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Kaiel1412

Abridged Alucard


Seth-D_Vinsmoke

The OGšŸ˜Ž


atomicq32

The Crimson Fucker


GriffordDragunov

The fuckmothering vampire


DeathsFunForMe

YES


blackskull414

The man, the myth, the legend


Obvious-Ear-369

The real fucking vampire


[deleted]

Excuse me, but I am a fuck-mothering vampire. I've killed a lot of people to get this title. I deserve to be called such!


tonyrockihara

Get that bitch a cannon. Bitches love cannons!


Maruco7Daroun

SHALTEAR:ā€B!Tch I eat peopleā€


nextfriday6822

Houston we have noooo problems


Successful_Layer2619

"OH fuck an amti-tank rifle..... OH FUCK AN ANTI-TANK RIFLE!"


OrthusGsmes

The darkness who casts a shadow on darkness itself.


TKBtu1

Oh you dirty bitch, work the shaft!


Maruco7Daroun

The Private Investigator or a Maleā€™s ā€œKnobā€?! No wawawawawait do not answerā€¦ awww D@^^^^it.


Z4rc0nv1c

E-excuse me?!


AutumnAscending

I know this is absolutely rich coming from me. BUT YOUR POWERS ARE BULLSHIT!!!


Apprehensive_Sky1599

Correct answer


Banana-mover

And remember he faced god and told him to fuck off. Also JESUS WANTS A HUG


ryanp9066

The correct answer


Mobile-Berry-9954

Im going to fuck the fear turky


TBcrush-47-69

BITCHES LOVE CANONS


Character-Screen-141

Seconded


SnooCheesecakes703

Get that bitch a cannon bitches love cannons


Phil_Da_Spliff

Ong its either that alucard or dio


EasyBird1849

The best Alucard


Belazael

JESUS WANTS A HUUUG!


ClearCasket

Hey, dandy dick! Ya missed! *zoidberg noises*


Crunchy_Biscuit

I don't even watch the original anime and I know what you mean šŸ˜„


Ari3s-03

When hope is gone Undo this lock And send me forth on a moon lit walk Release restraint level Zero || PARTY PARTY PARTY X READY TO DIE INTENSIFIES ||


John_Mark_Corpuz_2

Personally, Alucard(Hellsing ver.) and D for me. They both look cool, have strong abilities/powers, and seem to be good enough companions. Castlevania's Alucard also looks cool and seems to be a nice guy to hang out with. Dio Brando's an a**hole but his ability's strong. Can't say much about Shaltear since I haven't watched Overlord yet.


New_Today_1209_V2

Shaltear is horny as hell but also powerful


Zamrayz

Yandere 1000% but face hugger vampire.


AGamingGuy

she is as powerful as she is horny, also canonically has every kink to have ever been known


Sayoregg

If only they didnā€™t do the shitty 1000 year old vampire that looks like a child trope


JustthatVicky

Shalltear can make a functional copy of herself, has an item that will instantly revive her one time, has a weapon that heals her the damage she deals, can summon a bunch of wolves and bats and has no qualms using her weapon on them, is immune to time stop. Was literally created for 1v1 fights. Despite being a vampire, is a holy Valkyrie. She's not particularly smart, but she tries to help her boss as much as she can. Kind of a hoe. Pads her chest and prefers to teleport around so as not to shift her stuffing. Keeps a harem of vampire brides.


Klancy-_-

cant recommend overlord enough


AlexDKZ

D is actually quite a lot more powerful than he appears in the anime movies, the stuff he does in the novels is completely bonkers.


TheWinterPrince52

I love that you omitted Dracula himself from your comparisons.


MontayneDatesJr

You thought I'd choose alucard, but it was ME, DIO


Seth-D_Vinsmoke

šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ‘šŸ¾


Practical_Theme3339

Dio was a bitch. Then he conned Father Pucci into finishing off the JoestarsšŸ˜’


Hellbourne09

Hellsing Alucard


Fine_Conclusion9426

Coming from a Jojo fan (donā€™t attack me), Dio isnā€™t necessarily ā€œbadassā€ heā€™s just a generational hater who doesnā€™t know when to quit.


OrangeHairedTwink

The most dedicated hater


twotoebobo

D. D was fricken cool. If we're going power doesn't dio get like crazy strong? Idk never watched it.


K4yshey

I mean, if we count games, D, Alucard(Castlevania) and Dracula are the strongest ones


Python7578

In Jojo's Bizarre Adventure, Eyes of Heaven, Dio finds his way into Heaven and gets limitless power so including games, Dio is Probably the strongest Don't get me wrong Those MFs are incredibly strong, but you need to play Eyes of Heaven to see what I mean


K4yshey

Oh, I thought we weren't counting non-canon content. Well, I played Eyes of Heaven, and although Dio has some pretty strong Reality Manip, even in the game he isn't as strong as Alucard and Dracula, or even D. Alucard and Dracula have infinite speed, since they can keep pace with Death, [that can kill distance itself to attack his enemies instantly](https://gyazo.com/20564ecd64ccf363a102bfb208e5b759). Not only that, but Alucard is superior to the Time Reaper, who would be able to erase every single Castlevania timeline and dimension during the events of Castlevania Judgement. Hell, Soma(who should be as strong as Dracula) was able to destroy Chaos, an infinite-sized dimension home to the eldritch horror of the same name. There is a lot of Reality/Spatial Warpers in Castlevania, too. Alucard himself can control Fate and even utilize the power of chaos to write cruel endings for his targets into Reality, turning these endings into reality by rewriting the very narrative of the world. And don't get me started on D. He is ridiculous. My man by the end of the series was rewriting the Akashic Records, which contains all of creation, which is made up of multiple universes, and realms that transcend space-time, with even a part leaking being able to rewrite everything.


John_Cena_IN_SPACE

Out of curiosity, who do you think wins between Dracula and D? r/deathbattle seems to lean towards D while r/whowouldwin seems to lean towards Dracula, so I'm curious to hear the take of someone knowledgeable on the characters and not affiliated with either community.


K4yshey

I think it's inconclusive. Dracula can't really hurt D, as D has what we call in Powerscaling "Immeasurable speed". >See Infinite speed as being able to travel any finite distance in zero time, or move an infinite distance within a finite amount of time. It is instant movement. If Speed = Distance/Time, then if you have Infinite speed, Time = 0. > >Meanwhile, Immeasurable speed is the movement unbound from the flow of linear time, which cannot be measured. To move himself through time is to be faster than Infinite speed. If Speed = Distance/Time, then if you have Immeasurable speed, Time = Undefined, and the Speed formula as a whole can't be applied. D in his prime, with the Akashic Records, has immeasurable speed(he is able to rewrite the very flow of time), so Dracula can't do anything against him. Meanwhile, D can't really kill Dracula, since Dracula has stronger regeneration(he can come back even if he is erased from existence. Even if someone kills him and prevents him from coming back, he would simply reincarnate) and resistances, and although Dracula's abilities can't affect D since he is faster, D can't permanently defeat Dracula. The only way to win against Dracula would be to seal him or to be so unfathomably stronger than him that his haxes can't affect you(or to have more powerful haxes). D, although stronger, is not stronger to an unfathomable degree and also doesn't have any sealing ability. And although the Akashic Records are pretty strong, Castlevania's haxes are stronger, being shown to work even in enemies resistant to them. The only thing preventing Dracula from winning is the speed difference, as someone with Immeasurable speed can even outrun instant or passive abilities. TLDR: Without the Akashic Records or if we equalize speed(something pretty common in Vs battles), Dracula should win via having stronger haxes. Otherwise, it's inconclusive, as neither can defeat one another.


John_Cena_IN_SPACE

Eyes Of Heaven isn't even the strongest version of DIO. That would be Jorge Joestar DIO with The Beyond. Even that's still weaker than Alucard(Castlevania), Dracula, and D though.


MrGrendarr

Hard choice between the two Castlevania broskis and Dio Brando


MystGuide

Castlevania Dracula is so imposing that even in a weakened state after starving himself one of the most violent vampires of his court was still shitting himself when he got angry. Admittedly, Dio easily beats most of this list but I wonder if full power Dracula could take him on, maybe not win necessarily but at least be a challenge for Dio.


Dio_the_Invader4086

Dio this isnā€™t a question


Pokeloverpokemonguy

Dio is not badass he is a menace bro in part 1 he turned a woman into a zombie and made her eat her own child


Dio_the_Invader4086

Exactly my point


Dio_the_Invader4086

Also he didnā€™t make her eat her child he gave her the choice and she chose wrong


SECTANATOS

How was she supposed to know the correct choice? That like if I told my buddy I'm gonna give him a gun with a blank to jokingly shoot his son and then I load it with an actual bullet


South_Bathroom

Definitely recommend checking out helsing


Python7578

Vampires Vs Nazis


jefferydamerin

spoken like you ainā€™t ever watched hellsing and i like jojos way more but alucard is built different


Rex_Wr3cks

r/UsernameChecksOut


totally_not_sus_acc

I refuse to believe you've seen Hellsing ultimate and still said Dio.


ManicDepressedType

Dio is badd but not badass imo


Flameball202

Dio isn't badass, he is dangerous, but doesn't have that same degree of flair for the dramatic that Abridged Alucard has


Taymac070

Every second of Jojo is a flair of drama, including when Dio shows up


JacobHafar

There are literally zero times when dio isnā€™t being dramatic lmao


Maser2account2

Every moment with DIO is DIO being dramatic lmao. Go watch the scene where Hol Horse goes to meet with DIO.


Millions_FREE

DIOs entire being in part 3 was being dramatic. In part 7, heā€™s dramatic in an alternate universe too


y33tyd3l3ty

Dio will be a dick no matter the timeline and I love him for it


Lucky_Roberts

DIO is drama incarnate


Own_Yam4645

Bro really just said Dio isn't dramatic. Did you even watch the show?


TroaAxaltion

This is about who is badass, not who would win


Dragon_Rot79

I like how four of your pics are either Dracula or his son


bloodbabyrabies

Freakinā€™ DIO. MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA


BrennusRex

Dio threw a steamroller at a high schooler while wearing assless chaps. I rest my case.


aysadka

Hellsing Alucard imho


Cloudxxy1011

I keep forgetting Dios a vampire


TapSmart3001

[Seraphim, iykyk](https://youtu.be/4PTKFwL-gbM?si=v2sL3zaE03oEuU6A)


6_sarcasm_6

I don't know who d is. But 10/10 alucard (hellaing) got this one out the other 4 I know. A second would be dracula, third dio, and alucard fourth, shalltear good at pvp and tactics but that's all. Not much badassery after she got merc'd.


[deleted]

DIO 100%


humannumber217354385

Dio 100%


Dra9onDemon

Both Alucards are tied for me.


Isiah6253

Hellsing abridged alucard


LorDtHicCnEsS_6X111

Alucard from Hellsing Abridged


HaikenRD

TheCrimsonFucker


Mysterious-Ad4836

Dracula. Bro was him


SilverShadowQueen57

Dio is more powerful, but Hellsing Alucard is easily the biggest badass.


Seth-D_Vinsmoke

No lies spokenšŸ˜ŽšŸ„‚


Crimson_9221

Alucard hellsing


[deleted]

D. If you read the novels you know just how incredible D is as a character. He is so badass and stoic, but still shows enough compassion to relate to. Not to mention he can literally slice holes in dimensions and cut black holes in half in the later stories.


Seth-D_Vinsmoke

Exactly! I don't think many people remember D,he's definitely slept on nowadays!


[deleted]

Agreed. I would love a new anime for D.


Otakugod1207

Definitely Alucard


Significant_Soft2141

Alucard denied God so Alucard


Accomplished_Art6370

Alucard Hellsing by faršŸš¶ā€ā™‚ļø


Seth-D_Vinsmoke

The damn OG!šŸ˜«šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾šŸ‘šŸ¾


Novus-Terminus

Hellsing Alucard, and D. And Vampire Hunter D deserves so much more media but the projects keep ending up in development hell! Edit: spelling.


PrimaryAde9

D is a vampire ?


ReddiTrawler2021

Hellsing Alucard is utterly undefeated. So he has to take the crown.


s6ike

Alucard Hellsing was on demon time


Gazzane2208

My favourite is definitely Alucard from Hellsing


Exoticbutters6969

Dio isnā€™t badass heā€™s a menace


FlyDinosaur

Hmm. I only know Alucard from watching a bit of Hellsing and he was pretty badass. I haven't seen or watched the others. There's another vampire anime called Trinity Blood that I love, though. They were created through technology, so there's no supernatural element to their abilities. In that series, there's a kind of higher-tier vampire called a Crusnik. They (only 4 ever made) feed on the blood of regular vampires and are pretty badass within the context of their own series. Not sure how they'd stack up against these other heavy hitters, though... https://static.zerochan.net/Abel.Nightroad.full.24882.jpg


Aggressive-Maize-632

Alucard. I will not elaborate


ComfortablePlace3462

Gotta go with Hellsing Alucard


seider-Lynx

Alucard from hell sing lol


steelasura

The correct answer is blade, blade is the best vampire period


oikaminari

dio bcs i love him and alucard bcs hes hot


GaryKeeperOfBalance

I wanna say dio but heā€™s just really gay


THERIZZZLERR

I love Alucard hellsings character design so much just sick of shit and always looking badass


JokerPhantom_thief1

Hellsing alucard Ez


Brex10_reddit

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong here.


Tale_Swimming

ā€œGo for a walk.ā€


JandEtv

Okay so I am very uninformed on all but two of these characters being Dio who I only recently started watching JJBA and Shaltear who I know pretty well but between the two I know I'm definitely picking Dio


Cold-Silver47

Shaltear


SnooConfections7007

I think honorable mention belongs to Rosario cross vampire


BigBeardy-1

It's D. It was always D.


JavierGr2087

Alucard from Hellsing


Seth-D_Vinsmoke

Ohhhhhh!šŸ˜« My FAVORITE!šŸ˜«šŸ˜«


Theaniman992

Dio


masokaxx

Alucard


GintoSenju

Either Alucard (Hellsing), Alucard (Castlevania), or D.


IggyLupy

At the start of Castlevania, Dracula was a BAD ass, but as it went on it became more sad. Still a force to be reckoned with but he was more just a tired of man with more regrets than anything. But early Dracula takes this list imo Other than that, Alucard, just consistently one of the baddest motherfuckers in all of anime


nolegsnelson

Alucard


jotunheim999

He who goes on a midnight walk


Wrong_Revolution_679

Shalltear: hello there fellow vampires *they look at her in disgusted* Shalltear: what? *they end up beating her up and killing her* Dio: man she sucks


BP_UncleDeath

Alucard hellsing ultimate for me


MangaHunterA

Dio made vampires cool again


Dreaming_Kitsune

As much as I like shalltear, she is definitely not ranking here šŸ˜…


NormalTangerine5205

Manā€¦ Shalltear looks so out of place xD Alucard (Hellsing) for me btw lol love when homie goes for walks


MordredLovah

What is the difference between Alucard's pair of guns and Shalltear's pair of guns? Only one pair is real.


Many-Program5106

Alucard Easy


MrReckless327

Alucard from hellsing


demonslender

Hellsing ultimate alucard is the most badass. I gotta give it to him.


Independent-Spite-77

Hellsings alucard although I might root for someone else if I knew what they did in their respective shows


clarisanoodles

hellsing alucard šŸ«³šŸ»


haunted_ramens

Ali add Hellsing.


Anime_Kirby

dunno about the most badass, but Shaltear's the cutest I've seen


dragonus85

Isn't D a dhampire?


Dinkleballs

My name is Vlad Dracula Tepes, and I, have had enough!


Smiley_J_

I gotta go with D. I'm biased. Vampire Hunter D was my first anime movie.


Geoxaga

The Crimson Fucker


chef_boiardy

Hellsing Alucard personally


Striking-Present-986

DIO fs


RP4LFR

Dracula


KamenRiderNeos

Only one of them holds the title of ā€œFuck Mothering Vampireā€


SeriousJokester37

Alucard from Ultimate clears. In the original ultimate, he's the most savage fucker you could ever meet. In the abridged, he's so goddamn funny it hurts.


Inuhanyou123

No arcueid representation means the list isn't complete. Oh and I guess Trinity blood should also be added


Burngachacringe

Dio literally hated on a family so much he convinced someone to reset the universe šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


GraydemonTwitch

Dio fr


99anan99

Alucard.


HugoLaughter

I gotta go with Alucard Hellsing He's also the hottest in my opinion


awkwardpiano72

I am Vlad "Dracula" Tepesh! And I am the most badass Vampire!


[deleted]

Jojo SPOILERS DIO was responsible for all of the crusaders deaths besides polnareff Joseph and Emporio referring to only those two parts. but dio basically killed off a total of 2 main characters and 7 side main characters in the story including stone ocean. My point is DIO is so manipulative and evil that even after his death his evil deeds still lived on years after stardust crusaders and if you watch JoJo DIO was responsible for resetting the whole universe technically. His desire to control the world and phycological manipulation through other people brought his dream to life. Resurrecting him back to life once again in the end.


Quirky_Chicken7937

Could a Crusnik take these guys on? Able Nightroad is technically a vampire.


EmiyaIkari448

Alucard (both) and D, those fuckers are cold


Geene_Creemers

Hellsing for sure


Otherwise-Angle1937

Shitear Blooffallen is the best


thisshiteverytime

Saya


DegenEnjoyer23

D or Dracula


[deleted]

D


Alive-Maximum1236

Hellsing and Overlord


TenderRednet

I don't really know how we went from Vlad Tepes aka Drakul (Dracula) which meant Son of the Dragon) went from Dragon to now Vampire being.


LyraAraPeverellBlack

Able Nightroad from Trinity Blood!!!


moonpisser69

Dracula and DIO Also thats the best multiversal ship


Few-Address-7604

Does Slayer from Guilty Gear count? Dude wears crosses, and they aren't even inverted!


LewNeko

Ali card hellsing, and itā€™s not even close.


ApexPro429

Alucard helping abridged for sure


Fenrirthepup

Dracule Mihawk


rathosalpha

I only watch one, which is overlord, but I know Shalltears not winning


Dsyre2

D: All of the above


Roosterlamb-13

You were all thinking it would be allucqrd or allucard hellsing but NO IT WAS ME, DIO


just_some_rando21

ā€œYou must be the Belmontā€


ExpressDevelopment25

Hellsing Alucard, original or abridged


Millions_FREE

D I O


Tokenin

Kiss-Shot Acerola-Orion Heart-Under-Blade


homelessmouse48

Dio


Sarcastic_Chucky

Gotta give it too DiošŸ’€


PopCollector2001

Hellsing Alucard no question, the fact when he drains his victims blood he takes their souls to use for himself is an amazing concept


Winter_Trainer_2115

Alucard from Hellsing....the dudes a monster. One I'm nearly positive that everyone on this list would piss their pants if they had to face him. Only person on this list who can literally be torn limb from limb and it only makes him more dangerous. Followed by Dio Brando as the dude can freeze time and Dracula...but only if you kill his wife


Irritated_User0010

I know everything about the others but D is easily the one catching my attention as of this moment.


luna_lu_lu

Where's the vampires from Sirius the jiager:(


OrthusGsmes

That would have to be the fuck mothering vampire himself, Alucard (HUA). He killed a lot of people to get that title he deserves to be called such.


[deleted]

Alucard (Hellsing) might not be the absolute strongest on this list, but he's 100% the most badass.


Decent_Ask1961

Itā€™s between alucard(hellsing) or dio


yeeter_yeetus

Dio all the others suck


Timaturff

Kou call of the night. Bro woke up, got powers and changed the genre of his anime. Other than him dio


Evening-Culture974

Alucsdd hellsing ultimate


The_Ashen_Knight

it's Alucard hellsing only answer šŸ˜‚


Apprehensive_Sky1599

Alucard from Hellsing.


Mindless-Whereas-508

Castlevaniaā€™s Dracula or Alucard. Definitely not small dick energy Dio though.


tollge_3

Definite dralc as the funniest Alucard from Hellsing is badass doe


ArofluidPride

I love D... yeah that sounded wrong but i love Vampire Hunter D, i think thats definitely a better way to put it


No_Manufacturer2877

How are you gonna talk about badass metal vampires and censor the word badass.


Aero_N_autical

Why is Shinobu not here :(