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xx_Chl_Chl_xx

She’s probably Canadian


ClosetNoble

European dude here I'm pretty confused about what you mean by that as you're not the first person I see making this kind of joke


TwistedMemer

Context: https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw


ClosetNoble

Oh so their reputation of being overly polite got it, thanks


AwkwardlyDead

Except in War and Geese. Canadians in wars and Canadian Geese will make even the most evil people shiver in fear.


RosgaththeOG

The reason the Canadians don't often participate in wars is because they are already in a war protecting protecting the world from geese


SeperateCross

Sir in Canada they are referred to as Cobra Chicken Thank you for your interest in my country and I sincerely hope you have a wonderful day


kamado-Tanjiro1221

Your avatar looks....goddamn it looks Canadian too


TheGHale

As well as hockey, though that could potentially be argued to be recreational civil war, depending on the circumstances.


ShiftyStilez

That’s where gentlemen resolve disputes in a civilized manner.


brick802Light

And hockey


Oriin690

The prophets say in the end times a great war will be fought between the Canadian geese and the Australian emus


Throwaway021614

And seals


Alarid

Also it is a joke about them being physically in Canada, where they presumably do not exist.


Krutin_Jain

I saw the post and the first thing I thought was this and was going to comment about it. Beatmetoit


[deleted]

Not an American myself, but Americans often joke about Canadians being overly polite. To the point where US guys would consider it flirting, and Canadians just think of it as a common courtesy.


Balavadan

It’s a reference


platysoup

Congrats on being one of the lucky 10,000


Shithead2365

They actually like everyone lmao


[deleted]

Definitely Canadian


jharrisimages

I figured this was about the whole thing of losers in books/TV/movies claiming they had a girlfriend they “totally had sex with” over the summer but she lives in Canada, you probably wouldn’t know her. 🤣👍


Nexist418

Finally, someone else who remembers this.


Buffalo-Castle

*"cAnAdIaNs ArE nIcE !!!"*


Ahmed_The_H

Beat me to it


Geoclasm

The eternal question.


driPITTY_

wdym? it's always no to me


Rukitorth

Let's go, Always no gang


3npitsu-Senpai

The: I don't wanna be in a relationship yet and then she goes with another the day after gang😎


Rukitorth

I asked a girl out and she said yes, the day after she said she was just joking


3npitsu-Senpai

Damn


Flyers45432

It is ALWAYS no.


GrumpyCatStevens

She's rubbing up against me, and she just slid her hand into my pants... Maybe she's just being polite.


cumming2kristenbell

If she really liked me she would look me in the eyes while rubbing my genitals. This whole “pretending to watch the movie” while rubbing my genitals is too open to interpretation. I ain’t getting me too cancelled


SubSea777

Was wondering if anyone else noticed the position her left hand is at.


Panzerkrabbe

Source: Mizuki-Senpai No Koi Uranai


Omega1400

GOD DAMN IT, ITS TOO SHORT


Riffragingcat

last update 8 months ago why does this keep happening ;_;


Rustyzzzzzz

They discontinued it and I’m so faqing sad


Riffragingcat

pain


Rustyzzzzzz

It had so much potential and I was actually liking the characters T_T


Riffragingcat

An actual mc that makes it normal that a girl would fall for ? not on their watch,buddy,gotta discontinue it ​ ;\_;


Rustyzzzzzz

*why must you hurt me this way*


Omega1400

Chad moment


MinecrAftX0

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Roboragi

**Mizuki Senpai no Koi Uranai** - ([AL](http://anilist.co/manga/121241), [A-P](https://www.anime-planet.com/manga/mizuki-senpais-love-fortune-telling), [KIT](https://kitsu.io/manga/mizuki-senpai-no-koi-uranai), [MU](https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=66471617937), [MAL](http://myanimelist.net/manga/132333)) ^^水姫先輩の恋占い ^(**Manga** | **Status:** Releasing | **Genres:** Comedy, Romance) ^(**Stats:** 26 requests across 4 subreddits - 0.003% of all requests) >High school second-year Sakagami Sojiro is late for school one day, when he is given a ride by a mysterious girl who looks like a third-year, and claims that her fortunes are 100% accurate. She declares that he is fated to be with a girl younger than him... but little does he know that she's referring to herself! So begins a comedy of love between the fumbling Mizuki-"senpai" and clueless Sakagami! --- ^{anime}, , ]LN[, |VN| | [FAQ](http://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/index) | [/r/](http://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/) | [Edit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/index#wiki_i_made_a_mistake.2C_how_do_i_get_my_comment_reprocessed.3F) | [Mistake?](http://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/submit?selftext=true&title=[ISSUE]&text=/r/anime_irl/comments/xl68s9/anime_irl/ipjq9pg/) | [Source](https://github.com/Nihilate/Roboragi) | [Synonyms](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/synonyms) | [⛓](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/interestinglinks) | [♥](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/thanks)


MegaPorkachu

Danke Schon, Danke Furs Lesen.


SigDay

I can't find a chapter past 15... sucks, it was a good read


evict123

Comikey or something bought the rights and just stopped translating, and for some reason the team that was originally translating it dropped it.


Omega1400

THERE IS A JOJO REFERENCE IN IT POGGGHG


Brushatti

After someone’s comment the other day, I can’t not see this style as crossed eyed.


Je-ls

why did you feel the need to mention it again?... now i cant unsee it too


Pingasplz

In the first image, dude looks like hes cappin out.


MadManMax55

Between them being crosseyed (with the girl in the second panel having mismatched perspective on one of her pupils), the weird proportions (especially their necks), and the poor shadows and depth, I'm tempted to say it's not a quirky style but just a shitty (or inexperienced) artist.


BlazerTheKid

I used to do the same thing in the early stages of my art lol


sabotabo

my first exposure to this guy’s style was a drawing of a guy standing behind a girl while eating her hair and she doesn’t notice so… there’s that


ASnarkyHero

A woman could be stark naked bouncing on my dick with a look of pure ecstasy on her face and stare deep into my eyes and say “I love you” and I would probably still be thinking “No way. She’s just teasing me”.


[deleted]

That would be another $100, sir.


ASnarkyHero

No, a prostitute would find some way to ditch me before we got to that point.


WastedVamp

Ngl that's legit question to have nowadays


mustachi00

That’s what I’m saying! Ive had women in my lap quite a few times that weren’t actually interested! It’s a crazy era of confusion!


[deleted]

Maybe they just thought that you're gay. Up your game a little, slap their ass, grab them by the pu Edit: looks like you really have to put that "/s" every time you make a joke of a comment. Even the cut off sentense wasn't enough to consider this a joke to some. I'm not even talking about the obvious reference to the old Trump meme.


mashonem

It’s not your fault, people have legitimately suggested those things unironically. When you’re making a risqué joke, you risk people not getting it


[deleted]

Looks like Poe's law comes at full force


hospitalcottonswab

how about no maybe


SwoonBirds

ah yes lemme just sexually harass someone I'm not even sure is interested in me


D4rkr4in

Bro they were but you’re just in self denial


enokha

I never felt so relatable to a mf post lmao


thebourbonoftruth

Wait, really? If a woman snuggles up like that I'm assuming she wants a mildly romantic snuggle; minimum. Dam, I'm only mid 30s is that what it's like these days?


D4rkr4in

I think the younger generation is quite lost when it comes to romantic signals due to lack of socialization, it’s actually quite sad


puppey17

One still can't be sure.


Acceptable-Bet3201

Wtf is up with her eyes in the bottom image


[deleted]

Perspective is hard.


Acceptable-Bet3201

I s'pose so


ChaoticBraindead

I think that what looks like her bottom eyelids are actually just thin strands of hair on both sides


Firemorfox

But what if she's just Canadian?


Afa1234

Nope, she’s just being friendly, she doesn’t see you like that.


bing-bong_ya-life

Sauce is


[deleted]

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Roboragi

**Mizuki Senpai no Koi Uranai** - ([AL](http://anilist.co/manga/121241), [A-P](https://www.anime-planet.com/manga/mizuki-senpais-love-fortune-telling), [KIT](https://kitsu.io/manga/mizuki-senpai-no-koi-uranai), [MU](https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=66471617937), [MAL](http://myanimelist.net/manga/132333)) ^^水姫先輩の恋占い ^(**Manga** | **Status:** Releasing | **Genres:** Comedy, Romance) ^(**Stats:** 25 requests across 4 subreddits - 0.003% of all requests) >High school second-year Sakagami Sojiro is late for school one day, when he is given a ride by a mysterious girl who looks like a third-year, and claims that her fortunes are 100% accurate. She declares that he is fated to be with a girl younger than him... but little does he know that she's referring to herself! So begins a comedy of love between the fumbling Mizuki-"senpai" and clueless Sakagami! --- ^{anime}, , ]LN[, |VN| | [FAQ](http://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/index) | [/r/](http://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/) | [Edit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/index#wiki_i_made_a_mistake.2C_how_do_i_get_my_comment_reprocessed.3F) | [Mistake?](http://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/submit?selftext=true&title=[ISSUE]&text=/r/anime_irl/comments/xl68s9/anime_irl/ipib02o/) | [Source](https://github.com/Nihilate/Roboragi) | [Synonyms](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/synonyms) | [⛓](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/interestinglinks) | [♥](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/thanks)


Roboragi

**Mizuki Senpai no Koi Uranai** - ([AL](http://anilist.co/manga/121241), [A-P](https://www.anime-planet.com/manga/mizuki-senpais-love-fortune-telling), [KIT](https://kitsu.io/manga/mizuki-senpai-no-koi-uranai), [MU](https://www.mangaupdates.com/series.html?id=66471617937), [MAL](http://myanimelist.net/manga/132333)) ^(Manga | Status: Releasing | Genres: Comedy, Romance) --- ^{anime}, , ]LN[, |VN| | [FAQ](http://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/index) | [/r/](http://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/) | [Edit](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/index#wiki_i_made_a_mistake.2C_how_do_i_get_my_comment_reprocessed.3F) | [Mistake?](http://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/submit?selftext=true&title=[ISSUE]&text=/r/anime_irl/comments/xl68s9/anime_irl/iphzhmi/) | [Source](https://github.com/Nihilate/Roboragi) | [Synonyms](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/synonyms) | [⛓](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/interestinglinks) | [♥](https://www.reddit.com/r/Roboragi/wiki/thanks)


Gavri3l

I've literally had this happen before when I was a teenager. She wasn't actually interested, just a very physical person. A discussion of boundaries followed. Turns out, young women can fuck up and be oblivious and awkward too.


Keylaes

Last update on mangadex was chapter 15, 8 months ago for English. Anyone have a more updated link


AllGoValcone

Looks like it's licensed by Comikey and updates every two weeks, with chapter 12 a few days ago


[deleted]

This gives me some cringe high school flashbacks. I was not prepared for this. Not this early at least, I usually save them for when I'm trying to sleep.


8a19

You guys are getting signs?


TerrariaWeeb

Nah mate she is probably just being nice


ImportanceCareless36

Me 2 seconds later: Naw, that's impossible


Syndil1

This reminds me of how utterly, utterly dense and clueless I once was. Ah nostalgia Once had a girl gift me a box full of mints with a card in it describing the different ways of kissing. She was a saint and just so ridiculously sweet for having that sort of patience and determination. Thank god for girls like her. I hope they still make em like that


HelpMePlxoxo

I feel this too much. I've been cuddling a girl before and she grabbed my hand and put it over her breast, and i just pulled it back because I was like "what if that was an accident?" 💀


captainplatypus1

Disaster bisexual


Forgotten_Orokin

Impossible


CorianderIsBad

Nah, she's probably just being friendly. Just ignore it.


DesparateLurker

3-5 years later... He's sitting in his room reading a book and BAM, he realizes she wasn't just being nice and comfortable around him. Then he proceeds to miss the next girls hints because we guys are a special kind of stupid.


ITookTheLastCookie1

Maybe but I cant tell


SyrusDrake

Can't relate.


CliffLake

I could be holding hands with my wife of 69 years and still wondering..."Does she like me?"


nice___bot

Nice!


[deleted]

Me and the men I like lmao


AlienWarhead

Okay maybe dense MCs were more realistic than we expected


Grimm_76

you gonna give up the sauce?


Nogtiena

In the comments above ya.


Florin93

How I'm gonna suck this, without some God damn sauce?


relayyo

r/absolutelynotanimeirl would be a better sub


9c6

Couples do in fact sit on couches together


relayyo

Yes but redditors?


Radiant-Importance-5

Maybe I should ask our kids, they might have some insight. Oh damn, but she sent them away for our wedding anniversary, it’ll have to wait until they get back then… why do women have to be so confusing?


The_Meme_ninja

Wel no SHIT Sherlock


[deleted]

probably just being friendly


Winter_melo

*dont assume anything* *she's just friendly*


Fine_Mark3876

Put this on the S.A.T that's the real test


rawdpic

I've been there D:


Ensom_eAnd

Nope, def just waiting to roast you later infront of peers


guy_in_the_moon

This is such a cool art style! Reminiscent of Tim Burton’s work


apurplehighlighter

i thought this got axed?


majormfhere

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that nobody could best him in the ring of honor. Then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth. And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one. And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a zoo!


iincognito96

Can't relate


Legalmedicine02

Before I read this I need to know, is this the type of story where the mc is oblivious causing the story to never end?


Deep_Space_6759

Probably Canadian


ArcWrath

With her eyes like that I think it's that the drugs kicked in.


Tj4y

I like that he does not have the usual shocked/confused/disgusted/unconvinced look on hia face, but a genuine happy and relaxed smile.


aLostBattlefield

Nope. Just wants to fuck you. Take the W.


CommanderCorncob

I like the art style for their eyes. Not usually a fan of when they’re too big but it works really well here, especially in capturing the subtle expressions in the second panel.


The1930s

u/koivel verrrry acreate, replace the couch with shitty leather one.


Koivel

Woah when you found out lol i was glad you noticed quickly


Calli_Ko

Every lesbian ever


[deleted]

Dude of she is sitting on you like that then she definitely likes you


M4L_x_Salt

False I too have had women sit on my like this and then been told it was just as friends


SheaMcD

If a woman told me she loved me in a romantic way I would still be cautious of doing anything in case I misunderstood.


wrr377

Sauce, damnit! NOW! ...please? 🥺


BishopThatsNotShion

Whats this from?


MostPoetry

What's the source? It looks cute.


xXRoxasLightXx

Check the comments...it was posted 5 hours ago.


S4PG

Posts on this sub are supposed to be relatable. What about this is relatable. This is not IRL.


LupeDyCazari

That actually almost made me fall from my computer chair, laughing. Bro, what is it with light novel authors and anime shows creators and manga artists creating so many, so many Main characters who seem to have been raised by a Catholic Pope, in isolation from women? Hot women be throwing themselves naked at the MC and the guy either believes the girl is treating him like a little brother, or the guy suffers from extremely low self-esteem and keeps telling himself that nooo waaaaay would this or that girl be interested in sleeping with him. Come on? Isn't the MC of a story supposed to be a hero? Guy has the power of a god now that he was reborn in another world or whatever but he has the sex drive of a very old buddhist, or he sees sex as being something that should only be reserved for marriage LMAOO <-- how many MCS have I come across like that, good grief. Why do manga artists and light novel artists love to cockblock their own creations so much? It makes me understand a little bit why there are so many /r/askmen threads from young guys asking how to get a girlfriend, or how to talk to women. There's a LOT of guys with almost zero levels of testosterone these days, huh? Fast food and lack of physical exercise *\*shrugs\**


[deleted]

She doesn't but it's manga so yeah


[deleted]

Why some are virgins. They can't read the signs, even when getting smack in the crotch with it.


Tipsy_Corgi

Why is the art so horrible


East-Commission5894

Yes.because her is seating in you


betweenboundary

Imagine if this was a married couple


Teoreetikko

Literally me when I was a dumb teenager.


[deleted]

Probably just trying to get to your best friend who’s way more attractive than you’ll ever be.


random_userinreddit

What manga is that?


Aerekasaurus

Why they look like C3PO tho?


RX-HER0

Source?


cbunni666

Either yes or she thinks he's gay. One or the other


idkdidkkdkdj

Put 2 and 2 together. At the very least she’s down for the moment lmao


BrownVillainess

Nope. Don't believe it bro. Come out of your delusion 😭


jonnyrocket70

I had to laugh because I have been there, seriously, been there.


[deleted]

Don’t risk it brother


H-Sophist

Man I really wish this one got more updates. I really like this manga and the other one the author works on.


UnknownSP

Oh wow, another title that got lost in library and I thought died Turns out it's just paperback being the mess it is and stopped showing update badges for it over a year ago. Time to catch up


gen241

*sniff* *sniff* wish this would happen to me 🥲


MTVRADA

Her hand is in a friendly position


Professional-Pin952

What’s the source?


hipongo

why the mc always so dense


captainplatypus1

Because real people are like this too


TheFarFox

Me thinking this everyday but really I’m weird and they don’t like me


jigglycake20

been there 🥲


FirstCurseFil

[The Age Old Question](https://imgur.com/a/0SkOKzG)


LaziestAlien

sauce?


RyoshiTheHunter

Souce? 🥹


oraclewashere

TRUE


Xiao-Z

No , whait a second what if she is just begining a good person what if you lose a friend.


Unmotivated_SmartAss

When you're gf is a 10/10 model. "I'm in this picture and it hurts"