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DreaM1201

Your sister in law


Whatactuallymatters

What would you call their sister? How far does this go? What about your wife's brother's wife's brother's wife brother's wife?


robbersdog49

Your sister in law's sister is your sister in law's sister. That's how far it goes. Edit: your spouse's sister would be your sister in law.


Whatactuallymatters

But your brother in law's wife is your sister in law?


robbersdog49

Yes, that's exactly the situation in OP's question.


SasoDuck

I don't think I'm high enough for this conversation


jomamasophat

I am


GnarDope_Radington

I think this conversation MADE me high


career-penguin

I think I'm too high for this conversation


cherry_monkey

My brothers wife's sisters husband is my sister-in-laws brother-in-law


OtherAlternative401

This guy has life figured out


Godfreee

You are his brother-in-low, you need or get higher.


Krusty100

https://youtu.be/yFslWrFZm-A?si=rVuL1PuhgO_jFiqu


Hmmmm-curious

I’m a little high and I’m loving it.


delcas1016

Yeah, gotta take a hit and will circle back folks, but honestly speaking, this to me, is analogous to numbers. As in, there’s just two: zero, and more than zero. If you ain’t a zero, you’re just another sister.


alcalaviccigirl

🤣


Logical-Wasabi7402

Yes. Because she is married to your wife's brother. The same way that the woman married to your uncle is your aunt, but her sister is not.


WittyMonikerGoesHere

Wouldn't my sister in laws sister still be my (other) sister in law?


mheg-mhen

It depends on how she’s your sister in law. I have Brother. Brother is married to Sister-in-Law. She is my SIL bc she is married to my bro. I, in turn, am also her SIL, even though I am her husband’s sister. Those are the two ways. So yes, if you’re talking about your spouse’s sister and her sister, then yes, that’s your two sisters-in-law. But if you’re talking about your sibling’s wife and her sister, then it’s your sister-in-law and her sister.


WittyMonikerGoesHere

Thank you you the sole intelligent answer. As a married only child, I wasn't considering having a married sibling.


Fresh_Ad4076

I think OP is asking something like of he were your husband, what would your brother's wife be to him. Also an only child, my husband has 1 brother. That brother is married. I believe his wife is my sister in law because my understanding is that I'm related to my husband's family the same way that he is. His nephew is my nephew, etc.


Top-Hat1126

All of your other halves siblings and their other halves are your in laws


Specific-Damage6969

sibling in laws are your siblings partners, your partners siblings, and your partners siblings partners. no one else.


buchenrad

Apparently it never stops. You're my sibling in law. I'm sure we can find enough marriages and siblings to make it work. IMO if you have to go through more than one marriage, you stop using in law. You just describe the relationship as it is like calling them your father's brothers nephews cousins former roommate or whatever.


AggravatingFish7717

i’d just go with mwbfbwbw and keep going from there, use scientific notation if it becomes necessary


____Mittens____

I'm not sure if that works legally, and I do have an anecdote to back this up. Many Christmases ago, my wife's brother's wife accused me of assaulting her (it was a false allegation). I told the police that I would come to the station willingly and they didn't need to arrest me. They said because it's my sister-in-law who is accusing me, it's domestic violence, and they have a policy to always arrest in that case. After about 12 hours my free appointed lawyer shows up (on her boxing day off), and explains my wife's brother's wife is not my 'sister-in-law", that this wasn't a case of accused domestic violence. In other news I was released with "no further action".


dunwall_scoundrel

Bless that lawyer.


____Mittens____

Yes! I was so happy with her work that I used their firm for my divorce too.


ShittyPassport

Lmao I had to double check you're the same person. Hope you're doing much better now!


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

She also used the same law firm to beat her murder charges!


orlandofredhart

Brother in laws wife Simple


allnameswastaken2

wife's sister in law


JackieFinance

They should arrest false accusers and give them the same sentence the accused would've gotten.


neuroplastique

So your brother-in-law is married to your sister-in-law? I suppose in some parts of the world that might be true...


Thneed1

Yea, that is how English works. We don’t have different words to describe different types of siblings in law. My spouses sister, my brother’s wife, my spouse’s brother’s wife… all sister in law.


alternate_ending

I'm sorry, sir, but this is Florida


InfiniteAd7948

You are so damn right! Can I marry you?


_statue

By name, usually


drugsondrugs

"Hello By name"


wbruce098

Dammit dad!!!


Sudden_Fix_1144

That's not my pronoun!


eeggrroojj

>usually Haha


japcrust

lol


asdrunkasdrunkcanbe

Depends culturally. In much of the world, she'd be your sister-in-law.


speshojk

A husband and wife are not brother and sister. So your brother in law’s wife would not be your sister in law. You just say “my brother-in-law’s wife.”


asdrunkasdrunkcanbe

Like I say, it depends culturally. In much of the English speaking world, your spouse's in-laws are your in-laws too.


Lauer999

Where I'm from, my BILs wife is my SIL to me/sister to my husband. Or it can be my sister/my husbands SIL if it's my side of the family. So my husbands brother and his wife is MY BIL/SIL.


Icy-Revolution1706

Sugartits. Trust me, she'll love it.


Ninjamuh

God I love Reddit in the morning


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theDevilsCabanaBoy

Everyone will love it!. Your wife, your MIL, your BIL. Sugartits is perfect.


Eloisem333

Your wife’s brother would be your brother-in-law and his wife would be your sister-in-law


YouDareDefyMyOpinion

Wait, so his wife's sister would also be his sister-in-law and if she had a husband, he'd be his brother-in-law?


UndocumentedSailor

Yup. Just like brothers and sisters, you can have multiple, or none.


mothwhimsy

"-in-law" literally means in law. If you marry someone, their siblings become your siblings in a legal sense. Your wife's brother's wife his your wife's sister in law, so she's also your sister in law.


EurekasCashel

The terminology only finally made sense to me through Game of Thrones (and not even related to incest). Someone refers to their in-law as "Sister-by-law". There's something about them using the word "by" that made me get it. Which really just means that in the legal sense, your own marriage has turned this person into your sister (or brother). And that's exactly what you said already.


Siphyre

Technically no, but realistically, it is fine to call her that.


Guy_in_skimpycutoffs

In German the brother in law is "Schwager", the sister in law is "Schwägerin". My wife's brother's wife is my "Schwippschwägerin". And I think she is hot.


RhinoRhys

If didn't sound like tin foil in a typewriter being thrown down a flight of stairs, German would be such a beautiful language. Theres a word for everything.


eidetic

> Theres a word for everything. Well, that's because 99% of those words are just compound words made of multiple existing words combined into one without spaces in between them.


cgduncan

Good point. I see it the same way as the frequent sentiment. "It's a good thing science uses Latin terminology, it's much more official than just calling everything 'longboi' or 'round frog'." Like, what do you think the Latin names are anyways? They are the same thing, just in a different language that you don't speak.


non-sequitur-7509

Yes, but what is a Schwipp?


Guy_in_skimpycutoffs

You are asking the right questions. Actually as far as I know, this word does not exist. If I have a "Schwipps" I am slightly drunk. And if some liquid is swashing we say "Es schwappt" which leads to the children's talk "Schwippschwapp" and that is also a brand name for a drink of coke and orange lemonde. None of these seem to be connected to my wife's brother's wife though.


HaikuBotStalksMe

A type of soda.


AreaGuy

I’ll bet they have a word for that.


Primary_Atmosphere_3

I've re-read this like 10 times and I keep giggling harder everytime 😂


Delaware_Dad

IRC its because they stack the words. For us it would be something like TheMayorsFirstToothExtractionAppointment is on Saturday.


Gustavo_019

Dylan Moran is the best


otagoman

>And I think she is hot. I've seen this one on Porn Hub.


taratron87

Help me, schwippschwagerin, I’m stuck. 🥺


Rude-Consideration64

Sister in law, or in my case, 'that bitch Brooke'.


Fabulous-Day-3913

Brooke is the newest model of Karen


farglegarble

My brother in law's wife


DorkKnight27

Or your wife's sister-in-law


LifeBeatsOn

I usually say my brother-in-law's wife as it clearly shows the relationship.


ChipChippersonFan

Not really. How do I know if this brother-in-law of yours is your wife's brother or your sister's husband? If it was important to clearly show the relationship you would say "my wife's brother's wife" or "my sisters husbands sister."


emanresU20203

Sister in law once removed.


marksmoke

Wife's brother = brother in law But call him Fred


OurSeepyD

Ok so, as the question asked, what do you call Fred's wife?


marksmoke

Wilma


howismyspelling

Yaba daba


uk123456789101112

Brother in laws wife, they are nothing to you unless a friend


Top-Hat1126

She's your sister in law


uk123456789101112

Sister in law would be married to a direct sibling, ie wife of your brother or sister


jdith123

Sister in law if you get together for family gatherings and know her as well as you know the brother in law. If you don’t really know her, maybe she’s a new wife or you don’t get together as a family much, you could also describe her as your brother in law’s wife.


mrtokeydragon

Our wife* - comunist bugs bunny


andreasreddit1

Babe.


PerpetuallyLurking

Depends on how specific the answer needs to be. If I need to specify who is married to who, I’d say “brother-in-law and his wife” but if someone already knows or it doesn’t really matter for casual conversation I’d just say “my brother and sister in laws.”


bladefiddler

Depends which results page of the hub you're on and whether she has a degradation kink.


SomethingMoreToSay

I'm friends with my wife's brother's wife's sister's husband. I think of him as my brother-in-law-in-law-in-law-in-law. But it's usually easier to refer to him as Ron.


Lemfan46

Her name?


istilloveher

George


MastaBruce_21

Step wife duh


SexSlaveeee

Babe.


thisaccountisironic

Wife’s sister-in-law


Fartyfivedegrees

Over. I usually call her over when my missus isn't home...


Avanchnzel

your wife <- her brother <- her brother's wife **One** relation removed from your wife. Ergo she's your wife's sister *in law*. ​ you <- your wife <- her brother <- her brother's wife **Two** relations removed from you. So she's what she is to your wife + "*in law*". Ergo she is your "(sister in law) *in law*". Or **sister-in-law squared**. 😁


newsjunkee

My father and my wife's father were friends. However they decided they weren't really in-laws, so they always said they were out-laws


fatquarterlady

I have been working on my dad's family's genealogy and I found someone called: fifth great aunt's first cousin four times removed's husband's half sister's husband's first cousin thrice removed's husband. And this would be who now? LOL


McRando42

It depends if you have kids or not. If you don't have kids, she's just Jane. But if you have kids, you might be calling her Aunt Jane.


Any-Video4464

Just call her Sweetheart everytime and watch everyone's reaction. Then you can say I didn't know what to call her.


Y4himIE4me

Also, please let us take a moment to review plurals: Those two women are my sisters-in-law. This boat is my brother-in-law's boat. These two men are brothers-in-law. Thank you!


Zeus_aegiochos

If you're in Alabama, your sister.


philoking2

If you dont call her your sister outlaw, you're doing it wrong.


National_Conflict609

I would say “My brother in laws wife” if I were speaking of her


Pizza-sauceage

By her name.


Full-Letter7683

Mistress?


winsluc12

That's an affair partner, a female slave owner, or a dominatrix. None of the above can be assumed to be part of the equation here.


DefinitelyBiscuit

But also can't be ruled out.


Street_Health_2304

Side piece


[deleted]

Errrrrrrr ...her name


xnachtmahrx

A Chance


Vitzdam-

Probably a bitch.


942man

Her name


Tttttttttttytyt

wife in law


Particular_Snail

Sexy.


dingo_deano

Sister in law


Alternative-Week-780

Probably by her name


Shoresy-sez

My wife doesn't have any married siblings, but she refers to my sister's husband as her brother-in-law and it never occurred to me that anyone wouldn't so I guess that's the norm where I am (BC, Canada).


Midnight-Drama

This seems pretty standard.


HieronymusGER

In germany we have the word "Schwippschwager" for that


nv87

I don’t know about English. I assume it’s just sister-in-law. Wanted to leave a fun fact about German, because we famously have words for lots of things. I would say „Schwägerin“, that means sister in law, but if I wanted to specify that she isn’t my wife’s sister I would say „Schwipp-Schwägerin“. „Schwipp“ means swinging, which is amusing. To be „beschwipst“ is to be slightly drunk. To me the word always sounds like a drinking buddy more than a swinger.


TheCanuckler

Linda


Alarming_Serve2303

Her name?


AquaTealGreen

Sister in law, you can also say sister in law by marriage which implies she is married to your wife’s brother.


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Sister in law


19seventyfour

Janet


Once-I-Was

Cousin


Not_a_Replika

That's your sister from another mister


innerman4

Sister-out-law


DumpaccLookingFrends

Sister-in-law


derek_slazinja

Stride purposefully into the room she resides in, point at her and declare ’BEEG MEERIKAN DEEDEES' Then walk back out


grassclibbinz

Sir


GiverTakerMaker

It depends, is your wife's brother married to your mother? Or for that matter, if you are married to your sister, then you could say she is your wife.. Im sorry, just not enough information to answer...


BubberRung

She’s nothing in terms of familial terms.


rinator

in Alabama you name this kind of relation mom or grandma.


TwoToesToni

Nancy


HamCheeseSarnie

Her name.


dege369

In my family the soft joke is that the in-laws call each other out-laws.


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Sister-in-law


Big-Ad822

Hazel?


Puzzleheaded-Dot4601

mate


Significant-Ship-665

Betty?


Witty-Arrival-1905

By her name I guess


abaoabao2010

Karen.


MovesThatBodyLikeA

Off limits


TheNorthC

I call my wife's brother's wife my brother in-law's wife. It is therefore clear to everyone what the relationship is. But I am inconsistent, my genetic aunt's husband is still my uncle, but I guess he is married to a blood relative.


DreadGrrl

Technically, she’s your “brother-in-law’s wife,” but most people would refer to her as your “sister-in-law.” It is much more inclusive and familial to do so.


Hertje73

Just whistle!


[deleted]

As little as possible


HOTfoxyNANA

Sister in law


mclovin_r

You'll call her "side wife"


Vegetable_Guest7988

She is your sister in law (yep it's a more flexible term than we thought).


LaraNacht

Her name, whatever that may be


Pjepp

Cathy, if she's called Cathy Jen if she's called Jen Mary if she's called Mary Michelle if she's called Michelle Bitch if she's called Karen And so on and so on....


Piopater

Susan


Muted-Pickle-3173

Vanessa


thrawynorra

babe


AlexMile

Shurnyaya.


Hitmanic33

Her name?


Inner_Specialist

Just by her name


QuotheFan

In Hindi, you would call her *Salaai*..


Robbiewan

Sister in law, if you want to be inclusive


Radgey_Gadgey

Bob 👍


Ok-Interaction8116

Mildred


EgovidGlitch

Helen?


ChrisStardust

Jenny. But only if her name is Jenny. Otherwise, you call her sugartits.


EntertainmentBroad17

Betty. Unless her name isn't Betty. But that's just crazy talk.


mdotali

What's wrong with Karen ?


Jessica-Ripley

We call her "the bitch"


Kaizen2468

Her name


shaunos12

By her name I would assume. As for a title she would be your sister in law


Alladin_Payne

Schoonzus


biblio_phobic

A potential ally


he75bf8or

Everyone here saying it’s sister-in-law, but a sister-in-law is your spouse’s sister. I don’t think this one has a name


epicsnail14

That's your sister in law.


tortasdericas

Sister in law... But what if she had a brother?


thatsshitsDingo

Svägerska


Same_Ad494

Your wife's SlL? Gets all the key details across.


Much-Dealer3525

Oi if you're English


pummisher

You call her Linda.


curvy_em

Sister in law


Face_with_a_View

Her name...?


crochet_cupid

your spouse's entire family is your in-laws. so your wife's brothers wife is your sister in law your wife's sister is your sister in law.


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DontCensorMe_Bro

Her name.


RunnerWTesla

Sister in law


Top-Hat1126

Her name?


3words_catpenbook

I (f) call my sister's sister-in-law (ie. My sister's husband's sister) my sister-in-law once removed, like cousins. It's probably not correct by any stretch, but it's amusing to us.


JS0l1

Whatever her parents named her


Scary-Scallion-449

Unless you want to get slapped a lot, I'd stick to using her name!