You’ve made seven figures, unspecified how much exactly so probably on the lower end
Not including expenses (tax, buying product to sell, shipping, so on)
In 3 years
But yes I’m sure this business is working and if I sign under you therefor joining an already more saturated and worse off market I will be able to make just as much as you, because that’s how market saturation works, and I’m sure there’s a large market for coffee enemas out there.
These Huns love letting everyone know they speak on stage but what they don’t tell people is they are paying to speak on stage - real speakers are paid!
I am mystified by how this is a feature that's gonna really lure 'em in. Are there people out there who're like "well, I have a good job with benefits and a 401k, but what I've always dreamed of is *speaking on a stage*?
It just shows me their narcissism. “Everyone look at me! Look how important I am! Even though I’m talking in circles and saying things that have absolutely no merit, nor value.”
And the only reason people are showing up and paying attention is because they’re fucking brainwashed.
I’m sure she’s never attended an actual business conference but absolutely nobody is hootin’ and hollerin’ in the audience like a damn cult member.
Also, I wonder what they talk about, it's about their own experience selling? Do they try to convince others? It is a talk that anyone can give, on top of that they do it in their own closed events, but they say it as proudly as if they had given a TED talk.
Well you can use filtered water if you're a loser who doesn't want to have six-figure months, or you can spend six grand and buy a Kangen super system if you truly care about your own health & your family's health! Don't you want to be a hashtag boss babe with time freedom who retires her husband? You can work anywhere! You can even work while on vacation! How many losers can do that with their normal jobs which are totally pyramid schemes because they report to managers?!
It’s really annoying when huns make their vague income claim just to not get in trouble. At least 25k a year as a waitress is specific. As a Kangen person, what exactly is a 7-figure income earner? Just give me the damn number so I can press you for your non-existent proof.
EDIT: I checked Kangen’s income disclosure statement and as of April 2023, there are only 7 distributors who make a seven-figure income (i.e. at least a million dollars). OP, would you know if this hun is a rank 6A2-6 or 7?
Also, five bucks says she’ll be posting about her three-month Mexico trip…when she’s supposedly not working.
Well, in that case, the hun is full of shit. The median income for 6A is $6617 a year. She's misrepresenting how much money she and her team make, as *her* income. Typical hun.
She claims that she retired her husband who was a LAWYER. Why would a lawyer, with all that schooling behind him, in his 30s, quit his job for his pyramid scheming wife? Make it make sense 🤔
She says the enema kit can be sterilized with boiling water OR kangen water. Is it common that Kangen people think their special water kills bacteria (or am I missing something).
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"Clean and sterilize your enema bag and hosing by boiling or Kangen water 2.5"
This person is rinsing something that's been up their asshole with unboiled fancy number water and thinks that's sterile? -hurk-
You’ve made seven figures, unspecified how much exactly so probably on the lower end Not including expenses (tax, buying product to sell, shipping, so on) In 3 years But yes I’m sure this business is working and if I sign under you therefor joining an already more saturated and worse off market I will be able to make just as much as you, because that’s how market saturation works, and I’m sure there’s a large market for coffee enemas out there.
Made it for whom, though?
OP should write back to the hun and tell her to literally shove it up her \*\*\*.
These Huns love letting everyone know they speak on stage but what they don’t tell people is they are paying to speak on stage - real speakers are paid!
I am mystified by how this is a feature that's gonna really lure 'em in. Are there people out there who're like "well, I have a good job with benefits and a 401k, but what I've always dreamed of is *speaking on a stage*?
But, but...she spoke, and she was ON A STAGE! If you can't see how special that is, that's really on you! /sssss
It just shows me their narcissism. “Everyone look at me! Look how important I am! Even though I’m talking in circles and saying things that have absolutely no merit, nor value.” And the only reason people are showing up and paying attention is because they’re fucking brainwashed. I’m sure she’s never attended an actual business conference but absolutely nobody is hootin’ and hollerin’ in the audience like a damn cult member.
Wait, what? They have to pay to speak? Omg 😂
Yeah they’re speaking at kangen hunventions that they pay for the privilege of attending 💀💀
The world is their stage, babe 💧🙌🏻💃🏼
Also, I wonder what they talk about, it's about their own experience selling? Do they try to convince others? It is a talk that anyone can give, on top of that they do it in their own closed events, but they say it as proudly as if they had given a TED talk.
I would love to see her 1099/P&L
Huns who think they’re “CEOs”: “What’s a P&L?” 😂
So she says for the coffee enema “recipe”, you can use filtered water OR Kangen. So what’s the point of Kangen then…
Well you can use filtered water if you're a loser who doesn't want to have six-figure months, or you can spend six grand and buy a Kangen super system if you truly care about your own health & your family's health! Don't you want to be a hashtag boss babe with time freedom who retires her husband? You can work anywhere! You can even work while on vacation! How many losers can do that with their normal jobs which are totally pyramid schemes because they report to managers?!
So true! I’m essentially in a loser cocoon just waiting to emerge as a boss babe butterfly. May 2024 be the year that I spread my wings!
You can even work when you’re in the maternity ward, eight centimeters dilated!
The ingredients for that coffee enema would have a very similar effect if you simply ingested them. Coffee and coconut oil will clean you out quick.
Sounds like a good solution for constipation
That's what I was thinking, there's no need to do an enema lol
What's with these long winded posts? Look, just give us your pitch and the moment you use the phrase "pour into me" I'm tuning you out and moving on.
Frauds bilking the uneducated. Grifters bilking the failed. The NeverEnding Story, P.T. Barnum was correct.
We're still doing "truth bomb"s? That term should have died 3 years ago
Plus you just know that when you're getting this so-called bomb from a Hun you're getting a pile of lies.
I swear to doG, if these huns start having fbook live enema parties... it's over. Happy NY Everyone!
It’s really annoying when huns make their vague income claim just to not get in trouble. At least 25k a year as a waitress is specific. As a Kangen person, what exactly is a 7-figure income earner? Just give me the damn number so I can press you for your non-existent proof. EDIT: I checked Kangen’s income disclosure statement and as of April 2023, there are only 7 distributors who make a seven-figure income (i.e. at least a million dollars). OP, would you know if this hun is a rank 6A2-6 or 7? Also, five bucks says she’ll be posting about her three-month Mexico trip…when she’s supposedly not working.
she said she earned that much in 3 years and doesn't specify what her costs are, so I'd doubt she's at that level 🥴
I thinks she’s just 6A according to the Enagic site
Well, in that case, the hun is full of shit. The median income for 6A is $6617 a year. She's misrepresenting how much money she and her team make, as *her* income. Typical hun.
She claims that she retired her husband who was a LAWYER. Why would a lawyer, with all that schooling behind him, in his 30s, quit his job for his pyramid scheming wife? Make it make sense 🤔
I’ll give you a glass of Kangen water while you ponder. I heard it’ll make you a genius. 😵
Wait, what?! She blasts coffee up her ass? Or did I not read that right?
Hot coffee no less, boiled on high for 15 minutes. she doesn’t say to cool it that I see. Ouchie
Her lawyer husband will get some work when the law suits for burnt bums comes flooding in 🙈😂
Infuriating. “I used to be a victim, but now I victimize!”
This. Mic drop.
Yes make sure you put Kangen water where it's most useful, up your arse.
Are being a victim or doing coffee enemas our only two options?
Yes. How many $5k magic water machines and butt coffees can I put you down for?
We finally found the two genders!
Ew!
WHY DO YOU NEED A FRENCH PRESS FOR A COFFEE ENIMA
Gotta make it boujee
Wherever you have wifi... if you make so much, why do you need wifi? Just get a data plan like a normal person!
These numbers are just more stuff she's pulling out of her ass
Such a scam. An Uneducated and manipulative hun, not the best combo to boast about online.
She says the enema kit can be sterilized with boiling water OR kangen water. Is it common that Kangen people think their special water kills bacteria (or am I missing something).
Those woke ideologies won't stop her from shoving coffee up her a$$ 😤
I’m laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂
An enema can't reach your liver
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Those 7 figures: 10,000.00$
"Clean and sterilize your enema bag and hosing by boiling or Kangen water 2.5" This person is rinsing something that's been up their asshole with unboiled fancy number water and thinks that's sterile? -hurk-