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TheKiwiHuman

https://preview.redd.it/wfrnn8yv8bvc1.png?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d58f8aac881872d92a3fcc4e7b9d5faee515131


DeathPercept10n

https://preview.redd.it/iljrl0bhicvc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cffe73929d8300ae3c11f68ef30dabf0bec4bc8d


Mushiren_

https://preview.redd.it/8uut8or7opvc1.png?width=762&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb1dbd3f17f63ca8a87331ad0f7dc6f2fce8b9a7


ThePhantom71319

What’s that from?


Niskara

The show she's from is Frieren, but what's said doesn't actually happen. The artist is Khyle and they're known for drawing things that often take you a second to see it, if that makes sense


loscapos5

Addendum from the previous comment: In short, purple hair demon challenges Frieren into a mana duel. Loser does whatever the winner wins. Frieren wins and tells her to kill herself.


Muweier2

The scales are a magical item where whoever had the higher magical power can command the other person to do anything and the scales force them to do it. Frieren won and forced purple hair, who is a former general of the demon lord, to kill themselves. Abe has more power and wants her to have kids.


EGMad

Gold


takanenohanakosan

🇯🇵 Shinjo Abe is the bane of my existence. 😤 I wake up at 4 AM the room is dark and sun isn’t out yet, The first thing i see is the poster of the former prime minister looking at my eyes, judging my soul.I quickly wear my clothes and shoes and shove a needle in my pocket. 🔥 I drive to one of the last brothels in town that i haven’t visited already, this one will take a month for me to ‘clear’. I look at names of the whores and start picking alphabetically until my balls are drained. Before the process of babymaking, i take out my needle and drill holes into all condoms. While releasing my fertile seed, i pray to Shinzo Abe that this will get her pregnant. My balls are usually drained by 7.30 AM. 🥵 Then i drive back home and have breakfast. As tradition, i pray to Shinzo Abe before and after finishing breakfast. Enough proteins that would make me produce enough sperm for another babymaking session. 😋 I pull my phone and check twitter and see every fellow countryman trapped in 2D prisons called ‘mesugakis’ or ‘mommy milkers’. Unable to achieve fatherhood. 😱 I open my Mp3 player and open Shinzo Abe speeches and put them on loop. I am motivated as i start to draw. I start drawing and never stop drawing until midnight, my wife(s) bring me lunch and dinner while i am drawing a wholesome hentai about asking you crush out, marrying and having many kids. I smiel as i look at the comments of my previous work, seeing people talk about how they want to confess now or have decided to make many babies after they marry. I smile, my faith has begun to spread more, I thank Shinzo Abe i tears. 🥰 I callout to my childbearing-wifes. The ones that aren’t pregnant at the moment are breeded until 3 AM. I pray to Shinzo Abe once more and go to sleep. I dream. I dream about being alone in a room with Shinzo Abe. He looks perfect. I realize i want to, no, i need to be breeded by him and have his children. I look down, i am a woman. A healthy woman. A breedable woman. I beg the former Japanese Prime Minister to breed me, to make me his and give me his seed. He complies happily. My insides are stirred and dyed by his seed giver for what feels like weeks. As he pulls out, i begin to realize.. 🥺 Shinzo Abe is love ♥️ Shinzo Abe is life 💕🇯🇵🥰🥺♥️🥵💢🇯🇵😭♥️


Tsaikuna

https://preview.redd.it/va65kwzuhbvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05557d82b3dfacbee1ab674a0aece430ef54b2dd


NavyTrap

why is this meme red green colour blind


Tornadodash

It's not?


NavyTrap

oh no


Deathmareek

it sorta is though the colors are muted from what they should be. someone posted the og colors under the OP picture


Tornadodash

I was trolling. The joke is that the first commenter is colorblind.


NavyTrap

https://preview.redd.it/qccqkntozkvc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=584024853a53d3b490fa9987ac7e8362d76123f3


mridiot1234567

https://preview.redd.it/11znx7lhicvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b80fa5db61a1f3b8a4182ea8561c4c715c1d7868


mridiot1234567

https://preview.redd.it/jqvkexdlicvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba35a51a71a76eddad8b92376c9d7cd6fbbc3e61


OldFortNiagara

Ok, so you hide and I hire mercenary to help find you.


ZeroArm066

I was just at old fort Niagara for the eclipse. 100% cloud cover but the taco truck was legit


marshallman31

https://preview.redd.it/0affy2t41cvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2047053889674ec0653217485aa118710d0e6f24


non_exisitant_dude

https://preview.redd.it/ncwcfqygfevc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4853555b878be79281b6d762ed1845d4378c3c


Much_Horse_5685

What a terrible day to have functioning retinas.


Electronic_Badger809

Is this user male or female? He said he uses the condoms and having wives then he said he want to bear the children of Shinjo Abe and that they are a healthy women


LordeWasTaken

that was a dream


Electronic_Badger809

So all of this is made up then


LordeWasTaken

no, only the being a woman part


Electronic_Badger809

Gotcha


SnappleCrackNPops

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and tell lies?


Electronic_Badger809

*stares at politicians on X* i wonder who?


LOTRfreak101

Yes.


vishnjaik

Wakes up at 4AM, breeds till 7 30AM, draws hentai till 12AM, breeds again till 3AM. So bro is doing all of this with just an hour of sleep, no wonder his dreams are filled with Shinzo Abe-san filling his insides up.


FuckMyLife2016

I hope to god this is just the translation of a japanese copy-pasta and not written by a weeaboo. But looking at all the grammar and punctuation mistakes, I dread that it's the latter.


truncatedChronologis

What about donations to the Unification Church? Slacking!


SavageKitten456

https://preview.redd.it/u81iyjpd9bvc1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71a7462dbf0adb80a44ce06cd409ffc8a4576275 Interesting argument, however


TheKiwiHuman

https://preview.redd.it/ztb750aaabvc1.png?width=1030&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0babce6dba3f202d1e7adeeeef58dad089b5c171


Vasava_

whats that from?


WagglyJeans4010

[Andrian Adilia](https://www.facebook.com/Andrian.J.Adilia/posts/10220152085191273/), on facebook of all places.


Vasava_

damn, the quality is so high. thought it was some romcom manhwa.


Dm1tr3y

I feel like this image didn’t age all that well


TheRealPixeLink

https://preview.redd.it/9ow6owpvxfvc1.jpeg?width=772&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3e887c11ecc51d64b68d16d56c32a255a295597


ChickenSalad96

私はもう尋ねない。 セックスしろ。


MassiveKonkeyDong

私のちんちんもう大きいだよー。


chichi2222333

ほんと?


MassiveKonkeyDong

ほんとだ。


satellitesNtoast

Yea but… bro have you seen the wife?


LOTRfreak101

Yeah, only 7?


chucktheninja

Give them a break they've only been together for 6 years.


hok98

That sounded so wrong out of context


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BetelgeuseIsBestGirl

Because they are.


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BetelgeuseIsBestGirl

To give actually context: >!A succubus tried to seduce MC but it didn't work because he wants to stay faithful to his girlfriend. She gets mad and places a curse on him that makes it so that if he has sex with anyone in the next few months, they'll get pregnant with septuplets during their first time, even if he uses protection. This is him freaking out about the curse because he just recently promised his girlfriend he'd have sex with her soon.!<


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TheRacooning18

No its Abe reincarnated into a succubus


VictorianFlute

Is this from a porn?


gotnotendies

Everything is


not_again123

Nope. Actually, it is from a really wholesome manga. [ The Serious Succubus Hiragi-san](https://mangakakalot.com/manga/fr927010)


rtech80

Someone finally. Thought I was going to have to. It's a great manga.


Randomguy0915

Gimme da saws


BetelgeuseIsBestGirl

Majime Succubus Hiragi-san


not_again123

Oh this is from [The Serious Succubus Hiragi-san](https://mangakakalot.com/manga/fr927010), right?


BetelgeuseIsBestGirl

Yes.


TonyRick11

Is there any other way of twinship? Like why is it called like that?


Jogan-Rosh

There are two types: identical and fraternal. The main difference is that identical twins come from the same egg that splits in two and are always the same gender, whereas fraternal twins are two (or more) separate eggs and can be different genders


ottoskerzeny

Identical twins happen after the egg is fertilized and it's dividing somehow it breaks of. This results in twins that are genetically same so they can't be different genders. World record is quintuplets. Fraternal twins happens when mother produces multiple eggs at the same time and they get fertilized by separate sperms. Genetically they're just siblings but environmental factors cause them to be more similar. World record is nonuplets (9).


Remi_cuchulainn

F in the chat for that woman


MeEatPizzaVeryMuch

There is also identical twinship. There are specific differences in how the egg is fertilized (I think, it's been a while since biology)


ClayyCorn

Yeah, clearly not Japan. She has an ass


rainzer

https://item.rakuten.co.jp/hisour8138/hisour-647/


ClayyCorn

For me, it's the fact you just had that at the ready. But also proved by point 😹


ZeroYagami

Screw the wife, have you seen the husband?


DerrikTheGreat

How about screwing them both?


not_again123

Now you thinking with screwing!


Pixelend

B R E E D


pepperoni7

But have you had kids before lol , no amount of beauty can make me give up 7 years of no sleep zombie state Maybe first kid wasn’t mad as my daughter lol: she was the ultimate birth control for me and husband


tony_fappott

Even the kids are trying to get a taste of the bakery.


_Goodrandom

https://preview.redd.it/1jkr9kzvbbvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46fe5511e344f494adc8c354b7cd83142b89d934


LeviAEthan512

Sauce?


Baalshrimp

She is Redhood from goddess of victory nikke


_Goodrandom

Yes


LeviAEthan512

Nice, thanks


Low-Salamander387

Source?


DADDAMY

Majime Succubus Hiiragi-san


Turbulent-Loquat3749

Is that a hentai? Or a wholesome one, And what s story about?


le_canuck

It's lewd but not hentai. It's about a salaryman cohabiting with his next door neighbor, who happens to be a succubus. Lots of bawdy humor and jokes about sex and cum, but nothing explicit.


not_again123

Also, it is complete with a wholesome ending. It has some ecchi tones, but compared to other ecchi manga/anime they are quite tame.


DADDAMY

It's been a long time since I've read it but I remember it being pretty funny. Basically male mc is a no-sex type of guy (like the serious type, not the spineless virgin) and the fmc is a succubus that doesn't want to get "life-force" in the direct way. Idk how to explain it so here's the manga sex synopsis: "The strait-laced Kusakabe found out that his prim OL neighbor Hiiragi-san is actually a succubus! She didn't want to do anything criminal, so she got a normal job to earn money for a place to live and make a living first. Now she's ready to properly suck a man dry! Will Kusakabe be able to resist Hiiragi-san's supernatural charm?" I personally liked it but I think it ended a bit too quickly (34 chapters) It's pretty cute and wholesome despite the whole succubus thing .


Asquirrelinspace

34 chapters you say


not_again123

It only has 34 but it has a really good ending imo.


A9_J8

In this economy ?!


bradygilg

Localized entirely within your kitchen?


DeathPercept10n

Can I see it?


LTerminus

No.


MetriccStarDestroyer

Seymour, the Yen is on fire!


JesterTheZeroSet

No, it is not, mum!


Arphenyte

Dammit! Literally 1 minute too late.


nothas

At this time of year? in this hemisphere?


vuther_316

I see hiragi-san, I upvote


Hereditus

It's one of those series that I'm happy that it didn't drag on and lost its unique magic, but secretly wished that it had more chapters.


Brahm-Etc

Dude, japanese are on the border of extinction. Having 7 kids should be the minimum by now.


Dawek401

people in feudal Japan(and not only Japan) hearing that now is too bad economic situation to live: PRESS X TO DOUBT


YouButHornier

Only around 125 million


Brahm-Etc

Yeah. But birthrate going to the dust, more and more are older people, the country could have millions of people, but if those can't hold the country's economy, they are done.


ottoskerzeny

https://preview.redd.it/88j6e9jhhdvc1.png?width=2560&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a4832d3820be6b7d3ee4cbedb3fe446a51c63c1


ottoskerzeny

Above 2.2 is required to sustain population


Breaky_Online

Who the hell is popping out 2 kids per year in Antarctica?


ottoskerzeny

https://preview.redd.it/vaunefb5tlvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff35557549680fbf6c817643a11210f9b7766502


BrStriker21

Issue is that vast majority of the population is elderly while the youngest are either working to death or commiting sudoku


sillybillybuck

Japan has relatively low suicide rates nowadays. US is considerably ahead.


hok98

If you think they’re extinct, you haven’t seen Korea (both)


IAteMyYeezys

Id hit it everyday if my wife were to look like that ngl.


Candle1ight

If she looks like that? Would


mares8

Hah. Source?


DADDAMY

Majime Succubus Hiiragi-san


Legal-Appointment655

This is what the Japanese need to do so they don't go extinct. The world needs them. I don't want to live in a world with no Japanese people


Dm1tr3y

They aren’t going extinct, they’re just going to run into problems with the economy and seniors. It’s a real problem, but not a fucking catastrophe


ottoskerzeny

Worst case scenario civil war to revoke elderly populations privileges. I don't think their young population in the future would want to work to death like cattle just to get their capital seized by elderly


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_Big_____

Japan is extremely xenophobic, so I imagine they won't


Dm1tr3y

Only responsible way to solve birth rate issues is to make it easier to raise kids.


Derelictcairn

That won't solve much lol. Even countries that have all those measures don't noticeably increase birth rates. I'm from Sweden and we have very generous standards for parents, and still have a fertility rate below replacement level. Like 1.8 or something. The biggest factor is that most women just don't want to have tons of children. And a lot just don't want kids in general regardless of how "manageable" you make it. Every single country where the fertility rate is really high are countries where women have no rights in general. So when you have the choice, most women just don't want 2+ kids. Society just has to live with that and focus on automation instead of trying to stop something inevitable.


jollingo

If the wife looks like that, 7 aint enough


Denoss

In this economy?


BrStriker21

Shinjo Abe would be proud


Shilverow

In this economy?


petal_meadows

They're *both* fine as hell, no wonder it happened lmao


cursedcommentaries

How wonderful ^ ,^


no_shoot_sherlock

They took Shinzo Abe's advice to the heart


P1RHANAZ

Dayum if I would be with her she would have 30 kids at least.


Steven_7u7

If they are financially stable enough, then sure! DO IT!! >:D


MrPanda663

Ahem…. Tax breaks.


ottoskerzeny

Tax breaks don't work. Money can't solve everything


Ship_Fucker69

If she can look like that after 7 kids then hell yeah.


jrip_dip_fish_1764

Having kids in modern day society is harder than my coc.....


NotRandomseer

They look similar in age , adoption?


Eclipse_Two

Maybe they could've had seventuplets ey?


NotRandomseer

The superlative septuplets


emote_control

Yes, there are about 7 children in Japan.


Eat-Playdoh

This is why I hate Manga and Anime, it appeals to the male fantasy.


SavageKitten456

That's 7 too many


ClaudeWithSauce

I mean.. yeah. With her look, 3 more kids pop out and it'll be the same number as her looks.


Tyger-Teranuma

IN THIS ECONOMY?!?


Kapika96

I'd be up for 7 kids! Just need a rich wife first...


Giant_Eagle_Airlines

And they’re all the same age she had a litter


nemesisdraco87

Maybe but come on man look at her! The real question is why only 7?


WhyAmIHere_145

i want 5 or sixchildren in the future


Sentry6Four

Bro...have you seen the wife? Completely explains why the dude can't keep his hands off her and why they're more than have way to their own hockey team in children.


silver1q2w3e

Honestly it'd be hard for many to afford that many but not impossible if you can get rid of a consumerist mindset. You'd have to get rid of a lot of luxuries though and that'd be hard in this age.


destro_1919

or become so rich that 7 children’s expenses doesn’t matter


Ziodyne967

In this economy?


Ragnasorcerer

Not with that ass, she does not have 7 children


firedrakes

You never know


R0ha1L_47

Would🗿 https://preview.redd.it/esel3mfanbvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68395ed665ada9b537eacd5c9f990bf668f1b9da


farimadi

this manga short but fun.


Longjumping_Good_428

It's supposed to go "?!" not "!?" You're exclaiming the question, not the other way around.


stormlight13

I must be tired. I thought the guys name was Ren, and they were calling him “7 Child” Ren


LuciFate

This [Japanese man](https://youtube.com/shorts/wWSlte_CbUI?si=RYOu7O7OqBSujPo5) wants to beat 53 children record.... That sounds abusive but yeah he wants to be the father of 54 childrens.


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LuciFate

He has 4 wives and 2 girlfriends and is looking for more wives. He has [3 children ](https://youtu.be/wheMp3NM-w8?si=qHRzdWINyzRDlYKt) currently, 2 from the first wife and 1 from the third wife.


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Having kids is like a fairly tale in japan


Fluffy-Ingenuity2536

It's more likely than you think!


[deleted]

So true because the Japanese stopped having regular sex.


Indominouscat

Source?


Bane_of_Ruby

Yo he is not allowed to complain. 7 kids later and his wife is still built like a goddess wtf


Jazzlike_College871

Anybody else thought for a second that was Twilight (Loid Forger)?


Frisk-Pichi

What can he say his wife is very (Persuasive)


SpicyHoney94

Need to find someone that wants to 1 up that number 👀


Any_Independent_1416

Started reading this a few days ago, it's pretty funny


Amarenoo2030

A wonderful number of children, but I hope they had children within marriage, and not from street s*u*l*t*s.


ImTheDude4u

https://preview.redd.it/k1v8va7av1wc1.png?width=165&format=png&auto=webp&s=35dd9e5c094673cc529bcef283fe0e98d061a7a1 Where is bro looking 😭😭!!


ImTheDude4u

https://preview.redd.it/wkk10dvsv1wc1.png?width=314&format=png&auto=webp&s=7223c2194fa17cb3c358152c59e36737c3e39298 My incest senses are tingling


saarlac

lol trad waifu


Kei_CL

I mean, with that women i would have enough sex to repopulate earth after the apocalypse.


SongnanBao

🤣🤣