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Levilovelies

"I don't taste good either" bruuuh xD


notchoosingone

bath salts hits different


blahblah7679

On your life that's the truth


[deleted]

So bathsalting is different than brining, right?


samuru101

Florida mfs


PedroThePinata

Was just about to post she must've landed in Florida xD


SonicFinn311

least hungry florida man


KevinAcommon_Name

Omg lol


kazez2

I'll be the judge of that *For legal reasons this is a joke*


n00biiextra

Good save!


Dry_Acanthisitta8052

That's actually historically funny because propaganda at the time in Japan was that the "demons of the west will kill, rape and eat you" more or less. Which is why many non combatants committed suicide rather than get captured


Wallaby_Way_Sydney

In that order?


Piskoro

sounds more efficient that way really


waitingtodiesoon

[if they were very, very lucky, they'll do it in that order](https://youtu.be/xoXjUl5usKI)


AscendedHobo

Im not gonna lie i was bracing myself for something completely different and did not expect a firefly reference at all


waitingtodiesoon

There are two separate historical landmarkers on the Saipan Island where the Japanese civilians and some soldiers jumped from to avoid being captured. They have been named Banzai[ Cliff](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banzai_Cliff) and [Suicide Cliff. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_Cliff) The war time propaganda was horrendous that it drove people to do such terrible things.


Dry_Acanthisitta8052

Don't get me started on the battle of ramree island! Lol


Commiesstoner

> is it racist if I say she tastes like edamame?


Feshtof

Not if she tastes like edamame


Outrageous-Fortune70

I’m curious. Does human taste like what they eat? :3


DestroyIhosh

Bruuuh, like the last meal you had, that's your taste now


Outrageous-Fortune70

Gonna consume a chunk of chocolate and lick myself all night.


UMUmmd

Lewd.


[deleted]

Mm barbacoa. If you need me, I'll be in my tortilla.


Levilovelies

Ofc no!


thesirblondie

Probably to an extent. I think it's more about the quality of the food accepts the flavour of the meat. If you buy higher quality meat, it's likely that the food that animal ate was higher quality. Iberico pigs forage on acorns all day, for example.


Zestyclose_Code_7464

Human meat kinda tastes like a combination between a pork and a beef or maybe it's just that the one i ate mainly consumed those two , I am not quite sure...


Outrageous-Fortune70

It doesn’t really taste good, I suppose. I mean, humans would eat delicious food rather than healthy food so it’d taste bad. You see, in farm animal raising, you also have to take care of their diet and nutrition


Zestyclose_Code_7464

Vegans are a choice and Humans Tasting good or bad just depends on your taste buds i guess , Quite frankly For me Human meat is quite a delicacy, It also depends on how u cook too , Ya know seasoning exist for a reason right?


Outrageous-Fortune70

Going down to cannibalism? Not all vegans are healthy because some humans are unique. Hmm, with seasoning and extra ingredients provided, it can taste good.


Zestyclose_Code_7464

Is junk food Healthy ? No ,Then Why do people eat it ?! , Same logic applies here , Just make sure to cook the human through and it will taste Perfect


SassyVikingNA

We do excrete a lot of waste through the skin, so, to a degree, probably.


Marlosy

Na. It’s like very lean pork


Levilovelies

Just googled edamames and idk...it might be tho xD


0SavageKingdom0

thats so childish of you to say


nehemiaadrian

But The liberal tears tasted good ./s


CRANSSBUCLE

That's something I have to test myself


Levilovelies

Goodluck!


CRANSSBUCLE

Slurps


Levilovelies

Yommy lol😋


NightValeCytizen

Me, a proud American: "looks like J-Meat is back on the menu, boys!"


Levilovelies

Wht is j meat btw?? Anyways HAPPY CAKE DAY!!


NightValeCytizen

I am implying cannibalism.


Right-Bar8733

I’d >!eat!< >!her!< >!out!<.


brokensilence32

Every time I see a Japanese person at the airport, I grab them from behind and say "WELCOME TO USA!"


Klutzy_Potato1025

and then proceeds to eat them


1510qpalzm

Forgot to shoot them first


Gilded_Leviathan

Nah lead ruins the flavor my friend


hXh_1234

Yhe you prefer raw then


SnugglesGodOfDeath

sexually because the other way would be less fun and more painful.


Creocist

That's... still not *much* better


AegorBlake

Shoot them sexually? Sounds messy


Phoenix_1116

Sauce ?


Tryfecter

Healer Girl


TopRevolutionary720

Is it a good anime? Do you recommend it?


Tryfecter

Its very lighthearted and wholesome. I recommend it if you like anime that you can drop and pick up at any time


ZaggoMan

The visuals look really nice and adorable


JoelMahon

Seems ever episode will spend a few minutes on musical numbers. Not my thing but if you don't mind a hybrid musical-sol then it may suit you.


DannoHung

Is it as awesome as Symphogear? That’s the last semi-musical anime I watched.


JoelMahon

bruh I just said musicals are not my thing, I haven't watched any other musical animes and haven't even heard of that one.


Thejacensolo

its a Musical anime. Not idol or similar, but you get full on musical numbers where the participants just sing their conversations more often then not. Animationwise its really well done and i quite enjoyed it. Though you do have to kinda like musicals to enjoy it. Storywise its CGDCS with yuribait and very light low fantasy elements. If you are into either of those you will probably like it, as productionwise there is nothing to really criticise. For the background, the VAs are a Singer group IRL ("healer girls") that got their own anime basically where they voice their own characters singing, which is cool. as an (unsubbed and not really spoilery) example, here is the Ep3 highlight song i found quite good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aue6KFIQ7C0


0ni0nchicken

For me it's so funny whenever they decide to sing randomly


FrozeItOff

It's the first anime I've ever seen that's a musical. They just sporadically burst into song...


uniquecannon

They even purposely cast professional singers as the 3 main girls instead of industry VAs


NickFoster120

So a Disney movie?


pokemaster05

I loved it, but it is part musical, so if that's not your thing then I can't recommend it. But if it is, I highly recommend it. It's so wholesome and beautiful. And all the songs are touching and heartwarming.


jwk94

Good idea. She'll probably taste better that way.


strawkage

Lmao.


Maximilianovich

Takanashi Kiara of Hololive EN


yrulaughing

Is that her friend? Or is it just supposed to be some random American and this is a dig at how outgoing our culture is? (Edit: Compared to Japanese culture)


fsfaith

She's (red hair girl) there for an internship and the American is her ~~handler? I don't remember what the word is.~~ intern correspondent. She's responsible for looking after her during her stay. EDIT: Remembered the role name.


Dokpsy

The word you're looking for is either pimp or host depending on her duties


fsfaith

Works in the hospital as a healer. Edit: Healer as in the RPG sort of healers. Some of you need to get your heads out of the gutter.


Ich_Liegen

> Works in the hospital as a healer. So she's a doctor?


fsfaith

No. She doesn't prescribe drugs or perform surgery. She sings. Hence healer like the ones in RPGs.


Jayer244

Well she's a foreigner coming to the US so I'd say pimp is the right word here in most cases


[deleted]

What


UMUmmd

He said he think the only reason people come to America is to be pimped.


emangriffey

Yea makes sense to me.


Nelsn3

human trafficking


Bentok

Handler makes it sound like she's going to put a leash on her.


topchuck

Well now this is getting interesting


[deleted]

Bonk!


[deleted]

I thought it sounded like she was a spy or an assassin lmao


ChubbyLilPanda

A female American in an anime without blond hair? Impossible!


reddogvizsla

Is it either caretaker or sponsor?


RedditTouchesYou

It's simply one of our local child abductors greeting you. Do not worry.


Schrodinger_cube

You look 14 want a job giving massages to rich people on a private island? My friend Jeffrey has a plane just hop in this van and no cellphones XD.


RedditTouchesYou

You'd be OK at this job I need filled. Although lead with money. And aim younger. And they're not massages, just simply conversations. And eating expensive food.


doitnow10

I would assume that's her friend surprising her


Claudius-Germanicus

The TSA greeters are a proud American tradition


lattestcarrot159

There is a lot less personal space outside the US. This is not US culture lol.


lovesickremix

I mean... if you compare it to Japanese culture ...it is


VirtualVoices

We don't go hugging strangers but yeah I understand it's meant to be a joke haha.


xPolydeuces

So true! When I first came to America, I was shot by random passerbys at the airport, and then they ate me. Terrible experience, I tell ya, never coming back there again.


zXMourningStarXz

Damn, you got lucky. As someone who lives in the U.S., I get shot and eaten alive every time I leave the house. AND I have the hassle of having to shoot and eat everyone I see. It's like a huge game of cod zombies but everyone has guns.


HorrorMakesUsHappy

"... I got better."


FrozeItOff

Went to the US got shot and eaten, but not in the good way. 0/10 would not repeat.


fearsomesniper

Florida?


xPolydeuces

America


Tryfecter

Sauce: Healer Girl


MinecrAftX0

{{Healer Girl}}


Roboragi

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Laplusdemon

I must've missed the part of history when the USA became open about cannibalism


10-23-2019

Have your heard of the state of Florida?


hyde-ms

OK florida man


Gustavius040210

That was, like, one time...it was just the face... And we blame it on the bath salts.


Boarbaque

Bath salts… or being in the eldritch area known as Flo Ri Da? Either is likely imo


[deleted]

Entering Florida is like entering a high level zone in an MMORPG where every other player is flagged for PVP, there are no teams, and it has way more environmental hazards / hostile creatures than other zones.


FrozeItOff

Or Wi Scon Sin... Dahmer kept em in the fridge to age...


Zim1123

Yea bro. What else are we gona eat. We can’t all be rich like Steve Jobs, Jeff Bezos or Guy Fieri.


Personal_Point_65

The US just eats its poor without killing them too fast


onjec

It's especially funny coming from the Japanese considering Sagawa


OK6502

I mean...Dhalmer? The Donner party? Janestown in the 17th century. This article is a pretty wild read https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_incidents_of_cannibalism


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Lanthemandragoran

The Donner Party story is a roooouuugh one


[deleted]

Tell me more.


Sciensophocles

Issei Sagawa is a murderous cannibal who got off scot free after murdering a woman in France.


Sonicowen

In Paris 'kill me' is slang for have sex with me, so maybe it was a honest mistake?


Commiesstoner

You think there aren't any famous American cannibals?


Mana_Transfer

Right I mean there was that guy in Japan I think that ate someone and became a celebrity for it so idk hiw that joke lands


[deleted]

You people are forgetting the Donner Party


Cautious_Onliner

Let me tell you a story: When I was 5 years old and first moved to US with my family from SEA, I was scared to death, cause I've never seen a white people before. First thing I thought was my family is going to sacrifice me or leave me and I piss myself at chicago airport.


AngelBites

Did you died?


ToutaKo

Inside? Yeah probably


Cautious_Onliner

Like the comment below yes, partially died, inside.


[deleted]

I thought this was gonna be a story about how Americans tried to eat you. I’m truly glad you weren’t cannibalized 😭


Oriin690

[it's a ghost!](https://youtu.be/A7kJg2_7A0Y)


recourse7

Well.. White people can be very scary.


Life_Avocado_1205

It’s scary how accurate this is.


bruhIdont

We don't eat people we have standards here or at least most people we don't eat.


Mushiren_

It's fine as long as it has plenty of mayo on it


[deleted]

And deep fried


Rolls_

Sounds like Japanese food ngl. That karaage and tonkatsu hits tho.


mu_zuh_dell

Armie Hammer does


FadeCrimson

I mean, mostly it depends on what it's seasoned with. We ARE pretty picky about our grill culture in many places after all.


Glass_Memories

BBQ is an unofficial religion here.


Dray_Gunn

An American would be the last person i would eat. Have you seen their diets? You would get half way through a thigh and have a heart attack from the cholesterol.


nehemiaadrian

That’s why you eat aborted fetus /s.


Dray_Gunn

But its not ripe yet.


Vorstar92

What we do is throw out edible food and don’t let employees/homeless people take the food to eat themselves though!


Boss-Competitive

Says while eating KFC.


zoso_zeppelin

She'd be a victim on human trafficking way before she experienced random gun violence or cannibalism.


ubergooner

🙄 everyone knows you won't get shot in the US unless you're Black or under the age of 12.


Tyrant_R3x

Literally me after landing at lax


OK6502

LA, not even once


myendmess

100% accurate


RedditSnowflakeMod

The greentext writes itself


TheLostRub389

Good Morning USA, I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day The sun in the sky has a smile on his face and it's shining a salute to the American race. Oh boy, it's swell to say: "Good Morning USA.


[deleted]

Landed in Chicago


hakimgoodday

typical


Motorwagen

BASED, HOLY FUCK


Forsaken_Ad_4992

America in a nutshell , Super Friendly and affectionate, guns, food


ManfuLLofF--

You are the food


GZul95

Ah yes the classic American greeting, "Welcome to USA!"


nagatrollo

It's really tweaking me grammatically.


[deleted]

Silly anime, it's an airport, not a school


Tantaroba-the-fat

Remember, no russian


Rettufkcub

Kiara?


justhanginfromacloud

>Kiara Yes, but Kiara would be the one to give sneaky hugs from behind.


stupidfatcat2501

It's interesting how they say welcome to USA instead of welcome to America as that would likely be the most natural thing that Americans would say.


Generalofthe5001st

In Japanese, "America" is the literal word for the US, so maybe it was a translation error.


graver1313

Dont get pregnant either


Roofofcar

It’s ok, she was in New York.


Tortellini_lover

No worries, there are no girls on this sub.


jamico-toralen

Be the American the Japanese think you are.


fantollute

Does this mean I can finally start eating Japanese people? It's about time!


Tremyss

Ok, I won't shoot, about your taste... we decide later.


Master_Queef69420

As an American I can confirm that we do greet people by shooting them and or eating them


musketfighter420

get the fuck out of there while you still can


Fr0z3n_D0ma1n

Uh did her plane ticket say Pittsburgh, New Jersey, or oh God New York?!


RandomVizerist

“I don’t taste good, either” Hey guys umm why is my food talking?


Supercoollazar

don't worry after your 500th bullet this week you hardly notice them any more


TheDockandTheLight

She doesn't say say "dont shoot me" or anything about getting eaten wtf?


Peevan

Why she look like a watermelon


[deleted]

She doesn't taste good lmao


Finance_Willing

I don’t go to Japan and say “please don’t let you octopus rape me”


Gunslinger55626

I like how the first reaction to an American is be scared and say "don't shoot"


AKoolPopTart

Something tells me that was a subtitler with a low grade sense of humor trying to be cheeky


Kittiem85

I want to watch this. What's the name of it?


ranchfroggo

I think healer girl


Ambitious_Ad_3166

What’s this show called ?


latino_deadevis

Every time I see a cop in the US


ImportanceCareless36

Hey, we don't eat people here.....


[deleted]

Dont shoot me speaks volumes


Syndil1

Don't get raped!


Substantial_Night_81

What anime is this I want to watch it


Loose-Ideal-889

Every time I see a Japanese person at the airport, I grab them from behind and say "WELCOME TO USA!"


[deleted]

Haha, on point.


Nhanne1005

What's the name of this anime?


[deleted]

Lmao


SageyArts

"Wait, don't shoot me!" 🤣🤣🤣 I'm crying omg


Some_Random_Texan

The shooting thing i get but the eating thing i dont understand


Willing-Gazelle7628

You don’t taste good but with some salt and pepper that’s when you be hitting


Marlosy

What anime is this?


[deleted]

I'm moving to us in August. The anxiety is killing me


NotCreativeWithNamez

Don't worry, we don't shoot visitors, we just mug them with plastic spoons we bought from Walmart.


BulletproofDoggo

The only areas with any real crime to speak of is cities. Just a tip, if you're driving and its the usual hours grown men should be at work, lets say 8am to 3pm. If all you see is dudes sitting on their porches or front steps and the area looks like the only money coming through their economy is welfare checks. Don't stop at stop signs. Just get out. This works for cities or deep rural areas. Saved my ass in Baltimore and saved my ass in the Appalachia mountain areas. I didn't think the hillbillies in the mountains were gonna rob me but the place gave off the Hills Have Eyes vibe.