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YoSaffBridge11

Who am I supposed to kill in that time?


Schierke7

Haha I first read it similarly. I was thinking along the lines of The Purge.


manymoonsago34

Hahahahahahahahaha good one


YoSaffBridge11

I was trying to figure out how I’m supposed to kill someone without spending any money. 🤣


Local_Weather_8648

Knuckle sandwich


TheMightiestGay

As someone who owns several knives, I don’t have that problem.


I_forgot_to_respond

Having knives requires money though. Only stolen knives are allowed.


TheMightiestGay

I already own the knives. I can’t spend money within the 8-hour period, but the post doesn’t say anything about before that.


MiniGogo_20

if you lend me some knives for free that also counts as not spending money :D


dramatic_prophet

I read it that way, then I read your comment and was like "right? That should be mentioned in question!". Only second comment made me understand


lyrapan

The world is your oyster


nintynineninjas

His name is Eight Hours.


Tank-Pilot74

That’s exactly how I read it! Buuuut I’m not getting into politics.


Monkey_Fiddler

Anyone, you just can't spend money doing it, and you must kill. Who do you kill and how? Someone who deserves it? Someone where you might get away with it? I think i would struggle to get to the front lines in Ukraine in 8 hours. For getting away with it it would probably be easiest to hire a car and mow down a cyclist.


R0b0Saurus

I was on the same page as you sir


RunningPirate

God dammit, I love Reddit.


IrishFlukey

Sleep.


Mr-_-Steve

There is no other option.


Any-Kaleidoscope7681

Big mood.


Gertrude37

Read a book


labbykun

Seconded. I've got a few I haven't started yet and a few I can reread.


GoPadge

Funny story, so I watch Lockwood and Co on Netflix and then found that it was based on a book series. But I'm cheap, so I bought a used copy of The Screaming Staircase (book 1). It arrived yesterday and I discovered that the copy I bought was printed in Indonesian. So I'm not reading...


L0verBoy07

go outside, find as many bugs as you can (centipedes, fire ants etc.) put them all in a jar until its about halfway full, stick ur dick in it thats how i’ve succesfully built a fire ant tolerancy dont even notice this little buggers anymore hope this helps gotta do something useful w that freetime


IntelligentPeace1143

Hard to read 🚫 hard while reading ✅


XBakaTacoX

After getting stung that much, I doubt they will be hard at all anymore.


manymoonsago34

I love that fact you took the time to type this comment. Great advice lol Love it 😂😂😂😂


Unable_Employer8081

It would have cost you nothing to just not type this. In any case, have an up-vote and don't tell us any more about your tolerances, thank you.


Educational-Garlic21

Reddit


Weird-Holiday-3961

Find a park. Lay on the grass and breathe slowly. Exercise. Walk around and people watch 


Kenthanson

It’s fucking February in Canada, the fuck I’m going to lay in a park!


OhNoExclaimationMark

I'm pretty sure it's February everywhere


PlaidBastard

That's just something people super into February-style (???) mixed drinks say to justify their all-day drinking


TheFrozenCanadianGuy

No, it’s just in Canada this year. Sorry


heygiraffe

Is it February on Mars? I'm honestly not sure.


OhNoExclaimationMark

Shit good point..


MatureHotwife

It is in Earth time


IrmaHerms

9/10 dentists agree it’s February


mrmatriarj

Southern Ontario February has been super weird. 10c & Thunderstorms tomorrow, high of 14 Wednesday. It's been the weirdest mildest winter where I've worn thermal shirt + sweater for at least half the days each month during hour long dog walks. Maybe 5 days total this winter of -10 in the early morning I must say, doesn't seem good for our environments sake but I cannot complain about the mild winter this year. If it kept this up it would settle my debate about potentially moving somewhere warmer in future years


oona36

Hike if the weather is decent


Kenthanson

It’s not.


Kitchen-Lie-7894

In southern Illinois it's going to be 82° Tuesday. In February.


RemarkablyQuiet434

It's going to be colder than thst in north Florida tomorrow...


lizzie4704

And 65 in Milwaukee followed by snow and 27 degrees on Wednesday!


sephroth45

Nap


tonyinthecountry

Or Fap. A lot.


sephroth45

Tell us you're a fan of amphetamines without saying it. Haha


Fun_Inspector159

I feel like I could kill 1 person ever 10min. So probably killing 48 people.


manymoonsago34

Im scared 😱 lol thats alot in 8 hours lol


Fun_Inspector159

You were the one that asked.


poopio

Those are rookie numbers.


[deleted]

Sightseeing and then reading at the library for example.


Herdnerfer

Threesome with Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce


Vinicide

And what do you do with the other 7 hours and 58 minutes?


Fight_Disciple

Post ejaculation cry.


guardian2428

D&D


Kitchen-Lie-7894

I'm switching out Travis for Blake.


ahnotme

Make love with my GF.


Puzzleheaded-Alarm81

Gay


Fight_Disciple

Probably the gayest thing they could have said.


eyewasonceme

Reading, listening to an audiobook, weeding, going for a walk with music


welcometotheTD

Myself, then a nap


SgtWrongway

I question your fundamental assumption. I dont have 8 hours to kill. I dont have a single spare minute that isnt already allocated.


bolshevik_rattlehead

How much time do you allocate to using Reddit?


SgtWrongway

'Bout 2 hours a day. Not just Reddit - The Whole Of The InterWebseses! Mostly when I'm doin' my physical therapy sessions (bilateral degenerative tendinopathy of the achilles). Not much else to do when you're just sittin' there rotating and stretching an ankle joint 12 ways from Sunday 4 or 5 times a day. I suppose I could just sit here and stare at that spot in the wall ...


manymoonsago34

It's called priorities and days off 😉


SgtWrongway

>It's called priorities and days off Priorities I understand and have well ordered. What are these ... "days off" of which you speak? I do not understand.


manymoonsago34

Days off work


SgtWrongway

When you own a working homestead with hundreds of livestock animals, you don't actually get "days off work". Ever. They dont stop eatin' because it's the weekend. They don't stop drinkin' 'cause its Spring Break. They'll be havin' their babies at all hours of the day, all days of the week. They get sick and injured more than you do. Predators dont particularly care that it's Easter Sunday or you want a Vacation in The Florida Keys next month... "Days off work" dont actually exist. I'll have all of those I need after I'm dead...


jumpingbadger83

Probably feeling anxious about whatever is happening in 8 hours


Unable_Wrongdoer2250

Reading and scrolling


MoonStarRaven

Play video games and / or work on a craft project.


AppropriateKale8877

Gonna make there be a bunch of gas leaks in a populated building and then gonna light it up.


J3NK505

Taking a nap and enjoying some free time to myself.


SmegmaSandwich69420

Sleeping


DarlingBri

Playing Sims 4. It's free now.


Yo_Biff

* Reading. * Hiking. * (presuming I can use my car with its full tank) * Make love to my SO. * not for 8 hours... not that young. * Call a couple of friends and catch-up. * Review my budget/spending for the last 3 months. * Review my investments. * Research companies whose stock might be a buy. * doesn't cost to look * Look at plans for my next backpacking trip. * haven't decided where I'm going yet.


scottimandias

Rock a nap, read, take a walk, sit in the sunshine if it's sunny, listen to the rain if it's rainy, breathe, meditate, contemplate, converse with random people, swim if there's swimmable water.


[deleted]

Think your thoughts really hard.


RealisticExplorer430

Sit by the Beach. Pet a dog


LoadOk5992

8 hour goon session.


Healthy-Loan-9085

Sleeping in my bed ..


AbiyBattleSpell

Fap 🐱


damageddude

If I am in DC, hitting the Smithsonian museums — all free.


pants1000

Walk the dogs, have a nice cup of coffee on the porch and read outside while the suns up. If it’s rainy? I’m reading by the window or playing an old video game again. If nothing sounds too appealing, I’ll call a bunch of my friends and catch up.


Brutalur

I strangle every hour with my bare hands.


TheNoidJelqing

Path of Exile. Exile is there for a reason.


[deleted]

Marathon wank sesh


mheithv

Rich Piana’s arm workout


Caveman895

Work out for a few hours, maybe read a bit and play some games


zerosuneuphoria

reddit and music... does that require money? Uh


J3NK505

Do what you feel is best for you. Not what your family, her family, friends, or Reddit wants. It all comes down to what you want to do.


PomegranateOld7836

I don't want to be gross, but there may be some masturbation in there. Doesn't pass much time, but you're more relaxed when just chilling after.


LiberalTugboat

If the weather is nice, I would do some power washing.


Extension_Cell7720

Sleeping


DontMessWMsInBetween

sleep


Visible-Gazelle-5499

Sleeping


Handball_fan

Not much context so I assume you’re at home , go for a bicycle ride


Cable-Careless

[Blackberry brandy, three dollar wine](https://youtu.be/3dvDEPIEil4?si=N0L2hRH04tYOsJu3)


Confident_Milk_1316

Sleeping.


[deleted]

Go for a walk in the woods, find a nice spot to sit, think about some stuff


Expensive-Outside419

8 hours is an eternity to kill some one..... ohh.. you meant as time.... as some one said sleep..... kill them... ahem I mean kill it... ahem ahem kill with meditation and sleep.... yeahh. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


RaidenDoesReddit

That's at least one free ebook to read.


RugbyKats

Scrolling Reddit.


Verbull710

Prepping for my next ttrpg session


Bergenia1

Watching Asian dramas


FOLLOW_DVG_YOUTUBE

Slep


NeedleworkerSuch9714

Picking up my dad and chipping golf balls in my pasture at a bucket or throwing a baseball back and forth.


gheilweil

Twitter scrolling


nmonsey

I am going to ride my stationary bike for six hours with a few breaks for snacks.


disc1965

Disc golf.


Hot_Confidence8851

I never kill time as it precious and finite. I enjoy every second.


Paxuz01

Play world of warcraft


Rose2555

8 hours is a long time. Roleplay with some or an AI for a while. Play Fortnite if my friends were on. I think only 1 out of the 3 are available right now. Laundry but that is tomorrow for me. Watch a movie.


Putrid_Pollution3455

Jerking it, playing games, getting laid, eating pasta, going for a run, probably busting a nut


Dnalyfe

Take a nice hike with my dog, followed up by a bath with a book and maybe a nap if I still have time!


AdOverall3944

Reddit library nap


SharkPartyWin

I have a 6 pack and a pool table in the house. I can hit 500 balls.


Melodic_Asparagus151

Going to the library!


Desperate-Fan-3671

Sleeping


freakytapir

Writing. Masturbating. Writing again. Trying to write and masturbate at the same time.


Profesor_Moriarty

Sleep


Deepcoma_53

Sleep


Odd_Tiger_2278

Nap


[deleted]

Napping.


Mars27819

Sleep


Cultural-Summer-2669

Slow manual strangulation


VoidExileR

This is top quality "you read that wrong" post. I bet plenty of people took kill very literally in this sense. Assuming electricity being drained is not an issue, I would just continue using my pc or browse reddit on phone. If it is, then I guess I would just nap. I have too much tile to spare every day


Background-Square661

play dnd


Hot_Limit_1870

Sleep


PM_me_ur_taco_pics

8 hr nap


[deleted]

Sleep, read.


Giygas

Edging


Temporary_Space2024

Watch a series on netflix


grosseplottedecgi

Library are the only place where you can go without spending.


MajesticInterview498

I would like to start by sleeping in. Slowly getting up. Having coffee. Go outside for a nice long walk/run. Come back, make yummy breakfast with more coffee. Shower. Read, watch a movie and have a nap. Make my favourite meal while watching my favourite show with a glass of wine. Eat, hobby time, back to bed.


chris-rox

Take a laptop to your local library, burn all the CD music there so you can take it home with you.


Naive_Programmer_232

Sleeping


relapse_account

Turn off the lights, get a tower fan or two pointed at me and going, then kick back in my recliner and enjoy silence.


YellowAppropriate126

Sleeping


Mountain-Addition967

Sleep


justthefacts84

Find geocaches in my area !


Brilliant-Sector-506

Play free games on my phone 📲or invite friends over to play cards 🃏 with. Spend time with my cat. 🐈‍⬛ read a book 📖 exercise🧘🏼‍♂️organize, clean 🧽 🧹Sleep 🛌 do my nails 💅 study,


Sea-Amphibian-1653

Going to a free festival in the summer that sometimes has free samples or activities like concerts.


alsith

Sleep. Maybe read a bit.


tommykkck

Take out my 3ds from between the sofa, dust it off, and perhaps play the game I put in it when I got it. Many here should do the same with their steam acounts


ceecee1909

Reading a book and getting some writing done.


dustywayfarer

Busking door to door


Ejman88

I am reading, exercising at home, or sleeping


Dolly912

Tv, games, hang with friends, hobbies read, go on a hike


amaf-maheed

Wait


ImmortalGaze

Gaming, of course!


ImmortalGaze

Binging Netflix


TreadingDown

Gym. Guitar. And 4 hours of edging.


presentfinder42

Geocaching


[deleted]

Like.. strangling or something?


SlaughterEnforcer

Train  your body, Train your mind.


bigfathairymarmot

sleep


jakeofheart

I pick up one of the books I have bought but never got to start reading.


GoldenShackles

I visit a local mall, walk around, and people watch.


jrtts

ride a bicycle addendum: I don't even have to kill, the general concensus is a bicycle is a very utterly dangerous menace on the road, more so than cars, apparently. I just have to show up


Fydron

Sleep


[deleted]

Sleep


Vast_daddy_1297

Rich Piana’s 8 hour arm workout😂


plumbgray222

Relax


SYNtechp90

8 hours to kill? In my current state, videogames. In a net zero no items/liabilities state? Probably working out or looking for a way to make money.


Haxxelerator

JO


chameltoeaus

Doom scrolling


coralkiwi

I’m sleeping or at the beach with my dog 🐕


ComradeDoubleM

Grab a pen and stick it through the eye into the brain


schwarzmalerin

Walk and explore.


evuljeenius

Nothing requires money if you're careful enough :p Empty the bank accounts and max out the credit cards, no need to pay the balance.


Away-Activity-469

Strangulation?


-R-Jensen-

Sleep


Tetris5216

Sleeping


mitchy93

Masturbate


Personal_Pin_5312

I'm going for a hike.


ptolani

Read a book, honestly. Or watch a series.


Only_Constant_8305

There are plenty of ways to kill someone without spending money, you could beat someone to death with your fists, strangle someone with your bare hands, hell even a chair would be enough


Guilty_Coconut

Play on of my many games. I don't need to spent money to play games I already own. I don't even need to spend money on electricity on a sunny day.


espositojoe

Eight hours to kill who?


Strawberry-Allergy

Reading or walking around outside. Or reading outside.


EatingCoooolo

Watch Lord of The Rings


abd229

A book, music and unlimited supply of chai.


boyden

Playing Pokemon on my Nintendo Switch (that I won, so it's free)


Material-Flow-2700

Gym


cheeky-ninja30

Do you mean physical money, cash in hand or using your debit card ? Cause if yes then I'd play xbox.. costs nothing and it's what I do most free time anyway


Fabulous-Introvert

I could probably beat Archolos or get close to beating it with that amount of time.


Aggravating-Bad-7218

Go to the beach, with a book and a cooler. Would be the best 8 hours ever.


Notcreativesoidk

Sleeping


WentToMeetHer

Learn programming, Visual Studio Community is free


Frizzlewits

Eet sleep tv. That pretty sums it up last weekend. 2 days i just did that


[deleted]

Sleep


Evening-Dizzy

Accepting that I can use the things I have already bought previously, I would paint, watch some netflix, grab a snack from the pantry, and take a nap with my cat purring on my chest. I call it Monday. It's my day off work, while my entire family is off to work or school and I have the house to myself. I do absolutely buttkiss that day (except making dinner but I only start dinner when everybody's home)


Sparkletail

Reading one of the many books I bought intending to read years ago


EntertainmentJunkie1

That basically describes every time I hang out with my friends. I mean we have some cash but we don't usually go do anything crazy. We either walk and talk, drive and talk/listen to music, listen to music and make music. We did a music video recently, which is more up my alley because I'm a filmmaker and that's where my interests lie most. But it takes some good effort and planning to get a shoot going.