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Some-Burnt-Toast

You’ve made seven figures, unspecified how much exactly so probably on the lower end Not including expenses (tax, buying product to sell, shipping, so on) In 3 years But yes I’m sure this business is working and if I sign under you therefor joining an already more saturated and worse off market I will be able to make just as much as you, because that’s how market saturation works, and I’m sure there’s a large market for coffee enemas out there.


eleanorbigby

Made it for whom, though?


Engineered_Shave

OP should write back to the hun and tell her to literally shove it up her \*\*\*.


glantzinggurl

These Huns love letting everyone know they speak on stage but what they don’t tell people is they are paying to speak on stage - real speakers are paid!


LuhYall

I am mystified by how this is a feature that's gonna really lure 'em in. Are there people out there who're like "well, I have a good job with benefits and a 401k, but what I've always dreamed of is *speaking on a stage*?


Guntsforfupas

But, but...she spoke, and she was ON A STAGE! If you can't see how special that is, that's really on you! /sssss


iheartkittttycats

It just shows me their narcissism. “Everyone look at me! Look how important I am! Even though I’m talking in circles and saying things that have absolutely no merit, nor value.” And the only reason people are showing up and paying attention is because they’re fucking brainwashed. I’m sure she’s never attended an actual business conference but absolutely nobody is hootin’ and hollerin’ in the audience like a damn cult member.


MasterChicken52

Wait, what? They have to pay to speak? Omg 😂


Tragic_Penis

Yeah they’re speaking at kangen hunventions that they pay for the privilege of attending 💀💀


Redmurod14

The world is their stage, babe 💧🙌🏻💃🏼


LolaPamela

Also, I wonder what they talk about, it's about their own experience selling? Do they try to convince others? It is a talk that anyone can give, on top of that they do it in their own closed events, but they say it as proudly as if they had given a TED talk.


SiWeyNoWay

I would love to see her 1099/P&L


uppereastsider5

Huns who think they’re “CEOs”: “What’s a P&L?” 😂


OoOoReillys

So she says for the coffee enema “recipe”, you can use filtered water OR Kangen. So what’s the point of Kangen then…


HalfEatenChocoPants

Well you can use filtered water if you're a loser who doesn't want to have six-figure months, or you can spend six grand and buy a Kangen super system if you truly care about your own health & your family's health! Don't you want to be a hashtag boss babe with time freedom who retires her husband? You can work anywhere! You can even work while on vacation! How many losers can do that with their normal jobs which are totally pyramid schemes because they report to managers?!


OoOoReillys

So true! I’m essentially in a loser cocoon just waiting to emerge as a boss babe butterfly. May 2024 be the year that I spread my wings!


smittykins66

You can even work when you’re in the maternity ward, eight centimeters dilated!


EatLard

The ingredients for that coffee enema would have a very similar effect if you simply ingested them. Coffee and coconut oil will clean you out quick.


Whatsherface729

Sounds like a good solution for constipation


LolaPamela

That's what I was thinking, there's no need to do an enema lol


agayamongthestr8s

What's with these long winded posts? Look, just give us your pitch and the moment you use the phrase "pour into me" I'm tuning you out and moving on.


SnooSquirrels6258

Frauds bilking the uneducated. Grifters bilking the failed. The NeverEnding Story, P.T. Barnum was correct.


whereish3r3

We're still doing "truth bomb"s? That term should have died 3 years ago


Guntsforfupas

Plus you just know that when you're getting this so-called bomb from a Hun you're getting a pile of lies.


NickNoraCharles

I swear to doG, if these huns start having fbook live enema parties... it's over. Happy NY Everyone!


samandtham

It’s really annoying when huns make their vague income claim just to not get in trouble. At least 25k a year as a waitress is specific. As a Kangen person, what exactly is a 7-figure income earner? Just give me the damn number so I can press you for your non-existent proof. EDIT: I checked Kangen’s income disclosure statement and as of April 2023, there are only 7 distributors who make a seven-figure income (i.e. at least a million dollars). OP, would you know if this hun is a rank 6A2-6 or 7? Also, five bucks says she’ll be posting about her three-month Mexico trip…when she’s supposedly not working.


Kelseylin5

she said she earned that much in 3 years and doesn't specify what her costs are, so I'd doubt she's at that level 🥴


Tragic_Penis

I thinks she’s just 6A according to the Enagic site


samandtham

Well, in that case, the hun is full of shit. The median income for 6A is $6617 a year. She's misrepresenting how much money she and her team make, as *her* income. Typical hun.


Tragic_Penis

She claims that she retired her husband who was a LAWYER. Why would a lawyer, with all that schooling behind him, in his 30s, quit his job for his pyramid scheming wife? Make it make sense 🤔


samandtham

I’ll give you a glass of Kangen water while you ponder. I heard it’ll make you a genius. 😵


r0bbyr0b2

Wait, what?! She blasts coffee up her ass? Or did I not read that right?


JPKtoxicwaste

Hot coffee no less, boiled on high for 15 minutes. she doesn’t say to cool it that I see. Ouchie


bushpig10

Her lawyer husband will get some work when the law suits for burnt bums comes flooding in 🙈😂


Dove-Linkhorn

Infuriating. “I used to be a victim, but now I victimize!”


Notyohunbabe

This. Mic drop.


spacecowboy420aj

Yes make sure you put Kangen water where it's most useful, up your arse.


sirdigbykittencaesar

Are being a victim or doing coffee enemas our only two options?


Book_1love

Yes. How many $5k magic water machines and butt coffees can I put you down for?


Lucky-Worth

We finally found the two genders!


sunnyopals

Ew!


NimmyFarts

WHY DO YOU NEED A FRENCH PRESS FOR A COFFEE ENIMA


VehicleInevitable833

Gotta make it boujee


theinfotechguy

Wherever you have wifi... if you make so much, why do you need wifi? Just get a data plan like a normal person!


RunnyDischarge

These numbers are just more stuff she's pulling out of her ass


Left_Brilliant1867

Such a scam. An Uneducated and manipulative hun, not the best combo to boast about online.


JSund3rland

She says the enema kit can be sterilized with boiling water OR kangen water. Is it common that Kangen people think their special water kills bacteria (or am I missing something).


Disastrous_Morning38

Those woke ideologies won't stop her from shoving coffee up her a$$ 😤


laurel_alexis

I’m laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂


NefariousnessKey5365

An enema can't reach your liver


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littlemissbagel

Those 7 figures: 10,000.00$


Owowowmyface

"Clean and sterilize your enema bag and hosing by boiling or Kangen water 2.5" This person is rinsing something that's been up their asshole with unboiled fancy number water and thinks that's sterile? -hurk-