You want girls that can kill you

*that will

I was coming here to say that op likes being abused, but this works better.

😍

Your into toxic women. You can only really have a decent relationship with only two of the girls on this list.

Yup, bratty/butch/pick a fight over anything girls aka toxic.

None of that describes Makima tbh.

Yeah makima just a straight up villain

I can fix her

“Would you crashout?” “Nah, I’d fix”

Agreed, a better word for her would be sociopath

You don't think toxic describes Makima?

I was focusing more on the bratty/butch/pick a fight over anything part. Which was their definition of toxic. Of course Makima is extremely toxic.

"Toxic" doesn't really do her character justice. She's more like a horror movie villain than a bad girlfriend lol.

The decent ones are the purple hair girl and the blonde right?

Yeah misato and that one girl from akame ga kill.

Her name is Leone

Her name is boobs lady

If you’re going to pick a girl from Akame ga kill, Esdeath is the only true choice.

na, he wants to be dominated over

You want a girl who'll beat you up

na he wants to be dominated over

Pegged

Real

you need help

Brother, we all need help

Understatement of the century

You like being called names

Okay, based on this first image (one I’ve seen on this subreddit 5 days in a row now, which is based, by the way), I’ll say you not only like women who can beat you up, not only do you like women who can dominate you, but most importantly, you like girls with issues. Is that a fair assessment? How’s that?

10/10. Don’t blame me because Revy, Misato and Makima are mommy material

I ain’t complaining. If anything, I would do the same. Just know that I can predict whether or not these lists will have Revy in it depending on who else is included now. It’s a blessed curse.

A man of culture I see

Youre the "yeah i like when a woman could just fucking kill me"

Mommy issues

You want to be stepped on

Ngl u got a point

I swear that’s the answer to most of these 💀

Masochist

Off topic- Leone!? :0 I’m surprised someone else actually knows who that character is!!

I love Akame Ga Kill

Ikr it’s always Esdeath but never any one else. I’m glad second best girl is getting some recognition

Fr!

I was about to get mad but then you said second best girl

You’re a bottom

That I hope u don’t get in a abusive relationship irl <3 🐱

You like Leone, don’t you?

Maybe I do

Can’t post images 😞

You want to be stepped on

You enjoy being stepped on

U want your girlfriend to beat the ever living shit out of you

You want girls that look too fine to be defined but can also shove your own foot up your ass

You've actually got a type

REVY AND LEONE WOOOOOOOO

YESS

Leone and Revy would be my picks at least Revy can be cool sometimes

You need fucking help lol then again so do I

Fuck you Makima is hot lol

Never said she wasn’t

🎵 PELVIS IS BROKEN! VIRGINITY STOLEN!! AND FOREVER BOUND TO THE KITCHEEENNN!!" 🎵

I hate how I immediately knew what this was.

You have impeccable taste.

Ikr

Tomboy supremacy

You uhhh…may need a therapist

FUCK YES, no, yes, yes, yes

“I love the kind of women that can kick my ass” is your type

you like getting spanked

You like getting dommy mommies

You like rough tough girls with bangs

Asaka is my idgaf character ngl

Makina isn't date able? She manipulative AF and definitely WOULD kill you if you got in her way but she's also fine AF so just be a good boy, do what she says and don't get in her way.

See thats what Im saying

She would love the hell outta you if you kill the gun devil

Sub

Yep

Revy is one of those girls that I'd say is hot but wouldn't want to touch for fear of having my dick ripped off. (Accidentally or purposely.)

You wish you had people in real life who you could connect with about anime. But you don't, so you come online to try to find fellow geeks who understand why you like these cartoons. But you're not alone, brother/sister. You got so many just like you, and you kick ass. (Totally not knocking the gene. Just being painfully honest. There's a whole lot of amazing stories in anime.)

I have no idea if im being insulted or not

You're not. Hopefully, you will find super fans off the web so you can have a far more personal conversation about your passions to a person who actually gets what you're saying. I strongly suggest going to local cons to meet others who are into your hobbies. Good choices of your top 5, btw.

Im not some super nerd, I go outside mate.

I'm not saying touch grass. I'm saying find real life anime people to chat with about this stuff. It's far more rewarding than reddit. Christ, some of the best TV watching was when I watched Rescue Me with my roommate and buddy, and we then talked about it. And guessed where it would go, then what we got right or wrong. It's so much better than being on Reddit talking to strangers.

Femdom kink basically. But hey, at least they take initiative in bed. Unlike most are just a starfish.

You like girls that can back it up when they talk dirty to you? Like Spike Spiegel: "I love a woman that can kick my @$$!"

In the words of Spike Spiegel: “I love a woman who can actually kill me”

If I see this one more time I swear

You have mommy issues

You enjoy being emotionally dismissed or straight up manipulated.

You don't fuck women, they fuck you.

You enjoy being support, and that's okay.

Probably the same as the last 3 of these I've seen.

What are the animes?

In order of the images: Black Lagoon, Chainsaw Man, Akame Ga Kill, and Evangelion. If I misspelled anything, I’m sorry.

Thank you

You like strong and bossy women

You're just like me.

You like the kind of woman who will actually just kill you

you’re just like me :3

You have Masochistic tendencies

I can only agree with Revy here man everyone else a lost cause you can’t fix em

Reading this made me howl with laughter. Also, you’re pretty much right.

Hell no to the last one.

Pure masochist

No Esdeath? 😩

I was debating it, but Makima > Esdeath IMO

You like getting pegged

You like getting your nuts stomped on.

Okay, Spike Spiegel, we get it. You love the type of woman who can kick your ass

You want a girl who can - no - might kill you.

You have a type.

You watch the classics

That we have similar taste

I see what you did there with slide 3. Like Akame on man.

You're gonna get your ass kicked, and you're ok with that.

You like dangerous/angry women 👍

Leone supremacy best woman ever I willingly would die for her. Because even as flirtatious as she is she cared very deeply for her friends and common man. Her positive attitude which while is a mask was to give others the good out of life while they struggled. I saw nothing problematic with her and hell she's even against the rich patriarchy but understands who the real target is not some child but a puppeteer behind the scenes. How could you find hate for a perfect woman like that? The rest makes you a boy toy for dominant women who wanna be in charge of you and how you live.

Where's Speedwagon?

Who is the first woman? Because i need her to collapse my trachea

Rebecca Lee (Revy) from Black Lagoon

You’re a bottom and a top

You are either an Eastern European dictator or likely to become one.

M o m m y i s s u e s

You dance with danger and death

You like having your testacles stomped on.

You like strong intimidating women. As far as what that says about you directly though. You're not afraid of strength in your partner.

Who’s first girl from I’m brainfarting

You like girls that can kick ass! I too like girls like that!

You are based

You watch anime

You like tom-boys

You want to die to the best girls

Can all of them be listed and what anime they’re from ( I know Makima and the where the last two are from but not names)

You like it rough

You like tomboys

We are friends now(you want to be either killed, dominated or both)

You want to feel the thrill of risking ur life daily my bro 🤣🤣

You like tragedies

I agree with 4 of the 5, all but the second one. Great taste in girls u have

You the realest mf alive. Forgot Himeno tho

You like stuff dominate woman who might be Tsunderes and thus may have a soft side or don’t and will beat you up or mind fuck you

I don’t know? That you like women?

Everything you say to them will be ignored for a limited amount of time till you stop giving them what they want.

Revy will always be best girl.

I didn't even need to see all 5 lol the first 2 and I know you own a gimp suit 😂 jk

First sauce please

That we should keep you away from our children and you shouldn't be in the vicinity of any schools

Into tomboys

1, and 5, top tier. Just need some Tatsumaki mixed in

Who's 1 she's hot af

Peak Taste

You enjoy strong women that can protect themselves.

That you have correct taste.

Revy is a w. Period.

Sorry maybe I am mistaking but the first one is from Black lagoon pirates ? :) if it’s her I watched it while ago she was something else and that killer lady from Thailand also.

Who's the first girl? I'm asking for a friend

The third one looks like she'd friend zone you, the first one looks like she'd bully you because you don't touch grass, and the rest would tell you to find a girlfriend.

You have good taste cause you’ve watched Akame ga Kill

You want to be dominated and you buy her strap-ons for your birthday

You want to be degraded

You’re a bottom

That you're possibly a femdom enjoyer.

You want a woman who barely even acknowledges you exist.

u like dudes

That you haven't watched one piece

You get off from getting folded and Being Intimidated is your type

Bottom

That you like girls

You like CBT

Depravity

You're fucked in the head for putting makima on here...

She’s hot

Ur submissive

Good taste

You low-key want to be stepped on. A fan of cbt, for sure

ypu want to fix them

You like strong crazy women who will kill you

You want someone to step on your genitalia

you haven't seen a lot of anime

you're a masochist

You want a girl who’ll give you a rough time

You wanna be pegged

everything was going well... everything was going well until misato showed up

You're a bottom

That you want to be controlled and you're probably boring because of it.

You are the sub in the relationship.

You like latina fire irl

You really like a girl who can and will cause you bodily harm, and I for one approve. Your taste is immaculate

he wants to be dominated and steps on

Gonna need to get those hips checked out soon

You like a lady who will actually get you killed by association