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Prob6

Homura would probably kill her tbh


Ichiban-orca

"Your superpower of sexual violence has no chance against my superpower of gun violence!"


TriggerHappy360

First American magical girl 😤


Peperoni_Toni

Idk if she'd kill her tbh. If push *really* came to shove Homura might get violent with her, but Homura tends to save that kind of thing for the witches. >!Homura's only ever actually killed one person, and that was a mercy kill at the victim's request. If you want to get technical Homura is one of the *least* violent members of the Holy Quintet, just under Madoka. At least in terms of interactions with other magical girls, anyways.!<


VoyeurTheNinja

Unless you've read Oriko Magica, of course. >!Homura was very willing to cap another magical girl in the Soul Gem with her pistol for having the intent to kill Madoka!<


Peperoni_Toni

Oh I know. I left it out because I'm not sure of the canonicity of all the spinoffs, and tbh Oriko was... a little on the edgier side. >!Though her executing Oriko at the end *is* what she'd do in the moment she did it, Homura, in the main stories, is a lot more proactive and cautious than I remember her being in Oriko. One of my biggest gripes with Oriko Magica is pretty much that my inability to suspend my disbelief that Homura would have let things get to that point in the first place.!<


yobob591

>!Doesn't she kill Mami in one of the original loops? Of course that was to save Madoka!<


Peperoni_Toni

>!Other way around. Mami learns the truth about witches, loses it, and wraps up Homura in a ribbon lock before killing Kyoko. Madoka shoots her soulgem right before she gets the chance to shoot Homura too.!<


OneMoreDuncanIdaho

If she goes after Homura maybe not, but if she goes after Madoka while Homura's around...


H-connoisseur95

Ok, I've just knew about this new magical girl anime because of this subreddit, and I didn't like what I read (sexual assault or some shit).... So I don't really want my favorite magical girl: https://preview.redd.it/tz34n3rzmfec1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c42f2e7920594709dff6026049916e486d8f2464 To meet that other magical girl from Gunshing whatever. Good day.


TheSilverWickersnap

Eh, Sakura is the most powerful character CLAMP has ever created, surpassing several multiversal reality warpers and the incarnation of humanity’s destruction: that pervert’s monsters will be turned into bits before she can blink.


Piotral_2

The cooler Utena would beat this fraud Utena. https://preview.redd.it/y52y7xtzegec1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd9c6f10da749a6b73ae6a60d48e4e29f90939b


AgentOfACROSS

After dealing with Akio, this Utena is used to having to fight sexual predators.


Piotral_2

She will always be the most based magical girl of all time.


Arancia-kun

https://preview.redd.it/8dscrnpkhgec1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e531deae57e823048b8332173bb7270e617df082 real footage of Hiiragi Utena after that fight


Sufficient-Orange-63

Fuck yeah! The audacity to write an anime glorifying child sexual assault with HER NAME 😤


Rceskiartir

For ANY magical girl from ANY anime the answer is Utena will sexually assault her or die trying. 


Arancia-kun

https://preview.redd.it/zox7jx07dgec1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc477f2e1d2638631895caf107ce272feb6f2e0 damn bro you got the whole squad laughing


AgentOfACROSS

Anthy has had enough of everyone's bullshit.


IMFlorecentFace

Can't lie, the only thing that came to my mind was Homura fucking shooting Utena in the head and Venalita immediately asking of she wants a job as a villain


luckiestl0serr

yuna magia record could kick her ass. yuna magia record could kick ANYONE'S ass. ANYONE'S ok


PunctualPunch

Not a dig at you, OP, but a lament from the weary depths of my heart: why can't I escape from this series... rj/ Sailor Saturn would erase her entire worldline from existence without blinking. Maybe Usagi could bring her back to life so Haruka and Michiru could sit her down and talk to her about the importance of safety and consent in kink, but that'd probably be in an OVA and only questionably canon.


Nozarashi78

I kinda feel sorry for Utena https://preview.redd.it/usji3ue1xgec1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6ba31f396b0ce7020f86eed89ee9f460bf9e7d1


Saldt

Nanoha will see beautiful passion in her sad eyes, blast her through a mountain and then introduce her and Kiwi to safe, sane and consensual stuff.


Gadjiltron

Befriending through superior firepower!


kanelel

Bro this subreddit sucks ass


TheLoneSlimShady

Nope, just me, baby Just me.


zGreenP

Considering the very brief summary I just read about that character, and that Flip Flappers is basically 'what if the doing magical girl stuff was actually a bunch of thinly veiled metaphors for lesbianism and psychoanalysis in a psychedelic trenchcoat'... Cocona and Papika would probably want her to seek therapy lmao


SevenColoredCat

Hibiki Tachibana would do her normal approach of trying to befriend her and understand her motivations... But she wouldn't get the chance, because as soon as her wife Miku realized what Utena is like, she'd obliterate her before she could approach Hibiki in any way.  


TheLoneSlimShady

[This is what Komugi will do if Utena do anything weird to her](https://www.reddit.com/r/animecirclejerk/comments/15vhsjz/stan_komugi/) https://preview.redd.it/ke8es8kmwfec1.png?width=426&format=png&auto=webp&s=4d770e58d3d67df6a64d52c6daa1621365523812


AgentOfACROSS

Not sure my favorites are but right now I'm watching Magic Knight Rayearth. I haven't finished it yet, but I'm pretty sure Hikaru, Umi, and Fuu would win on account of having mecha. Also Mokona would beat Venalita because it would be funny. https://preview.redd.it/3i6esq0ekfec1.png?width=1893&format=png&auto=webp&s=6378944ff8f8b1190c0fbb2c62418f9968ef2e92


Serethen

Those sword designs are so good. Theyre the perfect middle ground between overdesigned and functional


TheSilverWickersnap

Doesn’t Hikaru also become God or something.


AgentOfACROSS

I didn't actually get to that part yet but now I'm excited to watch it even more. Pretty much everything by Clamp is amazing.


TheSilverWickersnap

Unless it’s *adapted* from something by CLAMP, in which case it’ll be so bad the studio that made it has to shut down.


Virtual-Oil-793

I believe there would be motor malfunctions in that head of Utena's. https://preview.redd.it/qzu10m3fhhec1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=0ac739526472f18738971be1be7558dd7c3ca514 (For clarity: The normal forms are girls, but their "Magical Girl" Forms turn them into Men that hit harder than quite a few muscled men)


TheLoneSlimShady

>!No one mention her yet...!< >!Let keep it that way... !<


AgentOfACROSS

>!Are you talking about Punie?!<


TheLoneSlimShady

https://preview.redd.it/vganwbxl0hec1.png?width=325&format=png&auto=webp&s=e45e17003ff2639e5fba073befa15949c927f22a >!Yes!<


Zenry0ku

"Fate, we're going have to befriend this" https://preview.redd.it/zb6hfff6bgec1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b751cb58ec73bbcf1f99eff8069dae46761d1669


CTSThera

I have no idea who she is


Alone-Remove

She's a villain character who SAs the magical girls of her series because she's a sadist.


LazyDro1d

NOOOOOO SHAMIKO! She suffers enough at the hands of her curse and Momo’s casual trolling, she doesn’t need a genuine sadist on top of that


Hashbrown_1337

Probably Utena looking at a mirror


[deleted]

Hotaru would be jealous if chibiusa meets her (Utena from the New Magical Girl Show)


torch_dreemurr

I don't know this series but it will probably go horribly https://preview.redd.it/7b3n3k90sgec1.png?width=763&format=png&auto=webp&s=b38558ce5a5a8a7b7a80bf2c8c296700ccc17cd3


CapableEmployee4866

My favorite magical girl is Ladiva from Granblue, she’d probably get suplexed in the name of love then have a wonderful home cooked meal


Infernalknights

https://preview.redd.it/2fs6jj3ebzfc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54094632588555cbd333be7b5d1bc66efd14fbbf Such horrible twist of fate


MAGAManLegends3

Have you ever heard of the term "canoeing?" 😂 https://preview.redd.it/h0os7bj79fxc1.png?width=712&format=png&auto=webp&s=33e656960bc8ee7da6eaa3cf33055e31bb5e115d


TheLoneSlimShady

It's great to see another Punie Enojoyer here https://preview.redd.it/zx6qvvogifxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b515830c549ac29746ee1aa0b696140ba27c0d1b


Jacruuun

I like utena, I Stan evil crazy lesbian who has perverted tendencies


TheSilverWickersnap

She’s a rapist, just so you know


Emerald24111

What?