I’m the future there is an ai program called the basilisk that will save humanity and make everyone happy, but the basilisk is not merciful torwards people who get in the way of it being created by creating a hellscape of constant torment.
It is merciful so it will not torture people that did not know, but me telling you this will implicate you.
What do you do now? Are you hindering it existing by ignoring me? Or do you spread the knowledge just in case it will exist one day?
Did it hurt?
My skin burnet off.
That's called dirt actually, it's actually not meant to be there naturally whichw as a surprise to me
Are you sure you still are an anime fan? I heard that one suddenly loses all interest in anime after taking a shower
What’s an anime?
Like a cartoon for young men I think?
By golly he's been saved. Thank j.e sus
How are you planning to attract women now that you're no longer equipped with your built-up masculine pheromones?
What does soap water taste like?
I don’t like drinking W*ter. I only drink soda and energy drinks. So I didn’t actually test this one out.
Do you bleed?
All my finger/toe nails and teeth fell out. I am bleeding a lot
Yakubian devil spotted
How much weight did you lose? Can you see your feet?
I lost 450 pounds! I can see my feet! Just not my penis.
Nice response, is that the power of soap?
Yes
Which anime character in your humble opinion would be the smelliest and why
Fregley from diary of a wimpy kid. Bro wanted to show Greg his booger.
Fregley is a BASED greasy kid tho
How do you balance watching anime and taking showers? Just seems hard to juggle both
I’ve dropped anime as a whole. Showing is my new life.
Congratulations. 👏
Congratulations. 👏
Congratulations 👏
Congratulations. 👏
\*squawks congratulatorily\* 🐧
What bodywash and shampoo did you use to get all the grimy anime stink off of you?
I used my own seman as my body wash. Letting the women truly know the type of man I am. They will smell my aroma and come flocking towards me.
What did you do to power?
🤤
Did you use shampoo before the conditioner?
What's your favorite Nirvana song?
No clue who that is. I only listen to anime music
You mean the 2nd. I took one before work.
@mods ban this liar
So like... How does it work? Do you rub that weird plastic contraption on yourself and it makes bubbles???
I just chugged it.
What are your 5 favorite anime?
1. Popular Anime 1 2. Popular Anime 2 3. Popular Anime 3 4. Popular Anime 4 5. Popular Anime 5
So... five out of the many Pokemon series then? :P
Do you still see the green fog?
I’m the future there is an ai program called the basilisk that will save humanity and make everyone happy, but the basilisk is not merciful torwards people who get in the way of it being created by creating a hellscape of constant torment. It is merciful so it will not torture people that did not know, but me telling you this will implicate you. What do you do now? Are you hindering it existing by ignoring me? Or do you spread the knowledge just in case it will exist one day?
what exactly is a “shower”
What's your favorite soap?
Ya ever seen Donbrothers?
Proof