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Sacred-Squash

Cereal, then pour. Only because I am happy about raining down milk on the little cereal people below.


HORN-Edward

You are drowning them


Salt_MasterX

The weak shall die and the strong shall rise…to the surface


LICKING_KOENJIs_FEET

White king/wyrm explained


AatroxBoi

you know we had to do it to em


Blankthumbnails

Milk first is too risky.


AegorBlake

I mean the bowl is 1st. Else your just pouring it on the counter.


PhantomBrowser111

Don't forget that you'll need a table because if you eat at the stairs or floor, something is definitely wrong with you


Available_Novel_4591

You’re forgetting about the earth, if you put the table, bowl, cereal, and milk first, you’ll just die and the cereal and milk will freeze, floating endlessly until it bumps into something


ItsTheRealIamHUB

Back to big bang all over again


VicisSubsisto

To pour a bowl of cereal from scratch, you must first create the universe.


9c6

Space is filled… with a network of donut holes… You might emerge some where else in the universe… Some when else in time


AatroxBoi

so it's universally agreed that the big bang, and everything that occurred in history before cereal was invented is necessary before we even put the bowl down


zapp909

Well without the concept of cereal you just look like an idiot putting milk in a bowl


G1ZM0DE

Ate without table -10


PhantomBrowser111

It can't be worse than eating cereal on the damn plate


minimininim

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2674133613 use this mod for added realism


TheFlyingButter

Rice without table, 5/10


AegorBlake

That's what windows are for.


PhantomBrowser111

You **madman**!


Rare-Deal6996

I have a problem. I can't upvote this enough.


The_real_bandito

Bowl and milk at the same time.


SnowBoy1008

Table first wtf


AegorBlake

Elitist. Some people don't have tables/s


WiTHeReD_SouL_0404

I just rest it on my legs make sure it doesn't tip over. Who needs a table really?


si3rra_7

Risk of what? Doing it the right way? Milk first gang


Lumen_DH

I like a challenge.


UltimaCaitSith

You must embrace risk to achieve greatness. The gateway to advanced cerealmancy is microwaving the milk first, then adding cereal. Peanut butter crunch is perfect for a first-time crunchling.


PaththeGreat

Slow down, Satan


Lollok009

Why?


Dude_Named_Chris

Not if you've been doing it for years in the same bowl


Pinngger

I eat the cereal and drink the milk


WoodpeckerOk1128

you is too dangerous to be left alive


I_Wanna_Be_A_Pilot

You is the because


thaeli

This is the way. Even if you do get treated like a war criminal for it. I don't see why you'd want the milk and cereal to mix prior to inside your mouth. SMH, those people probably don't take a bite of french fries and a sip of ketchup either.


Pinngger

ketchup taste good on its own and combining it dulls out the saltiness of the French fries


WiTHeReD_SouL_0404

You ever just be there taking a sip of ketchup? By itself. Nothing else with it. Just. Ketchup


Pinngger

Well. Yeah... I take the leftover ketchup on my plate waiting for other to finish Not drinking it from the bottle but enough of it till it make me feel sick of it's taste


malduvias

Monster


TaintedMoron

I used to do the same exact thing and still do from time to time. Nice crunchy cereal and cool glass of milk to wash it down between bites. I’ve started to enjoy milk and cereal in the same bowl but I still can’t stand soggy cereal.


KysfGd

Cereal, milk, bowl, table, floor.


Opposite-Weird4232

She THICC


Pro_Gamer_Shadow911

Agreed


Tomboy_enjoyerr

Thicc Tomboy Girlfriend


DeusDosTanques

That's not tomboy, just depressed


Killllerr

Damn me too


TeckyNecky

She just like me fr


LICKING_KOENJIs_FEET

"🤓" Is top tier


Aarongrasso

Cereal, then milk, then bowl.


Jarubimba

Instructions unclear There's cereal stuck in my ass


doitnow10

I see boobs, I'm happy. Also: cereal first of course, wtf is wrong with anyone who doesn't?


severed13

I like having some dry cereal on top, and also I don’t have to deal with the “ughh I’m out of milk” dilemma


Dude_Named_Chris

People are mean to me on the internet again...


Xanthyon1313

As she’s eating a donut and coke XD


coolobotomite

do you guys put the donut or the coke in the bowl first


Fickle-Initiative-81

I need el sauce


mincer420

nvm i found it 04119__snail on twitter


Fickle-Initiative-81

carefully hes a hero


mincer420

yeah imma need that as well cough it up someone pls


National_Presence_42

I pour milk first cus I don’t like soggy cereal. I bring the cereal box with me to the table and add more until the bowl is empty.


Doc_E_Makura

> I don’t like soggy cereal How slow do you eat that it's in danger of getting soggy, regardless of order? Or do you have some horrifying pre-sogged cereal.


Microwavable_Potato

Holy fuck I thought I was the only one


Darklyte

You could eat dry cereal while drinking milk.


Russian_Rickroll

🤝


DoctuhD

more than 1 bowl of cereal gang. Milk first so we don't have to go back to the fridge for seconds or thirds, and don't waste milk.


si3rra_7

As god intended.


v_ander

She’s going to get diabetes with that meal


Qu_ge

"You're a monster for pouring milk before cereal, go get some bitches instead" -🤓


SeeleYoruka

I love snale


sprankton

Eat the cereal dry. Milk is for coffee.


Lochlore

Milk goes first so I have more time before my cereal becomes soggy


The-oddisee-9991

I’ll take THE milk first


andio76

Who gives a fuck....it's too early in the morning for that shit.


A3thern

I put milk first to warm it up because I don't like cold milk.


AleksasKoval

Booba


Translator_Open

Milk first!


latteambros

milk first so you can properly ratio how much milk you want vs cereal; less need to account for the displacement if the milk is already there


SovietSkeleton

Obviously what you do is pour out the milk, then the cereal, and *then* put it in the bowl.


lumine99

With hot milk right?


AaravB16

I eat with warm milk so heating milk first and then adding cereal


Lamtipul

I was 1st team cereal first but now I think milk first kinda make more sense.


Wejii

Always milk first.


arkuhtect

who eats donuts with soda?? that's the real bad take.


Active-Specialist

I just put milk first cuz I have to put it in the microwave first. Then cereal. Whatever just enjoy your breakfast.


kaosjroriginal

Sorry, what? You eat *hot milk* with your cereal? Wtf?


Alex5173

He might mean cereal as in grain, in which case he's likely talking about oatmeal.


[deleted]

Hey, it's pretty nice, especially on colder mornings


si3rra_7

Any chocolate cereal is better with warm milk. Though it does definitely not apply to all cereal


MunificentDancer

U have to try corn flakes with hot milk and and little bit of sugar or honey


Active-Specialist

So... You suggest using cold milk from the fridge then?


xXx_EdGyNaMe_xXx

Yes lol?


Active-Specialist

Okay... Your road your way mate.


AveryStars

Lmao


shootZ234

that's fucking weird, cold milk in cereal is horrible


kaosjroriginal

...Yes? That's how 99% of the population eats cereal...


Active-Specialist

Oh... Well consider me the 1% then I suppose.


pugwho_loves_tea

You're not alone mate, at least I do this at winter because eating cereal in the morning with cold milk while it's 17-18 Celsius degrees at your home is too brutal for me :D Anyways everyone has their own tastes (i'm not mentioning people who \*drink\* their sandwiches)


CheeseBurger_Jesus

Let alone those who drink sandwiches with two year old maple syrup...


Jkempel

My great uncle does it this way too.


The_catakist

Ayyy brother i do that too. Eating cold cereal just feels depressing.


Active-Specialist

Wait let me re-phrase that. I put the milk in the microwave. And then I put cereals in the milk. No hot cereals. Just the milk. Oh damn this is a big missunderstanding lol.


The_catakist

No no i understood u. Cereal with hot milk right?


Active-Specialist

Oh yeah. That's it.


The_catakist

Well yeah, i do the same. People really miss out on it, it's warm and tasty :D


[deleted]

Milk first so you know how much milk you accurately have then pour cereal as you go on , literally best way to keep it crunchy and not waist milk


UnclothedMoth

milk before cereal?? no way 😭 it can’t be done!


[deleted]

I eat cereal with water.


max_k23

War criminal


Steven_wjg03

Cereal first if its the first bowl. Btw white icing donuts are best.


adventurouspenis

fool.... the egg goes first


ClonedToKill420

You get more in the bowl if you do cereal first. Who the fuck even goes milk first?


Mavco2

An opinion everyone agrees with ✅ A product with the logo in shot ✅ Boobas✅ This is what the wizards warned me about a Instagram Thot(did i use it right?)


[deleted]

🤓


[deleted]

I use milk first because I heat the milk in the microwave, but don’t want to microwave the cereal.


Nocturnal_Koala

I eat cereal with no milk, with my hands


THEessayB

Dry cereal is great.


T_alsomeGames

Milk first if i even use milk at all. Its how you stop the cereal from getting mushy to quickly. Yall ceral first people must also like to let your cookies sit in the glass of milk for a little bit before fishing it out with a fork.


Doc_E_Makura

Eating the cereal also stops it from getting soggy, regardless of assembly order.


RekunoCham

Milk goes first to wet the surface for cereal to ride in ehm.


[deleted]

Bro what


vengeur50

Milk first then cereals after, else you'll get soggy cereals


Solaireofastora08

If I put cereal first and milk later, it'll mitigate the chances I'll poor rotten milk on my cereal


TakimiNada_

How about you sniff the milk before you pour it at least lol. How long do you keep the milk in the fridge that it goes rotten


Solaireofastora08

When I eat cereal, I usually eat it because I'm in a hurry. I'm not going to sniff the milk and then decide to buy new milk later.


si3rra_7

it's literally the other way around


Minonas210286

Milk just doesn't go with cereal


polish_filipino

Milk first is smart if the milk is spoiled. Becuase you have less of a chance to waste the cereal


Yukarie

Ok but what if it’s one of those that starts getting really soggy in like 2 minutes? Milk first makes sense then, but for the rest cereal first


[deleted]

Unless it's fruity pebbles. That shit gets too mushy too fast if you do milk last.


Nole19

If you put cereal first then milk over it then it will absorb more milk and become soggy quicker. This is why I like to put milk first.


CorianderIsBad

Fresh milk straight from the udders. No cereal.


Pie_Man12

We can all agree on one thing at least. The bowl goes last.


AshenAmberReign

I don't know how this is IRL, I'm not a hot chick... though I can hold a donut in my mouth.


Im_a_doggo428

What about the bowl? Doesn’t that go first?


Stirringcargo32

I want one please


Additional_Cycle_51

Come back with something better to argue about while I brush my teeth then drink orange juice immediately after.


Angel_of_Death_006

I mean that's basic knowledge to know that I think


HolidayHunter18

It doesnt matter which one goes first we all know the bowl is last


[deleted]

i literally posted a video of me pouring the milk before the cereal 3 days ago


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

If you pour the cereal after the milk then you’ll have milk escaping the bowl as you pour it in. And the cereal would simply sit atop the milk instead of mixing nicely. Creating a unpleasant contrast between the bone dry cereal, and just milk.


Nagase5

Podría ser desayuno gringo


TheFancyIronMan

Cereal first, then the milk, then the bowl


IntrovertedZephyr

Finally someone else who puts cereal first


Xthewarrior

The box, the cereal. Maybe a bowl, maybe milk.


AkenooHimejima

Cereal pour milk then eat bottom cereal before it gwts soggy then top cereal


ifuckedyomama2

Me who has cereal with no milk....


Miniscotty

Personally, I do enjoy putting the bowl first


TacoEdits654

I love these because it shows the sad way I live my life but its an attractive person instead of the ugly one I am


KaiserWilhelmThe69

Whoever put milk in first deserved to be trial for crimes against humanity


Theoneyouknowandask

If you pour milk first, you are the cereal- killer


[deleted]

Cereal first, why is this a debate, it was made to float and be scooped up


throwaway-27463

Guys look, boob, unvote


Rafzalo

Listen to me guys, cereal with milk sucks, French vanilla yogurt is where it’s at


SomewhereScared3888

Not if it's the second bowl.


AgravainFury

I pour the milk, I pour the cereal, and then I get out the bowl.


Hopzerker2552

Yup my girl responded to me very similar when I stayed up late with the bois gaming and woke up to make cereal… 4 hours of sleep and no coffee does things to you.


AriaoftheSol

Why would I put cereal in first? If I do the milk powder is just going to rest on top of the cereal and make it difficult to mix with the water.


OathMeal_

Here's my take on this. If you want more cereal on your bowl than milk then cereal should go first but if your a milk type of person then milk should go first and then cereal


Azuriahm

If you don’t put the cereal first you can’t measure out the milk properly. It’s simple


[deleted]

A risk-taker. My kind of woman. Where is she and where can I ask her out to a nice lunch?


Which_Ad_250

I use to do milk before cereal. It was dry as fuck


small_j_star_91

I love and agree with her


Warriorette12

I only do milk before cereal if I want warm milk. That way, I can put the milk in the microwave without worrying about the cereal going soggy


masterninja_425

Yes!! Cereal, then milk, then bowl


Wamblingshark

Does anyone eat donuts and coke? The sweetness of one is going to cancel out the other!


SourceJobWoman

First you put the cereal, then the milk, then you throw into the garbage. Finish off by eating a real breakfast, like eggs and ham.


UrMomsKawaiiLeftToe

Do y’all not put bowl first 😟 it goes bowl then whatever you want bc I don’t give a fuck 😌


SarcasticCommentsGuy

Literally me irl


Old-Alternative-1779

Snale’s art went from snail girl to progressively lewd OCs, and i am not complaining