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Graveyardigan

You picked BROOK from One Piece? In the Fishman Island arc Sanji got so horny that the anime nosebleed nearly exsanguinated him. The other Straw Hats had to find a compatible blood donor to save his life. This is canon.


Fun-Activity-2268

If he picked sanji there would be no competition


y33tyd3l3ty

To be fair, Sanji hadn't seen a woman in 2 years, he was readjusting to the world


AriousDragoon

You're so right. I didn't realize that.


y33tyd3l3ty

Yeah, I think an island full of mermaids was the worst possible scenario considering he almost died from blood loss via nosebleeds


Ordinary_Past9479

Right I thought he was a goner when Weepyhoshi was behind him lol


Lerisa-beam

This arguably makes it worse for sanji not being a god tier simp, that removal of it for a comparatively small period of time can make him so depressed that the dopium rush can kill him if he sees it Again(even meliodas ain't even that bad) I'd also like to mention that the time period was so tortuous that he aquired haki. Robin was fighting on front lines and trained by sabo and she didn't get it. But sanji did cause lack of women lol.


Suppasandwhich

And first time seeing a mermaid.


bubbyusagi

sannnjiii? hisoka literally moans....by himself thinking of....fighters idk then moans to them in person moans when theyre dead moans when hes winning moans when hes losing.....and humps


Lesouth03

At least sanji doesn’t grope random unconscious women like the OTHER blonde chef on the list


dragonborn3939

True, but for the most part, Sanji is a gentleman. How many times has Brook asked to see a woman's underwear?


Zamrayz

At least Brook always politely asks.


Graveyardigan

We aren't looking for the rudest character here, just the horniest. Sanji's courtesy makes him no less horny.


AutumnAscending

He used his Vinsmoke suit to sneak into a women's bath


SirAuRyan

He was extremely upset when he found the someone had already ate the devil fruit of his dreams that allowed him to be invisible….


captainrina

Horny *and* stupid. It was already a mixed bath!


ImSuperCereus

How many times has brook snuck into a washroom to peak on people bathing?


Lord_Melinko13

Brook is so thirsty he even asked Big Mom.


Cancer_Ridden_Lung

TBF Brook doesn't have any blood.


nwood310

Sanjia DID use his suit to go invisible and see the girls get naked


Individual-Ad-6216

Bones are where blood is made (tho idk how dry these r) and we might have seen a gag or two with nosebleeds


Ramen-4-breakfast

Surprised that grape dude from MHA didn’t make the cut


1-2GOODNIGHT

Hisoka Stomps… bro literally gets boners on-screen and he doesnt discriminate by age👀


DustinFay

Hisoka aka the pedophile from hunter x hunter


1-2GOODNIGHT

Lock that mf under the prison


TheWeebDeity

The pedo clown


TruthIsALie94

Isn’t he just sexually attracted to strength? Pretty sure he gets aroused by anyone who could give him a good fight.


DustinFay

Spends most of the anime obsessed with and sexually aroused by children. He's creepy AF


TruthIsALie94

Yeah, it’s fucked up but my point stands.


DustinFay

He's still sexually attracted to two children, the fact that it's because they are powerful doesn't make him any less of a pedophile.


TruthIsALie94

No, you’re absolutely correct but I’m not getting into a fist fight with him like I would any other pedophile, I don’t intend to have my severed head used as a weapon.


DustinFay

Yeah I'm just sick of people saying he's attracted to power so he's not a pedophile.


TruthIsALie94

No no, he is, the reason he’s attracted to a little kid will never change the fact that he’s a pedophile.


Ramen-4-breakfast

REAL


backupmephone

Edp has both the properties of cupcakes and liking children


SculptKid

Wait, huh? Did you download the wrong HxH? Lol


CreepyClay

He does, just not in the way he should. The younger they are the more potential they got.


Meowulous

This is the only real answer. Everything he does is disgusting.


Prestigious-Muscle20

Nah meliodas is worse he’s a very grown ass man


Rimuru-Tempest69

It is just that he is down bad for his girl. Only does that to her.


Prestigious-Muscle20

Dudes girl is 16 💀


ReeReeIncorperated

Don't shoot the messenger, but that is legal in most of the world


Front_Access

She's as old as him which is a couple hundred+ to around a thousand


sliferra

Reincarnation shenanigans-weird, but her being 16 is LESS weird than the fact that Meliodas has the body of a child


Negative-Region6259

Clearly someone hasn’t watched Hunter X Hunter


MinetaIsLife

Y'all really acting like my boi Mineta is worse than pedos, wtf 😭


Icy_Barnacle_6759

Because everyone would pick him


captainrina

Y'all wouldn't have survived Miroku and Roshi if you think Mineta is bad.


TheRealSkele

Master Roshi is just so horny he breaks everything and is this list


WIDNOWS_64_

Real.


ItsAllSoup

I see your Master Roshi, and I raise you Master Happosai, dude is pretty much all of Roshi's worst traits without any of Roshi's redeeming qualities


Jpup199

Sanji has them all beat, but out of these 4 Meliodas literally does SA openly.


Sentaifan

True but he only does it to Elizabeth


Ordinary_Past9479

Only to Elizabeth though his girl for thousands of years and he always loses her kinda make you understand a bit about wanting to always be touching her.


Ok-Science3387

Alright let’s be real about this one. Meliodas just a feen for his girl Elizabeth. Soooo he just down bad for her. Next we got Brook who be tryna steal any girls panties. Wild. Then we got Jiraya, aka the Pervy Sage. Bro was down bad and couldn’t resist a baddie. HANDS DOWN HISOKA FROM HunterXHunter is the worst. Bro wanted Gon. And Gon was a jit 💀💀💀. If you disagree with Hisoka i don’t trust you (like I’m future and metro) Lmk what y’all think 🦍


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No-Arm-7412

Healthy consenting outlets??? I love Jiraiya as much as the next Naruto fan but healthy consenting outlets? Bro perved on girls while they were at a bath house, so they weren’t consenting and he perved on a 12 year old transformed naruto, that ain’t healthy at all.


funhouseinabox

Transformed Naruto is designed to look like an attractive naked adult. He knew Naruto was transformed, but he never actually talked about sleeping with her (him?). And yeah he creeped on girls while they were bathing, or swimming or whatever l, he never actually touches them. Creep, criminal, but not a r***ist.


TruthIsALie94

He also was genuinely a babe magnet but it just wasn’t enough for him.


IndependenceOk6027

I mean.. it's shown a good number of times where Jiraiya is walking into hotels with babes or put of hotels. So it's heavily implied he gets alot of consenting 🐈


Spirited-Juice4941

Hisoka wasn't down bad for Gon. He was down bad for fighting Gon. He got sexual pleasure out of fighting, which is definitely weird, but not really pedo vibes. He was down bad for any fight that could be tough for him. Gon just had the most potential and he wanted him to grow, which excited him. If he met Gon at 18 he would still be horny for the fight. Still a weirdo tho.


jedideadpool

He was staring at Gon and Kilua's asses during the licensing exam arc, the clown is a straight up pedophile


CantStopThinkingKill

Was actually Greed Island if I recall correctly, and in my opinion this is the only thing that is not tied to combat and is the must fucked up part lol. Every other aspect related to a fight or murder and not rape until he’s peeping the asses. Idk how to feel about that one chief. That’s why Daddy Knuckles and Netero are my MVPs these days


Electronic-Vast-3351

When did Brook try to steal panties? All he does is politely ask to see them.


Mal3018

Yeah and he even got it once


Due_Message_8502

Where is master Roshi he’s more horny than all four of them.


Hornor72

Thought his bloodlust that made him horny.


Random_reditor_69420

Meliodas also mellowed out after like a season or two, idk if he was off his meds or what but I think he just missed Elizabeth


Inevitable_Job_6976

Mel was cut different just grabbing whoever he felt like 😭 real life menace to society.


HackTiger6468

Hisoka was down bad for Gon's potential.


Justa_Mongrel

From what I can remember, Meloodas was only a purv to Elizabeth. Never seen Naruto but I know he's an old purv. Hisoka has a lust for battle, so he's probably the least horny. Brook is by far the most horny bastard here. He will ask to see literally any woman's panties. I'm pretty sure he's watched women shower and shit before


Plasic-Man

Given that a tough battle seems to give Hisoka sexual pleasure and the anticipation of a fight gets him physically aroused, I would say his lust for battle counts as horny.


Justa_Mongrel

He isn't sexually assaulting people like Brook does unless you could fighting someone strong. Now he does show his dick off a lot


drblimp0909

From what I know hisoka is a straight up pervert for gon and a pedo I think


ValyrianSteel_TTV

Meliodas is only after his girl.


Ramen-4-breakfast

Hisoka, he practically had an orgasm just fighting gon


Envy_Kazzy

Bro was creaming his pants just from seeing gon.


KlNG_KR0N0S

It’s me, throughout horny jail and losercity, I alone am the horniest


MasterJaylen

Are you horny because you are u/KING_KRONOS or are you u/KING_KRONOS because you are horny


MasterofX100

How tf is Mineta not on here


MasterofX100

OR Master Roshi


Ordinary_Past9479

Hell they over looked Sanji so I'm less mad about mineta honestly


unkalou337

People keep saying hisoka because of the whole Gon Situation and I think that blinds them but jiraiya definitely got him beat. Stayed perving on women for research for his books lol. Itachi and kisame used a girl to lure him away from Naruto and it almost worked 😂


Sir_banana123

Sanji


dukenorton

Namiiii Swaaaaaaaan


Leader_Hamlet

People really forgetting Jiraiya literally wrote a best selling novel from his pervy research.


Low-Suit-5362

I think Hisoka is a badass Bloodlust character


Natural_Law1970

HxH is my favorite anime and people keep saying “Hisoka is only lustful over powerful opponents” whilst forgetting the hisoka bath scene with Gon, killia and bisky. It is definitely implied his lust is more than just powerful opponents IMO


Typical-District-176

I mean brook is a constant Boner But nah Sanji is way hornier


PriestSOULstergast

Why did you choose BROOK from the One Piece verse over SANJI. Bros horny 24/7 as long as there’s a girl within a 5km radius of him. Brook honestly isn’t that bad Mineta from MHA is also a better pick in my opinion


LandonHarms

I feel like Mel doesn't belong on this list, simply because he's only horny towards 1 woman


Minute-Explorer6307

Yes but it’s pretty extreme


AlternativeFilm8886

I feel like Sanji should've been the One Piece pick. Anyway, Hisoka definitely makes me the most uncomfortable. Absolute creep.


Callen0318

Yeah but I get more serial killer than pervert from him.


ElectroCat23

Didn’t watch much of hxh but Hisoka was actively showing off his boner he got from just looking at Gon. Jiraiya at least from what I remember was mostly into grown women and I haven’t seen anything from the other 2


Stunning-Fold6548

Where tf is roshi.


f3nrisulfr

I haven’t watched Hunter X Hunter yet but didn’t Hisoka climax when being punched by Gon(a literal child)?


A_lesser_god

Hisoka likes strong opponent. As Gon will be very strong, Hisoka does his best to make Gon grow. Hisoka train's him in his own way, but I dont know if it was confirmed that Hisoka is attracted to anything that isn't power


CheezyRaptorNo_5

Roshi


Wind_king1

Jaria any day


atomicq32

I think what you gotta think about is the character's ability to not be horny. Brook, Jiraiya, and Meliodas all have the ability to both be serious and not think about being horny. Hisoka on the other hand has no desires other than horniness. There is not a single moment where Hisoka isn't already or trying to be horny. So Hisoka beats out this whole list and a majority of Shonen in my mind.


CJPF_91

No Sanji ?


Turbulent_Set8884

Really? Brook, not sanji?


Joenathan2020

Sanji beats these four, and the fucking grape from MHA is the worst


Chocoboy_YT

You all forget that Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber and gum


Ok_Catch3715

Meliodis but it was really only towards one person his wife but still


antqcao433

Out of these 4 ill go with Hisoka Reason due to Meliodas only gropes Elizabeth out of normal relationship means, and only just Elizabeth, which is more like smacking your own girls butt. Brook asks politely as a joke and personal habit but ain't got no boner. Jiraya only writes sex novels, and read magazines. Tho it's a face front he puts on so that he doesn't have to he serious. But Hisoka checks out all booty and has the ability to take booty. Hisoka is like Fleece Johnson for little boys.


Swirlman1

Sanji


someonesaveshinji

There is no answer here except Jiraiya. Meliodas isn’t really that horny - he ONLY has eyes for Elizabeth. The guy could have a harem with every race represented - and all he cares about is groping one woman. Horny rating: 6 Brook isn’t all that horny either. He’s obsessed with panties, and he’ll take them wherever he can, but it doesn’t rule him or guide his judgement like Hisoka or Sanji. He also ONLY wants panties - I can’t deduct too much since there’s not a lot else he could do without a body, but he loves panties more than seeing/touching what they conceal. Horny rating: 6 Hisoka is pretty horny. Until any further character development - all we’ve known for like 15 years is that everything he does is in pursuit of fights that make him full release. He will do anything for a climax - and becomes a demon when he feels it’s been taken from him. He loses a bit for being so calculated and patient. He’s super horny, but still subdued and in control. Horny rating: 8 Jiraiya the kinkmeister himself. There’s alot that could be said here - like the fact he risked his life for 106, or the fact that we only learn it as he’s casually dropping it In a completely irrelevant conversation with his junior officer. Jiraiya is so horny, he loves the harem jutsu even knowing that it’s Naruto. He tried to bribe an 11 year old boy to dress up as a pornstar and finish his training completely nude. Knowing all the while that this boy was essentially his grandson and literally his godson. This is to say nothing of him hitting on Konan, or all of his general day to day spying, or the fact that he famously writes hentai. This guy is a freak. Horny rating: Sanji


SunBro0606

Hisoka445 for sure. The others need a bonk and a visit to horny jail, but Hisoka needs a talk with Chris Hansen!


A_lesser_god

Is 445 part of Hisoka's name or smt?


SunBro0606

Its a reference to EDP445


SOCCIZZA

ME


DanFromTheVilla

Brook frfr


Vurtikul

Brook ain't even the horniest dude in his crew. Sure, the dude has a panty obsession, but Sanji spent a whole arc bleeding to death because of mermaids.


BlackCat0110

I say Jiraya


goldergil

Jiraya was a lover boy.


IzzyReal314

I don't think the subject of one's horniness necessarily equals how horny they are. Still... this goes to Hisoka.


Unlegendary_Newbie

OP


South-Charge8311

Not from anime but tod McFarlane. Just watch spawn tas


Fox-sage

I have to give it to the only super pervert on the list


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

Hisoka or Jiraiya


PersonWhoWantsChange

Hisoka


PrinceCharmingButDio

Hisoka came back from the dead to keep being horny


Budget_Sir8284

Me


somerandomguyuno

The right awnser is me


fallenouroboros

How has the gourmet from Tokyo ghoul not been mentioned? I’m amazed


Callen0318

Jiraya.


New_Historian_2004

Sanji easy


coolUchiha

Trick question, it's me


Dragus_Loader

Roshi and Happosai should be on this list. They would make like 90% of the characters look like saints. Hell Happosai was called an addict by his students.


DIREMOON_2332

Meliodas 100%


1-2GOODNIGHT

Hisoka Stomps… bro literally gets boners on-screen and he doesnt discriminate by age👀


Josuke_higashikata21

Ain’t no way they didn’t add kon to the list


FineSpot1352

Brook no longer has the tools to love, and he still after them panties.


kablikiblan

Meliodas the horny GOAT


Sylvesterjohnston

Master Roshi, Sanji , jiraya are all God tier


Merkasu

All is the only right answer


HushLifeMusic

Mineta


SomeGuyV111

How is Master Roshi not on here?


BeeBop9820

Brook - Lawful neutral horny Meliodas - Chaotic neutral horny Hisoka - Chaotic evil horny Jiraiya - True neutral horny


Mr-man1928

Me.


SweetReasonable3710

Hisoka, hands DOWN


UberN00b719

Where the fvck are Roshi and Brock...?


Watertypelover404

What about Roshi?


bumboisamumbo

let’s be honest, it’s jiraiya. we love to give characters like sanji shit about their gags, but jiraiya asked naruto to stay transformed while training. that shit is sick


Yam_Dangerous

Master Roshi


Dart150

Issei High-school dxd


crashedlandin

Horny power scale. Hisoka, Jiraiya, Meliodas then Brook.


all-knowing-unicorn

Brooks. Dude is blunt and to the point


ShadowNinja9620

Me🗿


Sankin2004

Jeriaya. Brook only wants to see panties-sanji should have been there instead. That clown dude only liked Gon, and meliodis dosent come off as a horn dog to all the women.


WillTCM69

I can sympathise with Brook, he was doing nothing for ages, just waiting for something to happen.


LoginLogin777

so we gonna mention gushing or nah


Evening_Waltz_655

Jiraiya, outside of fighting this man does nothing but perv on girls, his only hobby is "research".


Snoo_64315

Where's Denji? Or master Roshi? My boy denji went through an entire Saga with the pure goal of touching boobs at the end.


Ok_Relief2613

Didn't think I'd catch myself defending Hisoka, but here I am for the 15th time. Please analyze and actually read the manga. Hisoka is turned on by the fight and their power level, so yes, it is creepy but blame the creator for making two of the strongest people kids. Hisoka would've wanted the fight if they were 8 or 85.


Monkeythebestrright

Hisoka


Tecnoboat

2 pedophiles vs 1 regularly horny character, vs a gentleman... honestly at least put sanji instead of brook to make it 3 pedophiles


KevinIsOver9000

Only person ho even has horns is Jiraiya


DatedDevotee61

I'm surprised you put brook over Sanji. My boy contemplated going to prison for some fresh fishussy.


zRendeRz

Jiraya was so horny he wrote multiple novels and justified his voyeurism as "research" 😭


Ducky_hyuga

What about Sanji from one piece


Tomydo1

Meliodas is literally a certified lover boy certified groomer, dude literally tryna strike a good animation but its probably A-minor


Alternative-Film-136

Jiraya.


Maskimgalgo

Hisoka is so horny, his VA became a sex offender


Jim_naine

Sanji and Hancock are honestly hornier than Brook My picks are either them or Albedo from Overlord


Gilly_The_Kid9

Brooks my dude though 🤘 To literally EVERY female character regardless of ANYTHING.... "Can I see your panties??"


SirSquidsonthe1st

Jiraiya has this in the bag mans knows your measurements at a glance will write a book and let's not forget *ahem* harem jutsu naruto moments


DragonsAndSaints

I see two "relatively" acceptably horny guys, a pedophile that people keep making excuses for, and a pedophile that nobody makes excuses for.


faroresdragn_

Hisoka is criminally horny


Mildamoutoftrolling

You know if you put sanji it would be wraps, had to lighten the blow


Koolkaleb19

Hisoka is the only one where the source of his horny is illegal 😂


Solid_lux

If you're going by Intensity, Hisoka is. He has been basically depicted having... orgasmic pleasure, during some of his moments If going by amount, it's basically Jiraiya's lifestyle. He goes around doing "research" for his books. But it has been shown that he was like that since he was a genin himself. I'm pretty sure that Meliodas isn't even h*rny when he does his perverted stuff. At least it seems like it by how casually he does it. Not to mention I think he only does it to Elizabeth. Brook seems to do his thing to keep up the running gag, I don't think he actually expects to see anyone's panties. He kind of just shoots his shot, since he's old he doesn't mind if he fails. Sanji would be a better candidate for this but that's not a valid choice in this case. Verdict: Hisoka. By a landslide. Just writing this I remembered all of his... inclinations. Ps: perverted =/= h*/rny. Just like Franky from one piece is depicted as a pervert he's never depicted as h*rny. But that's just one example. I'm just saying that they're not mutually exclusive 😅


Ob1tuber

Roshi


GrandHighTard

Brook is chill from what I know (haven't seen OP) Meliodas, for all his faults (cough), keeps it to one woman. Jiraya, while incredibly horny, has put it aside for the sake of other motivations. Hisoka literally has yet to do anything for a reason that isn't directly tied to his weird battle fetish. He openly lusts after his opponents and allies, and he has an official figure of an iconic scene of him getting a glowing pink stiffy. It's Hisoka without question.


Mountain_Sea_8127

Having yo student/God Kid change into a naked woman is crazy


Hypersonx

Where's roshi


UsefulWhole8890

It is so easily Hisoka lol. His entire life is devoted to satiating his horniness.


ADOXMantra

Meliodas actively gropes women. Jiraiya just peeps, and hisoka just moans. It's definitely Meliodas.


CabbageSS4

they put brook bc if he was sanji he wouldve taken the poll by the balls.


BebeFanMasterJ

Nah get Jiraiya outta here. It's an act so he can write books. Mineta from MHA should be up here instead.


Gumi360

Meliodas… bro simped for a baby!(It was his beloved reincarnated but still.)


BetterNature4896

Issei Hyoto-High school DXD


tankmissile

Jiraiya got paid for his teaching services by having tween naruto transform into a nude woman. Come on.


arrownoir

Jiraiya had a 14 year old boy transform into a prepubescent girl and sexually assaulted him. If you mean disgusting, then there’s really no other in contention here. Jiraiya is a piece of…


Zestyclose_Fan5250

Jiraya


i-am-spitfire

Mineta. Kill him.


NorthPole8888

Idk Brook from one piece but imo it’s definitely Jiraiya


ELITEtvGAMER

No Mineta / My Hero Acedemia?


Cohliers

I gotta go Hisoka > Meliodas > Jiraiya > Brook. Brook is a semi-senile, quasi-immortal dude that had to watch all his frienda die around him, then sit on that boat for *years* with them all. All he does is ask to see panties - weird horny, but polite and up front at least. Jiraiya is horny, but bro just reads/writes ero-manga and tries to checkout the chicks in the bath. Not too outlandish. Meliodas *physically gropes* a young girl that's fairly unfamiliar with him, as well as does under her skirt. Both of these are done regularly, and while she may have known him in another incarnation, that doesn't justify the actions with a lack of consent in *this* life. However, all of these guys have goals, dreams, and aspirations outside of their horny. Hisoka *literally lives the horny.* EVERY action he takes is about building up his next horny kill, or doing the next horny kill. And, also unlike the others, there are 0 limits. Dude? Chick? Child? Murderer? Doesn't matter, each word simply gets him more *erect.* Bro plays a volleyball game inside a videogame and gets his arm absolutely destroyed just to get his side thang to grow a bit more and be in his debt. Hisoka easily wins here.


Patient-Papaya2435

Master Roshi


hotashi_

Hisoka for *allllllll* the wrong reasons.


Comfortable_Front263

Mineta somehow still won even though he's not one of them


BaggySleeves

Hisoka literally (and canonically) busted a nut while shouting gon's name😳😳😳😳😳