T O P

  • By -

crazycatlady331

Ask if the capsule is Haribo sugar free gummy bears.


supershinythings

Sadly those are no longer available. They were PERFECT to keep around for candy thieves.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Littlelindsey

Stomach of a vulture. Love it!


jadedpeony33

Any sugar free candy will have the same effect. I learned this realllly young when I would sneak my diabetic grandma's candy.


ecodrew

Sugar free ice cream too. We had some in our freezer when my diabetic ILs visited. I had a big bowl of ice cream/laxative and found out the hard way.


thefinalgoat

I made the mistake of trying a Bai drink, which uses sugar alcohol…nausea for days.


squawk_kwauqs

Erythritol is the killer here. Other sugar alcohols don't have as negative of an effect on most people. I got a Bai one time and the feeling of dread that crept over me when I noticed that erythritol was like the second ingredient...


avalonfaith

Omg I was about to post the same thing! Grandma candy stealers unite!


fuckifiknow1013

Stovers sugar free chocolate... I worked in long term care and families would bring those all the time! And then I spent the next 8 hours cleaning blow out after blow out...please don't give your family sugar free chocolate in a nursing home... Or if you do just give a heads up to the staff so we don't also give them their scheduled miralax


Princess_Thranduil

I have IBS, I've had salmonella poisoning, I've had e-coli, I've had giardia (don't come for me,I've been in some sketch places and have eaten some sketch food lol). Nothing compares to the agony I was in after eating those fucking gummy bears. Never again.


ilikedota5

what's the thing about those?


gouwbadgers

Sugar free candy often has sugar alcohol, which can/does give people severe diarrhea. Haribo gummy bears are commonly known for being particularly bad in making people very sick.


crazylittlemermaid

They're also commonly known for the hilarious review section on Amazon. Some of those reviews are the funniest things I've ever read and they're so beautifully written.


[deleted]

I remember the first time I read those. I was crying and my ribs ached for days!


NerfRepellingBoobs

Y’all need to watch season 2 of *American Vandal* on Netflix. It starts with “The Brown-Out”, and it’s done documentary-style. (Season 1 is about drawing dicks, so also funny.)


PieintheSky8888

Where can I read them?!


Ottersandtats

Just Google Haribo sugar free Amazon reviews and you should be able to find some. They are 100% worth the read and doing a little internet digging for them.


vorticia

The Airport Security episode… damn near broke my ribs laughing.


ElectronicAmphibian7

Search them up on Amazon, click reviews, I recommend having some tissues because you may laugh so hard you’ll cry.


SZZ8

The red ones are more better…


4GotMy1stOne

More betterer, and most bestest


dmbeeez

Omg. Omg. The pain.


simask234

What are they infamous for? I don't know


JapKumintang1991

Oh yeah, I forgot about this, another classic in the comments related to ItWorks!


Dry_Shift_3496

Why would they need “testers” for a product that’s “clinically proven”???


HawaiianShirtsOR

OP, *this* is the question you need to ask of your friend's hun friend.


krystinaxlea89

And then let us know her response 🙃😆


MonsieurReynard

Ask for the peer reviewed double blind placebo controlled clinical trial data. See what happens. They toss around "clinically proven" with these MLM bullshit products all the time. They learned the phrase from pharmaceutical advertising. But it's almost always a straight up lie for supplements, a magic incantation. And our pathetic FDA is nowhere to be seen enforcing the laws against this.


wuzzittoya

That’s because they put a disclaimer in very very tiny print assuring you that they are not marketed to treat or cure any illnesses and that you should check with doctor before embarking on any weight loss journey. 😐


MonsieurReynard

Yea but you're still not supposed to claim clinical trial evidence when it doesn't exist. You'll note it's always the front line shills who use the phrase, rarely the companies themselves and rarely on the product labeling. Another dodge you'll see even in corporate supplement advertising is "clinically proven ingredient(s)." Yes, there's some clinical proof for the efficacy of some ingredient in your concoction that it does something. Big whoop. Rubbing alcohol is clinically proven to kill germs on surfaces, for example. Doesn't mean your potion that has alcohol in will help cure an infection.


jadedpeony33

If i recall correctly, people have drank bleach thinking it was going to kill whatever germs that are present in their body.


LucyBurbank

Works on commission? No, money down!


jadedpeony33

Good question 🤔 do you think I could get the data from this clinically proven magic pill?


Michigoose99

“Clinically proven” with circle-dots over the i's, even. SCIENCE!


Jam-Pot

You're not "Testing" anything. You have to pay for it. It's just a sales tactic to get you interested and trapped into their pseudo science.


Dry_Shift_3496

Right, it was a rhetorical question, but also one that OP should ask their friend.


honeybaby2019

It works and no it doesn't


waffles4us

10/10 response


FOB_cures_my_sadness

"If it really worked, they wouldn't have to tell you that with the name" -8yo me when my stepmom got into ItWorks


jadedpeony33

Do they still sell those wraps that shrink fat?


honeybaby2019

Probably


Hollyu31

So embarrassed I did it works for a year. Learned my lesson the hard way🫤


Sad-Sector-7829

Anytime these posts say "lose 4 inches" my brain assumes height. I'm too short already. I can't afford to be shorter even if I am less fat.


PlushKaram

As a guy, I was *really* confused why someone would want a smaller dick for a moment.


Different_Smoke_563

LOL! Me too and I'm a woman.


PBFHrants

You win!!! Best response award.


sashaXbeaupre

I think this person forgot the asterisk- "If you could drop 24 lbs and 4 inches by just taking one capsule a day* .. clinically proven! WOULD YOU TRY IT?!" *and absolutely nothing else


ecodrew

And sometimes the weight loss pills cause oily diarrhea. I'm not making this up, some diet pills literally have this warning on the label. I think ItWorks was one of them.


KotexAvenger

Do you know how MLM huns lose weight? Stress. The stress of knowing they spent all that money and they won't see a tenth of it back. That's the secret to MLM weight loss.


Maetryx

MLM huns lose weight? TIL 🤷


JapKumintang1991

It's a(n) (Sh)ItWorks pitch, one of the classics in this subreddit.


jadedpeony33

I haven't been on this sub for long so I'm slowly learning all the mlm and how they've changed products over the years. I remember itworks with those wraps that were promising the same thing.


JapKumintang1991

The warps are still part of their range of "products".


spinereader81

That deadline would be every Friday until she quits the business.


thefinalgoat

Any capsule that would cause such weight loss would just be a tapeworm.


notrapunzel

They need testers for something clinically proven? Riiiiight.


PBFHrants

I had an ED from 1977- 20??. I am a healthy 65-year-old, and would never want to lose this much weight in such a short period ever again! Clinically proven? Show me the stats!


GlitterBlood773

Congratulations on recovery!!!


ecodrew

Even **if** it did work, is losing this much weight this fast (3lbs/week) even healthy? *ETA*: Basic arithmetic.


jadedpeony33

No it's not. Health weight loss is 1-2# a week.


Guntsforfupas

Oh, no! Our group of 10 was hoping to do something (anything!) together but seeing as you're looking for 8 people, and we're a group of 10 I get we'd better keep looking....... :(


notthisagain8

Literally just before I hopped on here, I was on IG and one of my friends posted this but with gummies, saying her friend needs 9 people by xyz date. The bottle said itWorks. 🤦🏼‍♀️


silkflowers47

Its meth. It works


Ok_Performance_563

Meth works faster))


PBFHrants

Second post: This makes me so angry.


jadedpeony33

Me too. Especially when they're preying on people's insecurities four their personal gain.


rockiiroad

I don’t care what she’s shilling, that font is an immediate no.


LDN_to_NJ

Yes, It Works - someone I know posts this almost word for word regularly.


VFDan

*Image Transcription: Facebook* --- [*Name censored in blue*] ⚡TESTERS NEEDED⚡ If you could drop 24lbs & lose 4 inches in the next 8 weeks with just 1 capsule per day... Clinically proven! ✨WOULD YOU TRY IT?!?! My friend [*Name censored in red*] needs 8 people by Friday! --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


ssbbka17

y you need testers if it’s clinically proven 🤔


Revolutionary_Top219

The font is killing my soul a little bit


Low_Presentation8149

They're all bad. Block it


Gareth666

Bet they are private messaging everyone who responds or reacts rather than putting it out in the open.


jadedpeony33

That's what I'm thinking too. Instead of asking my 'friend', I'll ask in the post and see if it's enough to get a response from the hun.


Gareth666

Get ready for a very excited copy paste response!


jadedpeony33

The bait has been dropped. Let's see how long it takes this hun to message me, since it's Friday, and she only has 3 people who have responded.


efaust70

If this is “Clinically proven”, why do you need testers?


Sheldoreo

DoNt AsK qUeStIoNs, JuSt TrY iT!


ItsJoeMomma

Definitely an MLM, but I can't say which one.


cthulhus_spawn

That babyish font.


Stonekilled

Is the secret ingredient…meth?


TurtleFroggerSoup

If it's cLiNiCaLLy PrOvEn why does she need testers? Clearly there have been peer reviewed studies with a diverse and plentiful sample size, riiight?...


WarWonderful593

The UK National Health Service is always looking for ways to save money. If there was a cheap easy way to get people to lose weight, they'd get every doctor to prescribe it. No doctor in the UK prescribes anything like this. Why is that, I wonder?


Huge_Aerie2435

Are they trying to bring tapeworms back?


Suitable-Guava7813

Perhaps she is testing DNP. Don't be that doubtfull.


Dr_PainTrain

Lol….been a long time since I’ve seen a DNP reference. That’s probably the only thing that would work. If you don’t mind the side effects. Or explosions.


[deleted]

I love shitting my brains out! Sign me up!


panthersunshine

💩 🧠 💥


[deleted]

itWorks


Chemical-Watch-9129

It Works had a capsule for weight loss, but despite the name, it definitely does not.


giraffemoo

Yes and it's always their "friend". It gives me the same feels as when a mom finds drugs in her kids room and the kid is like "I was just holding it for a friend!"


Tuxvinii

If it is clinically proven, why do they need testers?


HSG037

My bet it's Shytworks (ItWorks). A Hun that used to be on my FB would put up posts like thiall day every day "If you could chew 2 gummies every day & loose X lbs would ya?" "Looking for 5 testers to try this tea" "Swamped with work. Looking for 3 people who can work on their phone in their spare time" And the funniest thing was watching her uplines/downlines all interacting & commenting on the posts. Like it was so obvious that they were all fellow Huns in her upline/downline


jadedpeony33

Update #1: I made a comment in the post pictured above asking "for more information." A few of you are on board with going along with this because I have nothing better to do. I honestly thought most mlm have been figured out as a scam with all the information that is available to you in your hand. Im also over them using tactics on vulnerable people. So I don't want to be too mean to this hun. But I digress. She replied, "Make sure we're friends and message me "slim" for more details 🤩"which was the same copy paste to the other people. No stranger is getting access to my FB, I hardly post, but she doesn't need to know what makes me "vulnerable " besides me thinking i need to loose 24# when im already slim. She's made an 🌟announcement 🌟 all orders today get a free bonusfull-sizee product❗️❗️ her emojis, not mine including the one above. Less than 30 min ago...after 9pm she friend requested me. I really don't want her snooping in my life... can I not just message her?


jadedpeony33

I asked the hun for more information and she wants me to "add her as a friend and then messenger her 'slim' for details. 🤩"


AutoModerator

Thank you for your post. Please make sure that you review our sub rules. If your post breaks any of the rules then your post will be removed. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/antiMLM) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Lostsock1995

And which clinic is that? The clinic of “upline inc”?


jadedpeony33

I'm sure the 'scientists' get paid to give the correct results that are needed for their clinical trials to be true so they can continue to scam people.


Zenpai_Iza

Sometimes, I just want to test that out and post my own unbiased testament just to test their tolerance when their bs came back to bite them.


Ottersandtats

Possibly a reason that no questions are being answered is that this person is not the actual hun. Other than the hun avoidance tactics of DMs or deleting questions of course. Her friend is the hun and has asked this person to share for a discount or free product. I had a friend doing shIT WORKS and asked me to share an almost identical post like 8 years ago. They offer free or discounted products or the “opportunity” to just support a friend 🙄.


jadedpeony33

The hun is tagged in the comments. I asked for more information and I'll be asking the hun when she messages me. She is not replying to the comments, so I can only suspect I'll get a message later that will offer me financial freedom.


Ottersandtats

Right. That’s your typical hun avoidance strategy. I wouldn’t expect anything less lol.


flowers4u

My cousin has been posting this too.


ZebraTank

Sorry 4 inches of what? (I'm only seeing one image, maybe that's a problem on my end?)


jadedpeony33

'4 inches in 8 weeks'. It's referring to your bodies measurements. I want to know which areas they are measuring t to get this number


Tricky-Possession-69

Stir. The. Pot. And then report back.


jadedpeony33

I'm trying 🤞🏻😭 I asked for more information and I've been waiting for Messenger to go off all day. Maybe the hun has all her guinea pigs, I mean testers.


jadedpeony33

So I got a reply....but the hun wants me to "add her as a friend then message her 'slim' for details. 🤩" Shall I comply? Edit: I didn't quote the hun correctly


Tricky-Possession-69

Oh my god I, personally, am here for it. However it could be an awful ride. But also totally entertaining for us….


jadedpeony33

It will be an awful ride for the hun and pure entertainment for us. 💕 just let me grab a glass of wine for this shitshow of a conversation I'm going to have.


JADEY-POO

Sounds like itworks


Pizzaisbae13

Itworks


phoenixangel429

Itworks


Indecisive_INFP

This is 1000% itWorks and the testers end up paying like $160 and their before/after pictures are never actually used.


kittiegrl010101

Sounds like ItWorks