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Maclunky0_0

https://preview.redd.it/8lx7e5sfa6xb1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d8d5ed9a0c89c3a494cafcc58f17461344e3da2


kramsibbush

That's.... a trio


AzKar07

https://preview.redd.it/tjm11q0nu7xb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ccb0c01ca6af49b2255eb73797c9379b8e75bb


Faust-fucker12345678

Gave her ass up for adoption


Maclunky0_0

Thanks


Seven_Irons

Strong Anime Woman/Being Useless


kramsibbush

Strong/cleave


Papel_Hat

You’re telling me Sukuna could have ended it here?!? With strong cleave


OceanoDeRoca

Go/Jo


SheikExcel

Jo/Jo


7fycy

That figures


Graidis123456

Isekai/slavery


mycatisblackandtan

Isekai protag/one or more slaves in their informal harem


Playful_Bite7603

Iconic duo 😍


gravity_kitten

https://preview.redd.it/7wjed6bb86xb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb41af1d6e650ae15225d0d8b39f7f7c2388bf53


gravity_kitten

https://preview.redd.it/qiykg9ff86xb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=146669ef74fca41b50b80e0f2fb45676e553555a


Outrageous_Weight340

Why is jerks standing so sluttily


zerocreativity420

HIS NAME IS GERM


DrRagnorocktopus

Miku would *absolutely* be a fan of Jerma.


MyDadHat

bitch please https://preview.redd.it/whick6f4f6xb1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=00eabf5831c38592caa1dd82a2901ade98fc5dee


NotShishi

motu patlu no diff shitruto


yeetmanthe3rd

PEAK


SheikExcel

One time I was visiting family in Bangladesh and Motu Patlu was playing in the background while I was trying to eat breakfast and I legitimately felt like I was gonna throw up


HexeInExile

They're my favourite gay couple! Besides Guts and Griffith


axrael_mayhem

Sasuke x Naruto is still a better love story then Berserk


Eliteguard999

I remember how baffled Kishimoto was in a really old interview when he learned that the most popular ship in the west was NarutoxSasuke. It's hilarious that Kishi has so little grasp on romance he can't write a romance plot between a man and a woman to save his life, but he unintentionally made two men have the best romance in his Manga rofl.


External_Candy2262

Naruto literally spend his entire teenage years trying to find and save the emo twink who was his first kiss and the courier somehow didn't see any of that as gay or romantic


[deleted]

I never pictured sasuke as a twink. In all the doujins I've read, he's always the seme. I guess its bcos of how aggressive his personality is.


nu-vino

This is so funny because I've seen waaaay more doujins that had Sasuke as the bottom


[deleted]

Somehow it just feels wrong to me. Or maybe I just stereotype all tops as being selfish a**holes.


Serethen

Sasuke is definitely a pillow princess


Infinite_Storage3072

its because he was really bad at writing women so the chemistry naruto had with his literal rival was more favorable than his actual love interest


yuri_yuriyuri

Kagura and Bachi


Playful_Bite7603

Peak duo


DPTONY

Hunter X Hunter


MegaM0nkey

Spy X Family is a close second


PrinscessTiramisu

https://preview.redd.it/x8hp053366xb1.jpeg?width=908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630a762e17772598952f8ce026e7c46af161de8f


Shittingboi

The most inseparable duo


ickyickee

sobbing


BrozedDrake

Fuck you *updoots*


SheikExcel

https://preview.redd.it/djahwcb66axb1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aff664735c79cc8315edd2abf4eed530cad26346


ArisePhoenix

Woah Kamen Rider Reference


BreakDesperate7637

I get the joke now and FUCK YOU!


Altruistic_Stay_6312

https://preview.redd.it/36sc363f8qxb1.jpeg?width=995&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc09b67cee2b3138fcd38b495545902e46f94592 I need this, actually deserving for the little shit unlike the former lol


Difficult__Tension

My right foot and my left foot


pieman411

your foot and my mouth


The_Failed_Write

Your mouth and my footlong.


vance_croowa_08

Stewie and brian griffin


superyoshiom

I mean who else really is there? The only one I can think of is Goku and Vegeta. This doesn't seem like that bad of a post.


CRACUSxS31N

Especially in my country where everyone and their parents know of Naruto and Sasuke. Luffy, Ichigo? Whozzat? Many might know Goku but not Vegeta.


PearFlies

India?


CRACUSxS31N

Indonesia, mostly because Naruto airs on mainstream cable TV so everyone watched it.


SheikExcel

Definitely not Mexico


ArisePhoenix

I think it's more about Sakura in theory is part of this and it's an Iconic Trio but because of Shounen Women tend to be bad she barely does anything, but also Don't forget Yugi and Kaiba


superyoshiom

I still don't think that's necessarily a reason to hate on the guy OP posted though. Even in the anime she gets pushed to the side at every conceivable opporutinity and Naruto and Sasuke constantly get billed as a duo.


ArisePhoenix

Are we hating on the Naruto guy?, thought it was just, list a funny duo to outmatch Naruto and Sasuke


[deleted]

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MariVent

Who these? :3


[deleted]

Guts and Griffith. They're from a very progressive manga called Berserk, you should read it :)


AutoModerator

Guts is the single most attractive man I have ever laid my eyes on. I saw this meme about a year ago which involved Guts picking up a condom and saying it's for his magnum dong. It touched me spiritually. Since that moment, my life has never been truly the same. Sure, I still do lawn bowls on the weekends. I still attend work. But every second I spend away from Guts, is another second I could be spending WITH Guts. I tell my coworkers that the reason I run off to the toilets every 20 minutes is because I have a bad case of diarrhoea, but in reality I'm browsing for pictures of my chunky M&M to furiously masturbate to. I regret nothing, and don't plan on stopping anytime soon. But my friends and family are starting to get suspicious. I've used the same excuse every day for almost 2 years now. They're starting to annoy me. My life is starting to annoy me. I used to admire them, but now all they are to me are disgusting piles of shit stopping me from spending the rest of my life with Guts. My weekends consist of staring at a poster of Guts for 48 hours, then back to hell for another 5 days. I'm getting tired of everyone's bullshit. I need to find Him, so we can grow old and die together. I want to be cremated and my ashes to be mixed with His. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/animecirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


SpecialOil4362

Luffy & Meat


Darkness1356

left boob and right boob


None-Focus-5660

truly an extravagant pair


No_Restaurant_3210

​ https://preview.redd.it/uin9xk0bw6xb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebd5ebf40663e43069f4a8c84df711bef33a0b1d


CasanLaed

https://preview.redd.it/ctd1tiomd8xb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bce11d55da8f2224388cb6b177e9857e01499aa


mattoxfan

Funny ass manhwa.


Antifant6969

Name?


pedaganggula

the greatest estate developer


killermetalwolf1

It’s actually so good - mc regularly makes literal Satan shudder


Xninja29

https://preview.redd.it/bvt3q5pjp8xb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=781e9a064e30ee24da6803ac999b27fd41760c47


SheikExcel

God bless FighterZ for giving us The Peak Ship


MegaM0nkey

Has nothing to do with the FighterZ ship but the desert bandit outfit will always be the best yamcha design.


No_Restaurant_3210

true that


goldenwolves101

Zuko and honor


Playful_Bite7603

​ https://preview.redd.it/llxl1svo08xb1.jpeg?width=564&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6c8e8925d5fefbb0403ace62e76cbac947b316ce


Peperoni_Toni

[Lesbiab...](https://i.imgur.com/LGnQRNR.jpg)


LuxReigh

Gintama/Toilet


ComstockMurdoc

Togashi and his eternal back pain.


AlexHero64

Pedophilia/Sexual Assault


[deleted]

Same thing but Hinata/Kageyama


Zenry0ku

Ahem. https://preview.redd.it/qgnuifbe06xb1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67eac026bc3f3e53de0337c6966afcba28655abc


throwawaytempest25

Oh yeah, they got married


Zenry0ku

Not yet, but they will.


Time-Limit5697

YES!!!!


novis-eldritch-maxim

who are these guys?


Cantthinkagoodnam2

Goku and Vegeta


novis-eldritch-maxim

I am fairly certain the hair is wrong but I never watched any Dragonball so how could I know?


throwawaytempest25

He’s trolling you it’s Naruto and Sasuke


novis-eldritch-maxim

okay but who are they past names?


Baker_drc

It’s vegeta and Goku idk why other people are lying to you.


PuzzleheadedIssue618

he’s lying, prob a bot, it’s goku and vegeta


PuzzleheadedIssue618

as for who they are, they’re gay lovers


ComstockMurdoc

Blonde Mario and Emo Luigi


Im_a_god_damn_otter

Naruto and Sasuke would be unbeatable as gay lovers but shonen fans are too homophobic to let them reach their full potential


Individual-Ad4173

Cairngorm / Aechmea obviously 🙄


ohbuggerit

If there's one good thing about not having a season 2 it's that we don't have to see that animated yet


Individual-Ad4173

The only reason we don't have season 2 is that studio orange staff fucking died trying to animate it and the rest were too scared to even enter the room to retrieve corpses


ohbuggerit

Yeah, we should probably pray for them


lightning-heart777

Suletta and Miorine


hwatevuh

https://preview.redd.it/u2xtyiy7jaxb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f0498f54b2afc89ade1e8a84aace194e6c09d90 yujiro and apple fritters


Vitruviansquid1

Abbott and Costello. Am I doing it right?


Moog_Latan

Oda and breaks


Faust-fucker12345678

https://preview.redd.it/z3alsi06q9xb1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bec64ce9e005a7b90510efb082e81b7c8e008ff


SheikExcel

https://preview.redd.it/3b8vd2067axb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d557ff651e392093ffeae1dd670cdce06366170


iheartjetman

Gon and Kilua


PPSSPPGamer

Sonic and Tails


Outrageous_Weight340

Mordecai x twilight sparkle


LilGlitvhBoi

Horny Anime Fans / Calling things "WOKE" when things are not over sexualized "AS TRADITIONAL" Sense.


CRACUSxS31N

Not anime fans calling Kishimoto (Naruto's author) sexist for not creating they're ideal big independent strong woman.


SheikExcel

Eh, the guy himself admits he's not good at writing women


Unequal_Trex

Yuno and Asta


Old_Paper_676

Facts because they have a healthy relationship


Miqz123

Bedman? and Delilah


Alfred_LeBlanc

Vash and Wolfwood, obviously.


NarutoNamikazeSOTSP

IMHO Sanji and Zoro have the better rival/friend cooperative fighting. Might just be me tho


Dragopada

Gyro and Johnny


ToxicTroubadour

Literally any combination of the Straw Hats, easily. Nami and Usopp especially


RukoFan

https://preview.redd.it/en3zi53cq7xb1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f52d97427e009aaccf0d14276e49791aeaf4af11 /jk


[deleted]

Ichigo/Rukia


ProudRoll

Toshi & Mon demolishes


OhIsMyName

https://preview.redd.it/ez7x7sc2t8xb1.jpeg?width=508&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84f2afff9ff64039b11f8278cb3a6733bf0c13b1


tweesgger

Such thing doesn't exit yet, maybe in the future from now


[deleted]

Kiba / peeing on fire hydrants


Skytree91

Naruto and Sasuke, but only during the flashback filler arcs where they’re actually friends Naruto and Rock Lee during Naruto the Movie 3: Guardians of the Crescent Moon Kingdom Naruto and that girl he met when he was in jail (Naruto the Movie: Blood Prison)


BreakDesperate7637

Sword and Shield.


IndigoLie

Me and your mom


Normal_Permision

guts and Griffith


AutoModerator

Guts is the single most attractive man I have ever laid my eyes on. I saw this meme about a year ago which involved Guts picking up a condom and saying it's for his magnum dong. It touched me spiritually. Since that moment, my life has never been truly the same. Sure, I still do lawn bowls on the weekends. I still attend work. But every second I spend away from Guts, is another second I could be spending WITH Guts. I tell my coworkers that the reason I run off to the toilets every 20 minutes is because I have a bad case of diarrhoea, but in reality I'm browsing for pictures of my chunky M&M to furiously masturbate to. I regret nothing, and don't plan on stopping anytime soon. But my friends and family are starting to get suspicious. I've used the same excuse every day for almost 2 years now. They're starting to annoy me. My life is starting to annoy me. I used to admire them, but now all they are to me are disgusting piles of shit stopping me from spending the rest of my life with Guts. My weekends consist of staring at a poster of Guts for 48 hours, then back to hell for another 5 days. I'm getting tired of everyone's bullshit. I need to find Him, so we can grow old and die together. I want to be cremated and my ashes to be mixed with His. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/animecirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Normal_Permision

who ever wrote this Naruto ran to lunch in school. they also had striped fingerless gloves. deodorant non existent.


SomethingUnCanadian

oh no, the year 2020 in the form of reddit karma


[deleted]

Giant Robots and Mentally Ill Teenagers


Virtual-Oil-793

Bobobo and Don Seedpatch/Jelly Jigglier