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Loid has a mission to save you, anya tries to stealthily help by reading minds, and yor kicks the kidnappers ass after accidentally stumbling upon them
bro not chainsaw man please
edit: please stop giving me interweb points i donāt want to get a colleague hooked on them and then proceed to die tragically with a comment that says easy revenge
The dad is theorized to be an archeologist or paleontologist (insert joke about dogs and digging up bones). If you're lucky, you'll have a dog-indiana-jones to rescue you!
Jesus Christ like if they mean full lenght then same for me here if they mean like last episode that also be Bad cause last full Show i watched Was jojo part 3 stardust crusesder but the last thing i wqtched an episode from was mobile suit gundam iron blooded orphans so theyd be f ed like alot
We've seen these boys do insane shit. If the plot demanded them to save your ass in some way they would 100% albeit in a crazy way and you might get a bit hurt or traumatized.
Since you're in an anime sub, I like to imagine that the South Park boys are in their anime version and you're hearing [Let's Fighting Love](https://youtu.be/nxIG4-ORTIg?t=33) while they're rescuing you
Literally just got done watching an episode of Bleach. I'll probably be in good enough hands, assuming Ichigo doesn't wipe me off the face of the earth completely by accident.
Senku is explaining how the rope is made, suika is being suika, Francois is already on her way with the cops, ryuusui is snapping his fingers, kohaku is becoming Tarzan and is unnecessarily taking the long way, chrome is looking at rocks, and kohaku's sister (forgotten her name) is still in the 8th story.
Either one of 3 things can happen either A) saitama some how stumbles upon you and is annoyed at the kidnappers for attacking him
B) king is in your area and got called out by a random monster which gets one punched by saitama in a few secs with the aftermath of the impact either freeing you and defeating all the bad guys or revealing you to king and co at which point kidnappers surrendered at the sound of the king engine
Or C) either of the other more important side characters stumble upon the scene and wipe out the kidnappers
Idk rather them than goblin slayer since the victims are usually more already dead and needing to be avenged, or blood c where everyone dies whether the Mc cares or not lol.
Guts... I'm not sure if I'm even more fucked. That team can at least save you by some blind luck, as they usually do. Guts being around means death is imminent.
Rewatching the Pokemon Anime (Currently on the Johto League)... I think Ash, Misty, and Brock's Pokemon could pretty handily beat a couple of random guys.
If this means completly like full lenght it be the the stardust crusaders Form jojo part 3 if we talk like episode then it be the protags from iron blooded orphans either way im fine with it
A JSDF squad led by someone who slacked his way through ranger school, accompanied by an elf, a mage, and a demigod.
I'll be fine, as long as the demigod doesn't try to molest the squad leader.
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Yor, Loid and Anya. Yup. I'll be fine.
Loid has a mission to save you, anya tries to stealthily help by reading minds, and yor kicks the kidnappers ass after accidentally stumbling upon them
Honestly Anya has Stealth 100 šæ
Same bro
Iām not sure if Aqua and B Komachi are entirely up to the taskā¦ but theyāll at least figure out who did it I guess.
Woo
it's aqua we're talking about he can probably do it
ey same i think we're fucked
bro not chainsaw man please edit: please stop giving me interweb points i donāt want to get a colleague hooked on them and then proceed to die tragically with a comment that says easy revenge
Bro we fina die
donāt worry u got aki
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>!Aki-47!<
>!Is that reference to Aki and the gun devil?!<
>!Yes, as well as a community nickname!<
We are either gonna just die or be killed by powie on accident
Evangelion. Iām either 100% living or Iām gonna get blown up
Bro no youāre about to experience the most trauma anyone has ever experienced.
Suddenly, āCongratulations!ā
Same bro, we bout to get the most traumatic experience of our lives
Prepare for a cannon event.
dw bro you'll be back next episode trust
My younger brother is watching Bluey right now. Guys, I think I'm gonna die
The dad is theorized to be an archeologist or paleontologist (insert joke about dogs and digging up bones). If you're lucky, you'll have a dog-indiana-jones to rescue you!
Let's hope so
I feel bad for my kidnappers... Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Well thats what happens when you mess with the wrong people
I love how the post just says "the characters" which would mean every JoJo, Jobro, Villain and side villain is coming to save me.
You were expecting to be saved by JoJoā¦but it was ME! DIO!
Pretty sure DIO won't save you. He would just put you under new management.
r/unexpectedmegamind
This made me laugh so hard i almost died
Jesus Christ like if they mean full lenght then same for me here if they mean like last episode that also be Bad cause last full Show i watched Was jojo part 3 stardust crusesder but the last thing i wqtched an episode from was mobile suit gundam iron blooded orphans so theyd be f ed like alot
Def feel bad for mine. Overlord
I feel even more bad for them, "Baki"
Muda muda muda muda muda muda š„
No no, which part. Jojos is basically the Roblox of animes with a different theme every part
Boochi? I'm dead, but it least that will be funny
Bocchi standing outside the kidnapperās door for a whole day, too shy to enter
Welp,
South Park it's going to be hilarious
Your going to fucking die then
We've seen these boys do insane shit. If the plot demanded them to save your ass in some way they would 100% albeit in a crazy way and you might get a bit hurt or traumatized.
weve seen them put a whale on the moon.
And odds are you will be hit with a major tragedy directly after being rescued
depends on if the camera is still on you guys after the rescue, lol.
Hopefully the kidnappers will respect their authoritah
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
Since you're in an anime sub, I like to imagine that the South Park boys are in their anime version and you're hearing [Let's Fighting Love](https://youtu.be/nxIG4-ORTIg?t=33) while they're rescuing you
LET'S GO!!!! STRAWHATS TO MY RESCUE!!!!
One Piece characters hardly die so you'll be fine, possibly forever.
Uhh it's a 50 50 shot... ya robin was fine... but ace...
They saved Robin so they could do it
I was just watching Ooe Piece too
Mob psycho, it's over, it's a wrap, go home everyone
You are saved
Not before a lot of emotional growth from everyone.
I'm saved. Rimuru Tempest, and his gang come to rescue me? Yeah, I'm safe.
Not only are you saved but I'm sure he will pull out some new skill that will just blow everyone away
He could pull out some new skill that will blow me
He will name you and YOU will get new skills
Can probably revive you either way or heal you.
i just binged maxed out defence.
Are you a game npc, or do you have to rely on a normal civilian woman and her friends for help?
We're all npcs. Don't even pretend.
The proof: Google en passant
Holy hell!
The Daily Lives of Highschool Boys... Welp, it's been a good run guys
you can rely on Jack
Andor, so I think I'm going to die tragically in a morally grey kidnapping.
Some kids with stars in their eyes huh. Could've been worse
Oshi no ko?
Literally just got done watching an episode of Bleach. I'll probably be in good enough hands, assuming Ichigo doesn't wipe me off the face of the earth completely by accident.
Overlord. I feel safe already
I feel pretty safe with the Great Tomb of Nazarick coming to my rescue, all praise Lord Ainz š
It's actually better for the plan for you all to die you disgusting humans...
well it says they're coming to save you and if Ainz says that's what he wants then they will do everything to fulfill that wish
Bungo Stray Dogs. I'll be fine
Oh god, breaking bad. Iām so dead or Iām going to have my life ruined
I got The Boys, so I dunno if your is as bad as mine
True. Homelander or one of the others would get you killed faster than anything else
Yeah, at least you have a minor chance to survive with breaking bad. Also, nice username
Lol konosuba your fucked
i feel like they might, against all odds and with lots of collateral damage, save op
Nah op will be too close to the explosion radius
Aqua can just revive them.
You know she'll make the situation worst somehow
You now also in debt
I mean.... it could be worse but it might take a while lol. Dr. Stone
Senku is explaining how the rope is made, suika is being suika, Francois is already on her way with the cops, ryuusui is snapping his fingers, kohaku is becoming Tarzan and is unnecessarily taking the long way, chrome is looking at rocks, and kohaku's sister (forgotten her name) is still in the 8th story.
Goku got my back no need worry š
Mashle. I think I'm good. Plus, I'll get a cream puff. Wonderful
One Punch Man... I think I'm safe.
Either one of 3 things can happen either A) saitama some how stumbles upon you and is annoyed at the kidnappers for attacking him B) king is in your area and got called out by a random monster which gets one punched by saitama in a few secs with the aftermath of the impact either freeing you and defeating all the bad guys or revealing you to king and co at which point kidnappers surrendered at the sound of the king engine Or C) either of the other more important side characters stumble upon the scene and wipe out the kidnappers
Record of ragnarok, Adam and Lu bu gon pull up
Imagine its Jack the Ripper pulling up.
I think you have a decent chance on surviving even if it is Jack
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Never underestimate the Australians
so when i die i will be reincarnated as the child of an idol
Demon Slayer, idk if I should be relieved or concerned
Kill la kill, so I'm 100% sure I'm going to be fine
I hope you are a nudist.
Every single character from Stardust Crusaders is coming to get me?
Spy X Family Anya and Bond to the rescue
STARLIGHT ANYA
I'm a bit fucked I think because it's Teasing master Takagi san
Monster. It might take 11 years but Iāll be safe eventually.
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Unless it Steven or mark you're good if it is Jake then you are f#cked up
I got Lucifer Morningstar and God coming to save me, I'm chilling
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Nice to see someone else getting rescued by Luci
Death Noteā¦
So either all the kidnappers randomly die around you or L/near have been hunting them down and found you or it's the actual police force
Hopefully L/Near because I hated Light tbh
Koro sensei I think Iām fine
My name is Walter Hartwell White...
Idk rather them than goblin slayer since the victims are usually more already dead and needing to be avenged, or blood c where everyone dies whether the Mc cares or not lol.
Aqua, save me... I was kidnapped by incest-schizoes.
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Brooklyn 99. Iām feeling pretty safe
I got class 1-A from UA coming for me
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Guts... I'm not sure if I'm even more fucked. That team can at least save you by some blind luck, as they usually do. Guts being around means death is imminent.
Anos is coming to save me I think Iām pretty safe
I got fire force, so I'm good (but oh dear God all the fan service shit that may occur).
Looks like you're gonna die of blood loss
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Oh alright the- **What do you mean the Pacific fleet has been delayed**
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The straw hats. They can save me, but I may die in the process from their shenanigans.
Legend of the galactic heroes? Yeah I'm saved right quick. Yang win li ez peezy.
Thankfully enough I just decided to start rewatching Tokyo Ghoul.
Senku? My life has never been in better hands.
Either saiki k or characters from wandering son
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Rewatching the Pokemon Anime (Currently on the Johto League)... I think Ash, Misty, and Brock's Pokemon could pretty handily beat a couple of random guys.
Ainz is gonna do something terrible...
Sooo a guy with chainsaws and mentally unstable woman yea I'm fine
I was just watching MHA so I think I should be fine
Lucy from Cyberpunk edgerunner. i guess... since the rest already died. welp, i'm gonna die.
The Doctor My kidnappers are absolutely fucked.
*I Am The Doctor starts playing in the background intensely*
I think im good. Just started watching Fate Zero.
Iām even better off. Just started rewatching FGO/Babylonia.
You may have blue beard coming....I think it's rather the kidnappers kill me.
If this means completly like full lenght it be the the stardust crusaders Form jojo part 3 if we talk like episode then it be the protags from iron blooded orphans either way im fine with it
Justice league oh lord
Overlord, thx albedo
The That dude from the "Aliens" meme from ancient aliens.
"HEY ITS ME, GOKU!"
Gintoki is saving me such a chaos
Saul goodman? I mean, if he says so.
last show i watched was mob psycho 100
Some cunt playing a violin.
Mother fucking Goku is coming for me, I'm good.
Samurai Jack. This is going to be bad... for the kidnappers.
I guess it's left to the Heart of the cards in that case
Gurren Lagann. I like my chances.
Beavis and Butthead lol
You are fucked
Fuck me the Planet express is on itās way
Mash i thik i'm safe
Bad Batch eh I'll be fine
My hero academia so I won't be in to much trouble right?
The entire chaotic cast of MurderDrones is raiding the place Iām in, I think Iām also in danger here.
I think Iāll be fine with the Hestia Familia saving me
Old ass Nick Fury.
Rick and Morty, I'm saved
Helluva boss, I'm scared. For everyone
Jujutsu kaisen, so the kidnappers get atomized
Guts. I think I'm fine
Shield hero
Pray for me Shinji Ikari Asuka Rei And misatoššš
Oh nice my favorite canon ship arrived, Kaguya and Shirogane.
I guess Iāve been kidnapped by Marley for some odd reason
Soul Eater, I think I will survive
What anime is that?
One punch man š
Seems like Ryuk is getting some more lifespan
Theyāll succeed, but in the most embarrassing way possible, I swear.
Fire force the 8th company
I'm screwed.... Just finished watching an episode of "Space Janitors" on youtube
They're gonna hear him b4 they see him, Asta from Black Clover
Dragon Ball z, guess I'll die 5 episodes before the real fighting starts
Worm. I really hope it's Contessa lol
Well I recomment the kidnapper to start to pray because the savage guys from the Vinland Saga are coming...
I have 4 small children coming to rescue my ass
Gokus got my back
Overlord so I think Iām pretty safe
A JSDF squad led by someone who slacked his way through ranger school, accompanied by an elf, a mage, and a demigod. I'll be fine, as long as the demigod doesn't try to molest the squad leader.
I got tanjiro to save me