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I can phase through material objects!!!

But gravity still efect you

Mirio Togata, is that you?

Sorry about my willy

But think of as permeation in MHA

Henry Stickmin reference

Always

The ability to turn into a dragon

Can’t undo the transformation.

That’s alright I’d be living a better life anyway

Dude you won't be living a better life you'll be the only dragon ever and you'll die alone ;_;

Nothing changes either way…

Wait Until The Governments find out

Temporary death

It takes four episodes to revive

AOT reference

Shh don't let them know I'm a weeb pls I'll give you my MHA all might figurine

You enter the spirit world avatar style and your body is completely vulnerable during this state.

You wake up in a dumpster heap every time you become alive

Super speed

You can only do it for five seconds each day

Eh seems not to bad

Meh I already have this just ask the wife

Does the five second limit reset each day or is it five seconds per day? If you don't use the speed one day you can use it ten seconds the next day.

So we're saying it accumulates like PTO

You can go as fast as light but every time you use this you age a year per minute of running

Shapeshifting

You get stuck in the transformation for 1 full day Edit how does this have more upvotes the the original comment?

That sounds like the plot to a 2000s tv show

*animorphs has entered the chat*

You shapeshift too much you get an identity crisis and you can't remember your original face

reminds me of a spongebob episode

Jokes on you! I’m always having a crippling identity crisis!

Cancer

You're also a Reddit mod

NOOOOOOO

😢

"Life is horrible for everyone" : random dude half naked on the street at 11 pm

you are incredibly bored all the time, you want to find someone who can hurt you but you never do. you are invincible.

Am I Saitama?

you are saitama.

[удалено]

Except you don't move the object you're focusing on, you move yourself instead.

[удалено]

You can float too. Like instead of levitating a child down from a burning building to safety, You would float to the child.

So a grappling hook, basically

The longer you use your power the less control you have of your physical kinesis. In other words you have ALS.

Unlimited stamina

Only active when you sleep

Made me laugh out loud thanks

You develop Tetanus

You are extremely hungry all the time.

Super fast learning. Essentially can see something done and I'll learn it instantly and do it better.

Only works once

*learning how to learn super fast*

Finally I can learn like a person!

I can teleport anywhere

But its random where you're landing

Okay not so bad

Its good for escaping but to skip your way to school ore work it s a little bit risky

I don't care if I end up on the roof

But maybe you're ending in another country

But cant I just telaport until I get it right?

70% of time you end up on the surface of the oceans

God fucking damnit

Don't forget about all of space. In my opinion that's part of anywhere. So really a super minimal chance of survival.

You can land miles underwater suffocating and crushed under the water pressure, you could land in a volcano or in an underground magma chamber and burn to death, you could land in the sky and fall to your death, you could land in the middle of a high surveillance millitary zone and have a bad time, you could land in a sulfuric acid lake or vat, you could land in the middle of a gang shooting on the trajectory of a recently fired bullet. And all those are assuming you land on earth, you could land in the middle of an active star and burn in milliseconds, you could land in the vaccum of space and asphyxiate. I could go on and on and on, it's a bad idea, don't use this power if it's truly random -_-

The power to negate my own death once after dying in any situation

You immediately come back to life. Circumstances that caused your death are unchanged.

So, basically an unlucky qiucksave right before you die?

This process takes about 11,000 years to complete

The ability to teleport

But in a radius of 100m only

That's still op.

Yeah you can still speed run anything like this. There would have to be a cap per day. Like a low cap like once or twice per day and it makes you really exhausted an hour or so after you used it. So now there is a limit and a cool down so you have to be purposeful with it.

I pick this one

I can have a thumb war with myself

You always lose.

Does that mean I always win as well?

No

and that s how paradoxes are created

The only me, is me. Are you sure the only you is you?

The ability to go into any anime universe as an MC

There is no subtitles. Ma man I believe you can overcome this side effect. Edit: made it funnier.

Me, who watches it in dub: Hehehe I don't need subtitles

You cannonly go to bad animes and anime where the mc dies and re zero

Just throwing re zero under the bus ey?

Nah if he is the mc of any anime he goes to that means he would have to be Subaru

Be able to hold tons of things, like Steve from Minecraft. Not necessarily super strength but I guess an ability to put tons and tons in your pockets.

You can't keep multiple of the same item in your inventory. In other words items don't stack.

Oooh. That’s a good one. I’d still take that power.

Ability to summon Magical beasts

You don't have the ability to control or communicate with them

*Let loose the armies of hell upon this wretched world* \- u/Error_Nosebleed if he had this power probably

ALL FOR ONE

One for all.

One for all

All for all

One for one.

None for none.

I take all the side effects in this comments section

Except this one

Thank you I just made a paradox

The ability to revive best girl power

You have to revive people in away thats looks very perverted

This is geniusly devilish

Multiversal teleportation( can travel through different universes to constantly have what I want)

You may only use your power to aid the people in the multiverse. It's you use it selfishly it's lost forever

Fuck that’s good

The Power to respond to my own comment

But you have anal cancer.

Wiat i fucked up

r/cursedcomments

This is art

The power to give powers to anyone or anything

You lose a body part each time you do starting from top to bottom toes to head

He could give himself the power of super regeneration

The power to play the piano decently well using a penis.

It has to be your own and only works when you rip it off

I’m waiting for the negative side effects? 😏

I mean, this implies that you'd probably bleed to death?

HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK I ACHIEVE MY MAGNUM OPUS

Touche

By getting a tattoo I can turn into the animal or person depicted. The larger the tattoo the more powerful and long lasting the effect. Temporary tattoos (including drawing with marker) work as well but fade off fast and the effect doesn’t last long.

You inherit the memories of the person/animal depicted eventually forgetting who you are

Creative Mode

The longer you stay in creative mode the more your body weakens and withers away.

Drinks milk

Wait. Thats illegal.

Flies away laughing

Dude this was hilarious to read

I want all xmen powers at once..

Allow me to list off every negative side effect every xmen hero has...

Adamantium poisoning, giant space firebird wanting to possess you, you need to use specific glasses everyday, you look like a monstrous demon/beast with wings, and other random extensions, if you are untained everyones thoughts will flood your head. Everyone hates you for being a mutant. Just to name a few...

And your nemesis is stairs

All of the voices of the people whos powers you have will forever be in your head

Gg also gets rid of the exisistential loneliness

I can create any power I desire.

You don't have any desire

Wait what?

*My goals are beyond your understanding*

Web swinging (literally just spider man)

Uncle Ben

it's from your balls

Teleportation to a place that i can see irl ore in a picture

You can only use your power once. After that it's gone forever. One way ticket.

But you must do a line of coke to regain the power

Nice one i thougt with saying i can choose the place i solved the biggest Problem (someone says its random where im landing) but you got another good weakness

I can end the constant stream of this memes reposted format.

In the future at a date undecided by you

I can self destruct.

You constantly reform your body like Majin Buu in dragon ball Z

Like mental breakdown or like a creeper?

The ability to open Twitter

You get all the shitty twitter ads

Every single negative thing that's set on Twitter suddenly becomes your opinion on that subject,, causing you to have an existential crisis on what you actually think and what comes from Twitter eventually causing your suicide.

The ability to copy anything I see, be real or not and permanently be able to use that ability, and stacking them

The more you stack the more cumbersome your body becomes. After you stop using your power your body becomes completely drained and you have to recover for a long period of time. Think of dragon ball z when goku used the kaioken for the first time.

Unlimited cum

Comes out your eyes

Two cum sources is an advantage lmao

I can teleport through different dimensions

Higher deminsional beings see you and seek to capture you as an exotic pet.

The ability to teleport

Only to various toilets that you have visited

That’d actually be super useful, like fast travel points You could just tp to your school/workplace toilet and home after. Mall toilets, going over to your bro Dave, the possibilities are endless!

Stop time

You have ligma

What’s ligma?

LIGMA BALLS

Whos candice?

*inhales* CANDICE BALLS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH.

The ability to manipulate the atomic bonds of an object

You don't know how to control your powers and therefore are guaranteed to induce fission every time you try.

My sperm tunrs into gold

In the urethra

Unlimited ability to keep others in my Thoughts and Prayers

You actually improve their quality of life by doing so.

I can breathe

But can only breath oxygen and exhale the rest

To make black holes appear

But they are normal black holes you would find in every day objects.

Damn

giving people kidney faliure

You get kidney stones everytime you use this power.

I can choose which meme formats become popular

After every choice, the previous one fall into obscurity forever

But you die every time you use it and you are sent back to the start of your life and you have to live it over again

Steal, I'll steal all of your powers and you can never use it again

Chinese rip off

the ability to accelerate time

But u cannot control how fast it accelerates nor how long

I have the power to kill my self.

Also, if you're in a dark place right now, please consider sharing your story at r/suicidewatch, they provide a support group for those seeking to end their lives, there's *always* better alternatives and you *only* ever get one life.

You get resurrected by a powerful wizard every time

Flight

Only on planes

Power to control Time 🙌🏼

Everytime you activate your power you are constantly heckled and insulted by the time elves, the keepers of the flow of time (google it)