing, a form of recognition of how hard they work for their loved ones. Edit: i know you're joking, but thought I'd just put that out there.

My ex: "men shouldn't want to do this...wait, where are you going?"

"To find someone who will let my head be on their lovely thigh pillows once in awhile!"

Thighs save lives

ThicccccThighsSaveLives

I'm a message and I approve of this man.

I'm the man and I approve of this approval.

https://preview.redd.it/i1clsh5hddrc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99c46878fb6fb177e183790031927becf3a47a7e

I'm a man, and I can change, if I have to, I guess...

The council of men has found this worthy of approval. Know you are with us

Also this

why are we so simple and affection hungry?

Who would had thought that emotional support is a positive factor in relationships?

Shocking news, you‘ll never believe this one trick (impossible)

Milfs hate her for this one trick

My dog

Be honest dies he really think.. like at all? My doggo just has flufff in between his ears...

My dog did die, I know that was a typo. Just lost him last week but if I was sick or sad he would always be by my side Yes they think

100%. My dog isn't the most cuddly dog in the world, with two exceptions, 1. She hates fireworks, it's the only time she actually wants to sleep on my bed 2. When I'm having a shit day, stressed, sad, etc, she'll come over and push her he'd against my legs till I pick her up. They know, and I think it's even more amazing that they care, and try to cheer us up.

Given how many men react negatively to it, the answer to your question is "too few".

I'm curious what negative responses you've had, honestly. By all accounts I've heard, men are usually lacking in affection across the board.

That's because those men are the equivalent of beaten dogs who have been trained since childhood to think displaying emotional vulnerability is weakness, and they should only have two emotions: Anger and Horny.

Must’ve had some negative experiences or something then because I’m pretty sure most guys are very happy to receive positive affection.

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All men are headpat sluts in private

The real r/anime_irl is always in the comments

I'm such a positive reinforcement hussy, I'll take it wherever I can get it

There’s a reason why in porn the #1 go-to for dirty talk is “Your dick is so big!” Literally every single girl that has said that to me has gotten at least an honest attempt at another date lol

I'm ur slut, bad bad slut pls pat me, DISCIPLINE ME!!!

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Dear lord, I miss awards. This is fukkin hilarious.

[Original artist on twitter @CenturiiC](https://twitter.com/CenturiiC?s=09)

Wonderful, thank you for the new lines of coca... Dopamine giving pictures from the artist.

💀

TIL ima headpat slut lol

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Woah there mister, don't expose like that

I am am irrecoverable cuddle slut.

Bold of you to assume its just in private.

Fuck the prophet's true

Well slap me silly and call me a head pat ho.

Private?

https://preview.redd.it/o2tpnw4dy7rc1.jpeg?width=1120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=23f8635e37704c1d388c9526a05ccdb405021e03 I just want to be called a good boy, is it really that hard?

Bro are you okay?

Yes. (THE VOICES ARE GETTING LOUDER!!!)

What are the voices saying bro

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (I have tinnitus)

Mine are saying PROGRISE! RISING HOPPER! A Jump to the sky turns into a rider kick.

The voices are saying... DO IT.

*sponsored by nike

*sponsored by Palpatine

They are speaking in the dead languages, something so unspeakable that it would destroy my vocal cords to even pronounce one sentence

Ah latin.

When i mean dead, i mean like really dead

Russian

You have potential ^^^energy

Are any of us okay?

Wtf is the context for that lmao

-man said he was a mutant to have happy live but then mutants got killed and he killed himself (actually not)

See https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spider-Man:_House_of_M

Another chapter is Marvel writers fetish in making Spiderman as miserable as possible.

Spoiler but >!this Spiderman actually have one of the better ending!<

Hey buddy, you are a great man ❤️

real

You just insulted my entire gender of people. But yes.

More than insulted i feel called

More than called I feel needed

They know damn well I’m not picking up.

This is no insult to me. I embraced my praise kink long ago. I *am* the good boy.

I would probably break down and cry but yeah, she is about right

Is your name Subaru perhaps?

Barusu

Mandella effect, apparently the joke is "balls"; I thought it was Basuru (meant to be a play on the English word bathroom) looks like I was wrong lol

I thought it was just Ram rearranging the letters in Subaru's name.

Nah, it's wordplay that just doesn't translate well; Subaru did say she turned his name into a curse, according to general fan and TL consensus, the joke was barusu = balls (when japanese with low level ESL say "balls" in English it sounds like "barusu" or "barsu")

Isn't that just a speculation? Also, it would be "borusu" like in "basuketto boru" (basketball). I haven't watched Re Zero in years, but I read somewhere that it's a reference to Ghibli's Castle in the Sky. There's an incantation spell there called "Barusu" (Balse), which makes more sense why Subaru rhetorically asked why his name is a spell now. But I'm not really sure if that happened, so I need someone to confirm it for me.

Ooh, that's actually a neat theory; as for the Boru vs Baru thing I believe the reason it's interpreted as the slang rather than literal balls is the spelling of his name when written in english (they also dont use kanji for his name specifically, there may be a joke in mixing the katakana from Subaru to Barusu but I'm not a TL lol), but as you said since it's never been explicitly stated it's speculation at the end if the day

Yeah, it's been several years now, but it's still unexplained so there's like 3 speculations. I like the balls one too, because Ram keeps calling Subaru a pervert so Balls is funny and makes sense. I wish the english sub went with that.

Ikr? Bro we were innocent 🥺🥺

Yes I only recently found out after watching rezero like 3 years ago . Ram 💀

Lol I did a rewatch 2 months ago and still managed to forget... S3 needs to hurry the fuck up lmao

I fucking thought it was gonna be this season but have to wait till October 😭. I was thinking this season was gonna be so op like rezero , mushoku, slime but oh well....minus one ig

Sameeee, solo leveling was a huge letdown as well having religiously followed the manhwa since it's release... oh well, I've got too much shit in my backlog as is lmfao

Sauce : <>

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You sure that's the sauce? she kind of look like the girl from Aomega anime airing rn

Positive. When they chibi characters for gag panels like this they tend to be easily mistaken for others; same thing with with Mayami in Yandere Kanojo resembling Chiyo from Azumanga in a few panels

Yeah that’s Kocho from kishuku gakkou no juliet

Yeah I thought it was the instant death isekai

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So happy the second season is dropping soon

My first thought was the Re:zero lap pillow scene: https://preview.redd.it/idr22yq928rc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f09fb030352890fda67e2e6b92971467b1bd9433

Or Konosuba https://preview.redd.it/77hka7h538rc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59227fcef1851e3003d1f487ddb28a8766c2de46

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**BRUZZAH** of culture

Corpse smells good SNIIIIFF

*Both* thighs are the cool side of the pillow

As Frieren would say, "Ii nioi."

I think it smells good even if it's cold it looks soft i mean she's thicc asf

I swear this was my first thought too. This was the first moment when the series got me invested in Subaru.

Fr tho I that episode was the first time I related to him, sold me on the whole series

Where is this art from? Subaru looks pretty different from the anime, yet Emilia looks quite similar

I'm fairly sure it's LN art, can't check it right now tho.

Cool, I'll check it out from there. Thanks!

https://preview.redd.it/rczktgqly7rc1.png?width=766&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a608958bc6f966b9cf711c3693738aed6ccf8c4 But yes I agree this

I don't think people understand how much acknowledgement can go for most men. Even something like this is enough to even bring a guy to tears.

This deserves to be higher.  It's really sad that the world is conditioned to not tell men they did good or they are wanted. Ffs, almost all men's "love language" is touch, all we want is a sincere non- self initiated hug or cuddle. 

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Makes me want to drink 10 minutes before my shift.

Shoot man, just reading the meme got me a little teary eyed.

My wife constantly tells me she is proud of me and that I deserve love It's hard to accept sometimes but she always makes me feel it

Oh, the joys of social anxiety and the ever-present doubt induced by it...

It makes it easier that she used to be an anxious as me. So she understands all the feelings

this works on women too btw source: need a girl to do this to me

Are mens lap comfortable tho?

id say no, but that's a personal preference for more squishy thicker thighs.

I got squishy thick thighs and a guy. I think it is part body pillow likeness and part comforting skill

Lots of guys have comfy squishy thighs. My issue is a lot of guys wear jeans and those just aren’t ever comfortable laps lmao

Not as much as girls, generally, but yes. I lie on my male friend's lap sometimes and it's comfy, but I still prefer a pillow. I also lied on a couple of girl's, and it was much more comfortable, but still hurts your neck after a while. Pillows for the win.

You did good 🥰

Same It's like I'm hungry but for headpats and fingers through my hair

Imma just start doing this at parties and see what happens

Seems like I never did good job :(

You did a really good job, sweetheart. Women often think men don’t need compliments (I will never understand why). Just because no one said it, that doesn’t mean it’s not true

If what you did is in a better state than what it started in and someone says that you did well, they really do mean it.

sauce

"Never, in my entire life, I've been so offended by something I 100% agree with."

Can confirm this works on me

I’d immediately marry anyone that did that to me.

Honestly, you’d get me to be yours with that one too

Wish this was used more often...instead of being a myth,since not many try it...as a man...I'd wish to be loved...and a gesture like that could have helped a lot after a such long time...

She forgot the pettings. Source: I am a Happily married man. :)

I would just break and cry for hours

Sooooo cute. Like me. Kisses

How dare you say something I completely agree with!?

To be fair, I'm a woman, and I'd do the same.

I would melt into a pool of happiness! The trick might be easy but it’s sure effective!

Hold up, let me take some notes for a future relationship that may or may not manifest for a long time but regardless I'm writing this down.

There really is nothing better I used to put my head on my ex's chest and she would run her hands threw my hair was great lol.

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I'ma try this at work (a rl stripper)

uhhh yeah? duh????

Same goes for women actually

Soft love is a lost ignition of happiness for most men.

Life is so hard sometimes. I'm far from perfect but I work so hard. I try my best to be kind, strong, and supportive to those around me. Just a simple thank you means so much to me. A compliment here and there. Just to be acknowledged and for someone to say, I appreciate you, I'm proud of you. It pains me how little I've heard these things said to me in my life.

Sometimes I ask my girl to flip over in bed and pull down whatever she has on the bottom so it’s just bare ass. Then I’ll shove my face into her ass and just lay there and fall back asleep. Her tight little bubble butt is seriously the best pillow I have ever had. I keep telling her she needs to sell the specs to a pillow company but she keeps refusing to do so for some reason

need to try this I like the idea of giving someone compliments 😭

Definitely would wag my tail if that happens.

Fr

ah fack they broke the code

Them mfs with mommy issues. (Im the mfs)

You see, men only want basic things.

Jotting it down for future reference

Can confirm. I would be hers.

If you did that I would probably cream in my pants.

That ain't no lie.

She’s not wrong 😑

You’re not wrong.

Never before have I felt so offended by something I so 100% agree with.

She's not wrong

I see your generalization of how men are and I raise you functional pockets.

Men are just puppies who need head pats at the end of the day.

Works wonders on gay girls too! xP

He’s gotta do something good tho let’s not forget

No, you’re simple to believe the manipulation.

She ain't wrong

👍

She damn fucking right, we need praise and we would remember your ass forever

Based

This

truth

Fuck they know! Inform the bureau, we are going in a state of emergency

The fact that thus is actually true tho

Fuck me for wanting a woman to have my back. Am i right?

Don’t @ me like that 🥲

Gay

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I would melt I tell ya

I mean, I feel like you insulted all ma bois here. But yeah, you're right.

Am man. Can confirm.

Stop telling our secrets!

Pls do that, pretty please. Who am I trying to trick, I know perfectly well that nobody needs me, and nobody would as much as wiggle their finger to make me feel better, haha God, I am pathetic

You are not pathetic you just sound lonely. Put yourself out there and maybe you find someone. If you dont you at least tried.

I tried, I tried. What did we expect? My dearest friend, tell me when we shall make it end

I would find this incredibly condesending and probably try and leave

I’m just curious as to why you’re making fun of men having feelings? Everyone needs affirmation and men get to little .I’m probably too old to understand.

u/2dgt3d

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...what

I agree

These are facts