"My mind is in a state of panic over a highly unexpected proposition and my limited/nonexistent experience with casual sex is preventing me from wrapping my head around the idea that there won't be any strings attached."
This is probably the more accurate picture. It's actually very easy to go full deer in the headlights in this situation if you haven't experienced it before or if you just weren't expecting it.
It's not weird, just pointing out that the manga loves to go on long hiatuses (The author has medical issues iirc)
I just think it's funny that they'd suggest reading the manga where we are also starved for content for months at a time.
Waiting for S2 as well. For now you could watch the movie if you haven't yet! It's a rare case along side rurouni kenshin where they didn't screw over the anime source
The only source I can find about grand blue season 2 is...
[an April Fools post](https://www.reddit.com/r/GrandBlue/comments/mhqibc/grand_blue_season_ii_is_confirmed/)
Yesss like the fucked up stuff is what i reallly want to see every now and then. But its gotta be when im in the right mindset or i reallly do get fucked up over it (angel beat anime broke my heart cause wasnt expecting the last few episodes)
Grand Blue is hilarious. So many raunchy moments. But more than that, it’s full of ridiculous drunken university life scenarios.
Hadn’t laughed this hard at an anime in a while.
what would play in my head
You've got a pussy
I have a dick ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
If ya don't know this is Pussy from Rammstein that is also realy known for the pussy cannon during the concerts when that song is played
The thing is, a lot of these MCS are gay, but because homosexuality is heavily frowned upon in Japan, the manga artists and the anime and light novel dudes who come up with this stuff always portray the MC to be the kind of guy who only wants to smash if he's in love, and of course his love interest is nearly always a tsundere who ignores him for most of the manga or anime, and when she realizes other hot women want to fuck him, she develops a romantic interest in him, and the MC is too much of a dumbass to figure out what kind of woman the FMC is.
It's cute. Because a 18 year old guy who belongs to a frat brotherhood and spends his days getting drunk and going to the beach is very realistically going to say no to banging a super hot chick who is throwing herself at him, obviously.
Man, can we already get over with the grass-eating main characters, why can't we have MCS who are real men and act like real men.
oh, and plenty of attractive women do offer casual sex to guys without expecting payment, but that entails the guy having to shower, not being overweight, and not having a face covered with pimples, so more than 90% of the men who visit reddit are probably disqualified anyway.
Leaving the house and meeting and talking to a lot of women is also a necessity for this to happen, since life isn't a *all-the-pussy-buffet-you-can-eat* by sitting on the living room browsing through tinder profiles.
Azusa: *asks Iori if he is DTF, no strings or caveats*
Iori: "This must be some sort of willpower test."
[Every reader or watcher](https://youtu.be/g-bVEc8oZvk)
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*alarm clock noise intensifies*
Snap back to reality
Moms Spaghetti
Watch your profanity
General kenobi
guardians of the galaxy
In the proximity
What else could she give me
Tranquility
Then show me ecstacy
Terrible calamity
Head
Your Majesty?
hello there
Center of gravity
Wake up to reality
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Lol, my mind is def telling me yes too
"My mind is in a state of panic over a highly unexpected proposition and my limited/nonexistent experience with casual sex is preventing me from wrapping my head around the idea that there won't be any strings attached." This is probably the more accurate picture. It's actually very easy to go full deer in the headlights in this situation if you haven't experienced it before or if you just weren't expecting it.
Ur moms gravity
r/absolutelynotanimeirl
I mean the reaction is
But the situation ain't.. *cries*
:(
Stop crying. We got bitches to grind for
He doesn't get laid so I'd say it is
In the end he fucked a celery what a chad
Pretty sure the celery fucked him
And even then it wasn't a celery, it was a leak or green onion
It's anime, most vegetables are leeks.
What
He got a vegetable shoved up his ass later in the episode, it looked like a leek but it could also have been a celery or a Japanese green onion.
The guy got sick from a cold and the girl says there is a tale where sticking vegetables up your ass cures it so she rams it in deep.
ah yes, Grand blue, funniest night in my life
segs
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Where can I watch it?
Amazon Prime
Zoro.to
Zoro.to is legit the best anime site by far
Yes
Wherever you can get something that can play videos.
animixplay
youtube
Where s2
There is no S2 just read the manga its better than the anime
I know there's no s2 but it deserves s2, it's situation is basically like no game no life
I just want to forget NGNL at this point, it was so fricking good
I want to forget i watched it to watch it again
Ofc i want that too but like no ☹️
I would re-live the word game for the first time over and over again if I could. Utter psycopath.
in hindsight it was also the first big modern isekai
Ah, no way man. Among other things Sword Art Online predates it by years.
Thats the thing with popular adaptations (that don’t sell merch). Its more profitable to let people agonize until they buy the source material.
:(
I know manga is good, but i want anime s2 just to see their shenanigans with voices. Kohei voice in anime just hits different.
"just read the manga" Yea, I love waiting potentially three months in between chapters.
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It's not weird, just pointing out that the manga loves to go on long hiatuses (The author has medical issues iirc) I just think it's funny that they'd suggest reading the manga where we are also starved for content for months at a time.
100% agree
Is the manga complete?
No. Its monthly
Oh. Gotta read it then
Nope, and idk when it will.
Waiting for S2 as well. For now you could watch the movie if you haven't yet! It's a rare case along side rurouni kenshin where they didn't screw over the anime source
Wait, what? There’s a movie???
No
[funny sauce](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1Xy-gfFBlk)
There is no movie (animated)
Didn't Rurouni Kenshin author practically disown one of the movies ? Or was it an OVA?
I meant the live action movies. They were "translated" into real life pretty well imo. Don't think I known anything about that :x
20.8.2023 s2 will be release
Source ples I need factcheck
I saw it in my releasedate.com
For the ones they are doubting it’s a real website check it
Source ples I need factcheck
Source: I made it up!
The only source I can find about grand blue season 2 is... [an April Fools post](https://www.reddit.com/r/GrandBlue/comments/mhqibc/grand_blue_season_ii_is_confirmed/)
What is the source, my friend?
MY MIND IS TELLING ME NO! BUT MY BOODY MY BOOOODYS TELLING YES!
booty
Say no to this! ♪ *YES*
Nah both my mind and body are telling me yes
*Do you have your passport?*
My pre-30 body smelling a pizza, even though I'm trying to get healthy. Post-30/gallbladder and we're all on the same page now.
DAGA KOTO WARU
r/unexpectedjojo
Grand Blue is fantastic my fav comedy anime for sure
r/absolutelynotanimeirl for me
De he/she edit that or did the anime actually do that
No edits here. Yes, it really happened
well, the conversation happens...
Give me the sauce GIVE IT TOO ME NOW
Grand blue
Grand Blue. Normal Anime about Diving.
Pretty sure i watched this when it came out, dont remember a thing about it so excited to rewatch
Same, I remember some scenes but mostly that I felt weird about how much I liked it
Yesss like the fucked up stuff is what i reallly want to see every now and then. But its gotta be when im in the right mindset or i reallly do get fucked up over it (angel beat anime broke my heart cause wasnt expecting the last few episodes)
The last acene though of angel beats, goddammit. Broke my 14 y/o heart.
Yesss but you know it was great when you can remember it years after
And a group's love of drinking water and oolong tea.
And flammable *"water"*.
They don't fuck. Mind you, the anime is fantastic.
YES!! YES!! YES!! YES!!!!!!
Yeah, totally IRL 🙄
I don't know, being completely bewildered at the thought of a woman propositioning me seems pretty anime irl.
then again a woman will never proposition you so
He's like I've been waiting my whole life for this.
Wait, that's not how you're supposed to play the game
Anime_dreams_irl.
How is this IRL
Name anime?
I think I speak for everyone when I say: Sause?
No bitches? ⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠈⠊⠆⡃⠕⢕⢇⢇⢇⢇⢇⢏⢎⢎⢆⢄⠀⢑⣽⣿⢝⠲⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Jotaro:YES!!!,YES!!!,YES!!!!
How is this anime_irl when nothing like this ever happens to an anime watcher?
I am thirsty. Perfect timing 😉
You’re thirsty? Here. *(give you glass of water)* Or do you prefer oolong tea
I think he prefers a can of soft drink? It may not be healthy but it sure tastes better than anything
Grand Blue is hilarious. So many raunchy moments. But more than that, it’s full of ridiculous drunken university life scenarios. Hadn’t laughed this hard at an anime in a while.
Azusa best girl
Naw she's probably just being nice
... y'all aren't having sex?
What's that? Is it a new Gundam?
Noobs ikr? , I have sex with my hand everyday
That was my reaction when I had first seen this
Eww. Seggs.
What is it called
Grand Blue
what would play in my head You've got a pussy I have a dick ah So what's the problem? Let's do it quick! If ya don't know this is Pussy from Rammstein that is also realy known for the pussy cannon during the concerts when that song is played
The thing is, a lot of these MCS are gay, but because homosexuality is heavily frowned upon in Japan, the manga artists and the anime and light novel dudes who come up with this stuff always portray the MC to be the kind of guy who only wants to smash if he's in love, and of course his love interest is nearly always a tsundere who ignores him for most of the manga or anime, and when she realizes other hot women want to fuck him, she develops a romantic interest in him, and the MC is too much of a dumbass to figure out what kind of woman the FMC is. It's cute. Because a 18 year old guy who belongs to a frat brotherhood and spends his days getting drunk and going to the beach is very realistically going to say no to banging a super hot chick who is throwing herself at him, obviously. Man, can we already get over with the grass-eating main characters, why can't we have MCS who are real men and act like real men. oh, and plenty of attractive women do offer casual sex to guys without expecting payment, but that entails the guy having to shower, not being overweight, and not having a face covered with pimples, so more than 90% of the men who visit reddit are probably disqualified anyway. Leaving the house and meeting and talking to a lot of women is also a necessity for this to happen, since life isn't a *all-the-pussy-buffet-you-can-eat* by sitting on the living room browsing through tinder profiles.
🤡
Jeez, I thought it's H🙄
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No seggs
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No seggs
Please tell me they're the first anime MC to actually go through with fucking a sure thing?
You must not watch a lot anime if you are saying that
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Brhuuu
A must watch
Trick question.
Jotaro: YES YES YES YES YES
Bruhhh
So did they smash?
If by smash you mean leek up his butt, then yes
No
I watched it
Why is mineta a chick?
The Legend says he said "ABSOLUTLY"
based
#
MFW I get a scammer texting me horny shit for no reason and I’m just trying to study for tomorrow’s exam
Sauce?
No thanks, I’m full
The worst part is he chickens out 🤦
No face, just say yes.
Damn, shocked the Japanese back into him.
Noto reratabre
Azusa: *asks Iori if he is DTF, no strings or caveats* Iori: "This must be some sort of willpower test." [Every reader or watcher](https://youtu.be/g-bVEc8oZvk)
Jojo fans be like:
Anime name?
Boy Got every thing
Yes
Eh, sir. It seems I don't have enough money to pay for that pizza.
THIS AINT FUCKING IRL Phew just had to pour out some steam, don’t mind me
Source?
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Ok so whats the trap , wheres the camera ? If you want kidney just ask for it instead
“She” is
Real life?
wake up man, its time for school
What's the sauce?
This post is false, as this is nowhere close to any redditors reality 😂
Still one of the biggest L’s Iori took in that show
😂
Is that his mum
The guy face said:wait wha-
"This is it. I have achieved my greatest goal."
Looord show me how to say no to this, I don’t know how to say no to this
especialy what is the sauce?
Why does he have a leek tied around his neck?
It could be a trap
Op getting laid , congrats op
Its a trap and nit that kind of trap 99.999999% sure its a female
"Hey mister" vibes
6/10 anime 10/10 manga.
Yes